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2011

16

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Pregnant Legs in Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of some Hilary Duff’s recently pregnant legs, who decided at 23, after a year of marriage that it’s a good time to be 3 months pregnant, even though she’s already thick and there’s no way she’ll ever bounce back from this, even though they say it’s easier to bounce back when you’re young, you’ll see, she’ll prove that theory wrong…

In an unrelated story, that I think may be related, Vancouver Canuck hockey player named Rick Rypien was found dead, after taking 9 months off hockey, which could very possibly be because Mike Comrie was his lover and the news put him over the fucking edge…at least that’s what I’m assuming…cuz I’m convinced there’s no way he’s not a HOMOJOCK…cuz he’s the reason for pre pregnant Hilary Duff’s thickness, when slapping a helmet on her and fucking her up the ass, it’s almost like the real homo thing….but now we just need to figure out how his cum went from anus to vagina….

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2011

11

Aug

Hilary Duff Promoting Workout Gear in Workout Gear of the Day

Hilary Duff is a thick bitch….I guess it’s not fatness cuz if it was, she wouldn’t get hired to be the face of some workout clothing company…instead I think it’s called marrying a billionaire jock who doesn’t need the money in being ls…making her thicken her Hilary Duff stuff so that when he fucks her up the ass from behind he can watch her muscles ripple…but that’s just my theory about the whole muscular thing…

Here’s the behind the scene…

Here’s the final version featuring Padma Lakshmi, Jenny McCarthy and Christie Brinkley and it looks as cheap as it fucking sounds…

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2011

11

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures of the Day

I didn’t have the rights to post the Hilary Duff pictures, so I decided to do my “artist rendition”, cuz bitch is built like a fucking fridge, thanks to her husband the Hockey Player’s influence in trying to make her more like the team when he fucks her from behind and slips the mullet hockey hair wig onto her…I know how these billionaire athletes who don’t need to be athletes cuz they are billionaires are…in it cuz they like the locker room…homosexuals masked by marriages to pop culture icons from a decade ago….and now bitch is stripped down…I assume as bait to lure more cock for Comrie to suck as he offers them the chance to bang his wife…without them really grasping what kind of threesome this is about to become…as far as I’m concerned – it’s a true story…

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2011

29

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Awkward Sex Life of the Day

When your husband is gay, this is what happens…he makes you practice ballet, or gymnastics or whatever the fuck this non-fucking shit is….cuz hockey was something that just worked out for his billionaire heir self, his real passion was in spandex pants….

See I’m not sure if Hilary Duff’s husband is gay, I just like to assume he is, cuz the idea of her being passed around the locker room to bring up team spirit, also lifts my spirits…and I just like to assume all athletes are gay…cuz of the amount of time they are naked and touching each other…I blame ritual hazings using broomsticks in assholes for this biased opinion….

Here’s another one of her working out so that she ends up broad and built like a man so that her husband will finally have sex with her…but only from behind and if she’s wearing a pair of tighty whites and a wig.

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2011

23

Jun

Hilary Duff is a Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer of the Day

The whole reason mom jeans are hot is because they ride pussy like bitch was a 70s slut on her way to the disco to rail an 8 ball of coke, before getting gangbanged in the back room by the entire staff…

Covering that cameltoe that is inevitible when you put these pants on is some kind of mean shit that takes away all the job in watching a broad bitch rock the shit…

That’s why Hilary Duff is the Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer. Call PETA. She’s fucked up everything.

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2011

09

Jun

Hilary Duff Hiding Her Pregnancy of the Day

My theory is that there is no way anyone would wear this kind of carpet/blanket in public unless they were trying to cover up a fat uterus….I mean the timing is right she’s been married for at least a year…but her husband’s a homosexual hockey player so babies don’t make sense…unless of course it’s one of his teammates baby which is possible cuz there’s no team building like letting your team fuck your wife….

Sure this is all speculation…but sometimes make belief is better than reality…

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2011

25

May

Hilary Duff Plays With Balls of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff doing the low level celebrity publicity stunt where they hold two melons up against their chest like they are a set of novelty tits. We’ve been down this road, it’s been done before, Tila Tequila Did It , Heidi Montag Did It , even Traci Bingham did it….

I guess it’s good to see Hilary Duff in the company of such bottom feeding trash, it only means one thing and that’s Sex Tape Coming Soon, unfortunately both her and her husband are billionaires, so that may not happen at all, not to mention her husband is more into dudes to spend the time needed to fuck her, hence why she’s doing the melon tit hustle, but we’re all allowed to have dreams.


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2011

13

May

Hilary Duff Side-Profile Tit of the Day

I don’t know what’s happening to Hilary Duff, maybe it’s just the angle, but it looks like she may be growing breasts. Maybe she’s finally hit puberty, or maybe she’s wearing a push-up bra, or maybe she’s been laying so low profile cuz she bought herself implants, which I doubt cuz her husband is one of those “in it for the lockerroom comradery” jocks, gay to the core, disguised in jacked up testosterone and initiation hazings and by default is into her looking as manly and broad shouldered as possible for him to fuck, unless he’s using her as bait to lure his teammates in, in which case it all makes sense…

All this to say I’m digging this stuff by Duff….

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2011

22

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Thick TIts at the Tattoo Removal Clinic of the Day

Hilary Duff brought her serious body to the Tattoo Removal Clinic. I assume she had the name of another hockey boyfriend on her cunt…and that was making her husband Jealous…not cuz he wants to be the only hockey name next to her cunt…not because he wants to be the only one inside her cunt…cuz he’s a firm believer that in order to make a strong team, you need to let the boys your fantasize in the lockeroom while showering, who you try to instigate initiation hazing rituals with even though they aren’t new to the team, fuck your wife, cuz it’s the only way you’ll get to see their hard cocks….but cuz she got to her ex hockey cock before he did….

Yes, I am calling Hilary Duff’s husband gay, especially for Hilary Duff’s ex hockey boyfriend…half their relationship is spent talking about how he used to fuck her….

All pro athletes are. Everyone knows that.

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