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2013

20

Feb

Heidi Klum for Interview Germany of the Day

Old timer Heidi Klum is in Interview Germany where I doubt they ask her about her German Scat fetishes and BDSM basement where Seal violated her enough times to get her pregnant enough times….you know shredding her big german frame…in the most pragmatic of ways…cuz that’s how German Engineering works….but unfortunately, like an old Volkswagen, she’s still got her charm but bitch barely looks like she’ll make it up that hill….without a wheel falling off or some shit….

You get what I’m saying….but here are the pics anyway.

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2012

19

Dec

Heidi Klum’s Shitty Topless Twitter Pic of the Day


Boring! Heidi Klum cock teases for this bullshit instagram pic she posted of her tanning toples..only partial bikini model titout of her bikini…and I guess we should be thanking her for that…you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe to say, that 40 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore, cuz no Kegel is strong enough to tighting that slop hole up, but like any girl posting suggestive pics to the internet, part me has got to endorse her efforts…..as much as I fear getting lost in her battered womb….

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2012

28

Aug

Heidi Klum Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Most guys hate knowing a girl banged a black guy….possibly cuz they are racist…or maybe cuz they fear competiting with their athleticism and rumored huge penis….because I have never met a white guy…not even a wigger who was proud knowing his bitch had gone black at one point in her life…but I’m not like most guys…I love it…cuz I know that the girl in question is a dirty little slut…who likes to get fucked hard…and who gives into her animal instinct and carnal desire…and that makes for good times…even if my penis doesn’t touch the walls of her vagina…cuz shit’s been so ravaged….Heidi Klum is one of those naughty girls and she still looks great in a bikini…

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2012

21

Aug

Heidi Klum Old Lady Bikini Pic for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum may be old. Her vagina may be destroyed by building out an army of half breed babies. Her dignity may be violated thanks to Seal’s scarred face ravaging her cunt in some tribal way before taking her with his 12 inches of Africa….you know cuz her sex life was set up like some kind of African Tribe on White Tourist horror movie women everywhere masturbate to cuz they are perverts and secretly want to be taken and violated by a big man with an angelic voice too….but I will still look at her in her bikini….

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2012

09

Jul

Heidi Klum Hot Bikini Twitter Pic of the Day

Heidi Klum looks so good from this angle, it is almost like she never let a black monster ravage her cunt until it shat out 4-8 kids…

Maybe she’s on the Secret Internet Fatty (SIF) kick, and just knows the right angles to snap pics of herself so that she doesn’t look like a fucking slob in her 40s…

But then again she’s Heidi Klum and has a bit of a responsibilty to herself, her brand, her career to put some effort into maintaining her body as best she can, cuz that’d be like a doctor with no medical degree….putting the same hustle as my internet girlfriend Alisa…….

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2012

18

Jun

Shitty Heidi Klum Upskirt from Project Runway 10th Anniversary of the Day


If it is not spread eagled and if I can’t see labia, it’s not a fucking upskirt to me….but people are talking about it and I wouldn’t be holding up the fucking fort that is DrunkenStepfather.com, if I didn’t pull these pictures up for you to sit an analyze whether she’s wearing fucking panties or not…..without using common sense and google to find picture of her modeling nude before she decided to marry that huge black guy wih an arm sized penis…who she had constant sex with as he sang love songs to her….cuz you know a scarred up face like his only gets pussy for one reason…and that reason is huge cock….that destroys pussy….and her pussy is German and German pussy likes being violated and abused….there is a reason they produce german scat films…..and her pussy has a dozen kids….so maybe it is best her upskirt involves crossed fucking legs….old, lack of elasticity, mangled messses are no fun to look at….at least not if you are normal like me….


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2012

16

Apr

Leslie Bibb, Maria Menounos, Heidi Klum and Morena Baccarlin Nude for Alure May of the Day

Allure Magazine got a few people who I guess are famous…but I am too lazy to find out who half of them are, stripped them down and made them strategically nude, even though strategic nudity is not naked at all, like that girl I was fucking for a few months who never let me see her pussy, she managed to hide it, even when I was eating it out, in some kind of mystical shit that made me wonder if I was banging a fucking tranny, and that strategic positioning was so I couldn’t see the sex change scars….who fucking knows or cares, the pics are dull…and I shouldn’t be posting them….but I am anyway….cuz it distracts me from my real life responsibilities of being an unemployed man.

Here’s Heidi Klum’s Video…..if you care….

Here are more HEIDI KLUM IN THE REST OF HER PHOTOSHOOT …if you care….

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2012

27

Feb

Heidi Klum and Bar Refaeli Fantasy Picture 10 Years Too Late of the Day

I think I overshot my excitement on this picture of Bar Refaeli and Heidi Klum a couple of ex- Victoria’s Secret pussy in dresses, sticking tongues out, grabbing asses…..by giving them a post….because I realize they’re not naked…but more importantly they are old, washed up, and this site is supposed to be about new pussy breaking down doors crying for attention through nudity so people notice them and not old and established pussy fully clothed….

If it is not crying for attention for people to notice them…I don’t wanna know about them…but I did it….so it’s too late now…I’m gonna run with it….

