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2014

24

Mar

Heidi Klum is Old and Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Heidi Klum was in the Ocean with one of her 30 kids she had with Seal in their 5 years of a lot of twisted german shit filled bondage sex…and at 50 or whatever age she is…she looks fucking amazing…

I have no choice but to think this is a product of hilter’s Nazi regime science experiments that involved creating the master human…because she just doesn’t make fucking sense…

Normally, I only want to fuck over 50 year olds because I’m changing their diapers at the home and I’m wrist deep in them…but this grandma’s got it going on…and I’d eat her baking everyday…even if that cookie’s been tainted and burnt thanks to blackness….

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2014

06

Mar

Heidi Klum’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here’s a little Heidi Klum old skinny ass in jeans, an ass that has seen some shit both literally and figuratively, because she is german and that is what German’s are all about, feces….

When looking at this ass in jeans I am amazed that she’s had a dozen kids, more importantly, with a big black man, because skinny ass seems to be so anti black dude, but I guess when you factor in her german slave fetishes, she makes for a good time, that a skinny ass doesn’t really matter, especially when at the time she was the biggest model in the industry, making destroying her skinny well paid ass more exciting, but not exciting enough to make the marriage last…

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2014

07

Feb

Heidi Klum is in Women’s Health of the Day

Whenever I see Heidi Klum…all I think is how Seal and his scabby scarred face…probably destroyed her genitals with his massive African cock as they lived out some kind of German Aryan race fetish that involved a lot of rape fantasy and feces…because she’s fucking german..

I guess I also think about how old she is…even when she’s in GIF for some Women’s Health magazine..where I am sure she doesn’t talk about how eating “negro feces”…while getting pregnant with dozens of his babies…is the elixir of a long healthy life…

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2013

01

Nov

Heidi Klum Didn’t Wear a Costume this Year of the Day

I guess when you’re an old, tired, ex-model, German with an image to maintain, you spend hours of your life trying to hide the fact that you are old as fuck, but one day a year, you can get out of your mask, and let your natural self make an appearance, because everyone will just assume it’s a costume…even when it’s just real life…

Here’s Heidi Klum this Halloween….looking how she looks every morning…

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2013

20

Aug

Heidi Klum Naked on Instagram of the Day

I don’t consider a bitch naked when she’s over 50, has a dozen kids and thus a ravaged vagina, especially when it is strategic naked and I can’t see her fucking asshole, or what I like to call the window to her soul…

Heidi Klum might as well be wearing a fucking snow suit in these pics, but I appreciate the effort in pretending she’s not 100 fucking years old or done, mainly because I still find her hot…even if she’s just a fraction of what she once was…that fraction is still better than the majority of people out there…unless this is an old pic, which it probably is….

All this to say, I’ve overanalyzed this a little too much.

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2013

17

Jul

Heidi Klum Wins at Instagram of the Day


Despite being a German freak who probably likes being shit on, with an army of kids from various fathers, one of whom was rumoured to have a penis the size of a wine bottle, and being in her 40s or 50s or god knows how old but old enough to have been around for almost as long as I can remember, being amazing to look at for as long as I can remember, in a “I bed she was bred in a German Human Testing Facility back in WWII, because there is no way this is real, human, or possible”…and she’s still got it, this time for Instagram where not only does she show us the scientific art that is her body, but also, the art that she’s made on her body, cuz she’s silly like that…a perfect level of silly that I think requires more nipple, but I’ll take what I can get…

Either way, this is some feel good shit…smiles for everyone….

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2013

08

Jul

Heidi Klum Bikinis of the Day


Heidi Klum may be 100 years old and she may have a dozen half black babies and her body may have been ravaged by Seal’s arm sized penis…but she still looks good enough in a bikini for me…which isn’t saying much, I have a bikini fetish and can jerk off to bikinis hanging on a clothes line, it’s a talent…a very weird talent that I thank my delusions and imagination for making possible…but not as much as I thank Heidi Klum for putting that well traveled ass crack on Instagram to show off her sunburn..that’s the kind of light hearted fun that could get a bitch raped…especially when she looks like Heidi Klum, I mean she’s almost begging for someone to shit on her like she was still in Germany…

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2013

31

May

Heidi Klum Attacked by a Naked Protestor of the Day

I don’t care what these girls are protesting, I am going to assume based on their sloppy bodies, that it has something to do with hating skinny girls, because that’s what all the corporations want girls to be protesting, you know feel empowered to bully skinny girls who get paid millions to look good, encouraging other girls to use Rosie or Roseanne as their idols or that new Australian from Pitch Perfect, instead of skinny girls….all to increase sales of fast food, to make the world a lazier place that doesn’t protest, who are addicted to anti-depressants and rely on diabetes medication…health and fitness is the one thing the government and big business doesn’t want.

What it comes down to is that I totally endorse all protests that involve tits…even if I am totally into models and their skinny long bodies.

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2013

16

May

Heidi Klum’s Nipples at Some Event of the Day

Apparently people can see Heidi Klum’s nipples in this picture of her in what is being called a see through dress….all I see is some titties….maybe some underwear holding her broken down uterus in place….a bit of a belly….and some belly button….but more importantly, I see an old tired face a pretty horrible tattoo and someone who is a fraction of what Heidi Klum once was…

Sure she’s still great for a 50 year old mom of 12, but that’s kinda like saying “she’s hot for a fat chick”…or “she’s the richest McDonald’s cashier”….you know being the best at a horrible thing….is still being horrible…


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