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2011

21

Apr

Gisele Does the Gym of the Day

Here’s Gisele leaving the gym, cuz a model’s gotta stay fit, you hear. Personally, I prefer the starvation method, but that’s just cuz it makes them too weak to know what is going on when all that coke, booze and pills are in them, but more importantly, it makes them too weak to run. Not to sound creepy or anything.

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2011

20

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Pantsless Bulge for Numero Tokyo of the Day

We all know Gisele may or may not have been fired from Victoria’s Secret for being born a man. We all know that Gisele may or may not have faked a pregnancy to alleviate those rumors.

We all know that being married to a football quarterback doesn’t help her case, cuz the quarterback is always the gay one, eager for initation, eager for shower, eager to motivate the team with his mouth…or his women….

We all know that this doesn’t prove or disprove anything, but it may make you want to either go to Brazil to fuck trannies, or just start jerking off to trannies…cuz maybe they aren’t as bad as you think they are…homo…

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2011

01

Apr

Gisele’s Workout Legs in Tight Pants of the Day

It’s amazing how well she’s taped her male genitals down…not that I actually believe the lie I perpetuate…I know she’s not actually a dude, I just like urban myths that involve hot pussy, or pussy deemed hot, dooping a bunch of straight men into masturbating to her half naked cuz she was marketed properly, put in the right venue, whether she was actually a she or not…it’s like the ultimate April Fools joke…..

Here she is at leaving the gym in tight pants….question it if you want, but I think you should just try to enjoy it, cuz there’s nothing else going on in your life….this is it, like that Michael Jackson movie motehrfucker…like thaFOLLOW ME

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2011

08

Mar

Pam Anderson and Gisele Bundchen Did Carnival of the Day

It would have probably been a more interesting post if Gisele and Pam Anderson did a sex tape together, instead of going to the same Rio Carnival with millions of other people…you know Gisele and her Tommy Lee dick all up on Pam Anderson’s weathered old lady whore cunt no one cares about or really wants to be, unless they are really weird like me and like to compare pussy before and after…. cuz it is all hepatitis and polluted filled…and I like to witness decomposing first hand….

Either way, It looks like this monster that is Pam Anderson needs a fucking nap…maybe the jet lag got to her, but I like to think it’s years of sucking dick, plastic surgery, cocaine and prescription pills, coupled with a dying liver….brought to you straight from an alcohol company….

At least Gisele was there to make lookin at Pam Anderson feel way less gay..despite the fact she could be a dude….

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2011

07

Mar

Gisele’s Dragon Back for V Magazine of the Day

I figured I didn’t give you enough of a Gisele update with my last post on Gisele in a bikini and Gisele for H & M , that I put up less than an hour ago, but figured her spine was enough to warrant its own post…especially now that Gisele is relatively non existent as Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her after making each other boatloads of money…and that she probably needed a little exposure….I’m also practicing letting one person dominate the contents of the site, because in case you didn’t know, I am going to be Charlie Sheen’s Social Media intern…at least that’s what I’ve been telling myself and I’m pretty much an authority on these things…

Either way, gender issues and hard face aside, here is Gisele’s dinosaur spine and some decent fake tits that made her for V Magazine. I prefer nude shoots. But apparently they like back….not always a good look…

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2011

07

Mar

Gisele Bundchen’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Gisele is a bikini model and has been one for the better part of her life. So seeing pictures of her in a bikini later in life after staging a pregnancy but more importantly being deemed unsuitable aka not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model because I assume she’s not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model…I mean they wouldn’t lie to me…maybe they would to lure me out of my native village in order to exploit me if I was a busty 15 year old in another country being “recruited” before holding my family over my head for the decade I’m forced to work for them….but as an everyday, semi-normal person, what they say is gospel, they are a corporation and the public is in their best interest…you know that…

That said, I’d rather pull up some old pictures of her, than these new ones, but I try to keep things current, as does Gisele when it comes to hormone treatments….nope, still not over the gender bending questions we have for her. Is she a man. Is she a woman. I just don’t know. But she’s in a bikini so that’s good enough for me.

While on the subject of Gisele…Here she is in an H&M Campaign…Cuz I guess she gets work…and I wasn’t about to do a post on this…so figured I might as well sneak them in….even though they aren’t from a company who advertises on my site…but should cuz I could use the money….thanks in advance….

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2011

04

Mar

Gisele Bundchen Half Naked for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Gisele tucked her penis in for an erotic or semi erotic depending on how badly you like tranny’s with implants posing in lingerie, which if you’re a pro athlete, it is probably a lot…I’m talking to you Greenbay Fudgepacker Quarterpack who took his locker room dreams out on a socially acceptable man pussy cuz she made it so far as a real pussy thanks to Victoria’s Secret and a web of lies…

This is for Vogue Turkey, a Muslim nation named after some of your favorite Thanksgiving meats, who apparently is a hell of a lot more sexed up and sexy than America…more laid back about the shit…and this is a nation who my Turkish Muslim friend told me wouldn’t let him jerk off as a teen, so him and his friends would fuck stray dogs until one of them got stuck…and it’s more DTF than USA…Hilarious that all you idiots are so distracted by bullshit to do anything about it.

I know, Gisele being a mad is an outdated hustle, I mean just last year she faked a pregnancy…

I know, I need to get creative, but I can’t, I’m too busy trying to get an erection to these.

