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2011

18

Nov

Fran Drescher Sucking Some Candy of the Day

Disgusting – a little less candy, a lot more sit ups fatty. Not only is her laugh annoying but apparently so is looking at her in a tight red dress and imagining her naked….

I was never into Fran Drescher, but I’d take that small wasted Nanny fetish over this old dumpy shit anyday…and worst of all i bet she blames it on her cancer treatment like a typical fat person, instead of taking ownership of her pig like behavior like sucking lollipops harder than she sucked cock to get famous.

Posted in:Fran Drescher

2009

20

Jan

Fran Drescher Can’t Stop Seducing Me of the Day

Fran Drescher has been seducing me since her days back on the Nanny, sure, I used to jerk off to that shit and I’m not ashamed. The fantasy of being a rich man who hires a street whore to take care of your annoying kids while servicing you whenever you give her the command is what a life of luxury is all about. Just the thought of her her laugh raped my ears and sounded like my muslim friends raping their family’s chicken’s egg hole gets me all worked up by thinking about the grunts and screeches she’d make if I were to ever rape her egg hole, there may be laughs but I’d be aiming for cries, if you know what I mean….which I hope you do, because I have no idea what I mean, this is just a filler post. Deal with it and look at her seducing poses and bra I wish was my mouth slip….

Posted in:Fran Drescher|Seduction

2008

21

Nov

Fran Drescher’s Got Hot Teeth of the Day

I hate Fran Drescher’s voice. That shit drove me up the fucking wall and whenever I’d hear it, I’d want to jump off a fucking bridge, but I could alway turn her off, her teeth didn’t have the same luxury and I guess after a lifetime of having to expell that obnoxious screeching, they’ve pretty much given up and are slowly trying to make their escape by killing themselves because whatever the fuck’s going on in her mouth, it’s fucking disgusting.

Speaking of rotten mouth, I went back to some girl’s house last night, hoping to get lucky, but instead decided to slip some GHB in her drink to make things easier, but shit wasn’t GHB, leaving her poisoned in bathroom puking, where I anxiously stood outside the door, listening to the sloshing sounds coming out of her stomach, waiting for her to come out, because I invested 5 dollars in the shit, and was planning on getting something out of it, so I grabbed her and started making out but I wish I didn’t because she didn’t brush her teeth like she was Fran Drescher and I ended up with chunks of half digested food in my mouth, but it wasn’t so bad after I got used to the taste.

Bonus – Here’s a video of Fran Fine Meeting Fran Drescher on The Nanny in one of TV’s Classic Moments…in one of TV’s most underrated show, because it sucked.

Posted in:Dentist|Fran Drescher

2007

17

Apr

I am – Fran Drescher Wears a See-Through Shirt and Leather Pants of the Day

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I know you used to jerk off to Fran Drescher when she was on The Nanny. You were into her laugh and used to close her eyes and pretend it was her cumming. I guess that in retrospect you regret this because you realize she’s a tranny and is packin a cock. That makes you gay, homo. Either way, I know she claimed that she had vagina cancer a few years ago and in reality it was testicular, that may be in bad taste, but I guess that’s what I do here.

Posted in:Fran Drescher|Unsorted

2006

13

Jan

The Nanny's Cleavage

Fran Drescher annoys the fuck out of me. Not because she is a Jew, but because of her laugh. I guess that’s her novelty and everyone hates her for it – including me – so me saying this is really redundant. The dude at this Jewelery store is scopin out her cleavage and spotting a pervert always makes me happy, you know reminding myself that I am not the only one. The difference is that if this was a pic of me scopin out a girl, she’d prolly be 15, and I’d prolly be her stepdad. It makes for pretty controversial x-mas cards, my fat wife eating a donut on her retard scooter, me and my 2 girls and a hand on each ass – staring at the older one’s titties. I would post it here, but then you’d all know who I am and I hate signing autographs/getting beaten up.

Posted in:Annoying|Boobs|cleavage|Fran Drescher|Jewish|the Nanny|Tits|Unsorted

2006

13

Jan

The Nanny’s Cleavage

Fran Drescher annoys the fuck out of me. Not because she is a Jew, but because of her laugh. I guess that’s her novelty and everyone hates her for it – including me – so me saying this is really redundant. The dude at this Jewelery store is scopin out her cleavage and spotting a pervert always makes me happy, you know reminding myself that I am not the only one. The difference is that if this was a pic of me scopin out a girl, she’d prolly be 15, and I’d prolly be her stepdad. It makes for pretty controversial x-mas cards, my fat wife eating a donut on her retard scooter, me and my 2 girls and a hand on each ass – staring at the older one’s titties. I would post it here, but then you’d all know who I am and I hate signing autographs/getting beaten up.

Posted in:Annoying|Boobs|cleavage|Fran Drescher|Jewish|the Nanny|Tits|Unsorted