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2019

18

Dec

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

Heather Graham lookin’ good…

I guess I approach Heather Graham like ya’ll approach Kate Beckinsale, because I never watched Kate Beckinsale’s early work and she’s just always been the hot bodied mother to me, that I had no real interest in ever…

While Heather Graham was Roller Girl…I mean…ICONIC…with her merkin and awesome tits in a movie that I remember thinking was great at the time….only to propel her into countless movies where she’s shown her tits..so I guess she’s just given us a lot more to work with than Beckinsale…so if we are going to focus on any menopausal near 50 year old celebrity woman smut…we should give it to Heather Graham since she’s been in more relevant shit, and is a far bigger star, than those other 50 year olds…

So posting that bikini smut like she’s some kind of influencers since all celebs are becoming influencers….works for me, even though at my core I think women should tap out at 28.

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2019

21

Jun

Heather Graham in a Bikini of the Day

I think we can all agree that Heather Graham, despite being in her 60s, looks alright in her bikini…but she’s definitely no Roller Girl that she once was when launching her career…rocking that bush and big titties in her pre-60s and that concludes my opinion of Heather Graham and my appreciation for old bitches posting bikini pics because it’s the internet way…and is entertaining….but far better when they look like Heather Graham…than typical 60 year olds whoring on the ‘gram…

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2019

09

May

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

Heather Graham may be old but that doesn’t mean that they can’t still exploit her for her big old titties…and by they I mean…her…

These are titties that put her on the map when she was in her 30s…20 yearrs ago and that she is still known and loved for…

I remember her as Roller Girl…and I remember thinking she was the hottest tits in hollywood, mainly because she consistently brought out the tits, but also because her tits were awesome.

She must be in her 50s at this point, still looking good to me….unlike most moms in bikinis in their 50s….which I guess is still hot, a fetish maybe, when it’s able to maintain some level of the body they once had…even if it’s a little differently shaped…maybe saggier / less firm – it’s far better than all these young fat girls who think fat is hot…


Heather Graham Bikini

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2018

20

Dec

Heather Graham Just Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

Heather Graham just posted this doughy looking bikini pic from earlier in the year, a little TBT, showcasing her big tits, cuz she’s roller girl, and her big stomach cuz she’s in her 40s, but still roller girl….and I am a fan of her and her lack of fitness decision making….you know looking her age but still shameless with the tits she knows are great tits the way a girl should be…

I guess she’s feeling down and out, maybe a little insecure, who knows….thirsty for likes and follows…some press…some attention cuz all women are the same…eager to get jerked off to at any age….and when they feel down and out…this is how the behave to fill their emptiness…it’s a good problem to have as a spectator of all women..

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2018

13

Aug

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini in a Hammock 1

Heather Graham, like Halle Berry before her, would have been an interesting personality to see if she came up, while dudes were cumming on her, early in her career, on social media….because she has professionally been naked or half naked as often as possible or as often as necessary which has allowed for her to exist…all big titty and the jerk off material needed in movies to keep said movies interesting….who you know had these epic tits that she knew at a young age would get her famous if she fucked the right producer or actor rather than do porn or strip locally….

But if it happened in this era, she’d be competing with all the other tits to be seen and jerked off to, not just the ones that the producers selected for us to see, in democratic tit selection….

Because at 40 something and rich and famous, she’s already getting half naked on her feed….imagine if she was just trying to get seen, noticed, and known….there’d be hotel shower pics of her asshole…I believe it.

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2018

02

May

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Tits in a Bikini

Heather Graham, like all the Celebs in their 40s from the 90s, is making a move to social media because they understand that people are voyeurs and part of being a public figure is letting your fans into your actual life, your actual personality, making a reality show of yourself, that you curate on your feed.

There’s no more of this “too cool, too rich, too exclusive, to A-List” to fuck with you…it’s more “look at me, please look at me, I know you look at other people but look at me too”…

They have easier time getting that followers up…because they are famous…but still have to do clickbait half naked shit to really make noise and compete with the relevant social media people…scrambling old people figuring out this technology thing…always funny…because they know they need it…

Here’s some HG Bikini action…

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2018

07

Feb

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham tits in a green Bikini

Heather Graham is 100 fucking years old…but will always be the bush on Roller Girl to me…and really the tits in every big movie she did back when she was relevant – and she was very fucking relevant – these tits were EVERYWHERE..

I guess she’s trying to do a comeback, or market herself, the best way to market yourself, maybe she’s back on TV or trying to get back on TV, I cannot be too sure, I am not IMDB…and if I am it’s for the tits, documenting the tits, cuz I like tits…

And tits, are the best way to get attention, other than complaining about being raped by producers to get your millionaire life…like an unappreciative whore, and these women are for the most part whores…

It’s the bases if their existence and for that – I will celebrate these bikini pics

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2017

16

Nov

Heather Graham in a Bikini Still of the Day

Heather Graham in a Bikini

Heather Graham is 100 fucking years old…and for some reason / a reason I call trying to stay relevant or get cast on TV shows because everything is based on your social media following – coupled with how loud you are about being groped or molested by producers when you were coming up from a nobody to be the fit, nice bush wearing, big titty porn chick in Boogie Nights…a job that carried her to now….the bikini selfie machine…and I guess we should all take it in, why not encourage all the old moms in the world to post bikini selfies, it’s their right, feminism, empowering, reclaiming their sex appeal, in a world when there should be an age limit on bikini sales…at 33 you are banned…even if you look good…it averages out as better for humanity…we’re perverts but not that perverted….

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2017

09

Nov

Heather Graham Bikini Coconuts of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini Coconuts

Heather Graham is old…she’s rocking some coconuts…which is literal, not reference to her tits, I’m autistic like that…even though she’s in a bikini and you can assume there are tits involved in this outfit…and she’s known for her tits.

She’s skinny, she’s looking good, she probably thinks she’s important….and she is because that roller girl was a hot thing to me back when it happened in 1999 in Boogie Nights, one of Mark Whalberg’s best movies that I am amazed he thinks was his worst after all the shit he’s done…

Sure the tits, and amazing bush was close to 20 years ago…but she’s managed to survive, maintain, I mean as much as you can, she’s only human I assume…

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2017

09

Aug

Heather Graham’s Creeping Me Out of the Day

Heather Graham who was once ROLLER GIRL..in BOOGIE NIGHTS…a big deal, all big breasted, thick bushed, and amazing…celebrated as one of the hottest actresses out there with a legendary body…

Well, now she is she’s old, looking like some kind of socially awkward virgin cat lady cashier from the drug store…or some kind of clerk who doesn’t deal with people…but is knee deep in spreadsheets everyday before going home alone to masturbate to weird porn and eat ice cream out of the tub before trying to find a husband on various dating apps….but still busty…because sometimes…when you take the unattractive and set it next to tits…you can power through it..

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