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2023

07

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Old Lady Heather Graham’s in her Old Lady bikini, looking like a boxy old lady going through menopause, rocking that weird old lady hip skin weirdness, with tits sloppier than they’ve ever been….but that doesn’t really mean it’s a terrible thing, all clown faced and face filled….but a reminder of the breakthrough role as a Roller Girl anyone over 35 probably jacked off to….because Heather Graham fucking mattered in the world of tits in movies before PORN took over our lives and PORN was just subjects of mainstream movies…featuring Heather Graham nakedness…

She’s not giving up!

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2022

26

Aug

Heather Graham Bikini Tits of the Day

6 Days ago, Heather Graham or an actress hired to play Heather Graham, or her assistant because she is too old to understand social media, uploaded a bikini picture to her instagram, because she not only understands the power of her tits, she harnessed those fuckers and made a fucking career out of it, and I for one will never forget Roller Girl, a part of cinematic history, from the last era of good movies, and I forget basically everything! She’s got staying power and is one of the old timers trying to keep up with the young girls, because they young girls don’t understand the sacrifices and dicks they sucked in an era when it wasn’t for the LOLZ, when sucking dick meant something when shame was real, and I don’t mind looking at what she’s been up to!

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2022

24

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

You know who doesn’t need to worry about Roe v. Wade, along with 99 percent of people who should not give a fuck abotu Roe v. Wade, but like Russian Wars, Freedom Fighter Convoys, Tyrannical Vaccination programs before them, the people of the internet are fucking nuts, outraged, crying, even in other countries where none of this shit fucking matters….

Heather Graham does’t need to worry about Roe v. Wade, her internal organs are at the age where they self abort, or don’t even get knocked up, menopause..

As a celebrity in the scene, she’ll probably have to push the satanic agenda of killing babies, but as a person, it doesn’t phase her…so she can focus on rotting as slowly as possible with those big tits in a bikini for the social media feeds they use to manipulate the minds of the masses…

I’ve been into Heather Graham and her nudity since she came out of the gate, so I’m not about to give up on her now, I’m a lifer….and a pro-lifer..but that’s unrelated to looking at her tits.

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2022

25

Apr

Heather Graham Bikini Tits of the Day

We’ve been collectively wanting to titty fuck Heather Graham, who must be in her 60s by now, but thanks to filters and internet lies, still looks great enough to me, but we’ve been collectively wanting to titty fuck Heather Graham since at least Boogie Nights, and some of you may have known of her before that movie, where you obviously knew she had great tits, so you’ve been into titty fucking her longer….IF ONLY OUR DICKS WERE BIG ENOUGH for a titty fuck, rather than just a weird dick smear….but that’s another story on micro penis, we’re here for the celebrity bikini pics for attention despite being a celebrity….so shameless, even pathetic, imagine a multi millionaire acting like a tiktok slut to get seen, while pushing 100 years old, pretty pathetic really…

Heather Graham was once a celebrity that paparazzi climbed fences, hid under dumpsters filled with raw sewage, just to get a pic of her in a bikini, yet here she is just handing them out for free, like a flyer kid outside the night club, but the internet version of “LOOK AT ME’….

Celebrities ruined Celebrity, by being money grubbers who make all their decisions on how much money they can make out of things….and that’s real fucking sad because money tends to support or encourage the WORST shit, not the meaningful shit, but these rich fucks don’t know that, since money is their core interest and need, but the artistry that no longer exists, since all decisions are money oriented and it’s at the point of imploding.

Yes, I look at hot bikini pics of old lady Heather Graham in a bikini and get mad at celebrity for being thirsty attention seeking cunts….

It’s a problem and it doesn’t mean I hate the bikini pics….she’s hot, I’ve wanted to titty fuck her since the 90s…she’s just lame as shit, but can’t help it, she’s surrounded by trash in a garbage industry that’s dying…you cant blame her, she’s an actor, a body, doing what she’s told.

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2022

06

Jan

Heather Graham Bikini Tits of the Day

There was a time when I thought, probably along with the rest of the world, that Heather Graham was the hottest shit Hollywood had to offer…from Roller Girl to Austin Powers and the Hangover and I guess whatever else in between, she had tits worth lookin’ at…

She’s old now, less exciting now. probably filtered or filled as these girls do, but she’s still got the tits and you know what…good tits may not defy the aging process, or what I like to call PUSSY ROT…or medically PUSSY NECROSIS…google it….it coul turn you gayer than you are…cum eater…we don’t buy your “trying to get my zinc back into my system after I bust in my hand story”….like I don’t buy the piss drinkers trying to drink their nutrients back into themselves…ya’ll are just weird…but then again I’m the one posting 50 year olds in bikinis thinking it’s hot….

You know, there was a time when I’d buy 50+ magazines for friends on their birthday as a FUCK you…because it was gross…YET here we are…50+ porn the website version…NEVER my dream…but fuck it…who needs dreams…

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2021

13

Dec

Heather Graham Tit of the Day

I don’t know why Heather Graham is getting fucked by UK Prime Minister and Demon Boris…unless that is Owen Wilson….but I do know that the epic tits have been released even in their old age in whatever the fuck this is…because Heather Graham, who has had a pretty substantial career with her tits, should still be reduced to her big ol’ tits….meaning it’d be a crime for her to not pull them out at any fucking age…I’m talking 30 years from now when she plays a dying granny in a Christmas movie for whateveer version of HALLMARK they have in their dystopian metaverse pod they are creating to imprison you…I WANT THERE to be an ALZHEIMERS moment of her trying to breast feed the orderly like he was her baby all those years ago…you know keep the tits working, they’re great tits, and deserve the paychecks.

