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2011

22

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Thick TIts at the Tattoo Removal Clinic of the Day

Hilary Duff brought her serious body to the Tattoo Removal Clinic. I assume she had the name of another hockey boyfriend on her cunt…and that was making her husband Jealous…not cuz he wants to be the only hockey name next to her cunt…not because he wants to be the only one inside her cunt…cuz he’s a firm believer that in order to make a strong team, you need to let the boys your fantasize in the lockeroom while showering, who you try to instigate initiation hazing rituals with even though they aren’t new to the team, fuck your wife, cuz it’s the only way you’ll get to see their hard cocks….but cuz she got to her ex hockey cock before he did….

Yes, I am calling Hilary Duff’s husband gay, especially for Hilary Duff’s ex hockey boyfriend…half their relationship is spent talking about how he used to fuck her….

All pro athletes are. Everyone knows that.

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2011

21

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Not So Lesbian, Lesbian Twitter Pics of the Day

I’ve seen girls in action….I know how they are…All kissing each other on the lips and grabbing each other’s tits like it aint a thing…all doing it for attention….pretending it’s just all cutesy and shit…knowing dudes are loving it…without realizing the kind of dude the internet produces and that your digital camera and webcam is your weapon that’s gonna land you raped or craigslist killed.

People have this misconception about the internet and forget that it attracts all the freaks. They think it is safe cuz all their friends are on it. They don’t get that it is where all the weirdos are. They don’t get that they are mining your information. They don’t get that they are using the internet to control you. It’s a scary fucking thing…and here you are slutting out on it with pics of you college girls for me to masturbate to…

Remember kissing the cheek in picture is the gateway kiss to Girls Gone Wild kissing the pussy in exchange for a GGW hat.

Here’s Hilary Duff toying with the idea of internet slutting.

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2011

18

Feb

Some Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

Yeah…Hilary Duff and her thickness is boring….Yeah…she got married to a hockey playing billionaire….and pretty much died to me…her back got hthick and masculine cuz hockey playing billionaires only play pro hockey cuz they like the locker room…meaning that her pussy is used in all the team building initiation events… while homie jerks off…but even though she’s passed around like a Lizzy McGuire trading card or stuff by Hilary Duff panties at a pedophile convention…and I love sluts who get passed around, she still bores me…but for some reason I am posting the pictures anyway….a reason I don’t understand…but assume it’s gotta do with the marketing machine behind her that’s got me brain washed.


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2011

19

Jan

Hilary Duff’s Bag Strap Rocks her TItty of the Day

Here’s Hilary Duff with a bag strap between her tit….proving that despite her billionaire husband’s hockey locker room wishes….she’s hasn’t quite turned into a man yet.

I don’t know fashion but I do know there’s something amazing about a satchel when it gently caresses a breast…you know when it gets between the shit like a cock about to titty fuck the bitch…pushing the breast out…making it look bigger and fuller…better than any underwire bra…but then again…maybe I look into these thing a little too much…and a blame spending too much time on college campuses, pretending to be a student, in hopes of landing experimental pussy…it never quite worked out that way…but at least the scenery kept me entertained…

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2010

15

Dec

Hilary Duff Thickness to Start the Day of the Day

I am a pretty inconsistent person. Some people have said that I am unstable, schizo, a sociopath, bipolar and a lot of other shit, but really it’s none of that, sometimes I dig a thick bitch with a thick ass, it’s all womanly and I want to bury myself inside her uterus like I was her husbands semen fertilizing her eggs….but this isn’t a biology class….

Sometimes, I point and laugh at her thickness she accumlated to deal with her homosexual hockey husband in the lockerroom telling stories about Hilary to lure his teammates home to initiate her pussy and the new teammates while he masturbates in the corner….other times I like the fact that she’s a dirty little puck slut who likes to accommodate.

Either way, I am feeling these pics….she’s lookin hot, or maybe I am I just horny….who knows…

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2010

15

Nov

Hilary Duff in Some Leather Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff proving that leather pants lose their appeal when you wear a shirt that goes down to your knees like a pale skinned fat girl at the water park who doesn’t want to get burned or show the world her digusting fucking body…..

Who cares about Hilary Duff, her hockey marriage or the fact her pussy and ass are used to boost team morale by getting gangbaned when not being used for new player initiation when not being used by her husband by dressing it up as one of the players to help get her husband off….

What’s really interesting is that if you look close enough you’ll see her sister Haylie “Bottomfeeder” Duff in what looks like a see through shirt way back in Hilary’s shadow, which I guess is where she’s most comfortable…cuz sometimes when you get the shitty genetics in the family, it’s best to ride the coatails….and the fact that she knows her place makes me think she also knows how to fuck well – overcompensating from a lifetime of feeling inadequate is always good times.

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2010

29

Oct

Hilary Duff’s Push Up Bra and Erotica for Kimmel of the Day

Not only did Hilary Duff bring out new tits and thick back her husband who got into Hockey cuz he loved the locker so much he decided to excel at the sport so that it would never end….you know the kind of guy who recruited her to be his wife to lure his hockey buddies into his bedroom by sharing her…you know these jocks and their team building..

