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2012

21

Jun

Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie for Her Own Lingerie Company of the Day

Gisele Bundchen got fired from Victoria’s Secret for a possible scandal I made up to make her story more interesting, you know that she was born a man and that it was gonna hit when the whole pregnancy happened and doctors were interviewed, because it was around that time Victoria’s Secret cut ties with her, making me think that was the only possible reason….born with a cock..

Well she’s gone on to do her own lingerie line and these are some of the pics of her looking hotter than ever…I guess the pregnancy gave her needed hormones to help her finally choose her gender…


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2012

12

Jun

Gisele Hot in a Bikini for Vogue Paris of the Day


I posted the cover of this HOT VOGUE PARIS BIKINI SHOOT WITH GISELE a few weeks ago….and today, I am posting the rest of the pics, that happen to be amazing, and that actually make me feel like I am looking at a woman for a change….she normally was a model I was on the fence about, you know with the whole faking a pregnancy rumor cuz she was born a dude, fired from Victoria’s Secret cuz she was born a dude, married a Football quarterback cuz he likes dudes and is trained to perform to male attention…I blame hazing rituals….

So it just all made sense and made me feel like she may be the gatway to gay….with that hard face…and I didn’t wanna fuck with that…but I guess she got better hormone therapy, cuz she’s looking good all hard nippled and in bikini in Vogue Paris….I am a fan.


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2012

15

May

Gisele Bundchen Covers Vogue Paris of the Day

Gisele Bundchen has sand on her ass for the June Cover for Paris Vogue….and I wouldn’t mind wiping it off with my mouth and/or penis….despite rumors that she’s a mom….or that she was born a man and that’s why Victoria’s Secret fired her….you know that Brazil tranny connection is pretty hard to ignore….but I figure so long as her cock is tucked in a way I don’t have to see it and her hair long enough….and tits. despite being fake, are available to grab onto…I don’t mind sticking it in her man pussy/anus….and apparently either does your football hero…Tom Brady….but maybe I’m just getting carried away because her ass is hot enough that I’d let her balls rest on my forehead as I tried to lick it….provided she had balls….which she probably doesn’t….she probably just has an empty scrotum looking pussy thanks to her breeding….but she is good enough that if she did….I’d get up in it…..and here’s the cover pic for Vogue Paris….which means more pics to come….which means more pics to come to….stay tuned.

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2012

21

Feb

Gisele is In a Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Here are some rumored pics of hard ass, possible hermaphrodite, maybe even tranny because all the facts aim in that direction, Gisele on the beach in a bikini in Costa Rica….cuz she lives a very hard life…..you know managing her 20,000 square foot home is a full time job in itself….and what it comes down to is that there is nothing like a fired lingerie model getting half naked in a bikini for free because no one is paying her for it but she is still doesn’t want to lose her skills and needs to practice…to remind you that your life is pathetic…and her ass is hard.

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2011

21

Dec

Gisele Bundchen’s Versace Spring 2012 Campaign of the Day

I already posted one of these pictures of Gisele getting work for Versace because the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her for reasons I am convinced are transexual related….you know with all that possibly faked pregnancy, gay marriage to a football jock who’s favorite part of the game is in the locker room and more importantly being from Brazil the hub of western trannies….but that could just be fantasy….even if fantasy of trannies is not the kind of fantasy I really fucking want….it makes me feel gay…but it is the kind of fantasy I like to think happened to add some drama to an otherwise boring post…either way here is her cleavage and some stomach.

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2011

16

Dec

Gisele Bundchen for Versace of the Day

Here’s some Gisele in what could be considered a bikini, but in what I consider boring, even if I can see her post-pregnancy mom abs…all chiseled and manly…cuz despite what Victoria’s Secret and her husband tell you, but was born with a cock….

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2011

16

Aug

Gisele Bundchen Sexy School Girl for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here’s Some Gisele in a photoshoot that is not nude – even though it should be – you know ideally close up shots of her box – so that I can look for scars from the plastic surgeon’s skillful hand in order to put the rumors about her being born with a clit dick and not a dick clit to rest – cuz it’ll make jerking off to her less painful and tormenting on my sexuality….

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2011

11

Aug

Gisele Bundchen Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele was in Costa Rica showing off her amazing mom ass on the beach in a bikini….I know she’s probably not a man…and I don’t say that because Tom Brady is the definition of manly or that he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who wouldn’t fuck a tranny….and I don’t say that because she got fired from Vic Secret for what I can only assume was to avoid a scandal when the world finds out she had a penis….and I don’t say that because anyone can fake a pregnancy with modern movie magic and adoption…especially in the third world….but I still have the idea in the back of my mind…and I can’t fully absorb myself into her great ass…but she probably isn’t a tranny….she is just hard faced and tough looking…at least that’s what I tell myself…and really with an ass like that…even if it was housing a tucked in cock…I’d still probably try to eat it…She’s that good.

