Here are some pictures of Heidi Klum humping a Christmas tree to get you in the Holiday Spirit, sure, it is far less erotic that seeing her insert candy canes in her twat, or hang Christmas Ornaments off her nipples, or even fucking a mall santa in the backroom of the mall, or even as hot as seeing her in christmas lingerie, or backing cookies for her army of mixed-race kids naked and covered in butter and flower, and it isn’t as erotic as if she was decorating the tree in her bikini or lingerie, or sprawled out in the slow being sodomized by reindeer cock, but it is more erotic that seeing her rubbing her vagina up against Seal’s scar face….and probably less painful…..I don’t know what I’m saying, I just felt like making this about Seal’s scarface because his pussy is Heidi Klum and well mine is obesity….Kissed by a fucking fleshy rose…..

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This is for my readers who are still in the early 1900s when knees were fucking porno, cuz a bitch was forced to wear dresses to her ankles by law….or maybe it’d be more realistic if I said this is for my muslim readers, cuz a bitch is forced to wear dresses to her ankles or she gets stoned to death by her village….I assume any orthodox religion is equally uptight, where seeing knees is fucking crazy shit that makes a motherfucker go nuts and rape a bitch in repressed sexual angst…but unfortunately for me, I’m far too desensitized and unless she’s spreading her pussy and sticking wine bottles in it, I’m hardly interested…

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Heidi Klum should have practiced this stance when she was in the bedroom, or really any room with Seal, because it would have kept her body in prime condition, instead of her excessive breeding, making an army of her own beige colored babies….I mean that or letting dude cum in her ass, face, anywhere but inside her…unless of course this army of her own beige colored babies was all part of her plan…and not just an accidental product of her creepy German bondage sex acts and pro-life political stance…but baby or not, I’d love to pry these babies apart….and bury myself in it….

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I don’t see why everyone is hating on Heidi Klum, I mean she did marry a black dude and it is kinda black dude hustle to like their women to be sloppy and out of shape…I mean 90 percent of single fat white chicks I know go to resorts in the Caribbean to get fucked twice a year…cuz those dudes will do anything for money…and sex….with a white girl….I mean I couldn’t count how many morbidly obese white chicks I’ve seen in my neighborhood with an athletic looking black dude by her site, smiling like he won the lottery…..

But she’s still Heidi Klum and as much as her hot model body is melting into some sloppy battered mom of 4 mess…she’s still Heidi Klum….and some may be happy she’s not as Topless as She Was Yesterday ….I’ll always prefer a bitch showing nipple…ex model….mom…old and slopppy or not…

On a sidenote….Looks like Seal likes being in her pussy so much that he’s wearing her bikini bottoms….

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I figure we’ve seen enough of Heidi Klum’s tit…It’s like “Put some fucking clothes on mom” in a “you’re embarrassing the kids cuz you’re not 20 anymore” and “maybe you should keep your toplessness for yourself and your Seal”….reminding us that when girls are at their best…they are too insecure to get naked in public….pretty much the reason all nude beaches are like a Senior’s social club filled with saggy tits and genitals…my favorite…

That said, I’ve never seen enough of Heidi Klum tits…I just figured she’s important enough to keep track of her bikini top…you know announce when it is on and when it is off…so now it is on. Stay tuned….cuz it may COME OFF AGAIN

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Heidi Klum is so Topless on the beach and I like it….Maybe it has to do with the fact that she was a bikini model who was on display for so long…or maybe it is cuz she’s European…or maybe it’s cuz she’s older and comfortable with her body and doesn’t really care about the on-lookers or the paparazzi seeing her tits…even if they are a little more deflated and motherly than they once were thanks to Seal knocking her up a dozen times…and really who fucking cares…she’s fucking topless on the beach again…cuz just last week, I posted THESE TOPLESS PICS meaning that this is becoming a trend, or habit and shit works for me…

Here are the amazing pics to start the happy week.

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Here is mother of a small african village, Heidi Klum, tapping into her National Geographic influenced life, you know trying to be as authentic as possible, walking around all sloppy titty to the watering hole or some shit that jerk off fantasies from the 1950s were made off…but the truth is…I’m always down to see a top model I used to find one of the hottest pieces of ass in the world topless….at pretty much any age..Momma Africa or not…cuz that’s just the kinda pervert I am…

On a sidenote, I have no idea when these pictures were taken, I just assume they are new cuz they were just emailed to me…

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I am convinced this German ass has seen its fair share of abuse…sexual abuse…cuz Germans are all militant, pragmatic, efficient and cold…they are also responsible for a big percentage of the world’s scat movies…and S&M movies…not to mention one of the biggest genocides in the last 100 years…making them pretty serious about how hard they like to get fucked…throw in some hung black dude with lupus scars, 15 pregnancies, and logic just makes you figure she’s had fists, household objects, other people’s feces in an Anus to Anus docking experiment….all in this hot dainty ass we all love….and I think that just makes her better….at least far more enjoyable to jerk off to…

