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2010

23

Apr

The New Heidi Montag’s Promo Pics of the Day

I don’t know why this cunt has Promo Pics. I guess it’s for her fantasy music career. When really her only celebrity is her trying to be a fucking celebrity. The good news is that Hollywood destroyed her small town Colorodo soul, and turned her into a fucking insecure, attention seeking, robot….and the better news is that the bitch is going to not be remembered in 5 years from now. Now, I’m not sure I’ll be alive in 5 years to see it, but at least I can die happy knowing that she’s fucking done…

Here are her new tits, new face, new everything trying pretty fucking hard and failing….cuz failure is porn to me…and fake tits are porn to you…because you’re a fucking loser.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Plastic Surgery|Promo Pics

2010

13

Apr

Some Heidi Montag Fake Tits Bikini Outtakes of the Day

Heidi Montag bought herself some tits and it amazes me how much people care. I know bitches with fake tits and it’s really not all that impressive. I’ve not rich and never have been, in fact I am fucking ghetto but figure I could get a minimum wage job and pay off a set of tits for my wife after 6 months to a year, so it’s not like this Montag bitch did anything impressive, she did something typical of girls with low self esteem who think tits make you relevant, when really pornstars get paid more if they have natural tits, because the world doesn’t really find the shit that crazy anymore, we’ve grown from the 90s, so I can only hope the buzz she is getting fades fucking fast, so that she ends up broke trash with nothing to show for her few years of manipulating the people who knew she existed from The Hills, than her tits, cuz that would only be fair for all the bullshit she’s spewed and all the successes she’s had, when really she’s nothing but a talentless trashcan of a person.

I figure some of you like fake tits, even though real tits are so much hotter, so I’ll post this shit, but I just want to make it clear that I find this bitch a fucking joke and her tits as useless and pathetic as her….not that you care what I think…but don’t worry the feeling is mutual, cocksucker….

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Outtakes

2010

12

Apr

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Bikini of the Day



I feel like a clown in the Heidi Montag circus everytime I acknowledge she exists. She is a fucking idiot and the only thing her existance proves is how giving a young girl with low self esteem a reality TV show that blows up is a bad idea and ruins people. I guess she also proves that you can buy yourself a set of stupid tits and other procedures to make you look more like an 1990s Playboy bombshell Poison groupie, but I’ve been seeing bitches pull that shit for decades and it is alway uninteresting, uninspired and boring….

The only funny thing about all this is that she’s 90 percent of the way to a solid porn career, I’m just not sure how she’ll spin it to her fake Christian faith she always pulls, but I guess at that point she’ll just be so desperate for attention and probably addicted to meds in desperate need for money that she’ll probably forget that lie she once pulled when she thought people gave a fuck about her….but I’m pretty sure no one ever did…

She’s a pig of a human…and here are her stupid fake tits and her “scooped back” to make her look like she’s got ass and the whole thing is pretty much everything wrong in our society.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

09

Apr

Heidi Montag’s Tits in The Hills Promo Shot of the Day

I still don’t really understand why Heidi Montag would jack her tits up like this. I thought that whole stupid fake tits, fake hair, Pamela Anderson vibe was dead…. and girls realized that to be the hottest thing in Hollywood you had to be a little more creative than all the white trash blonde every stripclub has at least 3 of…..but I guess that would be giving her too much credit….because this is Heidi Montag and she is fucking useless and now that the Hills are over, so is she….but probably doesn’t want to be so it may be an interesting nose dive into desperation to get noticed that will probably involve her getting fucked by black dudes that she’ll claim she did for Jesus or some other lie she’s been spewing because she is the fucking devil…only time will tell…

Posted in:Fake Tits|Heidi Montag

2010

18

Mar

Heidi MOntag’s New Body Still Sweats of the Day

I am going to admit that Heidi Montag looks substantially better than she used to look, but seriously, that’s not saying much because her horse face and shitty ass wasn’t much to jerk off to, although, I’m sure at least one of you did jerk off to it. You sick fucks…

I guess she just proves to little girls everywhere and their parents who fear they will grow up to be ugly, that all it takes is a little money to sort yourself out.

Sure, part of me hates this attention whore and her bullshit in everything she does for attention, whether it’s being a virgin, being a christian or hiring a psychic manager, but the rest of me doesn’t give a fuck or really let Heidi Montag come into my daily thoughts….

