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2023

23

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Old Ass Dancing of the Day

Heidi Klum is out here showing off her German Eugenics program body, that I don’t really even like hyping up because she is old as shit and really the idea of her still being hot with her dried up old lady vagina is an insult to eugenics….

She is with her German Short Haired Pointer….and she is doing a dance in her skimpy bikini that is not age appropriate, but that I guess works for her because she’s not fat.

It just really puts other 50+ women, which was at one time a fetish category in porn, on the line, because why are they grey pubic haired, wringled, and pissing themselves from their menopause or hysterectomy, while Heidi’s not rotting out nearly as hard….is it because she’s superficial, vain and rich enough to maintain the lie…because ultimately, these bikini bottoms should be stylized adult diapers are her age….Diapers we’d probably boil to drink the piss out of…

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2023

01

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Stupid Peacock Costume of the Day ]

Every year, the internet awaits Heidi Klum’s big costume reveal, because she does these elaborate costumes.

It’s her 22nd year of doing these parties and this year the old hag who I would have rather not done a post on, since Leni was the Highlight of the night, decided to go as a Peacock….since she loves cock…just usually SEAL COCK not PEA COCK…you know the kind that can split her 6 foot tall frame in have and that she can taste in her throat when it’s in her twat….giving her GERD.

The new husband went as the egg, the hired dancers went as her peacock tail, the whole thing probably cost over 100k, but she’s rich and it’s a write off so whatever, good marketing, likely paid for by Amazon, the booze sponsor and Cirque du Soleil who made up the dancers.

The internet isn’t happy. They think she could have done better. Demanding spoiled lazy cunts that they are.

Sure, social media are now filled with angry haters who just are so desensitized as they sit in their ghetto thrones wanting these influencers and celebs to dance for them like the monkeys they are, while they make the millions of dollars off us, because we’re too lazy to not watch them.

I am not the only hater around…they’re even angrier than I was at my worst…

I’d just be more impressed if her labia was exposed, that’s some real NECROSIS ZOMBIE SHIT RIGHT THERE, why keep it covered up.

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2023

18

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Tanning of the Day

In barely important news, the sex worker who doesn’t know she is a sex worker, because she was endorsed by a high volume mall underwear company, making her think she was special, legitimate, and a natural talent with all the sex she had with important people who advanced her career…Heidi Klum, a German favorite, despite the whole history of Nazism, which is potentially the reason her tits still look this good at her old as fuck mom of many run through by all kinds of dick, assuming they are real..EUGENICS….

So while thinking she’s so clever, funny, compelling, talented, as a set of tits and as a TV HOST or TV producer, since she even has some shows under her thong strap….she’s also realized that as an old, menopausal, titty model, it’d make sense to bust out the tits the European way for the paparazzi, because it will generate some attention, turn her on and show off that her tits are defying the laws of aging….which is weird but not werid enough to not stare at them….like the blessing they are…

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2023

26

May

Heidi Klum Nip Slip of the Day

FLASHABACK FRIDAY

Do you remember when HEIDI KLUM’s big EUGENICS granny tits were falling out of her slutty dress in CANNES from yesterday….

THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS weren’t there…

So why not do a FLASHBACK FRIDAY inspired by the GOOD OLD DAYS of Heidi Klum’s nipple slip in Cannes yesterday….

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2023

25

May

Heidi Klum’s Nipple Flash of the Day

Heidi Klum may be looking a little mangled in the face, she’s old as shit at this point and the fact that she’s still something probably has a lot to do with her tits, which are spilling out of her slutty old lady dress that you probably wouldn’t see at the old folks home, but if it did, there’d be a hell of a lot more old lady rapes at the old folks home being reported, not because they were asking for it based on their outfit choice, but because their outfit choices trigger animalistic instincts….even when dried up and menopausal…we’re men and can’t be expected to control ourselves…

She’s at CANNES because she’s rich and prestigious, she didn’t bring her hot busty eugenics daughter out with the awesome tits from what I’m seeing here, so we’ll stare at the mom tits in the meantime.

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2023

02

May

Leni and Heidi Klum Lingerie of the Day

I assume these are some new or re-released pics from Leni Klum’s big debut as a big breasted young model with a famous mom for a model, which taps into a lot of perverted fantasies that I wouldn’t be surprised Heidi Klum is well aware of since she comes from an era of girls having to suck dick to get ahead, unless they were planted there to push agendas, which probably meant they had to suck dick to get ahead also, because ultimately, success comes with making dudes come…it’s basic science…even if you were created in a Nazi Germany Eugenics lab for this purpose….

The point is, people are pretty excited by the little Leni with the big tits who I guess is like 18 or 19 now, which is why she’s been stripped down with her mother’s approval, hell the mom’s in the pics with her, knowing being masturbation fodder for the masses is a lucrative career path…I mean look where it brought Heidi, why wouldn’t she want the same opportunities to her trust fund baby who doesn’t need the money to do life better or with more purpose, rather than just collecting an allowance!