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2011

23

Jun

Gisele Bundchen in Black Workout Gear Again of the Day

She always does a great job tucking in her dick. I think that’s why she always wears these black tight pants that make Kim Kardashian look stumpy, dumpy and huge, cuz it doesn’t allow for any shadows to be cast, and it further makes all arguments against her having a cock worthless….I mean I guess a multi-million dollar lingerie career would have dispelled those rumors too….and I’ll just have to accept the pregnancy, vagina, Tom Brady’s heterosexuality, as if they aren’t some kind of marketing hype…

Either way, here she is leaving the gym. Exciting stuff.

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2011

13

May

Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie of the Day

Gisele was modeling lingerie in Brazil for Valentines Day even though it is May. I figured I’d post the shit, cuz even if she has a legit dick, she’s still worth looking at in lingerie, cuz she’s been marketed as a woman and we can always plea ignorance if some unwanted facts ever surfaced, but more importantly cuz she’s got a hot body.

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2011

21

Apr

Gisele Does the Gym of the Day

Here’s Gisele leaving the gym, cuz a model’s gotta stay fit, you hear. Personally, I prefer the starvation method, but that’s just cuz it makes them too weak to know what is going on when all that coke, booze and pills are in them, but more importantly, it makes them too weak to run. Not to sound creepy or anything.

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2011

20

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Pantsless Bulge for Numero Tokyo of the Day

We all know Gisele may or may not have been fired from Victoria’s Secret for being born a man. We all know that Gisele may or may not have faked a pregnancy to alleviate those rumors.

We all know that being married to a football quarterback doesn’t help her case, cuz the quarterback is always the gay one, eager for initation, eager for shower, eager to motivate the team with his mouth…or his women….

We all know that this doesn’t prove or disprove anything, but it may make you want to either go to Brazil to fuck trannies, or just start jerking off to trannies…cuz maybe they aren’t as bad as you think they are…homo…

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2011

01

Apr

Gisele’s Workout Legs in Tight Pants of the Day

It’s amazing how well she’s taped her male genitals down…not that I actually believe the lie I perpetuate…I know she’s not actually a dude, I just like urban myths that involve hot pussy, or pussy deemed hot, dooping a bunch of straight men into masturbating to her half naked cuz she was marketed properly, put in the right venue, whether she was actually a she or not…it’s like the ultimate April Fools joke…..

Here she is at leaving the gym in tight pants….question it if you want, but I think you should just try to enjoy it, cuz there’s nothing else going on in your life….this is it, like that Michael Jackson movie motehrfucker…like thaFOLLOW ME

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2011

08

Mar

Pam Anderson and Gisele Bundchen Did Carnival of the Day

It would have probably been a more interesting post if Gisele and Pam Anderson did a sex tape together, instead of going to the same Rio Carnival with millions of other people…you know Gisele and her Tommy Lee dick all up on Pam Anderson’s weathered old lady whore cunt no one cares about or really wants to be, unless they are really weird like me and like to compare pussy before and after…. cuz it is all hepatitis and polluted filled…and I like to witness decomposing first hand….

Either way, It looks like this monster that is Pam Anderson needs a fucking nap…maybe the jet lag got to her, but I like to think it’s years of sucking dick, plastic surgery, cocaine and prescription pills, coupled with a dying liver….brought to you straight from an alcohol company….

At least Gisele was there to make lookin at Pam Anderson feel way less gay..despite the fact she could be a dude….

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2011

07

Mar

Gisele’s Dragon Back for V Magazine of the Day

I figured I didn’t give you enough of a Gisele update with my last post on Gisele in a bikini and Gisele for H & M , that I put up less than an hour ago, but figured her spine was enough to warrant its own post…especially now that Gisele is relatively non existent as Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her after making each other boatloads of money…and that she probably needed a little exposure….I’m also practicing letting one person dominate the contents of the site, because in case you didn’t know, I am going to be Charlie Sheen’s Social Media intern…at least that’s what I’ve been telling myself and I’m pretty much an authority on these things…

Either way, gender issues and hard face aside, here is Gisele’s dinosaur spine and some decent fake tits that made her for V Magazine. I prefer nude shoots. But apparently they like back….not always a good look…

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