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2014

01

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Titty Grab for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this picture of herself Topless on Instagram…being felt up by some dude. I think this probably breaches on the terms and conditions of Instagram because the seconds you have a dude grabbing your bare tit, you’re walking that thin line of pornogrpahy..I mean it’s one dick pulled out and being jerked off to make it official..

I mean, I don’t think grabbing a bare tit for the internet is that big of a deal, I don’t’ find it hot and really for things to be pornographic in this sexed up world…they have to be real fucking hardcore…but I like the fact that she gets away with this and the rest of the instagram users don’t…because social media is a scam and they all have us brainwashed to be controlled by them…and they use people like Heidi Klum to help them…

I am sure if you really analyzed social media..it’d be far scarier than anything else you do in a day…even scarier than the unprotected sex you have with girls you meet off social media.

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2014

03

Jun

Heidi Klum Implied Nudity with a Purse of the Day

Heidi Klum decided to model nude with some expensive bag because she likes to come out of the woodwork, even though she’s 100 fucking years old, since it is good for her ego and for her to feel relevant…and I would be okay with that if her implied nudity was more spread eagled nudity as most girls tend to not give a fuck about their naked asses being out there when they hit a certain age, because they’ve pretty much given up on dignity and realize that naked or not, no one actually cares, but I guess in Heidi Klum’s case, it’s best to keep that vagina under wraps. She’s had countless children, but more importantly is German, an Aryan, and was fucking Seal a Black guy with scarred up face, not necessarily the kind of guy any one would fuck, even if he was the sweetest man or greatest singer around, but rather because he’s got a massive fucking penis and man-handles her like he was the farm hand…on the family farm…back during Nazi germany…

All this to say, the bag is in a good spot, because shit has gone into and out of that vagina, that would probably make it best kept secret- especially at 50 fucking years old…

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2014

06

May

Heidi Klum vs a Popsicle of the Day

Heidi Klum is doing the whole popsicle sucking thing that you’d expect a Lolita style seductress to do at the hotel pool for some traveling salesmen sitting next to her, intentionally to piss of her dad, get a reaction, and because at 18 a bitch likes the power she has when she figures out how easy it is to seduce men…only Heidi Klum is 100 years old, making it hardly very erotic, especially when she posts it to her instagram in a “HEY LOOK AT ME I SUCK POPSICLES IN BIKINIS – LOOK AT ME – I STILL GOT IT – EVEN AFTER SEAL DESTROYED MY VAGINA WITH HIS MASSIVE PENIS AND A DOZEN BABIES THAT’S WHY I WEAR A SKIRT INSTEAD OF BIKINI BOTTOMS”…because sure she’s hot for 100 years old, but if I want to jerk off to her, I’ll just google her old stuff….not that I’d ever jerk off to her, there’s too much fresh vagina out there, ready to suck popsicles for instagram who I would rather see.

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2014

16

Apr

Heidi Klum Old and Toplessness of the Day

Her name is Heidi Klum. She is a german domintatrix who you may remember from being a Victoria’s Secret model, but I am more familiar with her work as the wife of Seal Scarface, who was violated by his massive jungle cock enough times to make an army of kids …in what you would expect leave her 50 year old body more damaged than she is in these a href=”http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=68177″ target=”_blank”>topless bikini pics circulating the internet…that I am not allowed to post, which is probably a good thing, since they are pretty shitty…but at least she’s not fat..even thought her vagina has a healthy appetite for black cock…even if she’s not with a black guy now, but as a model, she’s probably with a billionaire, these things happen…even though he could afford a better, younger model…I guess she’s still Klum..

But I can link them…TO SEE THE REST OF THE TOPLESS PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

25

Mar

Heidi Klum in More Bikini Pics of the Day

I assume these are some of the pictures of Heidi Klum from yesterday where her nipple popped out of her bikini top while swimming with her army of black babies, who statistically, thanks to her divorce from Seal would probably make you think they’ll end up criminals, without factoring that each of them are worth more than an African village and combined, more than an African country…not that that matters…what matters is that after having 50 kids with a man who slaughtered her with his huge penis…she’s still pretty intact even at 50 and that blows my fucking mind enough to just stare…and that’s what I am going to do.

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2014

24

Mar

Heidi Klum is Old and Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Heidi Klum was in the Ocean with one of her 30 kids she had with Seal in their 5 years of a lot of twisted german shit filled bondage sex…and at 50 or whatever age she is…she looks fucking amazing…

I have no choice but to think this is a product of hilter’s Nazi regime science experiments that involved creating the master human…because she just doesn’t make fucking sense…

Normally, I only want to fuck over 50 year olds because I’m changing their diapers at the home and I’m wrist deep in them…but this grandma’s got it going on…and I’d eat her baking everyday…even if that cookie’s been tainted and burnt thanks to blackness….

To See Her Nipples That Fell Out of Her Bikini While Herding her African Safari CLICK HERE

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2014

06

Mar

Heidi Klum’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here’s a little Heidi Klum old skinny ass in jeans, an ass that has seen some shit both literally and figuratively, because she is german and that is what German’s are all about, feces….

When looking at this ass in jeans I am amazed that she’s had a dozen kids, more importantly, with a big black man, because skinny ass seems to be so anti black dude, but I guess when you factor in her german slave fetishes, she makes for a good time, that a skinny ass doesn’t really matter, especially when at the time she was the biggest model in the industry, making destroying her skinny well paid ass more exciting, but not exciting enough to make the marriage last…

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2014

07

Feb

Heidi Klum is in Women’s Health of the Day

Whenever I see Heidi Klum…all I think is how Seal and his scabby scarred face…probably destroyed her genitals with his massive African cock as they lived out some kind of German Aryan race fetish that involved a lot of rape fantasy and feces…because she’s fucking german..

I guess I also think about how old she is…even when she’s in GIF for some Women’s Health magazine..where I am sure she doesn’t talk about how eating “negro feces”…while getting pregnant with dozens of his babies…is the elixir of a long healthy life…

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2013

01

Nov

Heidi Klum Didn’t Wear a Costume this Year of the Day

I guess when you’re an old, tired, ex-model, German with an image to maintain, you spend hours of your life trying to hide the fact that you are old as fuck, but one day a year, you can get out of your mask, and let your natural self make an appearance, because everyone will just assume it’s a costume…even when it’s just real life…

Here’s Heidi Klum this Halloween….looking how she looks every morning…

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