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2011

01

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnant Text and Bike Rider of the Day

Pretty risky shit for a pregnant chick to be texting and riding….you know one wrong turn and baby be gone…this is not the most highly recommended home abortion method…but it is pretty effective if done right…crazy bitch makes me want to smell her seat…I’m sure those budding placenta producing lady parts, all baby filled and hormonal make for some interesting smells….

Homegrown abortion aside…I’m loving her ass….

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2011

30

Aug

Hilary Duff Rockin’ Her Pregnancy of the Day

I’m making a habit of documenting Hilary Duff’s uterus fatness, because I’m as shocked as the next guy about this whole pregnancy, not cuz girls who grow up before their time thanks to pervert executives and their de-virginizing fingers always like to start families of their own to exploit as they don’t know how to actually love, but think they do, cuz actors are good at lying….see she’s already rich and established in her career, she’s used to all the media attention and most importantly she’s married…I’m just shocked cuz I’m convinced her husband is a homojock who only does her up the ass….explaining all the muscles she developed post marrying him…making me think this may be someone else’s baby but I’ve been wrong about these things before….

When all is said and done it’s nice to know that you can’t knock her up if ever you had the chance to date rape her, since she’s already pregnant, even though she’s the kind of girl you’d want to knock up cuz she comes with the good life.

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2011

29

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Mom Ass of the Day

Hilary Duff’s uterus is filled with stuff we call a baby and I like watching her ass in tight pants as the rest of her fills out…mainly because I’m a fucking pervert and I know what it takes to get pregnant in the first place…especially from a homojock who only fucks her up the ass from behind while she wears a hockey helmet after doing 4 sets of push ups…I’m talking cum farting shitty cum out of her ass into a shot glass and turkey basting herself until it sticks…so hot. I hope they saved the video for the baby book.

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2011

26

Aug

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Continues of the Day

I think my biological clock is ticking, maybe my last half retarded sperm is dying of cancer and telling the rest of me I’m almost officially infertile, because the last few weeks, I’ve been really wanting to fuck a pregnant chick….but not a pregnant chick of my own…since I don’t think girls will ever let me get them pregnant…I’m one of those guys who is the reason abortions were invented…but a pregnant chick who is pregnant with another dude’s baby….maybe it’s the challenge, cuz pregnant chicks generally don’t cheat on their husbands, or maybe I just like illegit children and the slutty mothers who make them…

Making Hilary Duff pretty desirable….even though she has a foreign object growing inside her….and she’s not even in revealing or tight clothes…

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2011

25

Aug

Hilary Duff Shorts So Tight It’s Keepin’ The Baby In of the Day

I pretty much said it all in the title. Here’s some Hilary Duff pregnant, despite the fact that you’d assume her husband is a bit of a homo jock who lets his teammates bang her while he jerks off, because let’s face it, she got broad since marrying him…and now she’s broad in the uterus….but containing it all in a pair of her tight jean shorts so that her fetus doesn’t escape as she knows it may be a long time before she gets her man to cum inside her vagina, cuz he’s more into asshole…making this baby a fucking keeper….

I figure she should hold onto these shorts, cuz when the pregnancy is over, bitch is gonna need straps and tights to keep her vagina from dragging ont he ground…so get I expect to get used to this strategy to keep things in….

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2011

24

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Baby Filled Gunt of the Day

Here are some new pictures of a fatter Hilary Duff who now has a reason for being fat, you know with being pregnant at 23 and all, because she grew up faster than the average girl, making her first billion by the time she’s 15, meaning she doesn’t need to start a family at 30 like a normal chick who isn’t from the trailer park….because this way…I assume she’s hoping her body will bounce back to its sensational broad back that she’s built up so that her husband could cum to as long as she had a hockey helmet on and her muscles rippled in excitement to the hazing….it’s a hockey life….

Either way, here she is in spandex with someone elses fetus inside her uterus…just the way you like girls you fuck…so long as it isn’t Hilary Duff, cuz like Britney she’s a good provider for deadbeat like you, but if you’re like me, then girls rely heavily on abortions to prevent that kind of thing from happening…if anything sometimes I think abortions were invented to avoid my reproduction….works for me.

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2011

18

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Amazing Pregnant Ass in Tight of the Day

What better way to celebrate being 3 months pregnant with a billionaire homojock hockey player who has made her broad shouldered and now broad uterus and soon to be broad vaginaed and not even cuz it was team initiation season and she was the prop…than to throw on a pair of tights and show the world your amazing ass that we can fantasize about raw dogging, cuz clearly she doesn’t use condoms, but more importantly that we don’t have to worry about knocking up, even though Hilary Duff is one of those girls who if given the opportunity, you dig through the depths of your testicles and find that one sperm that isn’t two-headed, confused or half dead, and you make the motherfucker stick…cuz she’s a keeper and you’ve always envied K-Fed….here’s her ass.

