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2013

28

Mar

Eva Mendes Has a Panty Flash of the Day

Panty flashes are better when there are no panties, or when the panties are stained, or when there is a wet spot from leakage, pee or squirt. Especially when they are on Eva Mendes, the token hispanic babe with great tits they pulled out of a life of single mom stripper and gave the life of Hollywood to, because I would expect a better performance out of her, you know based on her historical relevance to the fucking world. You know a legacy built on being a babe in movies we all want to fuck. The kind of girl who shouldn’t be flashing panties, but instead should be flashing labia.


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2013

25

Jan

Eva Mendes for Some Russian Magazine of the Day

Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to shower her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits for TV….and now she’s forced to do photoshoots for Russian magazines…like she is Hasselhoff after his Knight Rider show….forced to be a popstar in germany….only with more billionaires per capita to bed her…she’s a babe….here are the pics.

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2012

29

May

Eva Mendes Hot in Marie Claire UK July 2012 of the Day

Eva Mendes is amazing because she knows her place in Hollywood. She’s hot…but no hotter than thousands of other spic bitches…sure she’s got better tits than most…spic bitches are known to need implants….but if you were to go to the strip club in any town in America…you’d probably find one almost as good…you see it is a numbers game and 50% of the American population is gonna be hispanic soon….don’t blame me…blame the other Jesus…it is a catholic thing…

That said, she’s decided to not work the stripclub, but to work the movies as a stripper, and she looks great doing it….I’m a fan…

Here she is in Marie Claire UK….

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2012

08

Feb

Eva Mendes in a Bra for Marie Claire of the Day

There’s one thing I like about Eva Mendes…and that is her tits….o wait…there are two things I like about Eva Mendes….and those are her tits…yes we’ve gone over that one all ready….and her willingness to show her tits cuz without a willingness to show her tits…her tits are practically useless in a “If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” kinda way….and despite popular belief or what Jersey Shore and club girls everywhere tell you…there are a group of girls who hide their massive tits from the world…only to let them be seen by their husbands or the dudes they are fucking…sure most of those bitches are religious…but still a waste of a good rack….

That said, I figure Mendes knows that there are 100,000,000 hispanics in America…50% probably women….10% probably hot women…8 percent probably working as strippers….who would love her gig…so she’s gotta keep the film industry happy…or she’ll just get replaced….

Here are her titties doing cleavage in some magazine…

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2012

19

Jan

Eva Mendes Street Walking of the Day

Shouldn’t this bitch be on set somewhere showing off her great tits as the token hispanic who gets naked in movies and shows off her great tits…what’s this walking on the street, talking on her phone all about…not to mention she’s dressed like a fucking farmer’s daughter, and not the good kind, out to milk the fucking cows like a prairie bitch…who just got kicked in the face by a mule…

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2011

14

Oct

Eva Mendes Possible Nipple in a Magazine of the Day

I like Eva Mendes who for some reason I keep calling “Evan” Mendes….because she’s hot, but more importantly, she knows her place in Hollywood as the hot hispanic bitch and with that comes a willingness to get naked, cuz there are a million other immigrant bitches willing to get naked for what she has, and if she knows if she wasn’t acting, she’d probably be stripping and this pays better so she’ll keep it up….at least that’s my theory…

So here are some pics of what may be her nipple in a see through shirt for a magazine spread cuz she doesn’t want us forgetting how great those titties are…..here are the pics.

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2011

26

Apr

Eva Mendes Amazing Face in a Red Dress of the DAy

Does the carpet match the dress? Safe route cuz she knows her period is coming…or maybe it already came and bitch just has a heavy flow…Those spics all fertile and shit…maybe that’s why she looks so medicated…

None of that matters, what does matter is that she’s not naked, while her entire career was based on her getting naked…and I just don’t like seeing a confidence in herself that makes her think she can get away with not being naked….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2011

15

Apr

Eva Mendes Not Naked of the Day

Here are some pictures of Eva Mendes not naked, despite nudity being the only reason she gets gigs…you know the go to hispanic bitch who gets naked cuz it’s better than stripping…at least it pays better…and allows her to pretend she’s important in the world…in magazines and shit…instead of the bottom feeding trash most strippers have to deal with being…when they aren’t too high on coke that brings a confidence that they think they ARE the celebrity of their club while leaving shit stains on light colored jeans cuz they are trash with bad hygiene…nothing worse that coke fueled stripper ego…it’s like does bitch not realize she’s a fucking stripper…Motherfuckers.

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2010

07

Dec

Eva Mendes Booty in a Dress of the Day

I am guessing Eva Mendes is in a new movie because she’s all over the motherfucking place. I am guessing she is going to be naked in the movie cuz if the studio wanted a non nude spic pussy to be in the movie, they probably would have booked America Ferrara or some shit. They know Eva Mendes is the girl to go to who gets naked, like sex scenes, cuz she’s just happy to not be working at Wal Mart like so many of her relatives before they got on her payroll. I am guessing she isn’t as motivated to get naked when there aren’t big paychecks associated with the stripdown…cuz her pics aren’t quite as slutty as what you’d expect them to be….she’s a whore like that.

