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2011

29

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Awkward Sex Life of the Day

When your husband is gay, this is what happens…he makes you practice ballet, or gymnastics or whatever the fuck this non-fucking shit is….cuz hockey was something that just worked out for his billionaire heir self, his real passion was in spandex pants….

See I’m not sure if Hilary Duff’s husband is gay, I just like to assume he is, cuz the idea of her being passed around the locker room to bring up team spirit, also lifts my spirits…and I just like to assume all athletes are gay…cuz of the amount of time they are naked and touching each other…I blame ritual hazings using broomsticks in assholes for this biased opinion….

Here’s another one of her working out so that she ends up broad and built like a man so that her husband will finally have sex with her…but only from behind and if she’s wearing a pair of tighty whites and a wig.

Thanks for using twitter for giving a glimpse into your life…

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2011

23

Jun

Hilary Duff is a Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer of the Day

The whole reason mom jeans are hot is because they ride pussy like bitch was a 70s slut on her way to the disco to rail an 8 ball of coke, before getting gangbanged in the back room by the entire staff…

Covering that cameltoe that is inevitible when you put these pants on is some kind of mean shit that takes away all the job in watching a broad bitch rock the shit…

That’s why Hilary Duff is the Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer. Call PETA. She’s fucked up everything.

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2011

09

Jun

Hilary Duff Hiding Her Pregnancy of the Day

My theory is that there is no way anyone would wear this kind of carpet/blanket in public unless they were trying to cover up a fat uterus….I mean the timing is right she’s been married for at least a year…but her husband’s a homosexual hockey player so babies don’t make sense…unless of course it’s one of his teammates baby which is possible cuz there’s no team building like letting your team fuck your wife….

Sure this is all speculation…but sometimes make belief is better than reality…

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2011

25

May

Hilary Duff Plays With Balls of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff doing the low level celebrity publicity stunt where they hold two melons up against their chest like they are a set of novelty tits. We’ve been down this road, it’s been done before, Tila Tequila Did It , Heidi Montag Did It , even Traci Bingham did it….

I guess it’s good to see Hilary Duff in the company of such bottom feeding trash, it only means one thing and that’s Sex Tape Coming Soon, unfortunately both her and her husband are billionaires, so that may not happen at all, not to mention her husband is more into dudes to spend the time needed to fuck her, hence why she’s doing the melon tit hustle, but we’re all allowed to have dreams.


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2011

13

May

Hilary Duff Side-Profile Tit of the Day

I don’t know what’s happening to Hilary Duff, maybe it’s just the angle, but it looks like she may be growing breasts. Maybe she’s finally hit puberty, or maybe she’s wearing a push-up bra, or maybe she’s been laying so low profile cuz she bought herself implants, which I doubt cuz her husband is one of those “in it for the lockerroom comradery” jocks, gay to the core, disguised in jacked up testosterone and initiation hazings and by default is into her looking as manly and broad shouldered as possible for him to fuck, unless he’s using her as bait to lure his teammates in, in which case it all makes sense…

All this to say I’m digging this stuff by Duff….

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2011

22

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Thick TIts at the Tattoo Removal Clinic of the Day

Hilary Duff brought her serious body to the Tattoo Removal Clinic. I assume she had the name of another hockey boyfriend on her cunt…and that was making her husband Jealous…not cuz he wants to be the only hockey name next to her cunt…not because he wants to be the only one inside her cunt…cuz he’s a firm believer that in order to make a strong team, you need to let the boys your fantasize in the lockeroom while showering, who you try to instigate initiation hazing rituals with even though they aren’t new to the team, fuck your wife, cuz it’s the only way you’ll get to see their hard cocks….but cuz she got to her ex hockey cock before he did….

Yes, I am calling Hilary Duff’s husband gay, especially for Hilary Duff’s ex hockey boyfriend…half their relationship is spent talking about how he used to fuck her….

All pro athletes are. Everyone knows that.

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2011

21

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Not So Lesbian, Lesbian Twitter Pics of the Day

I’ve seen girls in action….I know how they are…All kissing each other on the lips and grabbing each other’s tits like it aint a thing…all doing it for attention….pretending it’s just all cutesy and shit…knowing dudes are loving it…without realizing the kind of dude the internet produces and that your digital camera and webcam is your weapon that’s gonna land you raped or craigslist killed.

People have this misconception about the internet and forget that it attracts all the freaks. They think it is safe cuz all their friends are on it. They don’t get that it is where all the weirdos are. They don’t get that they are mining your information. They don’t get that they are using the internet to control you. It’s a scary fucking thing…and here you are slutting out on it with pics of you college girls for me to masturbate to…

Remember kissing the cheek in picture is the gateway kiss to Girls Gone Wild kissing the pussy in exchange for a GGW hat.

Here’s Hilary Duff toying with the idea of internet slutting.

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2011

18

Feb

Some Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

Yeah…Hilary Duff and her thickness is boring….Yeah…she got married to a hockey playing billionaire….and pretty much died to me…her back got hthick and masculine cuz hockey playing billionaires only play pro hockey cuz they like the locker room…meaning that her pussy is used in all the team building initiation events… while homie jerks off…but even though she’s passed around like a Lizzy McGuire trading card or stuff by Hilary Duff panties at a pedophile convention…and I love sluts who get passed around, she still bores me…but for some reason I am posting the pictures anyway….a reason I don’t understand…but assume it’s gotta do with the marketing machine behind her that’s got me brain washed.


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2011

19

Jan

Hilary Duff’s Bag Strap Rocks her TItty of the Day

Here’s Hilary Duff with a bag strap between her tit….proving that despite her billionaire husband’s hockey locker room wishes….she’s hasn’t quite turned into a man yet.

I don’t know fashion but I do know there’s something amazing about a satchel when it gently caresses a breast…you know when it gets between the shit like a cock about to titty fuck the bitch…pushing the breast out…making it look bigger and fuller…better than any underwire bra…but then again…maybe I look into these thing a little too much…and a blame spending too much time on college campuses, pretending to be a student, in hopes of landing experimental pussy…it never quite worked out that way…but at least the scenery kept me entertained…

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