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2022

22

Nov

Heidi Klum Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s an old ass that belongs to Heidi Klum, who I assume is in her 50s by now, since she’s got a 18 or 19 year old big titty midget daughter with one of the men who has RAN THROUGH her and added to her body count that we will assume is as substantial as she is because that’s how you get ahead the traditional way, which Heidi Klum is old enough to be the type of pussy who had to get ahead the traditional way…..you know, since she’s old.

That is unless she was made in a lab through a Nazi Regime Eugenic program that never got shut down, but that went underground because the world is fucking corrupt and who know what is real and what isn’t, at least when it comes to governing us simple minds.

If I was to write a Sci/Fi movie, assuming I knew how to write, which clearly I don’t….all the pop culture icons the masses jerk off to would be sex robots, clones, made in a lab and conditioned so that you can control them, what they say, what they do, and all taht.

So it is possible, especially since she doesn’t rot TOO hard that there’s a bigger story here….however the ass is sagging, the ass is rotting, but maybe it will get you in the mood to jerk off to your 50 year old wife this Thanksgiving, or your dad’s 50 year old wife, you know A 50 year old…whoever and however she may have got to the family house for the holiday….it likely won’t be as good as this one, but that’s not saying much since this one’s not that good, but it does love attention.

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2022

12

Oct

Heidi Klum and her Daughter Leni in Lingerie Together of the Day

This is not the first time a member of the world elite, exploits their daughter to cash in on the tits that I guess crawled out of her cunt like it was Seal’s fist in one of their German domintrix SCAT sex party, but it is possible that it is one of the better times someone as high profile as Heidi Klum, who you know is bought and owned based on the fact that she’s on TV alone, they don’t let rogue people host talent shows, they need people they can control, and thanks to her Nazi Eugenics that made her into the ultimate giant model beta kitten, she’s just programmed to look good and be fun…

Anyway, her daughter that she had before Seal or the tween rocker she is currently married and perverted with has some rocking fucking titties thanks to her Italian rich scamming biological dad, and it’d be a real waste of Heidi didn’t strip her down and bring her midget body to the top of the food chain where it belongs, and doing it as a mother / daughter fetish series is a solid approach to anyone out there who has wanted to fuck a mom and daughter together, or apart, it’s not too late for Heidi, it’s getting there, it’s almost there, but her daughter’s monster tits are a solid passing of the torch…..

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2022

10

Jun

Heidi Klum Spread of the Day

Here’s some Heidi Klum not really looking like Heidi Klum from this angle, but she’s clearly still a product of eugenics, some good old fashioned 1940s Aryan breeding in her mother country, because why let people breed ugly troll children, when you can alter that like a horse breeder, dog breeder, or psychopathic scientist…

I did see pics of her daughter recently, but not sure if she’s even 18 yet, but based on the pics I saw, she’s got some big titties, and we’re soon ready to transition from this old broad to focus on the next generation, and really Klum, who isn’t giving up too quickly, who posts thirst traps on the regular, who still thinks she’s a 19 year old lingerie model in lingerie….because she looks better than girls her age, but is still her age.

I will say that from this angle, fromt he tits down, her midsection looks wierd and sloppy, so the ROT is happening, sh’s just trying to troll us.

Still Heidi Klum, the model who is still everywhere…and part of the mainstream American culture despite being from a family that statistically most likely nazi, but we don’t need to go into all that, we can just appreciate her pulling off the BLANCHE…

In the event you don’t know the reference, there’s an episode of Golden Girls where Blanche Realizes when she’s on top, she looks like an old bitch with her skin hanging off her face, but laying on her back, the bedroom face lift….an when you’re old as shit…but still a trained model who like being half naked in photos, your job is to know your angles.



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2022

16

May

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

Heidi Klum, who I like to pretend is a product of Eugenics, which I guess you could argue most people are, since the parents, for the most part, choose the partner they have the kid with, even if it’s a cum inside them on a one nigh stand situation, you roll that dice because you think “whatever”, at least until you cum, then about 1 minute after cumming, you have a panic attack with a “WHAT DID I JUST DO”…..”GET ME OUT OF HERE”…..”I HOPE SHE DOESN’T KNOW MY NAME AND NUMBER”….

I don’t mean that kind of Eugenics. I mean Nazi Germany, human experiments, breeding or genetic modification to get the ultimate in woamn…and from their Aryan perspective, the tall, blonde, busty model sort of fits the fucking part.

I don’t know if she was made in a lab, or if she was just a fluke, but she’s making the right moves to keep herself looking hot, even after dozens of fucking kids.

She’s old as shit but still skinny with tits, and that’s an accomplishment that I definitely think some weir ass science was involved in….vanity can only go so far….when women rot…

If you don’t believe me, believe this MEME.

Now Heidi and her Horny Heidi Groupie husband being horny….we get it, ya’ll fuck like she’s not dried up….cuz she looks like she’s not dried up and they’ve got lube if she is dried up….unless they programmed that into her Eugenics program “WET PUSSY INTO OLD AGE”….because I know you would, you mad pervert scientist, you.

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