So here is her pig attitude with her pig face sweating like a pig….lookin’ better than ever as her career that isn’t even a career slowly fades into a stripper pole back in her hometown…It’s nice to watch Hollywood suck people in, chew them up and spit them out. I’m ready for this one.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Plastic Surgery|Sweat

2010

16

Mar

Heidi Montag’s New Tits Are in a Movie of the Day

The movie is called “Just Go With It” and it is the first ever movie to cast Heidi and Spencer Pratt, unfortunately it’s not a movie that leads to an accident on set yet, leading me to believe that Heidi and Spencer are filming it themselves with their video camera, but it turns out that it’s an actual movie with Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Adam Sandler, and these two idiots…no not her jacked up fake tits, those are the only two good things about her attention whoring….and they aren’t even that good…they are stupid looking and inflated like we were still in the mid-90s when fake everything got a girl in Playboy. Stupid fake tits are dated and unimpressive…I meant her and her boyfriend….

Clearly, they are being used as some kind of joke in the movie, when they should have been ignored so that they actually do kill themselves or turn to porn and I can only imagine how excited they are about this shit, it’s kinda what they live for…and that annoys me. But she is showing off her titties for Jesus, cuz she’s a fake born-againg, like the hypocritical idiot we all know she is, and when girls show their tits for Jesus, I like to pretend she’s showing off her tits for me….no matter how much I hate the bitch…and plastic surgery or not…I find her pretty fucking ugly.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Heidi Montag

2010

09

Mar

Heidi Montag’s Tits in a Not So Funny FunnyOrDie Video of the Day

Heidi Montag looks like a haggard trainwreck of a prescription drug addict, thanks to all the plastic surgery and genetics that made her pretty fucking ugly, but she does have stupid fake tits, that despite hating fake tits, look better than no tits, I guess….so here she is in a shitty funnyordie video because funnyordie is really not funny, but they clearly think they are, otherwise they probably would have changed their name, or maybe this is some brainwashing shit to trick us into thinking this shit is funny, cuz they tell us it is and people generally need to be told what’s funny or not, that’s why TV had laugh tracks.

Either way, here are her useless tits that won’t save her or her husband who milks her…so now that she’s not funny, does that mean we can kill her and watch her die, or is that just a lie from this bullshit website.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

19

Feb

Heidi Montag’s New Tits Released 7 New Songs of the Day

If you’re into really bad music, like annoyingly bad music that is self-produced, self released because a bitch thinks she has what it takes to be a popstar but the record labels don’t becuase she should just stick to being a bottom feeding reality show cunt who is lucky to even have the bottom feeding reality show lottery ticket but managed to luck out thanks to some poor executive decision. Then you’ll be happy to know she’s released 7 new songs on youtube, if you click through you’ll find the other uploads that I refuse to post because I’ve been waiting for this bitch to fail, and figure this song is bad enough for you to get the idea of what to expect, leading to keeping views real low so she really understans that suicide is the only option.

Here are some pics of her new face and body thanks to surgery from seriously low self-esteem from the media laughing at her for the joke that she is….without realizing that even with the surgery she’s still a fucking joke, just better looking than ever, even though plastic surgery ages horribly, but we don’t have to worry about that just now…here are the pics..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Heidi Montag|New Face|New Music

2010

15

Feb

Heidi Montag’s Big New Tits of the Day

This whole Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery bullshit brings up a valid argument. She says that she felt insecure about herself because all the blogs made fun of her, proving my theory that bullying works.

Everyone kicks kids out of school for picking on each other, when really our society needs that shit to grow balls, to have a spine, to be a man, to know your place in the world and to make the necessary changes needed to be all you can fucking be. Instead, they want kids to be raised to be little bitches on a level playing field, even though life doesn’t work like that.

I think attention whore Heidi Montag looks better than ever, which isn’t saying much. I still hate her and hope she fails or dies. I find her annoying and desperate and obviously not qualified to do anything, but I can respect that she’s balanced out her horseface thru surgery and turned herself into a cheesy insecure lookin’ whore you’d find in porn or at stripclubs, which is perfect cuz these tits will come in handy when she turns to stripping or porn, which I think is pretty inevitable for a broke, useless, attention whore latch on who has peaked with a loser troll boyfriend who is behind her insanity and here are the pics…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

20

Jan

Heidi Montag and Her Triple D Tits Final Cry for Attention of the DAy



I didn’t want to bother writing about Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery because I knew it was her final publicity stunt before pretty much fading away into obscurity thanks to The Hills being replaced by Jersey Shore. I wanted to ignore her cuz I’ve given her too much attention…

See a few weeks ago, I noticed that Heidi and Spencer added me to twitter, despite me not bothering following them, so I wanted to check in and see what the fuck the deal was, and it turned out they were following 1000s of people in a desperate attempt to get more people behind them, but no one even care, so I smiled knowing they were done and went with my useless day….

