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2010

20

Sep

Fergie on a Bike in her Underwear of the Day

I have been known to have a bike fetish….whether it’s running after girls riding bikes in skirts….or sniffing their seats when they’ve locked their bikes up to go inside a store….it’s just the idea of a vagina smearing itself all over a seat on a hot day…sometimes on a public bike…gets me excited and I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with that…

Unfortunately…seeing Fergie posing on the bike doesn’t do shit for me…especially not on this gangster bike looking at like a cheesy stripper….I’m more into bitches on fixed gear hipster bikes…because they generally have thick bush, don’t always wear underwear or wash, and most importantly are too poor to refuse a free vegan cock…when they aren’t lesbians…not that I would know…I don’t really like dirty ratty hipsters with bush and ironic haircuts who are too serious to stick things in their asses while I jerk off….but I do like the smell of their bike seats….

But I don’t have pics of that, so here’s some fergie bullshit..

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2010

14

Sep

Fergie in Some Workout Gear of the Day

I don’t know if I was drunk when I saw these pictures of Fergie in some not so revealing, typical, boring workout gear, but I can only assume it was either a lapse in judgement or maybe a ghost living in my computer did it, because after lookin at shit again, I realize, there’s really nothing to them…but maybe that’s just because there’s not much to Fergie, although I did once hold her hand years ago and her smile seduced me, but that’s just because any female contact makes me down to eat their asshole….Either way, I’m in too deep now to run and I guess that’s a similar feeling Fergie’s husband has every time he wakes up to her hard face and balding head…

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2010

13

Apr

Fergie is Metal Panties in a Pantsless Performance of the Day

I met Fergie once. Her security wasn’t happy about me meeting her and tried pushing me off of her because I was drunk and trying to put my arm around her to discuss my business ideas for her and she told them to back off, grabbed my hand, told me she had to go and had no time to talk but it was nice meeting me, and from that day on, I was in enough love to forget all the mean things I’ve said about her all these years.

She is the reason the Black Eyed Peas aren’t insignificant hip hop artists playing shitty shoes, she’s why people care to hear them cuz we don’t give a fuck about how good a producer Will.I.Am is, we care about how much of Fergie’s body is being exposed, and despite getting older, she’s still rockin’ the no pants, like she was Gaga, only Fergie’s got the body to pull the shit off and the metal panties make me think Chastity belt and anyone who knows me, knows I’ve always wanted to meet an 18 year old in a Chastity belt I get to houdini her out of, it’s one of my life goals that will never materialize….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fergie|Pantsless

2010

30

Mar

Fergie Does the Tron Guy of the Day

Fergie is really pushing the boundaries of creative expression in her performances. She’s gone from dancing around half naked. To pretending she’s the fucking Tron Guy who was probably one of the original videos to go viral in the late 90s, but not because of his innovation, but because of his serious socially awkward nerd issues.

You know like the immigrant kid you used to convince to do stupid dances at the high school assembly in front of everyone because he trusted you and believed you when you said it was cool, while really you just wanted to get him up there so everyone would laugh at him with you….

The only hot thing about these pictures is her thinking hair part…shit makes a great bral runway to fantasize about cumming down, like shit’s a fucking waterslide…if you know what I mean….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fergie|Tron Guy

2010

25

Jan

Fergie’s Dumpy Ass and Rihanna’s Shitty See Through for the NRJ Awards of the Day

The NRJ Awards happened this past weekend and nobody cared because no one has ever heard of the NRJ Awards. They are some French bullshit and they managed to recruit Rihanna and Fergie to the event…who I guess thought they had to dress sexy because they were in fashionable France…I don’t know whether they actually won an award at the event, both it is safe to say both definitely won for being washed up sluts the public finally realizes were never hot now that the media has stopped raping us up the ass with their bullshit images trying to hang on as hard as they can….I seriously can’t figure out what happend to Fergie’s face but I think it’s safe to say “Burn victim”…..

Here’s Rihanna doin the doily…..I can only assume her mother in Barbados made this out of shit she stole from the hotel she worked at….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fergie|NRJ Awards|Rihanna|See Thru

2010

14

Jan

Fergie Hot Ass on Set of the Day

I’ve held hands with Fergie. I snuck into some exclusive event in Canada a few years ago and she was there. I grabbed at her hand to introduce myself and tell her I wanted to rim her ass to see if there were still scars from where her dick was, but her security got in the way and pretty much assaulted me, but as they were ripping us apart, my hand was in still in Fergie’s….shit was like out of a Nazi Germany film where families were being pulled apart by the guards and thrown into different cattle carts taking them to different work camps only to bump into each other on the streets of New York 40 years after that day, like some kind of miracle, only far less significant, traumatic, dramatic or historical…but I guess it was for me cuz I’m writing about it today. She was surprisingly seriosuly worth fucking in person and I guess these pics of her ass on set help prove that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fergie

2009

15

Jun

Fergie is Topless in Allure Magazine of the Day

Fergie is showing off the amazing power of Photoshop while topless in Allure.

I hate photoshop, because with online courses, fat and ugly chicks can trick me. Just a couple of weeks ago, I was talking to some girl on facebook because I got nothing else going for me and she told me she was a model. I went through her pictures and bitch looked pretty fucking good, I didn’t agree to meet her, cuz I hate internet pussy the most, but I did find out what bar she was at and pulled a little creeper move on her to see what I was actually dealing with because I knew it was too good to be true, she was just too eager to be hot and it turned out it was cuz bitch had one of those port stain birthmarks on half her face and looked like she was the Phantom of the Opera all the time, something she was pretty good at erasing in post production.

Not that it matters, I’m still gonna fuck her, but that’s just because I like port after every meal, it makes me feel luxurious and Portuguese.

Here’s Fergie.

Here’s some pictures of Fergie a little less boring, a little less photoshopped and a lot more rough around the fuckin’ edges.

Posted in:Allure|Fergie|Topless

2009

10

Jun

Fergie and Her Body Don’t Belong Together of the Day

I don’t understand what the what the deal is with Fergie’s head. I am not talking about the head she used to hustle when she was scrounging the LA streets for her next hit of meth, or the head that she used to get the Black Eyed Peas to hire her to make them famous, or the head she gives herself in the bathroom at night as part of her workout regimen, I am talking about the head on her body that belongs on a fuckin’ dude, and a body that belongs naked, in video, getting fisted, while squatting. It is tight, it is nice, it is worth fucking from behind…

Posted in:Fergie|Sparkles

2009

28

May

Fergie’s Got France in her Pants of the Day

I got in a race war last night. I was drunk at a bar, pretty much alienating everyone that crossed paths with me while progressively drinking harder and harder and I don’t think I pissed anyone off officially, but when I left at the end of the nigth, a group of hispanic dudes were screaming at the bouncer, calling him a nigger and I guess I took offense, despite the world thinking I am racist, I really find that kind of behavior unacceptable. So I probably said something that triggered something in one of the dudes, who happened to not be hispanic, but brown, and as soon as I stepped onto the sidewalk he fuckin’ bitch slapped me full force, with a running fuckin’ start and got be right on my ear. The bouncers who I know made me go back inside and before I did, I kept asking him if he was going to make me eat out his vagina and shit like that. My ear is blocked and ringing. I am hungover and the whole thing was fuckin’ ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as Fergie’s ass in these jeans.

Posted in:Fergie|France|Pants