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2013

20

Aug

Heidi Klum Naked on Instagram of the Day

I don’t consider a bitch naked when she’s over 50, has a dozen kids and thus a ravaged vagina, especially when it is strategic naked and I can’t see her fucking asshole, or what I like to call the window to her soul…

Heidi Klum might as well be wearing a fucking snow suit in these pics, but I appreciate the effort in pretending she’s not 100 fucking years old or done, mainly because I still find her hot…even if she’s just a fraction of what she once was…that fraction is still better than the majority of people out there…unless this is an old pic, which it probably is….

All this to say, I’ve overanalyzed this a little too much.

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2013

17

Jul

Heidi Klum Wins at Instagram of the Day


Despite being a German freak who probably likes being shit on, with an army of kids from various fathers, one of whom was rumoured to have a penis the size of a wine bottle, and being in her 40s or 50s or god knows how old but old enough to have been around for almost as long as I can remember, being amazing to look at for as long as I can remember, in a “I bed she was bred in a German Human Testing Facility back in WWII, because there is no way this is real, human, or possible”…and she’s still got it, this time for Instagram where not only does she show us the scientific art that is her body, but also, the art that she’s made on her body, cuz she’s silly like that…a perfect level of silly that I think requires more nipple, but I’ll take what I can get…

Either way, this is some feel good shit…smiles for everyone….

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2013

08

Jul

Heidi Klum Bikinis of the Day


Heidi Klum may be 100 years old and she may have a dozen half black babies and her body may have been ravaged by Seal’s arm sized penis…but she still looks good enough in a bikini for me…which isn’t saying much, I have a bikini fetish and can jerk off to bikinis hanging on a clothes line, it’s a talent…a very weird talent that I thank my delusions and imagination for making possible…but not as much as I thank Heidi Klum for putting that well traveled ass crack on Instagram to show off her sunburn..that’s the kind of light hearted fun that could get a bitch raped…especially when she looks like Heidi Klum, I mean she’s almost begging for someone to shit on her like she was still in Germany…

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2013

31

May

Heidi Klum Attacked by a Naked Protestor of the Day

I don’t care what these girls are protesting, I am going to assume based on their sloppy bodies, that it has something to do with hating skinny girls, because that’s what all the corporations want girls to be protesting, you know feel empowered to bully skinny girls who get paid millions to look good, encouraging other girls to use Rosie or Roseanne as their idols or that new Australian from Pitch Perfect, instead of skinny girls….all to increase sales of fast food, to make the world a lazier place that doesn’t protest, who are addicted to anti-depressants and rely on diabetes medication…health and fitness is the one thing the government and big business doesn’t want.

What it comes down to is that I totally endorse all protests that involve tits…even if I am totally into models and their skinny long bodies.

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2013

16

May

Heidi Klum’s Nipples at Some Event of the Day

Apparently people can see Heidi Klum’s nipples in this picture of her in what is being called a see through dress….all I see is some titties….maybe some underwear holding her broken down uterus in place….a bit of a belly….and some belly button….but more importantly, I see an old tired face a pretty horrible tattoo and someone who is a fraction of what Heidi Klum once was…

Sure she’s still great for a 50 year old mom of 12, but that’s kinda like saying “she’s hot for a fat chick”…or “she’s the richest McDonald’s cashier”….you know being the best at a horrible thing….is still being horrible…


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2013

13

May

Heidi Klum Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Heidi Klum doesn’t turn me on because she’s an ex-model, all old and shit. She turns me on because I know the kind of sexual deviant she must be and not just because she’s german and likely into scat, but because she has kids with multiple men, meaning she likes the cum up in her, but one of those men, was a big black guy who had a cock the size of a woman’s forearm, pretty much fisting her everytime they fucked, destroying her tall model pussy, one thrust at a time, and for some reason I can’t explain, that is exciting to me. It’s like watching a girl shove a wine bottle in her ass, it’s just so hardcore that the fact that she does it is amazing….

So old or not, I’ll still stare at her bikini pics…she’s got great tits….that dirty German…

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2013

03

Apr

Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day

There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or crisis, because despite having 12 more kids to replace him, you know that she lined up in the event tragedy struck, like some kind of hoarder, at the expense of her vagina and its tightness, or a good planner…and the paparazzi, responded to the panic by taking as many pics as possible, cuz helping just leads to lawsuits in America, while taking pics leads to making unethical money.

Here’s her nipple, on a breast beat up by breast feeding so many times, like a dog you see at the dog park after one too many litters, and I dig it.


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2013

15

Mar

Heidi Klum VS a Burger of the Day

Heidi Klum is eating a Hamburger…for Carl’s Jr….and it looks like it is going to be a highly erotic experience….partially cuz despite being old and having a battered vagina from dozens of kids and a husband with a cock the size of a child’s forearm….she’s still Heidi Klum…no matter how fucking tired her face is….but also because she’s got awesome tits….but most importanlty…cuz I like watching chicks eat disgusting foods when they aren’t fat…probably as a trade off for being disgusted by fat chicks who eat anything…even celery sticks….cuz food can be erotic…just not when she’s missing toes from Diabetes….

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2013

28

Feb

Heidi Klum Playing with Bikini Models of the Day

It must be hard for Heidi Klum to accept that she’s no longer the prized hen at the fair….but is instead old, tired, a mom of her own army of mixed race kids that were spawned from some creepy German scat fetishes gone wrong….and a few illegitimate encounters for good measure….because as I see her on set of her TV show in Hawaii…she looks sad…that even when throwin’ out her huge, awesome cleavage, no one but the paparazzi were bothering taking pics of her…..I mean sure, she’s making money, but when you have all kinds of money, sometimes all you really want is a photographer to tell you you’re beautiful….or that you still got it….keepin’ busy or not…she’s a fraction of what she was and that’s a fucking downer…but at least there is always new blood, new body, to bring out the old…and bring in the new….like a never ending turnstile of talent I want to have sex with….because I want to have sex with everything vagina…even old, tired, sad Heidi Klum…cuz damn them titties b eHOT LIKE FIRE no matter how old they are….

Here are a couple pics of her on set.

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