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2014

09

Dec

The Hottest Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Ever of the Day

Everybody fucking loves Eva Longoria. I’ve actually had multiple conversations about Eva Longoria, and not by choice, random fucking people have giving me actual lectures on how great she is, how smart she is and how great her charity work is. I am talking people who don’t even know her, fully engaged by her scam, in what I would say clearly makes her smart, up on some sociopath level of smart, first generation Mexican American, turned TV star…clearly it takes strategy, otherwise she’d be cleaning a hotel or whatever the other first generations do….and don’t say Doctor or Lawyer or Business Tycoon…those have no comedic value…we want our Mexicans working kitchens, gardens and hotels…

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2014

26

Nov

Eva Longoria’s Bikini Pics of the Day

People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. It’s all they talk about. I don’t know if it is because they find her hot, or if she’s got Irish roots, or if it is because Desperate Housewives, the ONE show Eva Longoria ever did, is a hit…I just know I know Irish people, and they love this Mexican who probably could have been the hired help, had her fence jumping parents not spoiled her enough to make her an ego, who now probably hires Mexican help, just to feel above them, when not scamming the world into thinking she’s a philantrhopist…right…

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2014

10

Nov

Eva Longoria’s in a Bikini of the Day


People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. She is like their god. I can’t figure it out, because I think she’s the fucking worst, but then again I can’t specifically pinpoint why she’s the worst, it’s just something I know…

That said, I guess her TV show was a hit there, or they feel Mexicans should be celebrated as middle aged goddesses, as they are far better than the pasty, white, chalky, girls of their own…while Americans want Mexicans gardening….so she’s a little exotic for the otherwise grey land of potatoes….

Well, praised in the international market or not, I feel like she’s obsolete, or should be obselete here, that even when pulling off her top on the beach like she doesn’t know the rules, unless of course she is working the paparazzi for press, as I assume she is….she annoys me….but maybe I just have a good judge of what’s the fucking worst..and feel that she is.

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2014

01

Aug

Eva Longoria in a Bikini of the Day

Like the black guy who used to embezzle money from the pharmacy we worked at and stole prescription pills from – to use as currency in the strip club…The guy who would tell the black strippers they were a disgrace to black people doing what white people expected of them…up on some Bill Cosby Shit…

I find looking at Mexican girls, mainly Eva Longoria and really any native Mayan with no neck, pushing 5 foot and weighting 180 thanks to corn tortillas…not very exciting…

But I don’t think my hate for Longoria is that she’s one of those Mexicans so white she orders her mexican staff around like slaves, you know to make her feel better about herself, and like an actual white person she wants to be…

I don’t think it has to do with the fact that she bangs black dudes, that’s never really been an issue for me, but white guys fucking hate that shit…literally.

I just think an overrated, old twat, that even staring at her ass isn’t inspiring, exciting, or interesting…she’s pulled some kind of scam…and has the tramp stamp to prove it…but I’ll post the pics anyway, it’d be negligible if I didn’t.

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2014

21

Jan

Eva Longoria in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria is all that is wrong with second generation Mexican brats….her parents spoiled the fuck out of her because she represented the American Dream to them…throwing her into white schools, white community, making her forget that she is Mexican, except when it is practical and convenient for her career…you know the whitest kind of Mexican who hires Mexicans and yells at them like they are second rate…and here she is living the good life on a boat in a bikini…and unlike most Mexican chicks, her ass isn’t all fat and corn tortilla based..

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2014

02

Jan

Eva Longoria in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican…

I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?

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2013

20

May

Eva Longoria’s Weird Panty Flash of the Day

I have no idea what’s going on here, it’s like bitch is screaming for the world to look at her, lifting her dress like a four year old at a wedding who wants people to look at her instead of the bride….you know attention craving….starving for a camera to look at her…all while covering up her Mexican corn tortilla filled gunt….if you look close enough you may see a tampon string…like she’s not old and menopausal….and really old and menopausal or not…I’m totally into more girls following her lead!


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2013

08

Apr

Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day


Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide.

I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit….

This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.


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2013

12

Mar

Eva Longeria is On the Beach in a Bikini Of the Day

Eva Longoria is on the beach in South America…where I guess thickness is accepted…cuz girl is finally channeling some of her Mexican roots…something she’s been trying to oppress all these years from pretending her parents weren’t border jumpers….to growing up in white neighborhoods where she dyed her hair blonde and pretended she was just Tanned…never inviting anyone over to their fiesta for fear they would tease the goat in the backyard…..to hiring Mexican migrants to staff her house…but genetics…genetics can’t be fought off…if you let yourself got…and that’s why she’s starting to look like a typical Middle aged mexican woman from a tiny village who makes the best corn tortillas around for her 12 kids…..and if you’ve ever been to Mexico or an Authentic mexican restaurant…you know what I’m saying….


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