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2011

16

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Pregnant Legs in Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of some Hilary Duff’s recently pregnant legs, who decided at 23, after a year of marriage that it’s a good time to be 3 months pregnant, even though she’s already thick and there’s no way she’ll ever bounce back from this, even though they say it’s easier to bounce back when you’re young, you’ll see, she’ll prove that theory wrong…

In an unrelated story, that I think may be related, Vancouver Canuck hockey player named Rick Rypien was found dead, after taking 9 months off hockey, which could very possibly be because Mike Comrie was his lover and the news put him over the fucking edge…at least that’s what I’m assuming…cuz I’m convinced there’s no way he’s not a HOMOJOCK…cuz he’s the reason for pre pregnant Hilary Duff’s thickness, when slapping a helmet on her and fucking her up the ass, it’s almost like the real homo thing….but now we just need to figure out how his cum went from anus to vagina….

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2011

11

Aug

Hilary Duff Promoting Workout Gear in Workout Gear of the Day

Hilary Duff is a thick bitch….I guess it’s not fatness cuz if it was, she wouldn’t get hired to be the face of some workout clothing company…instead I think it’s called marrying a billionaire jock who doesn’t need the money in being ls…making her thicken her Hilary Duff stuff so that when he fucks her up the ass from behind he can watch her muscles ripple…but that’s just my theory about the whole muscular thing…

Here’s the behind the scene…

Here’s the final version featuring Padma Lakshmi, Jenny McCarthy and Christie Brinkley and it looks as cheap as it fucking sounds…

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2011

11

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures of the Day

I didn’t have the rights to post the Hilary Duff pictures, so I decided to do my “artist rendition”, cuz bitch is built like a fucking fridge, thanks to her husband the Hockey Player’s influence in trying to make her more like the team when he fucks her from behind and slips the mullet hockey hair wig onto her…I know how these billionaire athletes who don’t need to be athletes cuz they are billionaires are…in it cuz they like the locker room…homosexuals masked by marriages to pop culture icons from a decade ago….and now bitch is stripped down…I assume as bait to lure more cock for Comrie to suck as he offers them the chance to bang his wife…without them really grasping what kind of threesome this is about to become…as far as I’m concerned – it’s a true story…

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2011

29

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Awkward Sex Life of the Day

When your husband is gay, this is what happens…he makes you practice ballet, or gymnastics or whatever the fuck this non-fucking shit is….cuz hockey was something that just worked out for his billionaire heir self, his real passion was in spandex pants….

See I’m not sure if Hilary Duff’s husband is gay, I just like to assume he is, cuz the idea of her being passed around the locker room to bring up team spirit, also lifts my spirits…and I just like to assume all athletes are gay…cuz of the amount of time they are naked and touching each other…I blame ritual hazings using broomsticks in assholes for this biased opinion….

Here’s another one of her working out so that she ends up broad and built like a man so that her husband will finally have sex with her…but only from behind and if she’s wearing a pair of tighty whites and a wig.

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2011

23

Jun

Hilary Duff is a Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer of the Day

The whole reason mom jeans are hot is because they ride pussy like bitch was a 70s slut on her way to the disco to rail an 8 ball of coke, before getting gangbanged in the back room by the entire staff…

Covering that cameltoe that is inevitible when you put these pants on is some kind of mean shit that takes away all the job in watching a broad bitch rock the shit…

That’s why Hilary Duff is the Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer. Call PETA. She’s fucked up everything.

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2011

09

Jun

Hilary Duff Hiding Her Pregnancy of the Day

My theory is that there is no way anyone would wear this kind of carpet/blanket in public unless they were trying to cover up a fat uterus….I mean the timing is right she’s been married for at least a year…but her husband’s a homosexual hockey player so babies don’t make sense…unless of course it’s one of his teammates baby which is possible cuz there’s no team building like letting your team fuck your wife….

Sure this is all speculation…but sometimes make belief is better than reality…

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2011

25

May

Hilary Duff Plays With Balls of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff doing the low level celebrity publicity stunt where they hold two melons up against their chest like they are a set of novelty tits. We’ve been down this road, it’s been done before, Tila Tequila Did It , Heidi Montag Did It , even Traci Bingham did it….

I guess it’s good to see Hilary Duff in the company of such bottom feeding trash, it only means one thing and that’s Sex Tape Coming Soon, unfortunately both her and her husband are billionaires, so that may not happen at all, not to mention her husband is more into dudes to spend the time needed to fuck her, hence why she’s doing the melon tit hustle, but we’re all allowed to have dreams.


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2011

13

May

Hilary Duff Side-Profile Tit of the Day

I don’t know what’s happening to Hilary Duff, maybe it’s just the angle, but it looks like she may be growing breasts. Maybe she’s finally hit puberty, or maybe she’s wearing a push-up bra, or maybe she’s been laying so low profile cuz she bought herself implants, which I doubt cuz her husband is one of those “in it for the lockerroom comradery” jocks, gay to the core, disguised in jacked up testosterone and initiation hazings and by default is into her looking as manly and broad shouldered as possible for him to fuck, unless he’s using her as bait to lure his teammates in, in which case it all makes sense…

All this to say I’m digging this stuff by Duff….

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