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Eva Mendes Knows She’s a Whore of the Day

Sure Eva Mendes may not be doing much in these pictures…She’s sloppy like an off duty stripper on her way to the drug store to get Plan B…but she’s Hispanic and she has money in the bank even after sending out payments to all her lazy relatives, what do you really expect. Hispanics don’t do things….especially when they don’t have to for survival…

But I like her because she gets naked in movies…and I know most actors are whores…but she actually accepts and rationalizes the fact that she will do whatever it takes to get movie roles so that she doesn’t end up on the street doing whatever it takes to get her baby formula…I guess it’s that Hispanic suvival instinct in her where she can go farther being naked on screen than naked in a back alley with a stranger’s big black AIDS dick inside her…

She told W magazine: “I’ve never had a problem with nudity, but I don’t put it out there without a reason – I’m not an exhibitionist – but, honestly, for my art I’ll do anything almost. I’ll go there. I know I walk a fine line between being a respected actor and being what they call a sex symbol. But I’ve never felt objectified. Nothing you see me do is an accident. I might act like it’s an accident but the opposite is true. I’m incredibly calculated when it comes to my career.”

And I always love pussy that rationalizes being a whore…

Here’s a throwback clip of her in her earlier roles doing what she had to do for the part…you know calculated career moves…cuz if she didn’t get naked another Spic bitch woulda got the part…since they are a dime a dozen in America…

Pics via Fame

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Eva Mendes Shitty Workout Gear of the Day

I am one of the many people who like seeing Eva Mendes in movies because she always gets naked and has great tits while doing it, but I guess like a typical spic stripper, she likes to leave work and spend her days off in the biggest pair of sweatpants her drug dealing black boyfriend can buy her, cuz she figures she doesn’t need to sex shit up if she’s not getting paid and unlike the average girl who likes looking good, hot, or tight bodied, she gets all the in the form of men throwing 10 dollars a song at her, only in Eva Mendes’ case, she’s making a lot more than 10 dollars a song, even if that’s all her work is worth, but you can’t blame her for that…but you can blame Hollywood…

There no reason she should ever think going out and working out dressed like this is appropriate…bitch needs to give us a little more…cuz I’m sure there’s a raft or empty truck container filled with immigrants ready to do her job…who may even be coming to America because they saw that she made it…and she’s letting us all down.

Pics via Fame

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Eva Mendes Ass in the Bad Lieutenant Movie of the Day

We’ve all seen Eva Mendes and her tits naked in other movies, making this clip of her ass in fishnets and panties really not that exciting, especially since getting naked and showing her whore ass is the easiest fucking way to get ahead, making her nothing but a cheap prostitutes, who should be doing something better with her life, instead of being exploited by white people. As a Mexican and Hispanic, I can say we’ve gone to fucking far as a race of people for our hot women to be used as dirty little whores whether in Hollywood or anywhere, so let us do what we do best and put her back in the cheap hotel room she should be cleaning…at least that is honest work….

I guess it’s nice to Nic Cage working again….

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Eva Mendes in her Underwear on a Billboard of the Day

Pics via Bauer

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Eva Mendes And Her Nipple Go To A Party of the Day

I love Eva Mendes tits, at least I loved them in one of the movies she showed them in, because as a Hispanic, showin tit is the only way to get work, unless you are America Ferrera, in which case staying fucking clothed is the only way to get work, seriously, I heard she went from producer to producer in auditions threatening to get naked if they didn’t give her the part, and I guess they had to do what they had to do to save their brains from being tainted and that’s got nothing to do with Eva Mendes or her pointy lookin’ nipple….

Pics via INF

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Eva Mendes on a Boat with Men of the Day

I guess Eva Mendes is a fag hag or in Europe, because she’s here on some yacht with a bunch of men who have to be gay…or European.

I don’t have anything else to say about this. I could go on a rant about pretending you are gay to get women naked , or on your boat in some shit you’d expect to see the slut on “The Golden Girls” to be wearing in her Florida home, but why fuckin’ bother, all you want to do is look at the pictures anyway…

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Eva Mendes in Her Summer Dress of the Day

I haven’t been seeing all that many summer dresses this year. For some reason girls are more into high-waisted jean shorts that make their asses look flat and long, but luckily I was standing out in an unexpected rain shower the other day as I tend to do anytime I wake up and it is sunny out and I notice clouds rollin over cuz I know unexpected rain showers means unprepared people with no umbrellas and white clothing and some young tight bodied girl happened to be wearing a white dress that was soaked right thru and the only sad thing about the whole thing was that she was wearing underwear because I was curious about how she maintained her bush.

Not that that has anything to do with Eva Mendes, but really who the fuck is Eva Mendes anyway, do people care about her or what she does or what she is up to or pretty much anything about her life? I’m gonna go with no.

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Eva Mendes is Hot and Topless in Vogue of the Day

Eva Mendes did some hot photoshoot for some European Vogue and it reminds me of all the vintage porn I used to jerk off to because there was just something amazing about getting down to a woman in frilly lingerie in the 1950s while knowin’ she was either pissin’ herself in an old folks home, knitting a scarf for her church group or was dead, all while I came all over myself to her pics…

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I am – Eva Mendes Somewhere-Or-Other of the Day

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I still don’t remember what Eva Mendes is famous for, not saying she doesn’t deserve it, but I really can’t remember and I am to lazy to google it. At this point, I don’t even care because my computer is fucking up today, I’m behind on all my work and none of the stars seem to be out in bikinis today. Is it cold in LA or something? It’s humid as hell here in my apartment which really isn’t helping my situation at all.

Maybe it’s cause I’m only 18 or maybe just cause I’m a chick but I will almost always choose the cute girl over the super “sexy” chick, hands down. I think cute and pretty is way harder to pull off then sexpot bombshell. Don’t get me wrong, I think there’s a place for both types of women, and I think for men especially (and you guys can correct me if I am wrong) the two actually serve a really purpose.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, it’s easy for most girls to get a glance with implants, a short skirt and stiletto heels, whereas pulling off the cute thing is a little tougher, cause you have to look like you aren’t trying. The difference between the two in the end, is one that you want to fuck the shit out of in a dirty bathroom stall in a grimy bar and the other you want to take home to meet mom. Eva Mendes is the latter.

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