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2009

12

May

Hilary Duff in Some Workout Gear of the Day

If you’re wondering how Hilary Duff’s been staying in good enough shape to put up with the Hockey Team gangbangs her boyfriend puts her through, you know because she’s in love with him and understands that as a jock, he has obligations to his team, to build a sense of family in sharing everything he has with them, she’s a real trooper and here she is in some gym clothes leaving the gym where she spend the better part of two hours doing squats to stretch her asshole out.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Workout

2009

25

Mar

Hilary Duff Loading The Trunk of the Day

I spend a good amount of time at the supermarket watching mom’s load their cars up with groceries, not because I can’t afford to get groceries and it is like when people drive through the rich part of town to look at the big houses, but because I like mom’s when their husbands are work.

I like them better when they are into yoga and staying fit, and even better when they are dressed like their teenage daughters in leggings, because I know how well traveled and experienced those mouths and pussies are.

As a guy who likes to fuck with young girls, breaking that mold and getting a real whore who doesn’t cry rape when you test their boundaries, and who doesn’t think facials/doggystyle/anal is being really adventurous is legendary. Especially when their hot daughter is in the other room and their husband is out making money to put that food they just loaded in the car on the table while I stare at their asses.

Unfortunately, the only wife and mother I’m fucking is my wife and she weighs in at 350 pounds.

Here’s Hilary Duff on set of some show bending over the trunk you’d like to throw her in, shut and drive to some abandoned warehouse to have your way with her. Creep.

Posted in:Ass|Hilary Duff|Jeans|Trunk

2009

26

Feb

Hilary Duff and Her Lesbian Crackwhore of the Day

I am not gonna judge Hilary Duff’s sexual preferences. I know how she’s feeling, we’ve all been there, you know desperate and alone with nothing but a 20 to our name and a boner in our pants. You know looking to get off all over her dirty crack addicted face after violating her gaping, dry, dying vagina, because she is all you really afford, only to feel humiliated once you’re done, leading to you hitting the pipe with the whore you just got with because you realize how she’s the best thing you’ve had in the last 5 years and you don’t want it to end, despite how much you hate yourself for doing it.

You know until you realize there’s a cop across the street about to crack the fuck down on you, forcing you to pretend you’ve never seen that girl before, you know make him think he’s insane for implying such a thing like someone like me paying for sex from someone like that, playing it all off as a joke and going on my merry way….with a boner in my pocket and realizing that the cunt stole my 20 out of my pocket when we were discussing prices, before the pigs cockblocked us…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Homeless|Lesbian

2008

15

Dec

Hilary Duff Does Maxim of the Day

Hilary Duff did Maxim and who really gives a shit. I am just surprised that Maxim is still around and that people buy that shit, not only because magazines are pretty fucking obsolete and kill trees, you fucking hippies, but because shit’s more repetitive than me, it’s like every issue is a repeat of the last issue and despite finding comfort in things we know and trust, it’s still boring and a waste of fucking time. Sure, I pull that shit out in magazine stands, just to see if maybe they’ve updated their format, or to see if they’ve finally bit the bullet and gone porn, but they just always let me the fuck down, including these pictures of Hilary Duff, would it be too much to ask to see a photoshoot with a skate to her neck and a hockey sick in her ass, while her boyfriend and the rest of his team suck each other off like they do in the locker room after they won a big fucking game, because it’s not gay to suck off your teammate if a teen starlet is in the corner fucking the equipment, like she does it in the bedroom at home? Step it the fuck up Maxim.

Posted in:15|16|Hilary Duff|Maxim|Photoshoot|Uncategorized

2008

10

Dec

Hilary Duff is a Titty Cutter of the Day

Hilary Duff is speaking my language….there’s nothing sexier than a blade to a perky young tit…at least that’s what this hockey player once told me when I was working for a cleaning company that happened to have the contract for the Montreal Canadiens changing room and where I’d happen to hear conversations these fucking guys would have about how they mistreat women, they’d go off about gangbangs on the road, and this one dude would only fuck the girls he was cheating on his wife with up the ass because that didn’t count as cheating, and another dude would talk about sucking his cum out of some groupy’s pussy, and the shit just got weirder and weirder, and was borderline rapist and abusive shit, like I am talking a serious boys club who treat whores like whores and last time I checked, Hilary Duff was dating a hockey player so if you’re wondering what happened to her tit….you should see her pussy. Turns out skates don’t make good dildos.

Posted in:cleavage|Cut|Hilary Duff

2008

09

Sep

Hilary Duff Leaves the Gym of the Day

I got a Job Offer. This is the first time anyone has ever offered me work. I think it is spam, the email kind, but that doesn’t matter, because it’s a job offer none the less. The shit’s pretty intriguing because I always wanted to be a migrant worker and feel like I was living in India, stealing american jobs because it’s so much more cost effective. You know like working a call center in India for Dell or Microsoft support so I can sit there and talk to Americans all day, confusing them, making them hold on the line for hours on end and never really giving them a straight answer or helping them out because it is a dream of mine, especially under the hot Indian sun in an overpopulated city and overpopulated office that smells like shit and looks like shit because it is brown.

