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2014

14

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff has been working out hard the last few months – since her divorce that I don’t think ever happened, because bratty billionaires are overdramatic and need to cause conflict in their lives to stay interesting…especially when said billionaires are pro athletes along with being billionaires…because they like seeing other dudes naked…since you know it’s not for the money…

She’s also a Scientologist…

But More importantly…she’s in a bikini….a fit, broad shouldered, thick and muscular mom who believes in Aliens so much that she invests money into a church for aliens all half naked…

I approve..

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2014

07

Jul

Hilary Duff Has Horrible Scientology Bikini Pics of the Day

If you’re interested in knowing what a Scientology bikini party looks like, here’s Hilary Duff with all her Scientology friends in bikinis…

I’m thinking it is not gay enough, or autistic enough…but that’s probably because scientology doesn’t acknowledge autism or homosexuality, just ask Handjob Travolta and his dead Austic kid…who wasn’t autistic according to him…

The party is missing some camel toe…

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2014

05

Jun

Hilary Duff in Bed Selfie of the Day

Hilary Duff is one of those people who has a really ridiculous fan base, despite being older, a divorcee, and thicker than she was at her prime…They go nuts over her and everything she does….Even now as she pushes into her 30s as a Scientologist….as a mom…it’s weird….

So seeing her in an in bed selfie, is just enough suggestiveness for her fans to masturbate to….

I mean the fact she is in bed on a FRIDAY is not a big deal to me, she’s a mom, that’s what mom’s do…but to her fans that means she’s in bed…and has had sex at least once…enough for them to masturabte to…

I’m more into her mom cameltoe, at least enough to make a gif of it, since I really have hit rock bottom and have nothing better to do than celebrate what a passing a baby through your vulva does to eating pants that are one size too small…

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2014

07

May

Hilary Duff Fitness of the Day

Hilary Duff posted her best impression of her being a clydesdale pulling a sleigh through the field back before the industrial revolution…and for some reason, not one that involves an equine fetish, I find it kind of hot…I mean the idea of a strong woman doing squats with me on her shoulders isn’t all that erotic, but after being married to a pile of fat shit, that’s hardly even alive, but rather just an annoying piece of doughy furniture that talks and smells like shit, the idea of a girl capable of bouncing up and down in general is amazing….

So this may not be intended to be pornographic, but like anything in life, there’s some weirdo masturbating to it, in this case that weirdo is me, because I took this non sexual thing, next levelling it, even when the intent of the girl posting it has nothing sexual about it…because men are capable of great masturbation feats…

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2014

05

May

Hilary Duff Gets Her Tit Grabbed By Alanna Masterson of the Day

Scientologists be crazy….

Here’s Hilary Duff, who I don’t really know if she’s a Scientologist or not, getting her titty grabbed by one….but not just any scientologist, but rather the cute, lovely and sweet Alanna Masterson, who once followed me on instagram before realizing I am a depraved weirdo…who unlike her, doesn’t post pics of me grabbing Hilary Duff tits on the internet, not that I wouldn’t if I had the opportunity to, but I’d be much more into releasing the unprotected anal sex tape…

I guess I’m more of a romantic than Alanna, you know into penetration, not just the silly tease…but what it comes down to is that I am glad this pictures happened…Keep up the good work girls…keeping experimentation with lesbianism fun, casual and amazing…one titty grab

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2014

14

Apr

Hilary Duff in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Hilary Duff goes from billionaire puck slut, who likes team initiations in her pussy, rather than her ass, that end up in marriage and pregnancy….only to call a divorce because she needs a little change, or maybe she just needs a new object to put in her pussy, or maybe marriage just awful, and even Hilary Duff can’t subject herself to that normalcy…not to mention it’s totally uncool to have a kid in wedlock, I mean it’s not the 50s, single parent households are responsible for all the interesting people, like strippers and pornstars…

But apparently, she’s called off the divorce, they are back together, because when bored and rich and famous, you need to create drama to keep your childish life interesting, and it’s good for publicity, probably better than these strategic bikini…that don’t’ show off her mom body at all, thanks to shadows…but I can assure you, there’s bikini under all these lighting tricks…she just doesn’t want you to see it…

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2014

13

Feb

Hilary Duff Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Hilary Duff posted the worst bikini pic in the history of bikini pics…all I see is some divorcee getting back into the dating scene…hungry for new cock and doin’ it with a cocktail in her hand…and as much as I hate divorcees with all their complaining, they aren’t so bad when going crazy every second weekend when the kid is with the dad…

Spending that child support money with the girls…laughing at their married friends as they get booze soaked and re-live their youth…

Sometimes ending up arrested, usually ending up fucked, never ending up in a relationship or pregnant, because that could ruin their divorce settlement…pretty much making them perfect…except for he fact that they aren’t 25 but they have life experience and they let you inside them cuz they are over that whole monogamy thing..and it makes for a good time if you get them at the right time…which according to Hilary Duff…is not when they are posing for instagram.

