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2011

12

Jul

Emma Watson Thinks her Premieres are the Royal Wedding of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with Emma Watson is, but she reminds me of a tacky italian bitch at her first communion, or a tacky bride at her wedding, or like a tacky white trash bitch at her fucking high school prom….or even some Toddlers & Tiaras shit that’s just awkward looking…cuz she’s been going to these Hairy Poofter premieres all dolled up like she’s at the royal wedding or some really formal event, when all she’s doing is her last walk down the premiere line, cuz after Potter, she aint got shit but a pile of money and a fanbase of pedophiles who have watched her grown while dressed like wizards…aka the worst kind of fanbase….other than their loyalty….and ability to collect…their social awardness and smell of stale semen makes shaking hands and signing autographs a disaster….but that still doesn’t explain why she’s dressed all ridiculous, even if she’s showing a bit of little tit….it’s a level of princess high maintenance bullshit that’s a real turn off, but that’s cuz I never found her hot, or watched a single Harry Potter movie meaning I didn’t fall in love with her irrationally when she was 13…so I am not blinded….and I can look at her objectively…I’m a hero like that.

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2011

07

Jul

Emma Watson’s Ambitious Premiere Outfit of the Day

Emma Watson must have got confused when they told her she had to go to the Harry Potter premiere, cuz she it looks like she got in costume for the live-action version of Big Bird’s biopic, where she plays big birds grey granny bird, or some shit that makes equally as little sense, cuz I can’t imagine anyone willing to wear something that looks like this feathery mess to their big money making night, since Harry Potter is all bitch ever did and all bitch ever needs to do, cuz it’s just that big a deal, unless they were getting paid….It’s like prom night gone bad. The kind of thing she’ll reflect on in 15 years while sitting on her royalty checks thinking to herself, “If it wasn’t for this prescription pill addiction that makes me numb and feel like I’m on a cloud with no worries or no sense of where I am, I’d totally wonder what the hell i was thinking that night it all went down hill”…at least that’s my prediction….call me Miss cleo.

My other prediction is that a whole lot of virgin losers are jerking off to these pictures right now – cuz Emma Watson can do no wrong, she’s a wizard….and you’re married to her….I guet it..

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2011

16

Mar

Emma Watson Legs in Shorts for the Nerd of the Day

Emma Watson saves the day. She’s like when you say “Support our Troops” at a presidential campaign debate, or even at a concert, shit just gets the virgin loser screaming like school girls, and since virgin losers are the only people who read these kinds of sites, let me say “Emma Watson”…now is your cue to cheer….

Good work people. It’s not like you have anything better to do, you know with no friends and all…Loser…

Hey come back… I need you…without you I am all alone….you Harry Potter loving weirdos…

EMMA WATSON….


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2011

15

Mar

Emma Watson for the Virgin Loser Perverts of the Day

The funny thing about Harry Potter fans is how loyal they are.

It’s like no matter how this bitch looks or what the bitch is doing they get excited…and I’m not talking 12 year old boys, I’m talking pervert adults who started watching the shit when it first came out, anticipating the day she blossomed into a woman, making their masturbation less criminal, even though before she turned 18 they felt there was such a deep rooted love and loyalty, that it made it all okay, weird…

Harry Potter delves way deeper than nerd, it’s on some core of the person weirdo shit, and I guess it works out better for Emma Watson cuz she more important than Royalty now thanks to the number of these weird Potter fans, and that shit gets you PAID.

Maybe I just don’t get it, cuz Wizards don’t interest me enough to watch them in movies…

Here she is cuz I know you’re into it….


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2011

15

Feb

Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion….

Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes..

Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole….

Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit

Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50%

Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Cheryl Cole|Emma Watson|Geri Halliwell

2011

15

Feb

Emma Watson Nipple of the Day

My computer has AIDS….Maybe it’s been watching too much Glee, listening to too much Lady Gaga, cyber sexing with too much Perez Hilton back when he was addicted to meth and sending out cock pics of himself in hopes of love, even though apsergers don’t feel love…

So I’m linking you to this Emma Watson nipple, that looks old to me, but is supposed to be new, just cuz it’ll buy me time to figure out what the fuck is going on with this fucking thing…

That’ll learn me for relying on a salvation army laptop from the 90s. Good thing you like nipples

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2010

23

Nov

Emma Watson Flashes Her Twat on the Today Show of the Day

I don’t know when these pics were taken….I don’t even know if you can see her wizard twat…I just know that if you are into her…than you probably do because Emma Watson fans are fucking weirdos who are a little too into things – if you know what I mean….

And if you don’t – watch this video….


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2010

12

Nov

Emma Watson in a See Through Dress at the Harry Potter Premiere of the Day

I would have posted these pictures if she was wearing a fucking snow suit. Not because I like Emma Watson or think she’s hot, but because you do. See this is my scam to get people to the site cuz I know that there are millions of Harry Potter fans, who have been obsessed with the shit since the first movie, and who live and breathe the shit in anticipation for the sequels, making a lot of people fucking rich. I also know that those same perverts pretty much watched Emma Watson grow up, thinking “she’s gonna be hot when she’s older” to justify the fact that they were jerking off to a 12 year old and they still haven’t stopped cuz that loyalty justifies the dirty things they did to themselves while watching a little kid in action….the beauty of the Sci-fi and Fantasy club is the loyalty those motherfuckers have to the things their socially awkward, nerdy asses find cool.

