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2013

31

Jan

Eva Longoria’s Obama Ass of the DAy


I would have assumed that this self-hating, first generation, whiter that a white person, Mexican who was spoiled as a kid cuz her parents where just so happy to be in America….would be more of a gun totin’ Texas Republican….since that’s where she’s from…and more importantly…since as a self-hating Mexican…who is also rich…her initiative of choice is to crack down on illegals…unless they are willing to fold her laundry for 5 dollars an hour…cuz sometimes when you lose touch of the fact that your daddy jumped the fence…when you lose touch with reality…

But I guess that’s not very “hollywood” something she tries so hard to be a part of…..So what better way to show your political stance than to wear it on your motherfuckin ass….unless she is being ironic….who knows…but more importantly…who cares.


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2013

23

Jan

Eva Longoria in L’Officel Hommes of the Day


Eva Longoria doesn’t interest me…she’s a Mexican girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them…..but not above flaunting tit for a magazine….because that’s the business she’s in….and I don’t mind hating her while loving it….

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2013

16

Jan

Eva Longoria Red Carpet Nipple of the Day

Eva Longoria is showing her nipple, even though I’d rather see her Mexican turned White….Self Hating Cunt…that she let massive 7 foot tall basketball players from france inside…just to see if it is still in one piece…but then I’m reminded that like all Mexican girls…no matter how much she hates being Mexican or how many Mexicans she hires to boss around to feel white…she’s built to have a dozen kids and fuck Donkeys on stage….so maybe…just maybe her nipple is enough for this bad of a hangover…not that gross vagina ever makes me throw up…even if it probably should…

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2012

30

Nov

Eva Longoria In GQ Mexcio of the Day

I am gonna assume that these pics from GQ Mexico are recycled, like these massive magazines often do with their photoshoots, to maximize spending 100,000 dollars on a photoshoot, by sending it to different magazines in different languages, in different months with the same fucking pictures…and I am not just assuming that cuz that’s what all the second tier markets get stuck with…I am assuming it cuz Eva Longoria is actually a Mexican…her parents fucking raft and border tunneled it….and she was raised to become the whitest fucking mexican in the history of Mexicans…the kind of Mexican who likely hires Mexican slaves and doesn’t speak spanish to said Mexicans cuz she’s all Hollywood and too good to be Mexican….white dreams, self hatred, all things that you wouldn’t think include flying to Mexico to do Mexican photoshoots for Mexican franchises of American Magazines….even if she’s got nothing better to do.

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2012

25

Apr

Eva Longoria’s See Through and Camel Toe of the Day


Eva Longoria doesn’t matter…I mean I don’t remember the last time I heard from her…. (VICTORIA BECKHAM GRABBING HER TIT IN FEBRUARY)…mainly cuz I try to block her out for being a disgrace to Mexicans everywhere by not embracing the Mexican culture but instead embracing the cunt rich white culture that hires Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour….because that’s just what spoiled first generation immigrant kids do…they hate being different, try to fit in, and do it in the most annoying way, not respecting that daddy dug a tunnel under the border before her cunt unappreciative, materialistic, suburban raised ass was born. It just irritates me…..unless she’s showing off bra and rocking cameltoe…an after effect of fucking / marrying a 7 foot tall black dude I’m sure.


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2012

24

Feb

Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans…

The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing…

Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits….

It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched…

Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl…

Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

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2012

21

Jan

Eva Longoria’s Big Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know what this is about, but what better way to start a Saturday than to stare at some Mexican titties that are likely conservative implants, cuz Mexican bitches I know all have the worst fucking tits, it’s genetic…

What it comes down to is that all girls need to be showing off their tits at all times..we’re animals and in the animal kingdom and it is the human equivalent to Baboons showing their swollen pussy when in heat and looking for male attention. only less erotic…..

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2011

24

Nov

Eva Longoria Dressed Like a Tween for the Perverts of the Day

I don’t know if she’s dressed like a tween or a stripper during the day…but I know that it looks hot…all cigarette pack shoved into her pants like a hooker with no pockets in her latex pants, but all cotton casual like she’s on her way to summer camp…or walmart to buy formula for her 8 mixed race babies with different daddies….Viva Mexico.

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2011

14

Oct

Eva Longoria Buys Excedrin in Spandex of the Day

This just in…Eva Longoria was spotted in black spandex buying three boxes of Excedrin like some kind of addict who is probably a spokesperson for the brand so idiots like me post the shit cuz we didn’t use google to educate ourselves about he product and just assume it’s diet pills to tame her fat fucking divorced cougar ass….but instead it’s just for headaches, or maybe lame attempted suicide in some kind of cry for attention cuz she’s all down and out thanks to her husband cheating on her..when really she’s probably just got her period…who cares…just look at her big ass in spandex.

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