Here is that job offer…..

We offer a part time job on your computer.

Job Description:

We will provide you with the texts for our employees with the important information and you will
correct the texts as an english speaking person and send them back to us.

Salary:

We don’t have a fixed salary for this vacancy. We will pay you $7.00 for every 1Kb of the
corrected text. You will get paid at the END of each month. Every month your salary will be
different as it depends on your activity.

And here is some Hilary Duff leaving the gym action because she doesn’t need a job and can run around doing nothing all day while we sit here at our computers distracting ourselves from work by lookin’ at her tits, not that I have a job, but you probably do and you probably also like Hilary Duff so here she is…..

Posted in:Gym|Hilary Duff|Uncategorized

2008

22

Aug

Butts by Hilary Duff of the Day

I remember a time when Hilary Duff was the Miley Cyrus of her generation, you know on all these stupid shows, rockin’ a shitty singing career and making more money than she knew what to do with, but in the last couple years she’s almost fallen off the map. I know she did a tour and all that but she’s just not as relevant with the kids, but I know that the perverts who remember her at 15 and still reference the pics of her from that era that they have saved on their computer haven’t given up on her like they were the Good Charlotte sister that violated her cervix and ran off with Nicole Richey so here’s her ass.

I am not feeling like writing today and Hilary Duff proves while grocery shopping like a middle-aged soccer mom, that there comes a time that we all lose our momentum…I guess now’s my time…..so just look at the pictures of her boring semi- retired irrelevant ass.

Posted in:Ass|Hilary Duff

2008

21

Jul

Hilary Duff Goes To See Dark Knight Along With the Rest of the World of the Day

Along with Hilary Duff and the rest of the world, I decided to go see Dark Knight because of all the hype. Shit bored the fuck out of me and the truth is that Heath Ledger was amazing in it, but since the rest of the movie was a waste of fucking time, he didn’t save the fuckin’ day. Maybe I didn’t like it becaue I generally hate movies and have no attention span for them, or maybe it was just fucking drawn out and uneventful and the main love interest who was supposed to be hot and who was played by Katie Holmes the first movie, was a fuckin ugly whore who I was happy to see die.

I have an source close to Heath Ledger who recently told me that he’s not actually dead and that they just took the marketing of the move a little more aggressively than other movies have taken marketing, They figured if they staged his death, he’d get some time off and the buzz it would generate would lead to the shit we all witnessed/took part in this past weekend. Don’t be surprised if in the next month, dude surfaces again and tells us all it was a joke as part of his role as the joker. I mean people attributed his role to leading him to use sleeping pills because it was just that depraved and that ended up killing him, hyping up his character more than any character’s ever been hyped. Hearing people giggle in awe and excitement as soon as dude got on screen, just further proves that he carried the movie on his back and the only reason people were there was because of him and you’ll all regret it when you realize the real joke’s on you because after wasting 3 hours of my life, I feel compelled to start using and mixing perscription pills, but the good news is that the movie was so dull, I had no problem falling asleep during it, after it and even today when I think about it I find myself yawning and thinking how nice bed would feel.

I am not just saying this because I am “that” guy, who just shits on everything that hits and that is successful to be the against the grain motherfucker, I sincerely think the shit sucked but not as much as these pics of Hilary Duff on her way to see the movie.

The point of all this is to say that if I am wrong and he is actually dead, it had to be done by the studio because I don’t think a death since Princess Diana has made this much money and no life is worth as much as this movie made, I guess it’s just a small sacrifice and can only hope it becomes a regular strategy and used by other companies, mainly by MTV with the cast of The Hills, in a rigged bus accident that offs all these cunts in hopes of selling lots of DVDs.

Posted in:Dark Knight|Hilary Duff

2008

09

Jul

Hilary Duff’s Ass Fucks Hockey Players of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff bending over for her hockey playing boyfriend while shopping. It’s called the baboon style of seduction where her cunt inflames and secretes disgusting smells that only a horny, testosterone filled animal would appreciate. There’s pretty much nothing hot about her, except for maybe the fantasies of what she can do with her little dog she carries around, shit’s like a live-action sex toy and a lot more luxurious than the 2 fingered vibrator that I got my wife for our first wedding anniversary, it was a lot more expensive back then and it turned out obsolete, because my wife needed 6 fingers to fill her and I just didn’t have that kind of budget or interest in making it happen.

Bonus -Some Pictures of the Hockey Couple from a Couple Days Ago….

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Hockey Players

2008

22

Apr

Hilary Duff is a Cowboy in Shorts of the Day

This post is legendary and by legendary I mean not very interesting at all but worth posting because short shorts are in style this summer, at least that’s what it looks like because I was out over the weekend and every girl was wearing shorts where ass cheeks hung out of the motherfuckers and pussies were suckin’ those fuckin’ things up like they hadn’t been fed in weeks….and that makes me a fan.