Maybe the story in this is the Jew and the Nazi unite…..despite how one’s grandparents gassed the other’s grandparents….in a forgive and forget…we’re both models…and that’s our bond…..

But it’d be a better story if this ended in German scat…and who knows…maybe it did….back in the hotel room….when the cameras were off and the plastic sheets were sprawled out…


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2012

27

Jan

Heidi Klum in March 2012 InStyle UK of the Day

These are rumored to be some no make-up, pre-divorce from the scarred up big penis black man SEAL she has been raising and developing her own tribe with, possibly in efforts to build her own breed of human cuz she’s just that rockin’ genetically……in March 2012 Instyle…and despite being a mom of a dozen in her 40s….she’s still got it going on to me…but then again I just love divorcees…all eager to get fit and fuck as many cocks as possible as dirty as possible to feel alive again….something I love getting in the way of…especially if dude left bitch for a younger woman..shit is on….

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2011

22

Nov

Heidi Klum Christmas Tree Porn for the Holidays of the Day

Here are some pictures of Heidi Klum humping a Christmas tree to get you in the Holiday Spirit, sure, it is far less erotic that seeing her insert candy canes in her twat, or hang Christmas Ornaments off her nipples, or even fucking a mall santa in the backroom of the mall, or even as hot as seeing her in christmas lingerie, or backing cookies for her army of mixed-race kids naked and covered in butter and flower, and it isn’t as erotic as if she was decorating the tree in her bikini or lingerie, or sprawled out in the slow being sodomized by reindeer cock, but it is more erotic that seeing her rubbing her vagina up against Seal’s scar face….and probably less painful…..I don’t know what I’m saying, I just felt like making this about Seal’s scarface because his pussy is Heidi Klum and well mine is obesity….Kissed by a fucking fleshy rose…..

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2011

15

Nov

Heidi Klum Old Model Legs of the Day

This is for my readers who are still in the early 1900s when knees were fucking porno, cuz a bitch was forced to wear dresses to her ankles by law….or maybe it’d be more realistic if I said this is for my muslim readers, cuz a bitch is forced to wear dresses to her ankles or she gets stoned to death by her village….I assume any orthodox religion is equally uptight, where seeing knees is fucking crazy shit that makes a motherfucker go nuts and rape a bitch in repressed sexual angst…but unfortunately for me, I’m far too desensitized and unless she’s spreading her pussy and sticking wine bottles in it, I’m hardly interested…

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2011

15

Sep

Heidi Klum’s Crossed Legs of the Day

Heidi Klum should have practiced this stance when she was in the bedroom, or really any room with Seal, because it would have kept her body in prime condition, instead of her excessive breeding, making an army of her own beige colored babies….I mean that or letting dude cum in her ass, face, anywhere but inside her…unless of course this army of her own beige colored babies was all part of her plan…and not just an accidental product of her creepy German bondage sex acts and pro-life political stance…but baby or not, I’d love to pry these babies apart….and bury myself in it….

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2011

16

Aug

Heidi Klum Melting Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t see why everyone is hating on Heidi Klum, I mean she did marry a black dude and it is kinda black dude hustle to like their women to be sloppy and out of shape…I mean 90 percent of single fat white chicks I know go to resorts in the Caribbean to get fucked twice a year…cuz those dudes will do anything for money…and sex….with a white girl….I mean I couldn’t count how many morbidly obese white chicks I’ve seen in my neighborhood with an athletic looking black dude by her site, smiling like he won the lottery…..

But she’s still Heidi Klum and as much as her hot model body is melting into some sloppy battered mom of 4 mess…she’s still Heidi Klum….and some may be happy she’s not as Topless as She Was Yesterday ….I’ll always prefer a bitch showing nipple…ex model….mom…old and slopppy or not…

On a sidenote….Looks like Seal likes being in her pussy so much that he’s wearing her bikini bottoms….

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2011

15

Aug

Heidi Klum’s Covered Up The Mom Tits of the Day

I figure we’ve seen enough of Heidi Klum’s tit…It’s like “Put some fucking clothes on mom” in a “you’re embarrassing the kids cuz you’re not 20 anymore” and “maybe you should keep your toplessness for yourself and your Seal”….reminding us that when girls are at their best…they are too insecure to get naked in public….pretty much the reason all nude beaches are like a Senior’s social club filled with saggy tits and genitals…my favorite…

That said, I’ve never seen enough of Heidi Klum tits…I just figured she’s important enough to keep track of her bikini top…you know announce when it is on and when it is off…so now it is on. Stay tuned….cuz it may COME OFF AGAIN

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2011

15

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Beach Pictures of the Day

Heidi Klum is so Topless on the beach and I like it….Maybe it has to do with the fact that she was a bikini model who was on display for so long…or maybe it is cuz she’s European…or maybe it’s cuz she’s older and comfortable with her body and doesn’t really care about the on-lookers or the paparazzi seeing her tits…even if they are a little more deflated and motherly than they once were thanks to Seal knocking her up a dozen times…and really who fucking cares…she’s fucking topless on the beach again…cuz just last week, I posted THESE TOPLESS PICS meaning that this is becoming a trend, or habit and shit works for me…

Here are the amazing pics to start the happy week.

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