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2021

07

Apr

Heather Graham Kinda Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Hot Bikini

Heather Graham has her titties in a bikini the way an old lady with big titties should have her tities out in a bikini…busting out of a dress…we don’t need to see the rest of her, we’ve seen Boogie Nights or at least that scene from Boogie Nights and it’s been a great ride since those magical days with Heather Graham’s big titties…it was a simpler time, a better time and a reminder that film is forever, while the female form is not…and I guess you could argue that either is the male form…but old dudes aren’t out there taking topless pics for attention, or for their followers, unless it’s a comedic stunt….not to mention if you’re rich enough, old dudes can never be too old, young mooch sluts will always come or pretend to come while grinding up on them in exchange for designer purses….

It’s really not a sexist thing, because the truth is old ladies and their old lady bodies that may not look as good as they did when they were immortalized on celluloid….still get fucked cuz dudes are perverts and will fuck anything…

So it’s not really a dis against women, there are orderlies in old folks home fully sticking their dick in their residents..if there’s a pussy it’s never too old for someone….

It’s just to say if you’re old, keep your dress on and squeeze those tits in a push-up bra…it’s a better overall impactful shameless attention seeking selfie…

I guess this post has just been debunked because she posted a body pic…at 51…

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2021

11

Jan

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

Heather Graham is not dead yet…she’s still alive and doing her best to remind people she’s alive.

I am sure Heather Graham is a celebrity I’ve jacked off to. I typically hate celebrities for being overrated, especially in this era of hotter chicks finding followers and relevance, forcing the celebs, like Heather Graham to take a stab at that whole instagram thing…pretty pathetic, but they all chase relevance..

But yeah, I’d be surprised if I never jacked off to Heather Graham, it’s been a long fucking time since she first hit the scene and Boogie Nights was a life changing experience in the 90s….she was really hot at the time….had big tits and a hot 70s bush…wore roller skates….I mean she was introduced to us properly…

I guess she was hot in other movies she’s been in…just one of those celebs who has been jacked off to a lot by a lot of people….

She’s in her 50s now, so a little less exciting, but from this bikini pic as she struggles with COVID knowing she’s approaching the at risk age group, she still looks good…Maybe the lack of estrogen and higher testosterone that happens with menopause, or maybe it’s her WILL to live and not be forgotten as some old bitch, even though she’s made her money, there is always more money to be made.

What I am getting at, is at risk of being called a racist, I’d take this 50 year old over J.Lo any fucking day…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

HOWEVER, I am also buying into the LIE, because I want to believe the lie, since I am sure this is photoshopped…and any 50 year old can be made to look good when her bikini pics are shot 3 miles away!

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2020

10

Aug

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

Heather Graham posted up a bikini pic because she’s got great tits that have been very kind to her over the years, in part because they haven’t got cancer yet and killed her, but also because she got some pretty amazing movie parts because of the tits, from Boogie Nights, which is really what put her on the map….and I guess Austin Powers which I only saw once back when it was a thing….and left it at that…because it annoyed me then and I am sure I’d fucking hate it now…but Heather Graham is amazing even in her old age.

Coincidentally, my friend Steve sent me the Heather Graham origin story this weekend, which was basically that her dad was an FBI agent, her mom a school teacher and Children’s book author, and by 9 they ended up in California.

So dropped out of college to pursue acting full time and in 1988 she was in Corey Haim (RIP)/ Corey Feldman – License to Drive, a movie I last saw in 1988 and didn’t realize she was the “babe” in it until today…I’m not a very good celebrity blogger because I really don’t care…

The interesting part of this is that her strict parents forbade her to accept a role in the black comedy Heathers which had an expletive-rich script….and which became Heathers….an iconic and still referenced movie even on TikTok today….good job FBI AGENT narc dad….who if he’s still alive and he may be even though she’s so fucking old…could probably come after me in ways I’d rather avoid…because unlike the TikTok generation, I am not into this whole internet privacy / tracking situaton, so we’ll just leave it at that…

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2020

06

Jan

Heather Graham’s GUNT is in a Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham posted a picture of her gunt hanging out over her bikini, in what I would call “empowering” even though I hate that shit, but at least she’s not editing herself down like all the other sluts on instagram who downloaded their free and easy to use photoshop app.

I have always loved Heather Graham’s tits. She was great in Boogie Nights and I can’t think of anything she’s had her tits out in that I didn’t like. So I support her being as real as a celebrity can be by saying “fuck it, I’m an old bitch, I have big tits, and this is what bodies do when they sit.

Most girls wouldn’t be caught dead in a seated bikini pose, brave moves from a brave woman who is at the state of life / menopause where the majority of women her age are fucking gross. Plus she’s got that pile of money and that feedback from fans everywhere saying how bad they want to fuck her for the last 2 decades that maybe being “gross” is a way to get some damn peace and quiet…not that any bikini pic has ever generated peace and quiet for anyone on social media…that’s where the fucking vultures live..

All this to say I hate old chicks and I hate fat chicks, but I like Heather Graham and that overrides that hate…there are levels to this shit….and in her defense pretty much all stomachs look like this in that pose.

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