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2011

04

Aug

Eva Longoria Shitty See Through of the Day

I guess recently cheated on cuz she likely is really annoying to be around, Eva Longoria, took some time out from being a Mexican whore who no longer puts out enough to make her husbands stick around, but who instead irritates him enough with her diva spoiled cunt demands, to make him take his dick to new pussy, but who probably did once put out a lot, that’s why she’s so burnt out when it comes to sex, cuz she did manage to make it in Hollywood and making it in Hollywood, even when the script calls for Mexicans, and the producers only want the whitest most Americanized Mexicans you know all first generation and shit…it always goes to the bitch with the most fuck in her…

Either way she showed up to an event in a shitty see through shirt that showed off some black bra that might as well could be a bikini top….the kind of bra I have a deep hatred for because it is filled with lies and deceit….all thick, padded and not see through….filled with broken dreams and all misleading that there’s more than meets the eye…in a strategic outfit I find pretty fucking boring….

She needs to tap into spirit, drive, and ambition she once had…cuz if she did, I feel this outfit would have a lot more pussy lip exposed, of even just strategically crotchless pants, all ready to eat dick on command….

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2011

21

Jul

Eva Longoria Probably Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

Girls don’t rush to wear white pants like this unless they pretty much know they aren’t about to have their period. So either Eva Longoria’s pregnant, or on that weird shot bitches get for their birth control that stops their period, or maybe she’s got a meth addiction, or is an anorexic who doesn’t get her period, or Eva Longoria’s just finished her period…..all all this Longoria vagina bleeding talk has made me hungry for a burger…or maybe as a tribute to our Mexican roots, a taco…even though she’s about as Mexican as the Mexican food they sell up here, cuz her pants aren’t the only thing that’s white, but so is her fucking soul….and pretty much everything about her princess cunt….

Now stare at her ass.

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2011

04

Jul

Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here’s Eva Longoria’s Mexican whore ass in a bikini hanging out with some new cock she’s been fucking because that’s what Mexican whore ass does…it fucks…cuz they don’t know what else to do with themselves as using that whore pussy was what made them all this money and gave them all this fame they didn’t have before….the same money and fame so many whores wish for…making this whore pussy the cream of the whore pussy crop….a whore pussy so commited to whoring the pussy that people in other countries care to notice her whore pussy ass in a bikini…..So stupidss…

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2011

13

May

Eva Longoria Topless Photoshoot of the Day

I guess this is what happens when you cheat on a bitch, you make her go all psycho and she sets out on a mission to prove just how hot she is in an “I’ll show you what you walked away from asshole” kinda way…..without realizing that there’s a million, maybe more, probably more, definitely more amazing than her pussy with a lot less headaches than her diva ass….you know one of those “I can fuck this girl who thinks I am a god cuz she’s poor and I have money”…or “I can fuck this girl who is thinks she is god”….kinda thing…

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2011

13

May

Eva Longoria Short Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria taking her skinny legs and Mexican booty in short shorts that don’t look like the average 35 year old mexican legs and booty, possibly cuz she doesn’t have 14 kids and live in a clay hut making corn tortillas…shopping, instead of making beds and cleaning up shit smeared bed sheets, used condoms off the floor and vomit off the ceiling in 3 star hotles like she should be. It’s not racist, I’m mexican.

Funny how life just works out for some people..

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2011

04

May

Eva Longoria is an Excited Mexican of the Day

I don’t know what Eva Longoria is doing here in her padded bra, standing all tall, doing some strong man pose, but she may be dancing, something so many Mexicans before her know all too much about, cuz they didn’t get sucked into the white community they lived in, they didn’t have the opportunities this first generation had, they had to risk their lives and crawl across the border in some half assed man made shit, only to realize, living in Mexico was better than living in the USA, cuz at least in Mexico you didn’t have to strip to pay for your half black baby’s formula, you could work at the Volkswagen plant.

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I know it’s some deep rooted Mexican resentment for all Mexicans who have made it, especially when they make me want to fuck them, cuz between you and me, Mexican girls are the fucking worst, no matter how Hollywood they pretend to be….

