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2013

28

Feb

Hilary Duff is a Mom in a Bikini Top of the Day

The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.

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2013

09

Jan

Hilary Duff Does Some Shit I Like for Twitter of the Day


As a 400 pound man I don’t know shit about this fitness shit….I just know that whatever is going on here with Hilary Duff is something I am into…or at least into watching her do it naked….but instead imagining her naked…which is probably better cuz that body may have started to bounce back a bit from the pregnancy – but I’m not sure her vagina has….I guess we could ask her billionaire heir and pro hockey playing husband but he’s probably too busy hanging out in his team lockeroom ready for his team to get naked now that Hockey is back on the ice…get it…cuz jocks are all gay…exactly…

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2012

28

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

(I am not allowed to post the pics)

Hilary Duff brought out her full mom tits in a bikini and everyone got excited because they finally got to see Hilary Duff with big fucking tits…without realizing that the rest of her is big too…you see cuz she’s a mom and carrying baby weight….and big tits or not, bitch is ruined….but at least in her defense she’s balling hard, doesn’t need to work, or to be fit and can live a life better than most….fat or not…ravaged mom pussy or not….baby weight consipiracy or not…she’s won….so we might as well take in what she’s got to offer….

I am not allowed to post the pics cuz the paparazzi hate me…but…..


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2012

17

Feb

Hilary Duff is a Rude Angry Soon To Be Destroyed thanks to Pregnancy Cunt of the Day

The way Hilary rides the horn is the kind of that makes me want to hunt her down and give her a third trimester abortion with my fucking tongue…or maybe my fists…cuz there’s nothing more annoying than an irritating, spoiled bitch who is slightly inconvenienced so that she throws down a fucking hissy fit using what car manufacturers install for safety not for fucking pleasure in efforts of getting her way….seriously, I get that she’s mad her pussy will never be the same again, but can’t she just listen to some Mel C and deal with her shitty life choices….Cunt…

Yes I just posted a Mel C song for Hilary Duff’s Vagina….

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2012

01

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Vagina Has Not Yet Been Ravaged of the Day

This just in…..Hilary Duff’s vagina still hasn’t been ravaged by the passing of a baby through it…she may be ready to drop…she may be dialated…and that pussy may be about to be hit by a serious game changer….you know a pile of abuse that will leave it disabled, as if it was in an accident….but until little billionaire is born….I believe her tightness is in tact…and that we can jerk off to her hot pregnant body one last time before the cold truth of what happens during labor sets in….


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2011

30

Dec

Hilary Duff is Ready to Drop of the Day

Hilary Duff is fucking hot when pregnant…I have no idea what’s going to happen when the first child rips her fucking insides out, leaving her with a prolapsed anus, 50 pounds of excess baby weird, a stretched apart stomach…but I do know she’ll be good for fisting.

Anyway, take all this Hilary Duff in, cuz based on the size of her she may have the new year’s baby…..a job I always wish I had…but never did cuz my whore mother got knocked up 4 months too late….

2012 is both the end of the world and the end of Hilary Duff’s vagina….

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2011

23

Dec

Hilary Duff’s Still Pregnant of the Day

Turns out that Hilary Duff is still pregnant and in tight clothing….I figure it is just a matter of weeks before the fun in watching her first pregnancy comes to an end and the cold truth of a ripped apart vagina that will never be the same again…even after all those pilates classes….damaged goods…but until then she’s fresh pussied and you can cum inside her without risk of knocking her up since she is knocked up, unless of course she had her husband do some hockey hazings on her with household objects, in which case she’s still probably better off than having a baby shred her apart…..and here are the pics, take it in cuz it is coming to a stretched vagina stretch marked end….which is too bad cuz she was the hottest pregnant celeb to date…

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2011

16

Dec

Hilary Duff’s Pregnant Booty of the DAy

READY TO DROP PORN’S NEVER BEEN ACTIVE IN MY MIND….seriously I am normally scared of pregnancy and the concept of mutants growing inside a bitch…but Hilary Duff changed that – maybe my biological clock is clicking like a 30 year old single woman…..or maybe her big fat ass is something I want to burry my face in in hopes of discovering some lost world like I’m Indiana Jones or some shit….or a lot of shit…i figure pregnant chicks have nasty shit…all that eating for 2…

Here are the pics…

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2011

15

Dec

Hilary Duff Hot When Pregnant of the Day

I love Hilary Duff pregnant, mainly cuz of her fat ass….and all the tight clothes she squeezes into….seriously, she looks better pregnant than not, and I’m the kind of guy who hates pregnant chicks, even though fucking them on a one night stand means you’re in the clear, no condom, internal cumshot….you know with no HIV cuz if she had HIV the docs woulda made her abort…the kind of logic that usually lands you HIV…..

That said….the most important thing that makes Hilary Duff while pregnant is that she’s first time pregnant…meaning her pussy is still in tact….one more reason to fuck the fetus’ face off….

Here are the pics…

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