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2011

15

Feb

Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion….

Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes..

Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole….

Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit

Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50%

Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

Posted in:Blake Lively|Cheryl Cole|Emma Watson|Geri Halliwell

2010

01

Oct

Ginger Spice Hides Her Pussy of the Day

She’s a seasoned cocktease. I mean she’s been doing this since before she was a popstar back when she was some stripper or nude model or whatever the fuck she was doing…back when she learnt the big secret to getting to famous by using her big stupid tits…and the whole thing bores me, because if you are famous and getting out of the car, you could at least fuck with us a little by showing some fucking panty….

But instead she brought some dyke looking bitch to show her panties to take away eyes from being on her….

Boring.

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2010

23

Aug

Ginger Spice Titty Bounce While She Tries to Stay Fit of the Day

There’s something amazing about watching a girl jog, it actually is how I spend a lot of my evenings when I have nothing better to do, which is always, cuz there is something incredible about seeing a bitch half naked, her ass squeezed into tight pants, her big tits squeezed into a sports bra, with enough give to let her big titties bounce in every direction as she moves along the street, it’s like she doesn’t realize she’s giving a pornographic show, or that people are watching, cuz she’s just focused on breaking records, which makes following her home a lot easier, except for the whole trying to keep up part….

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2010

11

Aug

Geri Halliwell Makes a Shitty Street Walker of the Day

Here is Ginger Spice walking the streets and everyone knows when a girl walks the streets the first thing we think of is how amazing it would be to pay them to fuck us.

Unfortunately, I like seeing used condoms hanging under her miniskirts of the hookers I watch…I mean that or seeing them doing less walking and more convulsing on the ground in some kind of bad drug overdose, screaming while the paramedics restrain them, knowing that when they get out of the hospital, they’ll be washed up which is a nice improvement from the normal piss and death smell they come with….so I’m tough to please…

Here are her titties walking her dog….

I have no idea why I put so much energy into Ginger Spice today…but I guess it’s for her fans….if she has any…

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2010

21

Jun

Ginger Spice Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some possibly staged pictures of Ginger Spice on vacation, even though her life is a vacation since she doesn’t do anything anymore and just lives off the stupid money she made being a Spice Girl, but I guess doing nothing on a Yacht is different than doing nothing in your mansion wherever that mansion may be. Either way, she’s living a pretty good fucking life.

She’s on the yacht picking her ass, she’s on a Jet Ski showing ass and she’s in an orange bikini at some nudist beach…when she should be fucking naked, because that’s what nude beaches are for, but I guess she didn’t feel like unleashing the mom pussy lip mess to the paparazzi…but instead decided to stare at other retired mom pussy, that I guess you’d call Grandma Pussy, since most nudists are 85 years old.

Either way, her body looked tight enough with all things considered and her tits were pretty solid and even if it was a disgusting mess I’d still post the shit, cuz the Spice Girls brought me a few orgasms back before I had internet but I did have music television…

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice

2010

21

May

Ginger Spice Flashes Panties as she Struggles with her Skirt of the Day

Here are some shitty panty pictures of Ginger Spice…not that any panty picture of Ginger Spice is a good panty picture….I think we should just be happy she’s wearing panties…because as you know mothers generally have really mangled vaginas, the kind of shit you’d find in a Sci-Fi movie coming to eat your babies…it’s like she’s got Avatar in her fucking pants, only it didn’t make her a billion dollars, but it did make her a couple million, so I’m sure her whore self feels like accomplished…at least a lot more accomplished than the whores she left behind back when she was a nude model and stripper…..but I am posting them anyway…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|Panties|Upskirt

2010

17

May

Some Ginger Spice Tit for Old Times of the Day

I don’t fucking know why I am posting these pictures, but assume it has to do with the fact that I jerked off to Ginger Spice in at least one Spice Girls video over a decade ago after my stepdaughter made me watch the shit on repeat for 4 hours and I couldn’t contain myself anymore, and I like revisiting those days by reminding myself that all good things come to an end for everyone, not just me…It keeps me going…so in a lot of ways, recent pictures of Ginger Spice is my happy place…cuz I get to see that we have all fallen deeper and deeper into a miserable place over the years, I just ignore the fact that she’s got huge amounts of money, cuz that makes it all less effective….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Tits

2010

04

Feb

Ginger Spice Showin’ Off Some Bra of the Day

I like to think that Ginger Spice is holding onto whatever she had 15 years ago when she was just a chubby busty nude model becoming a Spice Girl you probably used to jerk off to….but the reality is that she probably doesn’t give a fuck about those days, or the attention she got, because all she has to do is look at her bank account and remember those years of whoring actually paid off even though she would have done it for free because being a whore is just in her blood, and even as a monther in her 40s, she can’t help but gie a glimpse of that…but maybe next time she should do it with a little more dick in her mouth.
or maybe she doesn’t give a fuck about that chubby, busty pussy she once was, and