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2011

01

Feb

Gisele and Alessandra Keep it Brazilian fo Sao Paulo Fashion Week Catwalk of the Day

Gisele and Alessandra took their mom asses to the runway of their home country recently for Fashion Week…It wasn’t as eventful union like I’d hope for from some bitches robbed of their homes to perform for the world as panty models…against their will…in exchange for millions of dollars…that if they didn’t perform or agree to…their family would be killed…cuz that’s how Victoria’s Secret does shit….but the Victoria’s Secret cult may just be in my head…as may the dick I am convinced Gisele is tucking…..

It could been better, it always can, but here’s Gisele

And here’s Alessandra Ambrosio

Being the good Brazilians they are…

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2010

19

Oct

Gisele Does Vogue Brazil of the Day

I don’t know if anyone really gives a fuck about Gisele…or if anyone ever really gave a fuck about Gisele…but I feel like there was a period of time where she was all the fucking rage…you know the kind of pussy everyone wanted until they realized she may not have a pussy…but instead is a genetic freakshow native to the brazilian forests where all the world’s non-asian trannies are created in a lap…

I’m still down with posting her pictures and modeling because I think the whole ambiguity is exciting…I mean there’s no fun in jerking off to someone who you know has a pussy…there’s just no mystery in it…

I know what you’re thinking, she had a kid recently with your football hero..how could she not have woman parts….It’s called faking it, I saw Lindsay Lohan in her straight to DVD movie about being pregnant…and football players are all pretty gay…or at least gay enough to fuck a bitch like this who may have a dick…I figure a small sacrifice to make to have Victoria Secret approved tits….

Either way, here are the boring pics…

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2010

18

Oct

Gisele’s Mom Body in her Bikini of the Day

Gisele brought her implant tits, her adopted baby she faked a pregnancy with…and tucked her cock in nice and good at the beach because she’s a dude who is trying to maintain an image for both her modeling career and her man’s football career…cuz if the whole world knew the truth that her name is Ricardo the little Portuguese Brazilian who was raised by his mom in a house full of sisters who took to dressing like a bitch and living life as a bitch cuz it was all her knew…before getting recruited by Victoria’s Secret, only to get fireed by Victoria’s Secret a few years later cuz we were onto them….

I saw Sleepaway Camp, I know how this shit goes….and the sad truth is that dick or not…If it’s attached to a body like this…I’m pretty fucking down…No Homo….just working off percentages and as far as I’m concerned most of her looks like a chick and that’s more than I can say about chicks I’ve actually stuck my dick inside…who were actual chicks…

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2010

18

Oct

Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day


I don’t know if that whole rumor about Gisele being fired from Victoria’s Secret because she was born with a penis and everyone was starting to find out about it is truth, or just made up by me….but I do like to think it is true, because it also allows me to believe that she faked her pregnancy, that her tits are fake and her cock is real, that your American Tom Brady is actually bedding a fucking tranny, cuz he’s one of those dudes in sports who is gay and who doesn’t come out of the closet for fear of how his teammates will react when they fuck him up the ass to teach him a lesson and build team spirit, knowing he actually enjoys it and that Brazil Vogue is giving her love cuz ladyboys are a huge part of their culture….while American kinda told her to fuck off….who knows, but I just want you to keep that in mind as you stare at her hot model ass.

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2010

31

Aug

Gisele is Wet for Colcci of the Day

Remember when Gisele was all the rage, before Victoria’s Secret fired her for being a dude, and Tom Brady fake married her and fake got her pregnant, cuz she’s the kinda dude a closet case can appreciate to keep up the front, and sure these pictures don’t prove that she’s not a dude, cuz she’s wearing clothes, but they do prove that she’s not fat, and sometimes, especially in America, that’s enough to be considered fantasy, you know since everyone there is fat….

I know some of you closet cases were huge Gisele fans…so I figure seeing her wet will make you happy….and that’s really all I have to say about that….

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2010

17

Jun

Gisele in a Bikini for Some Italian Company of the Day


I don’t think Gisele is very hot. I don’t really think she compares to the other pussy they have recruited. But I guess she has her position in the world and does her job…unfortunately for her that job is riding off her Victoria’s Secret fame by doing bikini campaigns for low level bathing suit companies for old times to feel relevant, but more importantly works hard and masking Tom Brady’s lockeroom homosexuality by staging a pregnancy and tucking her dick in properly so that it looks like cameltoe in her bikini bottoms..

This is not a post pregnant body….This is a man on hormone therapy’s body….I know there’s a conspiracy here…I just care enough to prove it.

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2010

20

May

Gisele and Camila Alves in the Hottest Postnatal Workout Group of the Day

Where I am from, the only postnatal workout group a bitch joins is when they get hired for a gangbang party for businessmen in town for a conference….but sometimes when I am in the part I see some ghetto bitches walking around in circles with their kids smoking cigarettes who I always assume met at some halfway house for battered new mothers on welfare….and then there’s the rich part of town’s public pool where at 10 am daily the spic pussy comes in for mommy/baby swimming classes, only they aren’t the babies, they are just busy carrying the babies around while the white women head to their postnatal workout class…but I guess things worked out differently for these whores….because they are rich and Hollywood and the only bed making they do is getting knocked up by white dudes….living the American dream…

I’m not convinced Gisele is a real woman or if she had a real baby, but I like her ass regardless….and Camila Alves is just bonus.

Pics via Fame

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2010

18

May

Gisele’s Mom Body Still in Lingerie Pictures of the Day

Here are some more of the Gisele comeback that probably isn’t a comeback because I am convinced she staged the pregnancy to get a little vacation, or operation, like all trannies do, but she’s still got a body worth fucking, even more so now that the penis as been inverted, and the whole thing is a storyline I should sell to Desperate Housewives…pictures….

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