Then this story of 10 surgeries, one asshole husband I fucking hate, a failed self-produced pop album she spent all her money on in some ill-advised strategy, some labia reduction surgery, a few new DDD bras and an insecure, useless bitch and I figured bitch has a little more fight in her….and sure she looks a little better…giving horse-headed whores everywhere hope, but I know this is just the beginning of her becoming one of those vile plastic surgery freaks I see in porn, at strip clubs or in pictures in rich Jewish households, and the whole thing is fucking funny to me….but not as funny as watching her new face struggle to talk in this video People Magazine produced….if you haven’t already seen it…

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Posted in:Heidi Montag|Plastic Surgery|Triple D

2009

24

Aug

Heidi Montag for the Miss Universe Pageant of the Day

I was watching an interview with Heidi Montag on one of those Access Hollywood type shows over the weekend while at my friend’s house. She was being asked about her tits and how they aren’t as big as she wants them to be and then they went into the amount of orgasams she has in a day where she went on about Spencer’s dick being perfection, and the whole thing disgusted me but not as much as her Miss Universe performance where I am pretty sure she was lip syncing the worst song in the history of songs and the whole thing is fuckin’ with my head, because for the most part, fake titty blonde girls doing shitty stage shows is a huge part of who I am and what I like doing with my time…..but I won’t let scum like this twat and her stupid publicity stunts affect me, she’s just a fucking joke and everything she does is pretty laughable, even if she makes a lot more money than all of us combined, she’s still a fucking clown and I’ll just wait patiently for the day Spencer’s hanging from the rafters in a Canadian Motel after stuffing her in a suitcase….yes, this is a what too soon situation….

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Miss Universe

2009

13

Aug

Heidi Montag’s Playboy Pictures of the Day

I hate Heidi Montag, so the only thing that would make these Playboy pictures of her exciting for me is if she was dead in them. Seriously, like a shotgun wound to the fucking head kind of dead because her cunt behavior needs to be fuckin’ stopped. It is at the point of ridiculous, but at least she’s got a decent body to distract me from that cunt horse face and when whoever it is who is going to kill her, because she’s not the kind of person who will die from natural causes cuz she’s annoying as fuck, I hope he takes out the rest of the cast of their bullshit store….motherfuckers piss me offf….


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Posted in:Heidi Montag|Playboy

2009

30

Jul

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Fucking Asshole of the Day

I hate this type of person more than you fucking know. I find it insulting that they are famous enough to have the paparazzi follow them. I find it insulting that they have careers and above all I find it depressing that the public actually cares. There constant shitty publicity stunts, like they were actually real celebrities, living actual real celebrity lives, is tired and boring, but for some reason it still gets in the tabloids. I know I don’t give a fuck whether they are pregnant or not, I mean other than the fact that I’d need to find some crazy motherfucker to push her down the stairs to save man kind from the spawn of the fucking devil, but I find stunts like this totally uncreative, unoriginal and boring.

I wouldn’t expect much more out of these fucking idiots, but I’d hope they’d have better things to do with their time, you know just sit at home and count their money from making it this far, instead of plotting cheap, tacky ways to make the fuckin’ news.

That, along with their TV show is all part of the reason why I want these fuckers to just disappear and would like to encourage anyone psycho’s out there to make it happen, because I don’t have that whole kidnap and murder in me, I’m too nice and sane for that, but if someone was to eliminate these people, I think it’d be the ultimate RIP Motherfucker post I could ever hope to write…..

I figure the only publicity stunts I am willing to stomach from these two is the sex tape a staged death like they were Michael Jackson….cuz I’ve had enough of them….

Posted in:Fame Whores|Heidi Montag|Spencer Pratt

2009

12

May

I want Heidi Montag-Pratt to Die of the Day

This is fucking disgusting. No seriously. It makes me fucking mad. I feel the hate in the depths of my bleeding asshole. These motherfuckers play the media in the most obvious way and it works. They know they don’t have to be creative, they can just be annoyingly obvious as they cry for attention as they are pretty much mocking us as they do it and they are getting paid and it is working for them. If only it was this easy for the rest of us, not that I’d ever trade my disgustingly pathetic existence to be this couple, because if I was this couple, I’d do the right fucking thing for society and kill my fuckin’ self. I’m talking murder suicide.

Either way, this is my plea to get you to stop supporting these monsters. Please help make them go away.

Posted in:Bikini|Heidi Montag|Music|Video

2009

30

Apr

Die Heidi and Spencer… Die… of the Day



DIE. Let’s hope that their publicity stunt goes awry and motherfuckers get jacked up with that swine flu shit a, because as funny as it is to see them do their bullshit performances on camera all the time, it’s tedious and I’m ready for it all to end. It would only be fitting if it happened while trying to get attention to themselves like they always do, by doing shit like going to Mexico during a pandemic scare, you know since idiots like this deserve to be punished for their behavior. Unfortunately it won’t happen, but their travel agent deserves a thank you note for at least trying his best to murder them legally.


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