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2013

12

Mar

Hayden Panettiere’s Ass on Set of Nashville of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is on set of Nashville….her comeback tour….wearing tight country pants…showing off her tight country ass…that is a lot better now that it is balanced out with a set of tits…it is almost like she got herself on hormone therapy…..and has grown into a woman from the boxy midget with high testosterone and an elastic vagina…that was very welcoming to anything that was attached to guys who were 6 foot 6 or taller….something all you weirdos fell in love with….cuz boxy women with high testosterone are less gay to jerk off to then dudes.

Either way, here she is doing the woman thing…

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2013

18

Feb

Hayden Panettiere for NYLON of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is in the March issue of Nylon magazine….a magazine that was once for hipsters but that is now for everyone….the Seventeen magazine of this generation….and I am just bummed that she didn’t take full advantage of her fake tits and expose them to the world….and take ownership of them…but I guess what it comes down to is that she’s trying to be subtle about it…you know slowly introduce them so that people always wonder if they are fakers or just her growing into her shoulders….you know cuz fake tits, if you don’t want the world to know you have fake tits, are take work and time to coverup….here are the boring pics…

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2013

15

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Hot for Valentine’s Day

Hayden Panettiere getting fake tits to balance out her broad manly back…was a pretty good strategy…cuz no one likes a gymnast body that doesn’t get its period…except maybe closet cases and her countless fans….who were weirdly obsessed with her long before she started posing for instagram like some weird rich housewife from Texas on her 20th wedding anniversary, in what would normally be considered tacky if her gown wasn’t 20,000 dollars….you get the new money vibe I’m talking…I mean unless you’re too busy staring at her new titties…cuz with new titties comes a period of acceptance…and getting used to them…all this to say…this pic is hot….

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2012

27

Dec

Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Tits Understand Marketing of the Day

Hayden Panettiere may be a spoiled brat, LA, candy coated twat who doesn’t really have any idea what is up, cool, interesting, but who instead just buys into all the crap other people are buying into, because by the time it gets to her, it’s already too late….that’s just the way Hollywood rich kids work….despite how hard they try to be different, unique, cutting edge….

But she does get one thing, that tits fucking sell, so here she is promoting her product line, acting like a lesbian hipster, showing some bra, and some cleavage from her new fake tits, you know making noise….what someone needs to tell her is that if using tits to get sales…you gotta use them nipples….cleavage just isn’t enough…for this pervert world.

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2012

19

Dec

Hayden Panettiere’s a Bikini Clad Vampire of the Day

Nothing says Christmas marketing campaign like vampires in bikinis…I mean I guess I shouldn’t expect more from some Candy Coated Hollywood child…who grew up to a couple vapid cunt parents and was totally disconnected from reality…I mean shit…just seeing what Hollywood does to people who move to that plastic garbage from small towns is bad enough…to be bred there and think that’s normal…commercialized shit everywhere…nothing cool…anywhere….it’s probably hard to be interesting or creative in how she promotes her bullshit jewelry line…but the good news is that with having a vagina…comes the ability of not having to be with it, cool or ahead of the trends…just get in a bikini with some fucking implants….and you’re good.

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2012

12

Dec

Hayden Panettiere Busts Out Her Bikini for Esquire of the Day

When you get breast implants, you gotta show them fuckers off, it’s like something you’ve been insecure about all these years, you know cuz of your broad shoulders and how your A-cup tits didn’t balance you out….is all of a sudden thrown out the fucking window….because you got implants…something tht makes you want to dance, celebrate, and throw a fucking party for…in the form of making everyone you know feel how real they are….because like a new car…they aren’t actually part of you…but just an accessory that make you feel like a more sexual object…

I’ve seen girl with implants so many times before, and they are the first to get into bikinis to show them off….so these Esquire pics make sense….but they’d be more fun if she was juggling or doing some other circus act she looks naturally born for….but maybe I’m too demanding…my expectations too high…

Here are the pics…

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2012

30

Nov

Hayden Panettiere in a Bra for in Nashville of the Day

Hello Breast Implants…well I guess when you get new tits to launch your new gig on TV after falling off and disappearing…waiting for the child sex scandal rumors to blow over…while blowing…men over 6 foot 6…because that’s just what midget bitches do to over compensate…it’s like overly skinny dudes with fat chicks, for white girls with black dudes, the whole opposite make for good times when getting fucked from behind…especially if the child sex ring is true…cuz child sex would probably leave her with a pretty big gap to fill…in her panties…you might as well show them…

I am not that into grabbing fake tits, but I like looking at them, even when they suck, cuz big tits speak to me at an emotional level, especially when they balance out the broad shoulders on an otherwise broad girl…

Here she is in a bra in Nashville.

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2012

26

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Weird Boyfriend Erotica of the Day


I don’t know why Hayden Panettiere decided to post this pic of her and her boyfriend riding something…but I’m pretty glad she did it…cuz seeing her vagina jacked up against whatever the hell they are sitting on….while the dude who rams her from behind unprotected…is jacked up behind her…is pretty much liking watching her in a group sex porn….sure she’s clothed…sure it’s innocent…but I got a feeling her panties are soaking…but only because this is the internet and I can interpret this picture however I fucking want…you creeps…

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2012

12

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Fake Titties for Self Magazine of the Day

Hayden Panettiere has breast implants…and she’s on a new TV show….and she’s now in Self magazine…where I assume she is ignoring the fact that she was insecure with herself…and decided to get herself some fakers to make herself feel better about her self…you know balance out her broad back and midget body self…as most girls insecure about her small tits do…no wait…all the girls I know we fake titties put those fuckers on blast…pull them out at every party….make everyone grab them….all in efforts to get a solid return on investment…but that’s probably cuz they saved up for them for months while Panettiere makes a set of fake tittes or 10,000 dollars a fucking hour….

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