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2014

14

Apr

Hilary Duff in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Hilary Duff goes from billionaire puck slut, who likes team initiations in her pussy, rather than her ass, that end up in marriage and pregnancy….only to call a divorce because she needs a little change, or maybe she just needs a new object to put in her pussy, or maybe marriage just awful, and even Hilary Duff can’t subject herself to that normalcy…not to mention it’s totally uncool to have a kid in wedlock, I mean it’s not the 50s, single parent households are responsible for all the interesting people, like strippers and pornstars…

But apparently, she’s called off the divorce, they are back together, because when bored and rich and famous, you need to create drama to keep your childish life interesting, and it’s good for publicity, probably better than these strategic bikini…that don’t’ show off her mom body at all, thanks to shadows…but I can assure you, there’s bikini under all these lighting tricks…she just doesn’t want you to see it…

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2014

13

Feb

Hilary Duff Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Hilary Duff posted the worst bikini pic in the history of bikini pics…all I see is some divorcee getting back into the dating scene…hungry for new cock and doin’ it with a cocktail in her hand…and as much as I hate divorcees with all their complaining, they aren’t so bad when going crazy every second weekend when the kid is with the dad…

Spending that child support money with the girls…laughing at their married friends as they get booze soaked and re-live their youth…

Sometimes ending up arrested, usually ending up fucked, never ending up in a relationship or pregnant, because that could ruin their divorce settlement…pretty much making them perfect…except for he fact that they aren’t 25 but they have life experience and they let you inside them cuz they are over that whole monogamy thing..and it makes for a good time if you get them at the right time…which according to Hilary Duff…is not when they are posing for instagram.

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2014

03

Jan

Hilary Duff and the Sex Appeal Killing Fashion Accessory of the Day

Instinctively, when I see a girl with a baby carriage, who is built like a fucking school bus, clearly as a consequence of her breeding…I get turned the fuck off, even knowing she’s some rich starlet from the 90s you probably wanted to fuck…not just because she has a vagina, now a much bigger broken down vagina, but a vagina nevertheless, but because she’s Stuff by Hilary Duff and was everywhere…shoved down your throat in a way you couldn’t avoid her….

There are two sides to this sex appeal killing fashion accessory we call a baby…or baby carriage..and that is that sometimes…the mom is single and alone and at wits end, you know borderline ready to drown her fucking kids because she can’t take it anymore, and that level of desperation, makes for an easy fuck, if you say the right thing, which is usually just “hello”…

So to every horrible situation…there’s good…and this has been the inspirational moment of the day..

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2013

11

Oct

Trying To See Up Hilary Duff Skirt of the Day

I don’t know if seeing a thicker Hilary Duff is really all that exciting…I mean she wasn’t even that amazing when she was a t her prime…and now she’s like a middle aged mom which is one of the least attractive things a girl can be…but I do know that trying to stare up her skirt in pictures by angling my screen makes this depressingly boring day a little more interesting, even if it’s pathetic as fuck…

If you look at it from 45 degree angle…you definitely see LABIA…unless that’s just a cum stain still on my screen…yep…it’s a cum stain…

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2013

28

Aug

Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Shorts of the Day

Here is Hilary Duff is proving yet again that being the mother is not always the best decision for your ass, vagina, legs, or sex appeal…but none of that really matters because she’s rich and doesn’t need you jerking off to her…she’s got enough creepy fans who still tell her they love her on the regular…because that’s what being famous is all about…

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2013

28

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Industrie Magazine of the Day in Shorts of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a model and she looks like she’s a lot of fun…in the way she lets people take suggestive pictures of her under the assumption it is for high concept fashion and art, while really it’s just soft core porn…it’s so hard to tell the difference especially when you are the one taking the pics of the bitch who would never do it knowing it was designed for people like you to jerk off to, but rather designed for the fashion industry to say “look at her angles, she really has talent, lets’ book her for this million dollar campaign”…

We call this a WIN / Win situation….

Here are the pics for Industrie (not a porn mag) magazine.

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2013

01

Aug

Hilary Duff Posing with her Homegrown Sex Toys of the Day

Hilary Duff posed with some homegrown sex toys she made in her garden, because as a famous head of a billion dollar company, she knows how important it is for sustainable living…you know the whole Green movement…

So why use plastics in your hippie ass, when you can use vegetables designed to be inserted in your hippie ass, by nature…it just doesn’t make sense to leave that carbon footprint.

