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2020

31

Jan

Heidi Klum New Face Old Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out

I don’t know why Heidi Klum is being slutty with her tits out, but I guess her entire career was based on having her tits out. From being a young German girl born in the Holocaust era of Germany, to working through the 80s and 90s as some kind of product of EUGENICS for the panty brand that financed Epstein. This girl has seen some shit…and in trying to stay youthful in this interation of her not giving into being an old washed up fuck, she’s had her face jacked up as women do, but luckily her SENIOR DISCOUNT tits are a good distraction from the OPEN MINE that is her vagina. She’s got like 20 kids or some shit….

Either way, gross, but hot…like when you see a weathered hooker after a gangbang all caked in 79 different loads…you know fucking vile but the fact she did it is hot on some level…because we come from the school of “we can’t even get a bitch to give us a handjob without paying her”….so someone who’s down to do that must be A LOT OF FUN.

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2019

28

Nov

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless

Heidi Klum posted a THANKSGIVING titty FROM the back pic, cuz Heidi Klum from the front, despite still being hot, is 75 years old…and basically a walking endorsement for eugenics…you know breed the good looking ones like the plantation owners bred their big slaves….to make superhumans…but instead of working the field…this one works the penises of America for what must be 30 fucking years at this point…

I haven’t decided if I am thankful for modern science keeping hot chicks hotter for a longer period of time. It’s good to make the girls her age who follow her feel like shit about themselves, so they either try harder or are willing to fuck guys like us cuz they know they are shit…that unrealistic body goals thing still affects the 35 year olds and older crowd who don’t believe in PLUS size models or retards and rejects being empowering…and still like to look at what they can’t have…so we need things like this posing their naked back to trigger bitches to starve themselves out this holiday season….

Who cares.

Heidi Klum

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2019

13

Sep

Heidi Klum Erotica of the Day

Heidi Klum Naked Erotica

Heidi Klum is some exhibitionist pervert who is acting like a 20 year old newlywed from the 1950s….back when newlyweds were all about getting their fuck on and exploring each other sexually…while we are no in an era where Newlyweds are only getting married because they’ve stopped fucking each other and have given up on fucking other people but like the idea of raising a family in a traditional home….

I guess it makes sense that Newlywed Heid Klum would act like a newlywed in the 1950s, since she was born in the 50s, or maybe was created in a lab in the 50s, we can’t be sure with at Nazi German engineering….but the being sexual and slutty on instagram is just a weird thing to discover about a bitch…it seems desperate and gross…cuz I like sluts who are sluts in private but uptight and prude in public…like in KLUMs case we all know she had a sexual dysfunction thanks to being German to begin with, then all the kids with Seal happened and we knew she liked being SHREDDED By huge cock that allowed natural birth to happen with ease, like we knew the underwear model was a slut…but we didn’t need to SEE her being a slut in selfies…the excitement was NOT seeing that and knowing…

But now everything is all in our faces, and she’s going through if not done with Menopause…so it’s her final stretch of sex appeal and she’s not going to let that go unnoticed…now that she can’t get pregnant to show us just how sexually active she is…so she posts all these post sex moments and all I can think is that her pussy is so fucking battered that it must stink…


Heidi Klum Naked Erotica

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2019

26

Aug

Heidi Klum Thong of the Day

Heidi Klum Bra Panties Thong

HEIDI KLUM is too much…it’s nonstop attention seeking being some silly TYPE A personality who knows she is still hot for her age and who was always hot her entire existence…but it’s annoying.

I don’t know why I hate her content, I don’t think it’s a homosexual thing, since I don’t want to suck dick and if I wanted to suck dick, I’d suck dick…I live one of those lives where I do what I want and I don’t seem to want to be a fag….so anyone out there thinking “this dude who judges hot women and calls them fat or old or ugly must be a queer”…I’m not..

I just feel like subtle is the best approach to life. Save your silly wedgie shit for the privacy of your own home…or for some dinner party with your friends that you drink too much wine at….because middle aged women aren’t ever hot especially when they act quirky and sexual like this. It’s awkward, embarrassing and should be for people who like her as a person and appreciate the loudest voice in the room who wants all eyes on her….

The second it becomes an attempt at comedy for social media, it loses all credibility, in the moment spontaneity, and just sucks…

Keep in mind, I am all for a whore being a whore and showing the world her asshole, but Heidi Klum comes from a different era when publicists prevented this kind of shit, so she got to take the high road, only naked for million dollar campaigns, it’s made her nudity more valuable…

Now it’s just cheap and desperate and comedic without making me want to laugh at her, or with her or anything cuz it’s just fucking awkward..

As a hot old German Eugenics girl, it’d be better if her nudes came in the form of produced content for other people, even if she’s the master mind behind it, cuz this self produced shit SUCKS…

Trust me, I am a voyeur, I like watchign girls being sluts….from afar….a glimpse into their slut lives or whatever..but this shit is at the point of tedious. She’s made her money, her babies, she’s got consistent work and revenue….this is unneccessary. Especially in menopause….

