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2012

24

Oct

Some Boardwalk Empire Nudity of the Day

Gretchen Mol and Anne Bergstedt Jordanova were naked in Boardwalk Empire, which aired last Sunday, which means I am 3 days late on the shit, which I blame on being in Central America, where the Coca Cola is half the price of the bottled water owned by Coca Cola, where there are no TVs or Internets in my cabana in the jungle, where the prostitutes are large in their ass and flat in their tits, but some have dicks….and where the handjobs have been weak and lacked conviction….so keeping up on the shit, while trying to stay alive, for a show that you’ve probably seen already, even if it is the best parts of said show….is not exactly a priority….but you know what, I’ll do it for you anyway….because I believe in the progression of Television…from shitty sitcoms to hardcore porn…it is all about evolution….

Gretchen Mol….

Anne Bergstedt Jordanova….

Posted in:Anne Bergstedt Jordanova|Boardwalk Empire|Gretchen Mol|NSFW

2008

22

Sep

Gretchen Mol’s See Through Shirt of the Day

I have seen Gretchen Mol topless in the movie The Notorious Betty Page a few times and despite finding the whole burlesque pin-up shit not very hot, her tits were pretty amazing to look at. She had the smallest fuckin’ nipple I had ever seen and I am used to really big discolored shit stains that look like one of those kids who has one of those purple birth marks covering half his face, because my wife is fat and her tits are fatter, so I almost got turned on by her, before realizing her name was fucking disgusting. Here she is showing off those little nipples I liked so much a couple of years ago and it may not do much for me today, but I figure it is still worth posting.

Posted in:Gretchen Mol|See Through

2007

24

Jul

I am – Gretchen Mol's Rack is Over the Hill of the Day

Gretchen Mol

Here’s another post from Julien, our Token Gay Blogger, for all you closet Homos out there!

I don’t have a boyfriend, I’m not looking for a boyfriend but I was seeing (aka fucking) this guy for the past few months. It was by no means exclusive, we were both free to do whatever we wanted to do with whomever we wanted, but if we were both at the same bar/club/
after party/bathhouse/back alley/washroom in the subway station and we had nothing better to fuck, we would go home together.

So anyway I see at this club the other night and I’m all fucked up on whatever pills I found in my jeans, so I go over to him and start making out with him. After about 10 seconds, he stops me and goes I can’t, I started dating someone and it’s serious. We are going to be monogamous. This is coming from one of the biggest sluts I know; I mean this guy has seen more assholes than the entire New York Board of Proctologists. He walks away from me and I felt pretty rejected so
I got more drunk and went home with the first half-decent guy that I saw.

The worst part is it’s not that he rejected me, but it’s that he wasn’t even that good in bed. He was older than me so he had some performing issues, not to mention the fact that he would freak out at the first sign of a little santorum. All in all he wasn’t a good fuck, just an easy one. If only I had gotten to him when he was younger, I bet he could’ve kept going all night. Speaking of things that are way past their prime, here are some pics of Gretchen Mol’s cleavage.

Smooch!

Julien


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Posted in:Gretchen Mol|Tits|Unsorted

2007

24

Jul

I am – Gretchen Mol’s Rack is Over the Hill of the Day

Gretchen Mol

Here’s another post from Julien, our Token Gay Blogger, for all you closet Homos out there!

I don’t have a boyfriend, I’m not looking for a boyfriend but I was seeing (aka fucking) this guy for the past few months. It was by no means exclusive, we were both free to do whatever we wanted to do with whomever we wanted, but if we were both at the same bar/club/
after party/bathhouse/back alley/washroom in the subway station and we had nothing better to fuck, we would go home together.

So anyway I see at this club the other night and I’m all fucked up on whatever pills I found in my jeans, so I go over to him and start making out with him. After about 10 seconds, he stops me and goes I can’t, I started dating someone and it’s serious. We are going to be monogamous. This is coming from one of the biggest sluts I know; I mean this guy has seen more assholes than the entire New York Board of Proctologists. He walks away from me and I felt pretty rejected so
I got more drunk and went home with the first half-decent guy that I saw.

The worst part is it’s not that he rejected me, but it’s that he wasn’t even that good in bed. He was older than me so he had some performing issues, not to mention the fact that he would freak out at the first sign of a little santorum. All in all he wasn’t a good fuck, just an easy one. If only I had gotten to him when he was younger, I bet he could’ve kept going all night. Speaking of things that are way past their prime, here are some pics of Gretchen Mol’s cleavage.

Smooch!

Julien


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