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Heidi Klum’s amazing bikini/lingerie model tits have disappeared…I blame Seal for turning her into a baby factory who needs all the resources in her body, like some kind of cancer patient, or car accident victim to restore all the damage that’s been done to her pussy by his big black german S&M loving, shit and piss eating Dick…..and the first casualty is always the tits, or maybe she’s taking this running thing way too seriously, and shit’s just melted off cuz it’s always the first to go when bitches decide to start working out, leading me to think she’s better off eating estrogen and hormones in the food than promoting this running shit…cuz personally, I like my 40 year old ex models bustier than this…we should start an intervetion….

Either way, here she is trying to change fat people….like the Nazi she’s meant to be..typica german…all population controlling and pragmatic…. seeking the master race one where fat people don’t exist..kinda scary if you ask me…Hitler Klum…

Here’s the bonus – maybe she’s pregnant a 30th time pic for you weirdos who like freakishly fertile people…

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My favorite thing about Heidi Klum is not how thick she is. It is not how long her mom ass it. It is not that she fucks with black dudes with angelic voices and scars on their faces like she was the UN denouncing the history of German reputation of ethnic cleansing with her pussy. It’s not that she’s old and a fraction of what she was and it is not that she’s a fertile baby factory or that she’s got a fun and entertaining personality….It’s that she’s German and germans are so efficient when it comes to scat porn….cuz there’s a reason she’s had so many dirty kids and it all stems from dirty German interracial fucking…

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I like hot bodied, retired 40 year old models who have a dozen black babies like they live in an Africam tribal village all because they are German and have real weird shit fetishes…

That is not to say black men or black babies are shit, you racist, it is to say that a bitch willing to eat shit out of an asshole is sure as hell willing to take huge black cock and make it cum inside her…it’s almost child’s play compared to the stuff she’s probably done…

Not that I have ever banged a German, but I have seen Schindlers List and know what they are capable of….

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Heidi Klum finally quit Victoria’s Secret after 13 years, probably because she’s in her 40s, has a mom of 6 body, has too much money in the bank, has done her run and is in a position to break the “Victoria’s Secret contract with the Devil pact…..or maybe she’s too busy fucking Seal’s Lupus cock in the dirtiest “Slave on Plantation Owner Daughter” way. She’s German and a racist by default, but more importantly into some next level scary sex….leading me to believe she’s been tied to the bed and had more than one fist in her while a hired house boy shits in her mouth…unless she’s just compensating and into him for his angelic voice….

Either way, it’s sad to say goodbye, we’ve been jerking off to her since the day she started many years ago. Those amazing natural tits that are not so amazing anymore will always be remembered in our hearts and in our penises…

So here’s my tribute….apparently…I am addicted to these lists….I did one on Top 5 Bitches Tony Curtis Banged and now I’m only this Heidi Klum list…Somebody stop me, before I turn into a list…what?! I don’t know…just don’t ask…

4- Heidi Doing Make-UP For Victoria’ Secret….

3 – Heidi in an Expensive Bra and Panty Set…

2- Heidi in the Fashion Show….

1 – Heidi Cameltoe on the Runway that may not be for Victoria’s Secret, but since she sold her soul to them, everything she did was technically a Victoria’s Secret marketing move…Including dirty big dick sex with Seal…

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I’ve been following Heidi Klum’s vacation, not because I like seeing mom’s doing mom things with their kids, but because I like seeing Heidi Klum do anything. Even with her mom body and retired model slouch that spends it’s days inserting Seal’s forearm sized dick inside her twat, when she’s not chained to the radiator getting shit on, like a good german sex life, instead of being paid too much to be in a bikini, but now…she’s decided to finally get into a bikini for the paparazzi, pretty much for free, when not lookin’ her best, but probably realizing she’s Heidi Klum and already done her fair share of lookin good and that keeping shit up doesn’t matter anymore, cuz she’s still Heidi Klum and I have a feeling she’s right….

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Knowing that this bitch was the hottest supermodel in the last decade makes these pictures worth looking at, you know cuz watching bitches eat ice cream is one of summer’s naughtiest hobbies…that can get creepier as the age of the girl eating decrease…but knowing that this Heidi Klum tongue action is the very same as the tongue action she uses when eating Seal’s shit off the floor while dressed like a leather clad dog, cuz she’s German and that’s what German’s call foreplay….makes this pictures worth really looking at…you know by putting your whole body into it…if you know what I mean…which you do…

Pics via Fame

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