I hear the big one is for her ass…a tribute to her husband’s memories of Hockey team initiation..self-hazing…and that is pretty hot…

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2013

13

May

Hilary Duff in her Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff celebrated mother’s day by showing off her mom body in a bikini and I don’t think it was anything really worth celebrating…but that the same time…I love bikinis, and shit wasn’t so bad.

I mean I don’t understand why the blogs are celebrating her sex appeal, as far as I’m concerned she’s got none…and this stuff by Hilary Duff is what you’d find at a thrift shop, all used and abused, far more tired, all for sale at a discount, rather than the prestine stuff by Hilary Duff available at Sears back when she mattered….

But I am sure her virgin loser fans are still into this, even if her arms are bigger, her ass bigger, her gut bigger, her vagina bigger….because bigger might not be better, but if you ask that dude who fucked that fat chick Saturday night cuz she was the last one standing in the bar and the only one willing to go home with him, bigger is better than nothing.


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2013

28

Feb

Hilary Duff is a Mom in a Bikini Top of the Day

The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.

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2013

09

Jan

Hilary Duff Does Some Shit I Like for Twitter of the Day


As a 400 pound man I don’t know shit about this fitness shit….I just know that whatever is going on here with Hilary Duff is something I am into…or at least into watching her do it naked….but instead imagining her naked…which is probably better cuz that body may have started to bounce back a bit from the pregnancy – but I’m not sure her vagina has….I guess we could ask her billionaire heir and pro hockey playing husband but he’s probably too busy hanging out in his team lockeroom ready for his team to get naked now that Hockey is back on the ice…get it…cuz jocks are all gay…exactly…

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2012

28

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

(I am not allowed to post the pics)

Hilary Duff brought out her full mom tits in a bikini and everyone got excited because they finally got to see Hilary Duff with big fucking tits…without realizing that the rest of her is big too…you see cuz she’s a mom and carrying baby weight….and big tits or not, bitch is ruined….but at least in her defense she’s balling hard, doesn’t need to work, or to be fit and can live a life better than most….fat or not…ravaged mom pussy or not….baby weight consipiracy or not…she’s won….so we might as well take in what she’s got to offer….

I am not allowed to post the pics cuz the paparazzi hate me…but…..


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2012

17

Feb

Hilary Duff is a Rude Angry Soon To Be Destroyed thanks to Pregnancy Cunt of the Day

The way Hilary rides the horn is the kind of that makes me want to hunt her down and give her a third trimester abortion with my fucking tongue…or maybe my fists…cuz there’s nothing more annoying than an irritating, spoiled bitch who is slightly inconvenienced so that she throws down a fucking hissy fit using what car manufacturers install for safety not for fucking pleasure in efforts of getting her way….seriously, I get that she’s mad her pussy will never be the same again, but can’t she just listen to some Mel C and deal with her shitty life choices….Cunt…

Yes I just posted a Mel C song for Hilary Duff’s Vagina….

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2012

01

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Vagina Has Not Yet Been Ravaged of the Day

This just in…..Hilary Duff’s vagina still hasn’t been ravaged by the passing of a baby through it…she may be ready to drop…she may be dialated…and that pussy may be about to be hit by a serious game changer….you know a pile of abuse that will leave it disabled, as if it was in an accident….but until little billionaire is born….I believe her tightness is in tact…and that we can jerk off to her hot pregnant body one last time before the cold truth of what happens during labor sets in….


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2011

30

Dec

Hilary Duff is Ready to Drop of the Day

Hilary Duff is fucking hot when pregnant…I have no idea what’s going to happen when the first child rips her fucking insides out, leaving her with a prolapsed anus, 50 pounds of excess baby weird, a stretched apart stomach…but I do know she’ll be good for fisting.

Anyway, take all this Hilary Duff in, cuz based on the size of her she may have the new year’s baby…..a job I always wish I had…but never did cuz my whore mother got knocked up 4 months too late….

2012 is both the end of the world and the end of Hilary Duff’s vagina….

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2011

23

Dec

Hilary Duff’s Still Pregnant of the Day

Turns out that Hilary Duff is still pregnant and in tight clothing….I figure it is just a matter of weeks before the fun in watching her first pregnancy comes to an end and the cold truth of a ripped apart vagina that will never be the same again…even after all those pilates classes….damaged goods…but until then she’s fresh pussied and you can cum inside her without risk of knocking her up since she is knocked up, unless of course she had her husband do some hockey hazings on her with household objects, in which case she’s still probably better off than having a baby shred her apart…..and here are the pics, take it in cuz it is coming to a stretched vagina stretch marked end….which is too bad cuz she was the hottest pregnant celeb to date…

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