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2014

03

Jan

Hilary Duff and the Sex Appeal Killing Fashion Accessory of the Day

Instinctively, when I see a girl with a baby carriage, who is built like a fucking school bus, clearly as a consequence of her breeding…I get turned the fuck off, even knowing she’s some rich starlet from the 90s you probably wanted to fuck…not just because she has a vagina, now a much bigger broken down vagina, but a vagina nevertheless, but because she’s Stuff by Hilary Duff and was everywhere…shoved down your throat in a way you couldn’t avoid her….

There are two sides to this sex appeal killing fashion accessory we call a baby…or baby carriage..and that is that sometimes…the mom is single and alone and at wits end, you know borderline ready to drown her fucking kids because she can’t take it anymore, and that level of desperation, makes for an easy fuck, if you say the right thing, which is usually just “hello”…

So to every horrible situation…there’s good…and this has been the inspirational moment of the day..

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2013

11

Oct

Trying To See Up Hilary Duff Skirt of the Day

I don’t know if seeing a thicker Hilary Duff is really all that exciting…I mean she wasn’t even that amazing when she was a t her prime…and now she’s like a middle aged mom which is one of the least attractive things a girl can be…but I do know that trying to stare up her skirt in pictures by angling my screen makes this depressingly boring day a little more interesting, even if it’s pathetic as fuck…

If you look at it from 45 degree angle…you definitely see LABIA…unless that’s just a cum stain still on my screen…yep…it’s a cum stain…

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2013

28

Aug

Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Shorts of the Day

Here is Hilary Duff is proving yet again that being the mother is not always the best decision for your ass, vagina, legs, or sex appeal…but none of that really matters because she’s rich and doesn’t need you jerking off to her…she’s got enough creepy fans who still tell her they love her on the regular…because that’s what being famous is all about…

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2013

28

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Industrie Magazine of the Day in Shorts of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a model and she looks like she’s a lot of fun…in the way she lets people take suggestive pictures of her under the assumption it is for high concept fashion and art, while really it’s just soft core porn…it’s so hard to tell the difference especially when you are the one taking the pics of the bitch who would never do it knowing it was designed for people like you to jerk off to, but rather designed for the fashion industry to say “look at her angles, she really has talent, lets’ book her for this million dollar campaign”…

We call this a WIN / Win situation….

Here are the pics for Industrie (not a porn mag) magazine.

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2013

01

Aug

Hilary Duff Posing with her Homegrown Sex Toys of the Day

Hilary Duff posed with some homegrown sex toys she made in her garden, because as a famous head of a billion dollar company, she knows how important it is for sustainable living…you know the whole Green movement…

So why use plastics in your hippie ass, when you can use vegetables designed to be inserted in your hippie ass, by nature…it just doesn’t make sense to leave that carbon footprint.

I hear the big one is for her ass…a tribute to her husband’s memories of Hockey team initiation..self-hazing…and that is pretty hot…

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2013

13

May

Hilary Duff in her Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff celebrated mother’s day by showing off her mom body in a bikini and I don’t think it was anything really worth celebrating…but that the same time…I love bikinis, and shit wasn’t so bad.

I mean I don’t understand why the blogs are celebrating her sex appeal, as far as I’m concerned she’s got none…and this stuff by Hilary Duff is what you’d find at a thrift shop, all used and abused, far more tired, all for sale at a discount, rather than the prestine stuff by Hilary Duff available at Sears back when she mattered….

But I am sure her virgin loser fans are still into this, even if her arms are bigger, her ass bigger, her gut bigger, her vagina bigger….because bigger might not be better, but if you ask that dude who fucked that fat chick Saturday night cuz she was the last one standing in the bar and the only one willing to go home with him, bigger is better than nothing.


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2013

28

Feb

Hilary Duff is a Mom in a Bikini Top of the Day

The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.

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2013

09

Jan

Hilary Duff Does Some Shit I Like for Twitter of the Day


As a 400 pound man I don’t know shit about this fitness shit….I just know that whatever is going on here with Hilary Duff is something I am into…or at least into watching her do it naked….but instead imagining her naked…which is probably better cuz that body may have started to bounce back a bit from the pregnancy – but I’m not sure her vagina has….I guess we could ask her billionaire heir and pro hockey playing husband but he’s probably too busy hanging out in his team lockeroom ready for his team to get naked now that Hockey is back on the ice…get it…cuz jocks are all gay…exactly…

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