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2013

08

Nov

Heidi Montag’s Breast Reduction Tits Still Suck of the DAy

There’s always a level of funny when someone who thought they were so important, like Heidi Montag, who would do insane things like get ridiculous amounts of surgery to look like a Barbie Doll, is forgotten for a few years and decides the only storyline people will notice is if it involves downsizing her broken, sad, failure tits to a smaller implant size, because maybe, just maybe, some asshole with a site will find it absurd, pathetic and funny enough to post the “after” photoshoot…like her tits, or her fucking matter…so she was on a massive reality show, like all reality shows, bitch is forgotten…as she pushes 35…and remains a talentless hack…with an overbearing weirdo husband…who she is only with because she’s still living in the fantasy bubble of her shitty fucking 4 minute long career…fuck this bitch…literally..with my mouth…I would totally try to home wreck just for the sake of telling people I fucked Heidi Montag…10 years after she died…

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2012

30

Nov

Heidi Montag is Still Staging Bikini Pics of the Day

Heidi Montag has climbed out of rock bottom….a place where no one gives a fuck about her….and has managed to get the attention of one photographer or photo agency willing to notice her in a bikini and put out the pics of her like she still matters…a move that will in fact make her hit even deeper rock bottom when she realizes that no one fucking does….so the life lesson is if a reality star who sold her soul and identity to the devil falls off the radar after the show was cancelled and she lost her mind….hits the beach in the bikini for a paparazzi she hired cuz they don’t want to waste resources taking pics of her….does she make a fucking sound….I don’t have the answer..but whatever it is sounds like fucking drowning….next stop…porn!


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2012

16

Nov

Heidi Montag is Still in Staged Bikini Pics for the Paparazzi of the Day

If you’re wondering what Heidi Montag has been up to …. and I know you haven’t been….because she barely exists in the grand scheme of things…but she’s trying…trying so fucking hard…just to get people to pay even just a little attention to her….even though her celebrity has run its course…but if you’re the one weirdo who cares…she’s been staging bikini pics for the paparazzi in hopes that sites write about her….and I’m a sucker for bikini pics…so here they are to start the miserable day.


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2012

08

Nov

Heidi Montag in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve been feeling a little down and out lately…you know a little empty as a person…like a shell of a man…and not because I have no emotions or soul…but because I haven’t had a low level, bottom feeding, MTV star from 4 years ago….cry for attention in a staged bikini shoot that she paid the paparazzi to take of her for publicity….in far too fucking long….

Now don’t get me wrong, I hate the existence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as much as the next guy…but for a few years of running this site…there were daily annoying updates from them…that usually included her skinny, big fake titty body in a bikini….and when they fell off…I guess part of me fell off too….it’s just that I’m too old to bother learning about the new bottom feeders…that when bottom feeders form the past feel like home…

Maybe I am just getting nostalgic and shit…cuz American Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away….or maybe I’m just happy to post a good old fashion staged bikini shoot from someone who fucking needs it more than anyone….

Today is a good day to be alive…except maybe for Heidi Montag….


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2012

04

Oct

Heidi Montag is a Stripper of the Day


Heidi Montag is doing what she is meant to be doing…or at least dabbling with what she is meant to dabble in….as a bitch who bought herself G-Cup tits with a face of a ragged retired pornstar…there was really only one direction for her career to take…and that was to the pole…..

I figured there woulda been more college party hosting, and maybe other events that pay her to appear…but she fell off fast…

Now, Crazy Horse is paying her 25,000 dollars to appear, which is more than she deserves, I woulda expected her to get 50 bucks and the door….or some shit..but I guess she’s still high enough profile…but the only issue is she’s not getting naked….but she will…give it time…she’s not even 30 yet…but already rock bottom…so much to come like overdose and porn….and I’m pretty ready for it.

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2011

19

Sep

Heidi Montag’s Useless 25th Birthday of the Day

If a useless cunt no one remembers has a 25th birthday, does it make a sound?

25 or not, bitch might as well be dead.

She doesn’t matter.

Here’s her botched plastic surgery.

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2011

20

Jun

Heidi Montag Hosts a Vegas Pool Party in a Bikini of the Day

I guess it only makes sense that Heidi Montag would be hosting events at Vegas on a slow day, I mean where else is there to go when you’re a reality star everyone hates, cuz you pretty much represent all that is wrong with the fucking world….oh right Playboy….

I guess that’s why bitch co-hosted a pool party with Hef’s Crystal Harris bitch he recently fired, cuz either she wants to be the next in line as Hef’s fake wife, it’s one of the best jobs for fake tit, fake tan, fake hair whores in the world….way better than stripping locally…

I mean unless she’s just using this as a publicity stunt to get noticed…which would make sense, as all reality TV idiots are addicted to their 5 minutes and any chance to be talked about is good enough to them…

But I think it’s safe to say her next stop with her DDs is playboy….I mean that’s pretty much the look she’s got going and there’s pretty much no where else to go….I mean other than being irrelevant in Vegas….but that will end soon….and her getting naked will commence….and I’ll be watching unless of course I Ryan Dunn myself.

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2011

04

Jan

Heidi Montag Playing Up Her Plastic Surgery of the Day

This hit magazine stands yesterday, so I can only assume this has done the rounds of the internet, but I figured for those of you who can’t get enough plastic surgery scars on useless, insecure, bottom feeding bitches you probably won’t remember in 2 years, despite her efforts to be remembered, cuz she doesn’t realize just how bullshit she is, you’d appreciate seeing Heidi Montag whine about surgery she did to herself in efforts to be seen as something worth looking at…when she really just ended up looking like a fucking clown….

This is from Life & Style, if you want to jerk off on her, you’ll have to buy the magazine…..cuz there’s just something magical about old school sticking pages together….Internet has tried to ruin that…but I’m hoping you won’t let it….

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2010

22

Sep

Heidi Montag Flashes her Bikini Covered Twat of the Day

Heidi Montag has clearly worked out a deal with this paparazzi company to release staged pictures of her, so that everyone makes money off bullshit….

The paparazzi agency is called “Pacific Coast News”. They used to give me images for free, cuz they were nice and understood I was broke, but eventually turned into typical paparazzi scum and tried to exploit me for stupid money I don’t have to post their staged bullshit pictures of idiots….

For some reason, people give a fuck about these cunts…so here are Heidi and Spencer milking their low level of fame, flashing a little bikini bottom covered cunt, in this staged set of pictures….

The world has evolved from getting excited about seeing a bitch in a bikini and having that being enough to really secure their place in the industry….and for that reason I think these assholes should step it up by releasing their murder suicide videos, or at least some sex tapes, cuz plastic pussy or not, I’d still like to see her get fucked…but the again, I am down to watch anyone fuck.


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