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2019

13

Aug

Heidi Klum Erotica of the Day

Heidi Klum Erotica

Heidi Klum Eugenics Update..

Heidi Klum Erotica


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2019

29

Jul

Heidi Klum Easy Access of the Day

Heidi Klum is out here starting a new Fashion trend because she is a fashion icon who has worked in fashion since leaving that shitty promo underwear brand that made her…

The outfit is something that has been huge in the gay community forever…especially the gay community in Berlin where she is from…and where the gays meet up at sex clubs listening to Techno to have aggressive anal sex now that PREP makes AIDS from ANAL no longer a death sentence…

I guess she’s bringing it to the mainstream…for you all to see…and as it turns out these assless pants are the best pants when on some 75 year old ex model who doesn’t look 75….it’s a window into a mysterious world that has seen so much cock….her legacy….not so good when on a dude.

Anyway, fantasize about her easy access, direct line to the anus hole, doing the work you’d have to do if ever you got close enough to Heidi Klum to have your way with her cuz you know she wouldn’t be doing that voluntarily…

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2019

02

Jul

Heidi Klum Scary Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits Mask

OH – so that’s why Heidi Klum is still hot at 50, after shitting out dozens of kids after Seal made it hard for her to shit thanks to destroying her womb with is mammoth cock….or maybe that made it easy for her to shit…you know stretching it out…which I guess for a German, the same people who invented scat porn…is a skillset that is much needed to make their sex lives worth having..and not the kind of sex life you want to build a concentration camp for and gas out…

So the key to her face isn’t injections, it isn’t anything like that, it’s putting a wet piece of toilet paper on it and poking some eyes out of it…like it was some KKK hood…that you’d expect from a German…just not one who tried to prove how not “german” she was by making her army of black babies Hitler would frown upon…

You know Heidi, a prize Aryan.

AND – Here are her Eugenics tits leaving an event

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2019

17

Jun

Heidi Klum Topless Dental Fetish of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless Dental Fetish 3

Eugenics Heidi Klum with the dental fetish for those of you who like to see hot 50 year old tits that make no sense based on how old they are – doing some dental hygiene before bed in what could be a post blowjob get the cum out of my teeth or a pre blowjob I dont want to stink cuz I am old and my teeth are all rotting as they do when you get old….

The highlight of this self produced fetish porn is her underwear that she has on because it’s holding in her womb that has been destroyed by so many kids, and so many fistings thanks to SEALS dick being the size of a fist….forcing her to turn to anal for the normal sized dicks she gets…like so many women out there…

We live in a wild era of whores being allowed to be the whores they want to be on their own social media accounts they control…back in the day, seeing this would only happen if you were fucking Heidi Klum like so many people did…or if you were working at Victoria’s Secret and decided this was the creative direction of the shoot…

Hot times..


Here’s a throwback of her naked
Heidi Klum Nude

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2019

11

Mar

Heidi Klum Gets DiddledLike an Alter Boy on Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this very inappropriate picture of her fiance and her watching TV….with her legs wrapped around his leg and his hand up on her cunt…

I was thinking this Heidi Klum character is a weirdo German fetishist…and people know how German fetish porn works out…from fucking weirdo Nazi inspired leather sex dungeons, to shitting on each other, to getting Seal to impregnate you a dozen times with his penis that is the size of an average person’s leg….she just can’t get enough and now her fetish is exhibitionism, wanting to still be hot at 50…getting her cunt rubbed out for the people who follow her….

Unless her vagina is fully destroyed by Seal and the babies and he’s just patting her BARBIE like no genital mound…which could make sense but that I doubt is the fucking case..

PERVERTS all around us is what this is about.

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2019

08

Feb

Heidi Klum Got Them Titties on of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out

Recently engaged for the 12th time – Heidi Klum – brought out her tits to some AIDS event, because AIDS is no longer a death sentence. It is no longer illegal to give AIDS to someone knowingly….it’s like my body my right to disclose what I want to disclose to people…which is great in an era of everyone fucking no condom…and everyone being self involved cunts….

Well…that doesn’t mean that celebs don’t need to do AIDS events to raise money for AIDS to help the AIDS babies around the world…death sentence or not…

It doesn’t mean HEIDI can’t bring out huge cleavage tits to celebrate that she didn’t get AIDS from her AFRICAN…or maybe she did…we wouldn’t know..it’s not a death sentenc anymore…but I assume it is tits to get the perverts riled up and ready to fuck low grade cheap hooker pussy cuz it is all we can get and afford – so take these tits into your weekend and let them inspire you to make bad decisions with questionable women…getting AIDS like Heidi wants you to….and maybe if you do get the AIDS you can make a wish foundation that shit and end up as one of her special guests next year…seeing these tits in person….so you better start cutting up your dick, sharing needles, finding real gutter addict trash to get up inside otherwise this plan won’t work.

Heidi Klum Tits Out


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