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2022

16

May

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

Heidi Klum, who I like to pretend is a product of Eugenics, which I guess you could argue most people are, since the parents, for the most part, choose the partner they have the kid with, even if it’s a cum inside them on a one nigh stand situation, you roll that dice because you think “whatever”, at least until you cum, then about 1 minute after cumming, you have a panic attack with a “WHAT DID I JUST DO”…..”GET ME OUT OF HERE”…..”I HOPE SHE DOESN’T KNOW MY NAME AND NUMBER”….

I don’t mean that kind of Eugenics. I mean Nazi Germany, human experiments, breeding or genetic modification to get the ultimate in woamn…and from their Aryan perspective, the tall, blonde, busty model sort of fits the fucking part.

I don’t know if she was made in a lab, or if she was just a fluke, but she’s making the right moves to keep herself looking hot, even after dozens of fucking kids.

She’s old as shit but still skinny with tits, and that’s an accomplishment that I definitely think some weir ass science was involved in….vanity can only go so far….when women rot…

If you don’t believe me, believe this MEME.

Now Heidi and her Horny Heidi Groupie husband being horny….we get it, ya’ll fuck like she’s not dried up….cuz she looks like she’s not dried up and they’ve got lube if she is dried up….unless they programmed that into her Eugenics program “WET PUSSY INTO OLD AGE”….because I know you would, you mad pervert scientist, you.

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2022

29

Mar

Heidi Klum Titty Shot of the Day

When. you’re 300 years old, you gotta know your angles…

The professional model, who is a dinosaur in model years, like they dug her up when building a strip mall in Montana and found her next to the Wooly Mammoth bones, only more German, Nazi blooded, probably a product of Eugenics, or designer baby making to keep Germany in power, after testing on all the gyspyies, they mastered their systems and got hired to create NATO and NASA those Nazi fucks…

Anyway, when you’re old, TIT SELFIES make for good filler content between the days you are all glammed up and faking that you’re not old…so take some content tips from a bro…TIGHT CROP TITTY…for the win.

That’s why she’s paid the BIG bucks.

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2022

22

Mar

Heidi Klum Slutty of the Day

Someone call the Nazi Doctor’s who created the Eugenics program that Heidi Klum or her ancestors were part of…you know Germans….that went onto run the free world without anyone knowing, it was pre interent and now that it is current internet and everyone just selfies themselves all day, they can put it all in front of people and no one cares…a Nazi flag at a trucker rally calling the government Nazis are bad, but actual Nazi malitias good….it’s fucking weird out there, no point trying to make sense of it, we’ve been lied to fo a long fucking time, it’s part of the manipulation and collapse I guess…

But yeah, it looks like Heidi Klum’s eugenics is finally failing, it looks like she’s starting to look her age, even though she’s not acting her age, she’s programmed to be a beta kitten or honey pot or whatever those satanists call the agent provocateur pussy to confuse us, to blind us, to gaslight us from them trying to kill us….

Look at where the HIP meets the THIGH…that’s some old lady shit…or a photoshop error, also old lady shit.

Is KLUM expiring, I blame the vaccine.

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2022

11

Jan

Heidi Klum No Panties of the Day

Heidi Klum still looks good on instagram…..maybe it’s a crack team of digital editors who know how to make a dinosaur look like it’s still in the prime years of her life and not about to dive down that dried up pussy menopause journey that she’ll likely ignore because she’s not that kind of lady….not one to be a granny who bakes cookies…but rather a granny who makes men want to do everything in their power to knock her up…knowing that the menopause is just a roadblock and with enough fucus and cum they can power through it together….you know…cuz she’s hot…and worthy of cumming inside even if her pussy turns to sandpaper or dust as it does…there is LUBE for that…and really the dry pussy friction is a god-send to the small cocks…IT ALLOWS THEM TO FEEL something even if it’s painful….YOU CAN POWER THROUGH IT…if you’re inside of HEIDI KLUM and not some other old bitch that doesn’t look like this…

I know what you’re thinking, she’s a happily married woman who clearly has a lot of sex with her rockstar husband…when you’re rich…you can live in luxury and fuck all day because you can pay people do to all the menial shit for you…like raise your kids…but yes, you can still fantasize about fucking a married women, if she’s famous and will never EVER fuck you back…especially when she’s just an AUGMENTED REALITY VERSION of herself…

Unless you weren’t thinking that, but more into the whole wearing a stripper dress despite being a dinosaur since women, even expensive ones, dress cheap when getting cheap clicks…likes and follows….

But I think you should be thinking about cumming in her instead, assuming you weren’t…..which I don’t.

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2021

30

Dec

Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

Horny pervert Heidi Klum doesn’t fuck around…she’s old, a mom of many, but still got her massive tits out in a bikini and they look fuking good.

I’ve called her a product of Eugenics forever and I believe that she was created through selective breeding practices developed in Nazi Germany with her grand parents, and even if this is just a fluke and not industrialized eugenics from her Nazi history, it’s good.

What I am saying is that she’s aging well, clearly on the child blood transfusions, HGH like they’re saying Bezos is on, or maybe it’s just abortion stem cell treatment, just not her abortions, since she seems to bring all her kids to fruition…

The point is…LOOK AT THOSE TItties in your face as her husband looks the other direction, probably bored of them and all her incessant sex demands…to remind you how bad you are at life…

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2021

15

Nov

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum is in Greece because when you’re rich and famous, the last two years have likely been very good to you, and the whole struggle the masses have to deal with doesn’t apply to them.

