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2014

21

Jan

Eva Longoria in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria is all that is wrong with second generation Mexican brats….her parents spoiled the fuck out of her because she represented the American Dream to them…throwing her into white schools, white community, making her forget that she is Mexican, except when it is practical and convenient for her career…you know the whitest kind of Mexican who hires Mexicans and yells at them like they are second rate…and here she is living the good life on a boat in a bikini…and unlike most Mexican chicks, her ass isn’t all fat and corn tortilla based..

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2014

02

Jan

Eva Longoria in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican…

I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?

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2013

20

May

Eva Longoria’s Weird Panty Flash of the Day

I have no idea what’s going on here, it’s like bitch is screaming for the world to look at her, lifting her dress like a four year old at a wedding who wants people to look at her instead of the bride….you know attention craving….starving for a camera to look at her…all while covering up her Mexican corn tortilla filled gunt….if you look close enough you may see a tampon string…like she’s not old and menopausal….and really old and menopausal or not…I’m totally into more girls following her lead!


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2013

08

Apr

Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day


Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide.

I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit….

This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.


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2013

12

Mar

Eva Longeria is On the Beach in a Bikini Of the Day

Eva Longoria is on the beach in South America…where I guess thickness is accepted…cuz girl is finally channeling some of her Mexican roots…something she’s been trying to oppress all these years from pretending her parents weren’t border jumpers….to growing up in white neighborhoods where she dyed her hair blonde and pretended she was just Tanned…never inviting anyone over to their fiesta for fear they would tease the goat in the backyard…..to hiring Mexican migrants to staff her house…but genetics…genetics can’t be fought off…if you let yourself got…and that’s why she’s starting to look like a typical Middle aged mexican woman from a tiny village who makes the best corn tortillas around for her 12 kids…..and if you’ve ever been to Mexico or an Authentic mexican restaurant…you know what I’m saying….


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2013

31

Jan

Eva Longoria’s Obama Ass of the DAy


I would have assumed that this self-hating, first generation, whiter that a white person, Mexican who was spoiled as a kid cuz her parents where just so happy to be in America….would be more of a gun totin’ Texas Republican….since that’s where she’s from…and more importantly…since as a self-hating Mexican…who is also rich…her initiative of choice is to crack down on illegals…unless they are willing to fold her laundry for 5 dollars an hour…cuz sometimes when you lose touch of the fact that your daddy jumped the fence…when you lose touch with reality…

But I guess that’s not very “hollywood” something she tries so hard to be a part of…..So what better way to show your political stance than to wear it on your motherfuckin ass….unless she is being ironic….who knows…but more importantly…who cares.


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2013

23

Jan

Eva Longoria in L’Officel Hommes of the Day


Eva Longoria doesn’t interest me…she’s a Mexican girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them…..but not above flaunting tit for a magazine….because that’s the business she’s in….and I don’t mind hating her while loving it….

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2013

16

Jan

Eva Longoria Red Carpet Nipple of the Day

Eva Longoria is showing her nipple, even though I’d rather see her Mexican turned White….Self Hating Cunt…that she let massive 7 foot tall basketball players from france inside…just to see if it is still in one piece…but then I’m reminded that like all Mexican girls…no matter how much she hates being Mexican or how many Mexicans she hires to boss around to feel white…she’s built to have a dozen kids and fuck Donkeys on stage….so maybe…just maybe her nipple is enough for this bad of a hangover…not that gross vagina ever makes me throw up…even if it probably should…

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2012

30

Nov

Eva Longoria In GQ Mexcio of the Day

I am gonna assume that these pics from GQ Mexico are recycled, like these massive magazines often do with their photoshoots, to maximize spending 100,000 dollars on a photoshoot, by sending it to different magazines in different languages, in different months with the same fucking pictures…and I am not just assuming that cuz that’s what all the second tier markets get stuck with…I am assuming it cuz Eva Longoria is actually a Mexican…her parents fucking raft and border tunneled it….and she was raised to become the whitest fucking mexican in the history of Mexicans…the kind of Mexican who likely hires Mexican slaves and doesn’t speak spanish to said Mexicans cuz she’s all Hollywood and too good to be Mexican….white dreams, self hatred, all things that you wouldn’t think include flying to Mexico to do Mexican photoshoots for Mexican franchises of American Magazines….even if she’s got nothing better to do.

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