So here she is for the nerds…

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2010

03

Nov

Emma Watson May Be Showing Panty for Vogue UK of the Day

Emma Watson is on the cover of Vogue UK. She also has a photoshoot spread with a bunch of boring pictures of her even if there may be a little panty in one… and I am only posting them because I know that 95 percent of my readers have a serious love for wizards and young girls…..it’s two of their favorite things….

I guess it has a lot to do with only feeling accepted in the sci-fi/fantasy club at college, cuz you’re that kind of virgin….coupled with looking for girls who seemingly have the same level of sexual prowess as you….cuz they are 13….and a deep rooted love for all things Harry Potter…mainly the only girl on Harry Potter cuz Jerking off to Harry Potter would make you kinda gay….

Making Emma Watson and her Harry Potter shit like a god to you…so these pics must blow your socially awkward ass the fuck away….

So I’m doing this for you…cuz I am your best friend.

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2010

27

May

Emma Watson’s Harry Potter Legs of the Day

Harry Potter always makes me feel uncomfortable because I know more adult men were into the series than little kids…and I know in watching the first show that those adult men were thinking about how excited they will be the day Emma Watson turns 18 so that their virgin loser sexual fantasies about wizard pussy doesn’t break any kiddie porn laws…..watching and waiting….movie release after ovie release….and many awkward discussions with their friends on their virgin loser geek message boards about when they can look at her and jerk off…and I’m pretty sure that time has come and gone, but here are some pics of her legs in a car, in a dress that you can’t look up, but I have faith in your computer skills and ability to do a 3D model of this to use for your special alone time…which is a lot more humilating than regular alone time, which is all the time. I just hope no virgin geeks were killed in the process of posting these pictures…I know how crazy legs can drive a motherfucker who has never fucked before…

Pics via Pac

Posted in:Emma Watson|Harry Potter|Legs

2009

08

Jul

Emma Watson Panty Flash of the Day

I feel kinda bad posting these pictures of Emma Watson because I know that some motherfucker who has been on World of Warcraft the last 48 hours, drinking redbull and smoking cigarettes to stay awake because he’s on a fuckin’ roll is gonna click the link somewhere and have a fuckin’ heart attack, because his body is already straining and this Harry Potter shit is just too much for his virgin organs to take. You know seeing her flash her legal panties is like the day you realize that you can finally snap off creeper pictures of the neighbor you’ve been watching grow over the years, from training bra to c-cup, tanning on her porch, instead of jerking off to the memory of it, cuz no one likes Kiddie Porn lawsuits.

Posted in:Emma Watson|Panty

2009

05

Jun

Emma Watson in Some Fake See Through Lookin’ Fetish Dress of the Day

The only reason I am posting this is because we’ve all watched her grow up and I know that whenever I catch myself checking out a girl I knew when she was 10, I feel nice and fucking creepy but not as creepy as you the first time you watched the Harry Potter movies and you thought about how hot she’s going to look after puberty hit or at least that’s what you told yourself to justify why you were jerking off to a 12 year old wizard to make things less fucking creepy, motherfucker

Well it turns out that she’s not all that hot and her see through fetish dresss isn’t even see through, but the post is done, I can’t turn back now.

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2008

21

Apr

Emma Watson’s 18 Year Old Sheer Panty Upskirt Pictures of the Day

Emma Watson turned 18 this weekend and she wore sheer panties to celebrate being legal, because you know that before this weekend there was no way bitch was letting dudes explore her vagina. The fact that she’s got bush is a nice change of pace because I was under the impression that all teenage girls these days were so influenced by porn and Paris Hilton that they didn’t believe in bush, but did believe in brazilian bikini waxes. I guess this Emma Watson bitch is from England and they do things differently there.

I am posting this because I have a feeling half of my 5 readers think they are wizards and dress up in capes and meet up with their other wizard friends on the weekend to cast spells on each other and do other weird shit because girls don’t talk to them and since Harry Potter is probably your instruction booklet, I figured these come in handy when you cast a spell on your penis and turn it into a fire spitting dragon, at least that’s what you pretend it is when it’s cumming all over you because it makes masturbating more relevant to your cause.

Posted in:Bush|Emma Watson|Panties|Sheer

2007

10

Jul

I am – Maria Menounos and Emma Watson Shopping of the Day

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I never really watched any Harry Potter movies because they remind me of virgin dudes who sit at home and dress up like wizards while playing Dungeons and Dragons on the newest videogame system that they bought with birthday money from their grandmother, but I have heard of this 17 year old named Emma Watson and her friend Maria Menounous from Entertainment Tonight or wherever the fuck she’s from and here they are shopping together.

Either way, it’s nice to see friends come together for the sake of landing an interview in attempts to promote a movie that is about to come out while dressing the British girl in Sex Pistol and Union Jack shirts because that’s what the people want to see. I am all about fake friends and pretending to love people I hate for the sake of keeping up appearances because that’s what fake friends are for…

Posted in:Emma Watson|Maria Menounos|Shopping|Unsorted