There are two or more timelines going on. You have the TRUTH and the TRUTH SEEKERS and the blinded or hoping things go back to normal….and who happily watch the rich get richer and live their life of luxury in luxurious places that are far less populated than they were before the pandemic because normal people aren’t traveling, making them the real fucking suckers in all this….but I guess we’ve been the suckers in all this all along because we’ve allowed them to win so we can watch them live their best life and envy them, because they are better than us.

Heidi Klum is better than us, or better than most and this is her topless in Greece in her late 40s for instagram. She is a mom of many, who has been banged out by some big cocks like SEAL COCK and rightfully so, if you’re going to be fucking a goddess like KLUM who makes no sense in terms of biological aging…it might as well be with a big dick….

I call her a product of German Eugenics of the 1940s….where they were trying to breed the hottest bitches…and it worked…so I guess the good news about the future is that the people in charge will only breed babes in the lab the way NATURE intended – otherwise NATURE wouldn’t create designer babies through genetic programming…

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2021

27

Oct

Heidi Klum Lingerie of the Day

Other than the screenshot at the top where it looks like Heidi Klum’s ass has lost it’s elasticity because she’s old as shit, you like like it’s being whipped around like a tire that lost its treads on a truck that is no rushing to get your Amazon orders because there is a supply chain issue….

So other than the fact that her skinny, skin hanging off her where her ass once was….like her ass is like a fleshy garbage bag 1/10 filled with water….

She’s looking pretty good..

Just yesterday, I saw some 2001 Heidi Klum photoshoot, probably on the forum, and thought “she looks better now”…which makes no sense since she’s had a dozen kids, has had some weird sex with really big penis, so that you’d expect her vagina to be dangling in the wind like it was her ass cheek….

I don’t know how that makes any sense, I mean it doesn’t make any traditional biological sense…but she could be a robot, or she could be a product of Eugenics, I mean she is German and they were and still are really into eugenics…so that they can make their bitches as hot as possible…not a bad campaign, despite it being a little “playing god”…which by definition is evil…BUT AT LEAST THE BITCHES ARE HOT…well into their 50s…even after shitting out a dozen kids…so stop HATING…not that anyone is hating…everyone is fetishizing these evil fucks pushing Eugenics on YOU.

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2021

27

Sep

Heidi Klum Tanning Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know if Heidi Klum, who I assume is around 50 years old, has real or fake tits, I just know that she looks pretty fucking wonderful regardless of where the titties are from.

If anything, I like to think of her as proof that eugenics is a solid strategy to make for hot chicks, something I like to think Communist Russia experimented with also, you know kill off the uglies, or keep breeding the hotties, so the ugly gene gets eliminated from our DNA…a world without ugly chicks…a fucking dream….

So as much as you hate the idea that some of your favorite Sci/Fi movies or books are potentially real, like Brave New World, where they just breed kids in a lab to have perfect genetics, you have to remember that a world without uglies, is a world worth living in….assuming they won’t kill you off cuz you ugly…which I wouldn’t assume since I’m ugly….meaning great idea in theory, but we need uglies to hide amongst, so that we can enjoy the hotness like this old lady confusing me with her hotness despite being old.

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2021

05

Aug

Heidi Klum Pussy Print of the Day

Heidi Klum is old as shit, but thanks to being a eugenics program survivor, you know thanks to the whole Nazi scientists thing that they pretend disappeared after the war, but that didn’t go away because all the scientists were brought over to America….to do the same thing over here because the powers that be have always been the powers that be and will always be the powers that be thanks to serious generational wealth…

But how can you hate on that evil agenda when part of the program is making hot bitches like Klum who just don’t age….

I mean she’s a near 50, mom of 8, who was married to a guy with a massive penis…yet her pussy seems so contained in her swimsuit…bounced back like magic….

I just know that when I see a girl in a bikini and apparently an old lady in bikini, I look straight at the pussy….and if you didn’t know this bitch war near 50, you’d think she was in her 20s….which is some vampire shit that actually creeps me out since she’s obviously a sexual experiment out of germany….living her elite life…

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2021

29

Jun

Heidi Klum’s Outdoor Shower Erotica of the Day

Heidi Klum is out here taking a shower for the perverts…because she’s obviously a clickbait generator for a clickbait generation who fucking love clickbait….

She obviously knows she’s ridiculously hot, has managed to survive the aging process better than most, and it is probably in part due to her perversions that you’d expect from a German woman with a dozen kids with various men…Germans are the inventors of BDSM..and you may wonder why I think BDSM keeps women young.. I just figure it keeps the glow…when you get shit on your face….or would it be SHITTED ON YOUR FACE…

She’s in a bikini, cuz that’s her whole foundation of who she is…and she could be photoshopped filtered, etc…but she’s also showing off her bikini taking an outdoor shower, which is like the golden showers her German BDSM fetishes potentially partake in, but it probably smells better than piss…but I guess we’ll never know…

She does give a good argument for Eugenics since her family history is German…and since she’s alive today, we’ll assume the family were Nazis, but I don’t have her ancestry.com login information to confirm…I just know German people and their families were all Nazis, they didn’t have a choice….so yeah…she could be a science experiment you can jerk off to…like the science experiments you did in highschool to jerk off to…

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