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2012

30

Nov

Eva Longoria In GQ Mexcio of the Day

I am gonna assume that these pics from GQ Mexico are recycled, like these massive magazines often do with their photoshoots, to maximize spending 100,000 dollars on a photoshoot, by sending it to different magazines in different languages, in different months with the same fucking pictures…and I am not just assuming that cuz that’s what all the second tier markets get stuck with…I am assuming it cuz Eva Longoria is actually a Mexican…her parents fucking raft and border tunneled it….and she was raised to become the whitest fucking mexican in the history of Mexicans…the kind of Mexican who likely hires Mexican slaves and doesn’t speak spanish to said Mexicans cuz she’s all Hollywood and too good to be Mexican….white dreams, self hatred, all things that you wouldn’t think include flying to Mexico to do Mexican photoshoots for Mexican franchises of American Magazines….even if she’s got nothing better to do.

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2012

25

Apr

Eva Longoria’s See Through and Camel Toe of the Day


Eva Longoria doesn’t matter…I mean I don’t remember the last time I heard from her…. (VICTORIA BECKHAM GRABBING HER TIT IN FEBRUARY)…mainly cuz I try to block her out for being a disgrace to Mexicans everywhere by not embracing the Mexican culture but instead embracing the cunt rich white culture that hires Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour….because that’s just what spoiled first generation immigrant kids do…they hate being different, try to fit in, and do it in the most annoying way, not respecting that daddy dug a tunnel under the border before her cunt unappreciative, materialistic, suburban raised ass was born. It just irritates me…..unless she’s showing off bra and rocking cameltoe…an after effect of fucking / marrying a 7 foot tall black dude I’m sure.


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2012

24

Feb

Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans…

The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing…

Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits….

It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched…

Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl…

Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

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2012

21

Jan

Eva Longoria’s Big Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know what this is about, but what better way to start a Saturday than to stare at some Mexican titties that are likely conservative implants, cuz Mexican bitches I know all have the worst fucking tits, it’s genetic…

What it comes down to is that all girls need to be showing off their tits at all times..we’re animals and in the animal kingdom and it is the human equivalent to Baboons showing their swollen pussy when in heat and looking for male attention. only less erotic…..

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2011

24

Nov

Eva Longoria Dressed Like a Tween for the Perverts of the Day

I don’t know if she’s dressed like a tween or a stripper during the day…but I know that it looks hot…all cigarette pack shoved into her pants like a hooker with no pockets in her latex pants, but all cotton casual like she’s on her way to summer camp…or walmart to buy formula for her 8 mixed race babies with different daddies….Viva Mexico.

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2011

14

Oct

Eva Longoria Buys Excedrin in Spandex of the Day

This just in…Eva Longoria was spotted in black spandex buying three boxes of Excedrin like some kind of addict who is probably a spokesperson for the brand so idiots like me post the shit cuz we didn’t use google to educate ourselves about he product and just assume it’s diet pills to tame her fat fucking divorced cougar ass….but instead it’s just for headaches, or maybe lame attempted suicide in some kind of cry for attention cuz she’s all down and out thanks to her husband cheating on her..when really she’s probably just got her period…who cares…just look at her big ass in spandex.

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2011

13

Sep

Eva Longoria’s Uneven Cleavage of the Day

Eva Longoria brought out some uneven cleavage to some event and I couldn’t help but notice because I love uneven tits, if anything it’s something I look for in a girl, and I’m not talking the subtle one tit is bigger than the other, like one ball hangs lower than the other, I’m talking cup differences that are so dramatic, it’s like fucking an A-Cup from one side, and a C-Cup from the other side, you know like when you see those half man/half woman costumes in old circus footage….something new depending on what angle you hit it….it keeps shit fresh, interesting, different and it’s hard to get bored, cuz you get options…and more importantly, you will always look in amazement of how the fuck something like this happens as there is perfection in imperfection…..or not..either way these pics are funny…she’s like a tacky hispanic bitch at the hispanic awards…who thinks it’s her tacky prom she’s the tacky prom queen at…in a over the top tacky dress….

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2011

04

Aug

Eva Longoria Shitty See Through of the Day

I guess recently cheated on cuz she likely is really annoying to be around, Eva Longoria, took some time out from being a Mexican whore who no longer puts out enough to make her husbands stick around, but who instead irritates him enough with her diva spoiled cunt demands, to make him take his dick to new pussy, but who probably did once put out a lot, that’s why she’s so burnt out when it comes to sex, cuz she did manage to make it in Hollywood and making it in Hollywood, even when the script calls for Mexicans, and the producers only want the whitest most Americanized Mexicans you know all first generation and shit…it always goes to the bitch with the most fuck in her…

Either way she showed up to an event in a shitty see through shirt that showed off some black bra that might as well could be a bikini top….the kind of bra I have a deep hatred for because it is filled with lies and deceit….all thick, padded and not see through….filled with broken dreams and all misleading that there’s more than meets the eye…in a strategic outfit I find pretty fucking boring….

She needs to tap into spirit, drive, and ambition she once had…cuz if she did, I feel this outfit would have a lot more pussy lip exposed, of even just strategically crotchless pants, all ready to eat dick on command….

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2011

21

Jul

Eva Longoria Probably Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

Girls don’t rush to wear white pants like this unless they pretty much know they aren’t about to have their period. So either Eva Longoria’s pregnant, or on that weird shot bitches get for their birth control that stops their period, or maybe she’s got a meth addiction, or is an anorexic who doesn’t get her period, or Eva Longoria’s just finished her period…..all all this Longoria vagina bleeding talk has made me hungry for a burger…or maybe as a tribute to our Mexican roots, a taco…even though she’s about as Mexican as the Mexican food they sell up here, cuz her pants aren’t the only thing that’s white, but so is her fucking soul….and pretty much everything about her princess cunt….

Now stare at her ass.

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