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2014

01

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Dominatrix for Balenciaga of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is the new face…or the new “man face”…because if you’re an asshole like me, who sees male features in a woman rumored to have been born with a penis and fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis, which ties in nicely to her gay jock loving anal because it reminds him of locker-room initiation….

Now I’m not saying Gisele is a dude, or Tom Brady is a homo…I am just saying it like that to an outsider and it is not even a big deal, everyone’s fucking gay now, and I Gisele’s body is banging, the kind of tranny even the straightest dude would fuck, so who cares…

Here are her high fashion Balenciaga ads, because there is life after Victoria’s Secret, and she reminds me of a mid century german dominatrix, not really my thing, but kind of erotic without seeing her half naked, naked or stroking her dick.

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2014

14

Jun

Gisele Bundchen for Elle Canada of the Day

Gisele Bundchen showed her side profile in Elle Canada, a side profile that is either a mom of two’s ass in tights photoshopped, or a Tranny from Brazil fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis but hired as Tom Brady’s beard, since the gym locker room always made him love the cock’s ass tights…and whatever it is, you like it, because it is Gisele and you’d be crazy no to like it, even if it came equipped with the D.

Now sure, her booty isn’t what you’d want to see if this was an instagram profile shot of a 20 year old who grew up on hormones in her food….but it’s a booty in mesh none the less and for that…we celebrate by staring.

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2014

01

Apr

Gisele Ripped for H&M of the Day

There’s been some constant debates that Gisele is actually a dude and that is why she got Fired from Victoria’s Secret, staged a couple pregnancies, and hid Tom Brady’s homosexuality, because no one likes gays in pro sports, at least not in the era when Tom Brady and Gisele got married, it makes the anal sex in the shower after the game for team initiation actually gay and not fun, playful and part of team building, passed down by child rapist coaches for generation…but I am believer that she’s just got a man face, and some higher than average testosterone, because that’s how a mom gets a fit, ripped body…I mean..that and photoshop..

Apparently, these pics are a big deal, a preview of a swimwear campaign from H&M to come…despite swimwear campaigns being played the fuck out now that girls at home are taking these pics of themselves and looking almost as good, on instagram…I’ll post it anyway…

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2014

06

Feb

Gisele Bundchen for Porter Magazine of the Day

I feel weird looking at all these moms…it reminds me of all those failed masturbation attempts in the Starbucks bathroom after watching one too many girls order a latte…oh no, I feel more weird about the fact that she may have been born with testicles like she was Hilary Clinton….

I am surprised this mom is still modelling, but she looks better and more feminine than ever. maybe the baby making jacked up her estrogen, maybe being 100 years old slowed down her metabolism, maybe it doesn’t matter, but what does matter is the questionable belly button and the possible reasons for it…was she born that way, was that where they did her sex change from, so many unanswered questions…who cares.

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2013

17

Dec

Gisele is in a Bikini of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is on the beach with her kid…and it would be far more magical if it happened in a time when she wasn’t a mom, but instead when she was rumored to be a tranny from Brazil that Victoria’s Secret kidnapped and held captive always threatening to let the world know her penis secret if she didn’t pose for free…not because I like tranny porn, if anything I find it weirder than incest porn, because trannies aren’t human…however the doubt in my mind, you know the not really officially knowing, like when you get blow jobs from random chicks in bars who may or may not have adam’s apples, makes things more exhilarating…

But she’s still fit in a bikini…and there is still hope that her Jock husband is gay from all the locker room masturbationg…and that maybe…just maybe her clit is a dick…just to make all those years of assuming she was a tranny matter.

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2013

10

Dec

Gisele Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

Here’s some pics of what may be a tranny pretending she is breast feeding a baby she bought on the internet to keep up appearances and so she can continue to get model work into her 40s…unless of course she is actual a chick and her being married to a jock who fucks his teammates in the shower and her hard angular face is just there to confuse us…but not too much…because she’s usually half naked and girls who are half naked usually don’t have faces…

Well she’s one of those moms I love staring at in the coffee shop who feels the need to sharing their feeding with the world like some kind of exhibitionist hippie feminist freak so caught up in her own shit…that she thinks the rest of the world is into see it…you know she connects with her baby, thinks it’s a big thing, and shoves it down our throat like we were her baby and it was her nipple…and I am into it…

Breast feeding…and breasts in general are normal…there’s no reason why they should ever be contained in a bra or shirt and they should always be out in public…whoever decided that they should be clothed or that breasts and breast feeding is perverted or weird is in fact the fucking weird one…so girls, be like Gisele, baby or lactating or not and do this every time I walk by, the world will be a happier place…

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2013

10

Dec

Gisele for Elle Brazil of the Day

Gisele Bundchen did Elle Brazil. I don’t know if these are some old stock photos of her, or if this is from a new shoot, but she looks less hard and manly than she usually does and I figure I’ll post it for old times, you know memories of what was once Victoria’s Secret catalog pics from years ago…that are pretty much the same as Victoria’s Secret catalog pics from today, just with different faces you don’t even notice cuz you are too busy staring at their little implants…

She looks good, despite being a mom and possibly being born with a dick. You can never be too sure with those Brazilans…

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2013

03

Sep

Gisele Bundchen Singing the Kinks for her H&M Campaign of the Day

Here’s a video for H&M of Gisele doing a cover of “All Day and All Night”….and she speaks english pretty fucking shitty considering she’s made millions of dollars here…you’d think she’d spend some of that money on learning how to pronounce “TH”…or maybe you’re the kind of guy who likes immigrant accents because it gives you hope that she’ll fuck you for citizenship…ultimately…who cares.

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2013

29

Jul

Gisele Bundchen in her Bikini of the Day

When you’re a mom, even if you faked the pregnancy because your husband is gay and you’re actually a Brazilian tranny who doesn’t have the lady parts needed to make babies, but you do have the money to buy good prosthetics, to give the illusion that you do, because it’s good for business and for your husbands’ image…all bikini pics posted to the internet should look like this.

Sure in Gisele’s case she’s got a rockin’ body, and seeing her body BIKINI BODY is hardly offensive even if she’s a “MOM”….but for the rest of you mom’s out there, polluting my internet feeds with bikini pics, you may want to stand in front of the sun and get washed out a little, it makes your saggy ass look better….

I’m just joking, I like looking at your saggy ass, but that’s just because I’m a pervert…

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