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2011

03

May

Eva Longoria Showing off Her Legs of the Day

Eva Longoria just finished her period, or she is pregnant, cuz no bitch in her right mind would wear so little white, so close to her twat if she know she may start bleeding at any given time…and for some reason I’m really digging it and that makes me want to kill myself, cuz ever since my Mexican whore mother died of Aids in the 80s, I vowed to never fuck with a Mexican…but this one is all Hollywood and not fat and a mom to 14…..it’s fucking with the natural way of Mexicans and I’m down…come to papi..

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2011

05

Apr

Eva Longoria’s Slutty Pant Suit of the Day

Here’s Eva Longoria is a modern take on the old lesbian, power suit, you know the ones you’d see bitches trying to be taken serious in the corporate world as to not allow the men they work with to be distracted by any sex appeal they may have, by covering every ince of it up….only modified to throw all that out the window and tell the world that she’s still got it….Hilary Clinton – Take notes…

I give young girls way too much attention on the site and in life without remembering that older sluts were once young and deserve some love too. The reality is that they are easier to deal with. They have more sexual experience and for the most part want as little to do with you as you want to do with them and understand the concept of fucking for the sake of fucking and not for the sake of locking yourself down into some kind of annoying bullshit playing house relationship.

They are the kind of people who don’t tell people that they are “seeing you” just because they are fucking you and it makes them feel like less of a whore when they put a title to it. They’ve been though it and don’t need to go down that route again. They know the lie they lived, now they just want you to make them cum while making them feel young again…

You know, making up for lost time….

The only time old ladies are a problem is when they are winding down and ready to have babies and that is why you need to do everything in your power to make them know you aren’t husband material. Don’t let them know you have a job or money because that shit means stability and takes away from the fact that you just want to cum all over their big old lady vaginas.

I don’t know what Eva Longoria is doing these days, I know she’s a divorcee, a middle aged lady dressed in a modern pantsuit to remind you all she still knows how to fuck and she takes it pretty seriously…

PS – I like the dude she clearly paid to show up with her one “Hot Photoshoot Pic” to get signed…as if that person actually exists…

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2011

25

Mar

Eva Longoria is an Idiot of the Day

It amazes me how stupid a bitch can be. Like she must have been real smitten with her ex husband Tony Parker’s cock. That motherfucker must have owned her meaty Mexi pussy. Cuz to get a wrist tattoo to profess your love, before being cheated on, or realizing you actually hate the motherfucker when you have to spend more than 5 minutes not fucking the motherfucker, is fucking hilarious…

It’s almost unstable and creepy, like bitch decides “I’m so in love, I’ll throw all logic out the window, cuz I’m a chick and I have no logic, strictly emotions, and I happen to be about to get my period, making me way more insane than before, so I won’t think about this tattoo idea for more than a minute, and I’ll blazen the shit on me in a visible place, not even on my pussy where only people I fuck get to see my failures when the whole thing goes to shit, but on my fucking wrist for the world to see cuz I’m insane and this wrist tattoo will show him I’m not obsessive, creepy and weird at all….kinda thing.

Now she’s rockin’ some tattoo removal tatto on her wrist…scars to represent one of the dumber moments in her life…I mean other than getting into a failed marriage in the first place… FOLLOW ME

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2010

17

Aug

Eva Longoria’s Shitty Little Kid Tits of the Day

I know 12 year olds at the local pool who have better tits than this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t check out 12 year olds on a sexual level, I just have eyes and they have bikinis on. I also don’t hate small tits, I just don’t like when they look pubescent, like the little bee stings I didn’t find hot back when I was in elementary school, and that I don’t find hot now, especially on a grown woman….

Seriously, I don’t know if I am getting my point across properly. I love small tits. I have cum on flat chested girls, a-cup girls, b-cup girls, E-cup girls, and I’ve got no issue with small tits, there’s just something weird going on here as the shit is jacked up on her chest, whether from the bra or the shirt or just shitty tits…but I figure I had no choice but to post this weirdness…esepecially since it’s on a bitch who should be stripping or cleaning hotel rooms and not a Hollywood star making Mexicans look bad…or at least look awkward cuz these tits aren’t right…they are fucking strange.

