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2010

07

Jun

Hayden Panettiere is in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if it was kid’s day at the beach and Hayden was trying to save money on the entrance, so she decided to dress in a Hello Kitty bikini like she was 5, hoping people would let her through assuming that she was 5, you know based on her height, but even the dumbest immigrant working the gate knows it takes many years to develop muscles like that…

I have never found this bitch hot, or interesting or even feminine and really the only lady parts she has on her is some solid cellulite, which last time I checked, was one of the my least favorite things that comes with a bitch….

Seriously, this is a shitty ass, shitty legs and overall she’s just a fucking piece of shit of a woman that I can only blame her mother’s drug addicted womb for and here she is in her bikini…


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2010

14

Apr

Hayden Panettiere in a Bra of the Day

I haven’t heard or seen much from Hayden Panettiere in the last little while, but then again, either has any average height person in her life who forgets to look down. Bad short jokes are my new hobby.

I guess Hayden Panettiere’s mom had no more strings to pull, and but strings I mean producer cock, because she already pulled all the strings and used all the strings she’s pulled over her career to launch her daughter’s career years ago….Or maybe Hayden was just so tired of trying to keep up with the big kids, because bad short jokes are my new hobby…

Here she is in Lush Magazine in a bra or bra-like garment and despite knowing her tits are small and muscular, they almost make them look worth bouncing off my chin, despite knowing they’d likely chip my one good tooth, cuz she flexed….apparently bad muscular breast jokes are also my new hobby. Good times.

Posted in:Bra|Hayden Panettiere

2010

04

Mar

Hayden Panettiere Does the Lohan of the Day

I don’t really know what’s up with Lohan, but maybe she’s like me and all her utilities got cut off the last few weeks forcing you to try to step up your game to pay the fucking bills, because I’ve been noticing her popping up everywhere from photoshoots at fashion magazines, to red carpets and fashion shows, to doing interviews with different magazines and TV shows and now the craziest stunt…as Hayden Panettiere….

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Lohan

2010

25

Feb

Hayden Panettiere is Boring of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is clearly the worst circus freak around. Most midgets know their place in the world and get up in the Carni life, where they learn to either be shot out of cannons, or feed the lions, or if they are lucky they become the ringmaster and run the whole fucking show, but instead of embracing that life, she lived the spoiled brat who needs her Hollywood actor mom to hook her up with gigs cuz she felt sorry for making such a fucked up kid with her coke-up uterus….and the whole thing is far more boring that seeing her spit fire, eat swords or do anything of any real substance or talent….here are the pics.

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Posted in:Boring|Hayden Panettiere

2010

18

Feb

Anna Paquin Does the Hayden Panettiere of the Day

I guess short, broad shouldered, small breasted, stalky legged bitches all look the same, at least to me because I don’t bother noticing their faces, like they were fat girls, because something in my brain just shuts off by the time I get to their faces and erases the shit like Will Smith in Men in Black. Sometimes the faces in my memories of the busted up, awkward bodies I’ve fucked turn into all kinds of things, like famous cartoon characters, monsters, blurred out like rapists being interviewed on 20/20, or pixelated like they were vagina on a mainstream website…..

Either way, here’s Anna Paquin dressed like she was Hayden Panettiere, but I guess it makes sense, since they are forced to shop in the same midget stores so they are bound to overlap their outfits every once in a while due to limited selection….

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Anna Paquin|Hayden Panettiere

2009

23

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Titty Bounce Jog of the Day

I always thought Hayden Panettiere had jacked-up titties like you’d expect to find on female body builders or at 12 year old. You know the kind of perky titty you are scared to suck on because not only will it make you feel like a faggot for doing it, but will also chip your tooth. Titty that doesn’t bounce when the host bitch jogs, jumps, runs or does any other physical activity like stripping, because fitness is what made the shit hard and manly in the first place, one of those catch 22, chicken before the egg, hindsight is 20/20 or if a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound or whatever fucking cliche I am trying to think of but can’t figure out because I’m not that bright, but I guess these pictures prove me wrong…I definitely see a little titty bounce but I still find this bitch ugly but know that your virgin ass doesn’t, that’s why she gets work, so I’ve lowered myself to post this shit for you, hoping one day this site makes me rich, but not hoping too hard because historically, I suck at life.

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Posted in:Bounce|Hayden Panettiere|Titty

2009

05

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Picture of the Day

Here’s a little advice that comes direct from the editor’s desk at Elle for the trannies, the fat chicks and the ugly chicks who are using online dating sites to lure new unsuspecting cock.

Learn how to use photoshop proper, become a fucking expert because a good picture of yourself is your best weapon in reaching orgasm from another person or at least getting a motherfucker to come meet you.

I understand there is a fear of backlash, that your pictures may have lied, but it’s better that the pictures are of yourself and not of your hot friend, cuz when 4 am on a Friday rolls around, the time of night perfect to meet your online dating boyfriend, because they are ready to fuck you since they never met you, and are usually drunk somotherfuckeer will accept an uglier version of the picture they fell for, and will just get weirded out by meeting a totally different person….

Thanks for the demonstration Hayden.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Picture

2009

09

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Lesbian Kiss in VIdeo of the Day

I posted the screenshots and no I have the video of Hayden Panettiere kissing a chick on Heros. I am just posting it for anyone who got excited over the shit, because I knew when it came down to it, the video would be a total let down, not only is the girl doing the kissing ugly as fuck, but it’s not even feeding any lesbian fantasy, mainly cuz Hayden’s got a dick, but also because I’ve

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Lesbian Kiss.|Video

2009

07

Oct

Hayden Panettiere Kisses a Girl of the Day

Hollywood is a little late on this girl on girl bullshit cuz porn’s been doing this shit for decades, but for some reason just 10 years ago, having a lesbian character on a show was the end of the fuckin world, but now, lesbianism is fucking everywhere from the Katy Perry song, to mainstream movies and TV, to celebrity love lives, and it’s just not taboo or at drunken college parties after two girls craving male attention get convinced to fool around with each other, and I’m not complaining, I just know that like those college girls, Heroes is making a desperate attempt for attention, because I guess people aren’t watching anymore and this formulaic approach in getting views, but girl on girl is so obvious and dull and played out, next time they should show a little pussy lip….I mean provided Hayden’s got a pussy, cuz we’ve got no proof of that and her broad shoulders paint a different fuckin’ picture….

Posted in:girl|Hayden Panettiere|Kiss|Lesbian