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|See Thru

2009

29

Oct

Ginger Spice is Too Clever for the Perverted Paparazzi of the Day

Here are some pictures of an unfortunate case of being too clever for the paparazzi to snap off shots of your panties or pussy because we live in a generation where everyone, even everyday girls know that if they get out of a car in a short skirt casually, without their guard up, after a few too many drinks, the people around them are going to get a flash, and they don’t have pervert camera guys all up on them, meaning Ginger Spice isn’t really that clever at all and I guess the fact that the shot was missed is good news because I don’t really care to see what meat she’s packin, not that I turn down any vagina or look away when faced with any vagina but there are just some vaginas probably better left underwraps that I tend to not think about unless it is pretty much force fed to me….and here are the boring pics cuz I have nothing better to do than write about a fucking Spice Girl ten years after the Spice Girls….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|Upskirt

2009

09

Oct

Ginger Spice in a See Thru Dress for Attention of the Day

Ginger Spice was out trying to get attention because people still call her Ginger Spice over 10 years after dropping out of that Spice Girls shit, meaning she hasn’t done all that much since that Spice Girls shit and this time she wasn’t mocking women with breast cancer with her big ol’ tits, but she was wearing a see thru dress, which may be less cruel and less funny, but I guess it’s worth noticing, because there was a time when a bitch would go to a dance or party in a dress that was unintentionally see thru and freak out when you told her shit was see thru. I remember being in highschool and the black light at a dance made a chick’s white bra glow and she started crying, but I guess the older you get, the more comfortable you get with being a whore and the more acceptable flashing your body has become in hollywood in because of the attention it gets in an already noisy industry that is hard to stand out in, making this era a hell of a lot better in a lot of ways, mainly the fact that slutting out isn’t kept in the closet and secret anymore, so we all get to benefit from desperation. Good times….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|See Thru

2009

08

Oct

Geri Halliwell Tits for Breast Cancer of the DAy

I usually hate theme parties. I get pissed off when I hear about 9 to 5ers organizing murder mystery shit, or when colleges organize pimp and ho shit, or pajama shit, or school girl and professor shit, or halloween shit, or Christmas shit, or pretty much any organized activity that brings out the idiots in huge numbers to dance around and laugh in unison like a bunch of cocksuckin’ drones drinking the fuckin’ Kool Aid….

But I’m totally into this breast themed events, even if it is for breast cancer because celebrating breasts is something I can appreciate, especially when Geri Halliwell is eager enough about the cause to take part in the shit literally, something that normally annoys me, except when that enthusiasm involves a bitch tastelessly showing off her fat tits for all the mastectomy cancer survivors at the event to look at and envy in hatred, because when you’re Geri Halliwell, a relatively useless nobody, you try to excel wherever you can, even if it means having the hottest tits in the room amongst all the cancer survivors. Bitch.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Breast Cancer|Geri Halliwell

2009

31

Aug

Geri Halliwell Mocking Christ’s Crucifixion of the Day

I think these are pictures of Geri Halliwell showing little or no respect to Jesus for dying for her sins, but I could be wrong, but thing the Christian fundamentalist she’s go after her for being the antichrist, but maybe she’s just being a fuckin’ idiot, trying to get attention showing off her mom body that I would probably fuck, despite the fact that she got abs tattooed on by some artist who is a master of shading on her sloppy streteched out mom stomach, not that sloppy mom stomach’s ever stopped me in the past, if anything it’s always taken the front seat because it comes with a solid discount.

PICS VIA FAME

Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell

2009

28

Aug

Ginger Spice Still in her Bikini when She Shouldn’t Be of the Day

Ginger Spice is still living large in her bikini (literally). Here she is tyring to keep her body tight and young using some elastic bands with her trainer who she brings everywhere with her cuz it is just that important to her….

Maybe Ginger needs to take a Madonna’s lead and cover the fuck up when she swims. I get that she works out and tries to be that hot bodied mom, but you get to a certian age where you just gotta let it go……Madonna gets it but if she really got what the people wanted she’d keep her head underwater holding her breathe for a few hours


Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice

2009

27

Aug

Geri Halliwell in Her Bikini in France of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. I want to know why when I first looked at this shit, I thought she had a 6-pack, but in reality, she’s just got a sloppy mom stomach and I guess she pulled some magic eye trick, or drew the abs on, to trick us into thinking she’s got it going on, when in reality it looks like someone hacked away at her stomach like she was a pork roast , tied up and ready to feed the whole family, something she can relate to because that’s how she likes to be treated in the bedroom and that’s how she got pregnant in the first place….yes, it’s true, I hear she doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, the month it was conceived there were too many potential fathers that only a paternity test will decide…..
Either way, she’s got a good ass and here are the pics…





And Here Are Some Other Pictures of Her Stomach in a Bikini….


Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell

2009

24

Aug

Geri Halliwell Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

Here are pictures of Geri wearing a shirt for a dress like she just finished getting fucked by some business man she met at some expensive bar that she was looking for a husband at and who she instead ended up going back to a luxury hotel room with and she didn’t really have anything else to wear around while her cum covered dress was hanging in the bathroom drying.

I figured there would be other pictures that hit with a little more pussy in the shit, so I was prepping for it, but I don’t think they are, so I’ll post these anyway cuz we all like legs, except for my amputee fetishists, but I don’t write the site for you….

I guess the highlight of the pictures is how much her boyfriend looks like a fuckin’ cartoon character…

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Legs