The truth is that anything slutty making its way into the mainstream is something that I support because I am a pervert and there was a time when the only girls who wore these things total were fuckin’ sluts and looked down upon by other girls, making the girls who had the bodies to pull it off and who were sitting on the fence about rockin’ these in public choose to not put them on. That made people like you and me the losers in the situation, which isn’t saying much because we were losers to begin with but it’s saying something and that something is that when you see Hilary Duff in anything slutty, you know that shit’s not slutty anymore and is all of a sudden considered wholesome because her virgin touch purifies things since her only sexual experience was when she used to eat Good Charlotte’s pussy and that was a long time ago….since then it’s been occasional accidental masturbation from when she pressed up against the jet of her jacuzzi for a few minutes longer than she was supposed to…

Either way, here’s everyone’s favorite cowgirl who’s only experience with a horse was back when she was younger and would climb up on her sister’s back and I approve.

Posted in:Cowboy|Hilary Duff|Shorts

2008

21

Mar

Hilary Duff Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

Here’s some stuff by Hilary Duff and by stuff I mean tits. Look down Hilary Duff’s shirt because it’s the closest you’ll ever get to her which is too bad because based on her tits – it looks like she’s on the pill and you know what they say about girls on the pill, they let you bang them without a condom and they can’t get pregnant…but after seeing what happened to Britney, I can be pretty sure she’s now one of those lame girls who you date all year hoping to just get a chance to bang her without a rubber but she always insists on using one, even though she’s on the pill and even after you’ve been tested for STDs numerous times which was never really an issue since you’re a virgin but you can never be too safe, plus that chick you wanted to bang worked at the clinic and you wanted her to think you were massively experienced.

BONUS – Some Hilary Duff Lookin’ Hot in Fishnets from the Other Day

Posted in:cleavage|Hilary Duff

2007

19

Nov

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass in Demin of the Day

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I have decided that today I am a fan of Hilary Duff. Not because she’s hot, but because she’s not fat and broken down like my wife and that shit is refreshing to me.

It’s kinda funny what happens to a man when you’ve been with someone who makes you sick to your stomach for about 5 years, and that is that the girls I once found hideous are slowly getting more and more attractive.

It’s like when I was in High School and I wouldn’t fuck the decent looking chick because she had one eyebrow and took too much work to convince to take my dick and my albino neighbor was easy and all about my dick because dude’s were usually scared shitless of her red eyes…but the point is that as an older dude, I find myself lookin’ at average lookin’ 18 year olds who I would have never fucked when I was 18, but now bring dirty thoughts in mind, because the fact that they are 18 outweighs the fact that they looks like they belong on a farm.

So Hilary and her horse face may not be the most amazing thing to look at, but I wouldn’t mind riding her down the beach and into the sunset like on a club med commercial but that’s just because late at night, I like to pretend I’m a cowboy and I feel like she’d be able to contribute to that fantasy by playing both the whore in the Saloon and the Horse I rode in on, she really is a triple threat.


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Posted in:Ass|Denim|Hilary Duff|Jeans|Unsorted

2007

15

Nov

I am – Hilary Duff Leaving a Massage Parlor of the Day

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Finally, Hilary Duff and you have something in common. These are pictures of her leaving a massage parlor, something you’ve got a lot of experience with, but you usually sneak out of that shit with a hood on a 4 am because you don’t want us knowing you get hand jobs from 40 year old asian bitches.

I went to a massage parlor a few times, I didn’t have the money to do the rub and tug shit, and I didn’t really want her dirty hand job hands rubbin’ me up and down, but I was drunk and thought it would be funny to see how they work.

Basically, you walk in and the pimp seats you in your own private room. He sends in 10 drug addicted chicks in bikinis to do a little show for you, one by one, for you to decide which one you want. So as each girl came in one and did their little dance, I’d reject them for whatever flaw I could find after making them flash me their pussies, or touch their toes or crawl around the floor or balance on one leg or do the running man or whatever stupid shit I could convince them to do because I am into making whores look like assholes.

I kinda felt like the king of the massage parlor, you know making these girls do embarrassing shit for me for free until the guy was out of girls and I caused a scene about how shitty his girls were and that I just came to get a hand job and now I’ve wasted an hour of my life and went to storm out… but the problem was that the drunk dude I was there with who was in a room of his own, wasn’t as poor or strong as me and ended up getting a massage from the rattiest lookin’ slut in the place and I was forced to sit in the waiting room for another fuckin’ hour like a total asshole.

Speaking of assholes, I wonder what the slag who rubbed Hilary Duff out looked like. I bet she was all high end and designer because Hilary Duff’s got more that 15 dollars to spend on that shit….and based on her fuckin’ ear-to-ear smile, she was pretty fuckin’ good.


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Posted in:Hilary Duff|Massage|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff's Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.


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Posted in:Ass|Hilary Duff|Panties|Performing|Short Dress|Unsorted

2007

19

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.


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Hilary Duff On Set “Acting” Pictures
Hilary Duff Eating Ice Cream
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Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures

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