Here are some more of her in a tight dress…she’s all over the motherfucker….still not naked enough but I guess good enough cuz I’m wasting my time posting this garbage.

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2010

30

Nov

Eva Mendes is Not Showing Tit of the Day

Based on Eva Mendes career, she’s got no business attending events in clothes.

See her like this is as frustrating as when I run into strippers I have had lap dances from in the grocery store wearing ill fitting sweat suits. It’s like bitch, we know what you do to pay for those potatos and ground beef, start acting your fucking part, you’re not some kind of personal trainer or athlete, you’re a set of stupid fake tits, know your role….and in Eva Mendes’ case that role always involves her naked….for a fucking reason.

Boring.

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2010

12

Nov

Eva Mendes Plays with a Penis Shaped Muppet of the DAy

I don’t know what this is all about, but I think it’s safe to say that it’s an performance art piece that Eva Mendes came up with to represent the launch of her career, from poor hispanic girl who was destined to strip for 10 dollars a song to rich hispanic girl who ended up stripping in movies for lots and lots of money….you know one of those off broadway shows she wrote to really express herself as an artist….tackling to tough issues in life…like developing relationships with the right penis that lead the a place where the world can jerk off to her titties….I mean what else could this possibly be….

Bonus – here she is dressed like the rainforest where she is from, or maybe it’s a flag from her country of origin, or maybe she’s in blinds her tacky latina grandmother had in her house that she wears for good luck,or to remind us how much better she looks nude…. doin’ some import car modeling,..unfortunately with Will Farrell cuz I hate everything about that guy….His face just makes me want to run him over and over and over until I am sure I have rid the world of the cancer that is him.


Real Bonus – Here she is Slutting Out in a Movie
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2010

02

Nov

Eva Mendes in a Pink Dress of the Day

We’ve all seen Eva Mendes Naked in every single movie she’s every been in, that’s kinda her gig, cuz that’s how immigrant hispanic pussy get ahead in life, you know by getting naked and hoping someone will be willing enough to watch so they get paid….whether it is at the stripclub, at J.Lo’s Selena audition, or every job Eva Mendes gets…it’s just the slutty immigrant hispanic pussy way….

It almost seems pointless that she’d even bother wearing clothes to an event, since she’s one of those one-trick-ponies kind of people we’ve all seen naked and who is happy getting naked cuz she knows if it wasn’t in movies, it’d be in snuff films she gets stuck into doin’ with one of her obessesive clients at the stripclub who has a “if she can’t be with me, she can’t be with anyone” philosophy on life…..

I’m just glad this isn’t Ugly Betty….

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2010

06

Aug

Eva Mendes in Another Funny or Die Bullshit Video of the Day

Will Farrell owns Funny or Die. Eva Mendes is in his new movie that he’s hoping will be the comeback he needs since all his movies are irritating as fuck and some people can’t handle the fact that they are irrelevant, even if they have a popular website, so in trying to make his movie huge, he is using his hot bodied costar on his website to get any traction he can and unfortunately his movie is going to be a huge deal cuz people are idiots and buy into anything they are told to, but at least I get to see more Eva Mendes as she’s part of his promo campaign…something I never get bored of even if I get real irritated by it and it’s unfunniness.

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2010

03

Aug

Eva Mendes Horrible Sex Tape Joke of the Day

Here’s another piece of shit joke from Funny or Die that only gets views cuz they use realy celebrities who I want to fuck in their low quality internet video production…like Eva Mendes…who probably has some of my favorite tits in mainstream movies…and who makes this video worth watching cuz the last few seconds bitch is on all fours…enjoy…

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2010

16

Jun

Eva Mendes Knows She’s a Whore of the Day

Sure Eva Mendes may not be doing much in these pictures…She’s sloppy like an off duty stripper on her way to the drug store to get Plan B…but she’s Hispanic and she has money in the bank even after sending out payments to all her lazy relatives, what do you really expect. Hispanics don’t do things….especially when they don’t have to for survival…

But I like her because she gets naked in movies…and I know most actors are whores…but she actually accepts and rationalizes the fact that she will do whatever it takes to get movie roles so that she doesn’t end up on the street doing whatever it takes to get her baby formula…I guess it’s that Hispanic suvival instinct in her where she can go farther being naked on screen than naked in a back alley with a stranger’s big black AIDS dick inside her…

She told W magazine: “I’ve never had a problem with nudity, but I don’t put it out there without a reason – I’m not an exhibitionist – but, honestly, for my art I’ll do anything almost. I’ll go there. I know I walk a fine line between being a respected actor and being what they call a sex symbol. But I’ve never felt objectified. Nothing you see me do is an accident. I might act like it’s an accident but the opposite is true. I’m incredibly calculated when it comes to my career.”

And I always love pussy that rationalizes being a whore…

Here’s a throwback clip of her in her earlier roles doing what she had to do for the part…you know calculated career moves…cuz if she didn’t get naked another Spic bitch woulda got the part…since they are a dime a dozen in America…

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