Apparently, she also wrote a book and Kimmel decided to read the “erotic” exerpt at the end of the book, that can give you some ideas on how this bitch likes her Romance novels, but I think it’s safe to assume she didn’t write it at all, she’s just the face of it, cuz that’s what a billion dollar brand allows you to do…just ask the Olsen Twins…

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2010

20

Oct

Hilary Duff’s Tits are Fatter than Normal of the Day

Not having a stable site is driving me crazy. It really made me want to rape the shit out of something, to regain my confidence and feel like I’m still in control…It’s a mental thing…I looked at my dog and he wasn’t really doing it for me…so I stuck my dick in a pumpkin an eager kid left out for Halloween ten days early.I found it on his porch and figured why not keep things seasonal…without really thinking how traumatized he will be when he sees the mushy mess I made when he wakes up….or really even thinking that I coulda got caught…

Unfortunately after climaxing inside the thing, I realized that it’s not rape when you fuck an inanimate object without consent…it’s just fucking an inanimate object…and now I feel like an idiot…

Speaking of rape, here are pictures of Hilary Duff and her new tits. I wonder if she’s just fat, or if she got implants, or if she’s pregnant with a baby that she will pretend is her gay Hockey Player boyfriends, even though it could be anyone from his team, since he uses her to build team morale and to have a reason to get his teammates hard….except him cuz he only fucks her up the ass.

I don’t know what happened to her face…but I can only assume it is a result of those hockey initiation parties….

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2010

18

Oct

Hilary Duff Tight Dress of the Day

I guess Hilary Duff’s husband is on the road, or maybe she is, because she’s finally been allowed to sleep out of her men’s briefs she’s been wearing since they started dating as it allows him to live out his homo hockey lockerroom fantasy, and slip into a tight little dress, showing off her body well enough to let me ignore her broad, masculine back she’s built up to help her husband live out his hockey lockerroom fantasy, and stare at her tits, that she didn’t strap down for him to live out his hockey lockerroom fantasies….

Jocks are weird and so is the pussy they fuck….you know trying to adapt to their “always around dudes” needs….so here’s Hilary Duff lookin good enough for me to pretend she doesn’t strap on a 14 inch black cock to make a bitch out of her man, and focus on the goods that may not be so good anymore…but that are good enough…

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2010

30

Sep

Hilary Duff Loading the Car of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff loading the car, which is probably a nice change of pace from loading her husbands ass with various household objects…..

I don’t know if Hilary Duff still counts as a celeb you want to fuck, you know with the whole marrying a Hockey Player and taking on a workout regime that leaves her broad enough for his Locker Room fantasies, I mean provided he doesn’t already live them out by having his teammates bang her as he jerks off in the corner….but I figure she does, since she hasn’t had a kid yet…but when she does, it’ll be safe to say she’s officially over as she sits on her pig bile of billionaire money….

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2010

27

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff’s little muscular tits in a bra and tight shirt for those of you who have been keeping track of her slow transition into having a back masculine enough for her husband to stare at while he fucks from behind visualizing his teammates, I mean when he’s not fucking her in the locker room with his teammates, cuz you can’t have a homosexual locker tendencies and not be willing to pass your wife around like initiation day….

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2010

25

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Married Whore Ass in Jeans of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Hilary Duff. Not because she’s married, that shit never stops me from wanting to fuck any chick, because I know if played right, every chick is down to fuck….but because she doesn’t look good anymore. I don’t know what kind of abuse her billionaire heir/pro hockey playing husband and his team put her thru, but she’s a fucking battered wreck that would lead me to think hockey stick insertion is part of the equation….sure, it could be the just the common Got Married and gave the fuck up strategy….but I like to think it involves gangbangs.

I’m only posting these pictures cuz she looks like a hooker when pulling money out at the ATM, even if hookers never pull money out at ATMS, unless it’s with stolen bank cards….

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2010

24

Aug

Hilary Duff has Rough Hockey Sex of the Day

Some people like to fuck doggystyle, Hilary Duff likes to fuck Hockeystyle, and those of you who aren’t Canadian and not familiar with Hockey players or their homosexual tendencies, it goes a little something like this, bitch gets thrown to the ground and the lockeroom of men take turns entering her, until they race with each other to shower her in cum, before giving each other high fives in the shower together, laughing about how they taught that bitch a lesson, without realizing how fucking gay the shit was….It goes back to their early hockey days when their molesting coaches urged them to shove hockey sticks up new recruits in the least gentle of ways….

So it’s nice to know Hilary Duff likes to get banged the fuck up while getting banged the fuck up…no matter how gay it may be for her billionaire Leon’s Furniture heir Pro hockey playin’ husband….

Good Times….

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2010

04

Aug

Hilary Duff Shows Off Her Thick Manly Arms of the Day

Hilary Duff is manning the fuck up…maybe it is for the wedding, but I think it’s more for the relationship. You see, that’s what happens when you date a homosexual hockey player who doesn’t want to be out as a fag but instead wants a young starlet to lure in the teammates her fantasizes about for gangbangs…cuz without her…shit is just gay….instead just gay enough for dude to get his fix without the others knowing…

I have a feeling that she’s not going to lose the chance to have a billionaire heir husband, and if it means bulking up, strappin-on or gluing prosthetic balls on so dude feels comfortable enough to cum while fucking her up the ass from behind…in the end it will be worth it…

So here are some pics of her ripped muscles, cuz her fiance can’t be the only closet case who appreciates a bulky woman to help suppress gayness…Enjoy.

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2010

27

Jul

Hilary Duff Slowly Turnin’ into a Man of the Day

Some rich people turn really fucking weird. You know they come up with these fetishes that just don’t make sense. They develop these God complexes where they can make anything they want happen and I guess it is safe to say that Mike Comrie – Hilary Duff’s fiance, who along with being a rich kid, is also a pro hockey player cuz everything just works out his billionaire way, including when he wants to marry a starlet to make the guys think he’s a player and impress them so much that they don’t question why he is hard in the lockerroom staring at their sweaty hocky cocks…..but in order to make it work for him….he had to turn Hilary Duff into a dude…cuz a thick back, rock hard shoulders and biceps is the only way motherfucker can cum……That’s just how

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