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2010

16

Aug

Eva Longoria Lovin Big Black Cock of the Day

Eva Longoria likes black cock because she’s got a big vagina…it is big because she had to use it so that her little immigrant Mexican ass didn’t end up cleaning hotel rooms, but instead ended up staying in hotel rooms, and all the abuse she put it through left her numb enough that the only thing she can feel is something the size of a baby’s arm….or maybe I am wrong, and she is just like every other bitch I know who is looking to get off and not for a support system, who isn’t racist but who views black dudes sexual animals who’s sole purpose is to fuck the shit out of them properly….that feels so wrong and so right all at the same time…you know, it is the resason Black on Blonde born was invented….that shit isn’t for white dudes, it’s for dirty pig women with fantasies…that Eva Longoria is living out cuz she married the motherfucker to have his dick on call…

Here are her legs…watching a basketball game…something I am sure she finds to be a very erotic experience….and that’s probably why she keeps crossing and un-crossing her legs…you now cuz she doesn’t want the wetness to cause a rash….

Either way, here is some tainted meat for you idiots who used to think she was the hottest fucking thing.

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2010

28

Apr

Eva Longoria Should be Deported of the Day

Dirty Mexican trash Eva Longoria should be fucking deported even though she was born in America strictly based on the fact that she tried her hardest to be white and live the American dream, you know getting on TV and shit, but genetics couldn’t trick her dress size as she now looks like a dumpy piece of Mexican trash you’d expect to find cookin’ in a Hollywood home for a rich family, which brings up the real proof as to how white she tries is, because no real Mexican would hire a Mexican to do their dirty work, but I have a feeling Eva Longoria would in her quest to be white….

She can pose with our troops like she was George Bush trying to trick people forget that he is killing thousands of people in a war by saying shit like “support our troops”…but that doesn’t make her any less busted, interesting, or white American….and here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

16

Mar

Eva Longoria and her Gang of Rejects of the Day

Eva Longoria turned 35, which explains why she has zero fucking sex appeal, as shit died then she turned 30. It’s not really her fault, it takes a specific strong gene to carry a girl I want to fuck into her 40s, for the most part, especially when they are Mexican even if they pretend they aren’t Mexican and actually offend all Mexicans but are destined for short, fat, breeding, the boners fade at 30. So this picture might as well be the fucking Golden Girls on their way to a lawn bowling competition, or at the beach smothering sun tan lotion on their loose fitting skin, cuz nothing says washed the fuck up like Kim Kardashian, Robin Antin and other old, boring pussy the bitch from Desperate Housewives has managed to get to latch onto her useless celebrity status….celebrating her 35th birthday.

Pics via Fame

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2010

02

Mar

Eva Longoria is Bent Over in a Little Skirt of the Day

I don’t know how long this Desperate Housewives shit is going to go on for, but I do know that the ladies are starting to age in a pretty major way and that they should consider changing the name to Desperate Retirees.

Lookin at these pictures of Eva Longoria, I can tell they had to strap this Mexican trying so hard to be white ditch pig up so tight that her ravaged married and sloppy ass still had the youthful perk. I’m talking the industrial sized SPANX to shape her in a way that wouldn’t make the average man forced to watch this shit because he is poor and only has one TV or is totally fucking owned by his wife and who does what she tells him because he traded in his balls for the married life years earlier, think to himself “she she really is a desperate housewife and now the one thing that was decent about this show and that allowed me to put up with watching the show has turned to shit like their tired fucking storyline”….. and here are the pics.

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2009

23

Nov

Eva Longoria Showin’ Off Her Gut of the Day

I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her Mexican genetics step the fuck in and turn her into a round-ball of a woman that all other Mexicans tend to grow into when they hit a certain age, usually after they’ve reproduced a few dozen times. I guess she figures since her husband is black, the fatter she is the better, but she’s forgetting one key thing and that that logic only works for white girls and not Mexican girls pretending to be white. Either way, she’s not wearing pants and a pants off party is a party for me…

Pics via Bauer

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