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Archive for the Fergie Category

2007

18

Apr

I am – Fergie's Panty Leak of the Day

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Fergie isn’t a man because she has boobs and wears women’s panties. That’s usually the defining criteria I need before fooling around with what I think is a chick. Until I see her scrotum, I am sticking to the theory that she was born a chick, she’s just a little more muscular than most dudes I know, but I guess the dudes I know are lazy drunks who think standing in the shower is too much work, so they just avoid them all together. These are supposed to be panty pictures that leaked from her new music video. I am not sure if they really are, but they passed get posted anyway, I am not sure if that makes you lucky or not, but if you are reading this site, I’ll go with not….

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2007

24

Mar

I am – Fergie Singing Say You Say Me of the Day

I know I didn’t post my stepLINKS yet, but that doesn’t mean that I am not going to do it. It doesn mean that I need to remind you that I am still alive and what better way to do it than to post a video of Fergie singing “Say You, Say Me” back in 1985, probably the hottest time in her career to you pedophiles. Bitch can sing and I was surprised that she used to be white and that’s the end of my story for now.

For the record I am drunk and this may not be Fergie, but she was in Kids Incorporated…Maybe this one is…

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2007

13

Mar

I am – Fergie Working Out of the Day

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I have trained myself to do this shit everyday and without a site I feel like a teenage runaway at a bus station in a new town right before getting picked up my the creepy guy who lurks at the bus station for teenage runaways to bring back home to offer a nice bed, shower and meal before making them suck his dick. I may seem like that creepy guy but I’ve never dropped that line on runaways in my life because I hate when the cops come my way, but I was one of the only guys back when I was hanging with street whores and homeless people to have a shower and that fucker got me a whole lot of cooch….That’s why you can’t run after bitches who own showers, their standards are too high and won’t want anything to do with you cuz you got nothing to offer.

Speaking of nothing to offer, here are some pics of Fergie Working Out because she was once a meth addicted teenage runaway. Now she’s addicted to pumping iron and that’s ok, especially when you’re rockin’ a clit bigger than my dick…which isn’t saying much…most girls have clits bigger than my dick. I’m an inny not an outtie now and that’s why I don’t care about this bitch even if she was sitting in my bed with a vibrator in her ass and my wife’s box in her mouth…but that’s only because my wife’s box grosses me out…and Fergie is lovely…

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2007

07

Mar

I am – Fergie Bikini Ass of the Day

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The problem with writing this site is that the motherfucker follows me everywhere I go. I go on a walk and I am thinking about shitty stories to write, I sneak into movies and I think about shitty stories to write, I get a lap dance and think of shitty stories to write, it’s like this bitch is attached my dick and sometimes I just don’t have any fucking stories to tell. Today is one of those days, but luckily these pictures of Fergie surfaced. Her in a bikini, some dude adjusting the bathing suit up her ass, and it made me think about how every fucking website disses her for lookin’ like a man or a tranny or whatever the fuck else they say about her. The point is she’s got a solid fucking body and most celebrities aren’t as hot as the girl down the fucking street. That’s why you should stop jerking off to these clowns you see on TV and try to the girl in your class, or at your job, or at your coffee shop. The internet is a bad place, it’s turning you into a pervert.

Here are some Fergie pics for you, Pervert.

So She Looks Like She’s Got a Bigger Bulge Than Me…But So Do Most Chicks…I’m Stickin’ with She’s a Woman.

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2006

24

Jan

Fergie in a Bikini

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I don’t really understand Fergie at all. She came out of nowhere, destroyed a decent hip hop group, not that I will ever admit to liking hip hop, but I will admit to seeing a group of crackhead “artists” turn into dirty popstars cuz they added a bitch with implants to sing over their songs, wear slutty gear and do a little dance. I have nothing against adding some pussy to any project to make it more successful, cuz I like pussy, but I will never respect people who profit off it cuz they lack the talent to lure in people with their own product. If I ever had a website, I would NEVER post pictures of nipple slips, bikinis and pussy to lure in readers. This has been a post on Fergie in a Bikini and she still has a disgusting face.

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