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2012

29

Oct

Fergie is a Cat for Halloween of the Day


Maybe I am getting old, or shit is getting repetitive…and just doesn’t matter to me…because I did not give a single fuck that this past weekend was the big blow-out weekend for Halloween…

College girls…and old moms alike were out in their full slut gear…as skimpy as their wild side allowed…because Halloween allowed them to have a carte blanche…an excuse….and full rights to let loose and be like “it’s halloween, here’s my fucking pussy lips hanging out of my underwear”…..

I think I didn’t care because there are sluts everywhere, and they don’t need halloween to be half naked….and those are the sluts I like….and not the 9-5 slut in the same costume ever other girl is wearing trying to be sexy…

Sure I like prude bitches letting it all out cuz they have an socially acceptable excuse to…but shit just doesn’t give me a boner….maybe cuz it’s always the same fucking costume….on a different fucking body…or maybe just cuz it’s played out.

Yes, I am too cool for Halloween.

Here’s Fergie as a cat hiding her dick for Twitter….cuz it is Halloween…even though people should be doing this everyday….

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2012

12

Oct

Fergie’s Leather Pants of the Day


Like a typical homosexual man dressed like a heterosexual, glammed out girl on her way out to a rager in the gay bar filled with cocaine and designer drugs….Fergie has slipped her old, haggard, ass that has seen many cock, but that remains so delicate and lovely and classy, into a pair of some leather looking pants…and for some reason….that may stem from holding her hand once….I want to lick this things off of her…you know slowly and drawn out until they disolve…just to get a chance to experience her genitals even with the 10 percent chance she has a set of testicles….I’m crazy like that….


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2012

29

May

Fergie in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Fergie’s posted this bikini pic on Twitter…and it is a hit…mainly cuz she’s got rockin’ tits… and even a rocking body….even though she’s often a miss…whether with her balding, her hard manly face…her stupid outfits and all else disappointing in her….but today…she’s far enough away that I don’t see her meth damage…or anything that may or may not throw me off…and reality is that I met her three years ago, held her hand backstage at an event I crashed, until her security guards pulled me away, as she smiled….it wasn’t love at first site…but she was probably more luxurious than any other girl I’ve violated before her….and I guess that makes staring at her tits a little more of a personal experience for me…you know back when I was at my peak.

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2011

06

Dec

Some Bitches at the New Year’s Eve Premiere of the Day

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There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter….

I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood.

I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it…

That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter….

Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite…

Katherine Heigl Showing Tit in a tight dress I can only assume is spanxed all to hell

Sofia Vergara Showing Tit in a Lingerie Looking Dress…

Abigail Breslin/Little Miss Sunshite Jail Baitin’ for your Masturbating…

Lea Michele Manly Tit and Single Kutcher Who May Fuck It….because clearly he’s not too discriminatory when it comes to pussy….

Hilary Swank is Boys Don’t Cry….

Ludacris and Some Big Black Booty….

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2011

05

Dec

Fergie’s Got Back and Not in a Good Way of the DAy

Here are some pictures of Fergie’s broad, masculine, well-sculpted back you’d expect some homosexual artist to really dig for his series on men in skirts…..

I figure when a girl’s got back, it means she’s got a hot round ass, but Fergie Showed her ass in that CULO book I posted about last week….and she had some weird intented, small ass crack shit that left me feeling uncomfortable…but in this case…her back is just thick and offensive…but I’m posting he pics anyway….

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2011

23

Sep

Fergie Sex Doll of the Day

Here’s some pictures of Fergie posing with some ridiculous wax figure of herself…and it amazes me how excited she is about this, I mean if I saw a wax figure of myself…I’d feel like a fucking asshole standing next to it…but that may be cuz people would be pointing and laughing at the quantity of wax used….

The only thing hot about this is that it could double as a sex toy and Fergie could fuck herself with her wax self’s arm….and I haven’t figured out if they mold the genitals on these wax figures they make for what’s gotta be the dumbest tourist attraction ever….but it is nothing a lighter won’t fix…

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2011

14

Sep

Fergie May Be Pregnant or Fat of the Day

There’s rumors that everybody’s favorite meth addict Fergie, is pregnant, which could be true provided she has a uterus….but her gender is one of pop culture’s great mysteries…that I’d probably hit regardless and I normally hate trannys or post-op vagina…but when you bring such contributions to the world like “Let’s Get Retarded” it’s hard for me to resist that sexual allure….not to mention she’s got tits and looks girl enough to make it not gay, even if her clit is nine inches and has balls….

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2011

11

Jul

Fergie in Poses with Fat Chicks to Make Her Look Skinny in Some Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of Fergie in a timeless move girls everywhere have been doing for decades and decades since the beginning of time, and that’s standing next to a fat chick to make herself look skinny….

It is the fat chick in every group of friends that I always seem to get stuck talking to on the night she decides her hot friend I start chatting up gets too much mail attention and bitch starts crying for her moment, cuz I look like a guy who would fuck them, and I usually am…but it is nothing I am proud of.

What I am proud of is the day I slipped fergie my card and she never called or emailed me to fuck because it reminded me where I stand in the world. Thanks for that Fergie, you meth pussy I want to fingerbang with my tongue

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2011

14

Jun

Fergie Looks Hot for Allure of the Day

If only photoshop could follow Fergie everywhere she goes…cuz this picture of her for Allure, is pretty amazing, especially considering she’s an ex meth addict turning 40, unless of course the meth story is a lie for publicity, in which case I’d get why she isn’t pushing 300 lbs, as all the meth addicts I know replace meth with hard eating…

That said, two years ago, I met Fergie at some event I snuck into, she shook my hand and laughed at the website name when I handed her a card, before her security ripped me off her, leading me to believe she is as lovely as she is hard bodied…

So if you don’t find these hot, and you hate her hip pop gangster act, masturbate to her niceness and willingness to not have me killed by her security team….or if you’re really weird…masturbate to her make-up, hair stylist and fragrence insider information…

That’s all I gotta say about this.

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