I don’t know if seeing a thicker Hilary Duff is really all that exciting…I mean she wasn’t even that amazing when she was a t her prime…and now she’s like a middle aged mom which is one of the least attractive things a girl can be…but I do know that trying to stare up her skirt in pictures by angling my screen makes this depressingly boring day a little more interesting, even if it’s pathetic as fuck…

If you look at it from 45 degree angle…you definitely see LABIA…unless that’s just a cum stain still on my screen…yep…it’s a cum stain…

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Here is Hilary Duff is proving yet again that being the mother is not always the best decision for your ass, vagina, legs, or sex appeal…but none of that really matters because she’s rich and doesn’t need you jerking off to her…she’s got enough creepy fans who still tell her they love her on the regular…because that’s what being famous is all about…

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a model and she looks like she’s a lot of fun…in the way she lets people take suggestive pictures of her under the assumption it is for high concept fashion and art, while really it’s just soft core porn…it’s so hard to tell the difference especially when you are the one taking the pics of the bitch who would never do it knowing it was designed for people like you to jerk off to, but rather designed for the fashion industry to say “look at her angles, she really has talent, lets’ book her for this million dollar campaign”…

We call this a WIN / Win situation….

Here are the pics for Industrie (not a porn mag) magazine.

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Hilary Duff posed with some homegrown sex toys she made in her garden, because as a famous head of a billion dollar company, she knows how important it is for sustainable living…you know the whole Green movement…

So why use plastics in your hippie ass, when you can use vegetables designed to be inserted in your hippie ass, by nature…it just doesn’t make sense to leave that carbon footprint.

I hear the big one is for her ass…a tribute to her husband’s memories of Hockey team initiation..self-hazing…and that is pretty hot…

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Hilary Duff celebrated mother’s day by showing off her mom body in a bikini and I don’t think it was anything really worth celebrating…but that the same time…I love bikinis, and shit wasn’t so bad.

I mean I don’t understand why the blogs are celebrating her sex appeal, as far as I’m concerned she’s got none…and this stuff by Hilary Duff is what you’d find at a thrift shop, all used and abused, far more tired, all for sale at a discount, rather than the prestine stuff by Hilary Duff available at Sears back when she mattered….

But I am sure her virgin loser fans are still into this, even if her arms are bigger, her ass bigger, her gut bigger, her vagina bigger….because bigger might not be better, but if you ask that dude who fucked that fat chick Saturday night cuz she was the last one standing in the bar and the only one willing to go home with him, bigger is better than nothing.

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The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.

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As a 400 pound man I don’t know shit about this fitness shit….I just know that whatever is going on here with Hilary Duff is something I am into…or at least into watching her do it naked….but instead imagining her naked…which is probably better cuz that body may have started to bounce back a bit from the pregnancy – but I’m not sure her vagina has….I guess we could ask her billionaire heir and pro hockey playing husband but he’s probably too busy hanging out in his team lockeroom ready for his team to get naked now that Hockey is back on the ice…get it…cuz jocks are all gay…exactly…

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(I am not allowed to post the pics)

Hilary Duff brought out her full mom tits in a bikini and everyone got excited because they finally got to see Hilary Duff with big fucking tits…without realizing that the rest of her is big too…you see cuz she’s a mom and carrying baby weight….and big tits or not, bitch is ruined….but at least in her defense she’s balling hard, doesn’t need to work, or to be fit and can live a life better than most….fat or not…ravaged mom pussy or not….baby weight consipiracy or not…she’s won….so we might as well take in what she’s got to offer….

I am not allowed to post the pics cuz the paparazzi hate me…but…..

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The way Hilary rides the horn is the kind of that makes me want to hunt her down and give her a third trimester abortion with my fucking tongue…or maybe my fists…cuz there’s nothing more annoying than an irritating, spoiled bitch who is slightly inconvenienced so that she throws down a fucking hissy fit using what car manufacturers install for safety not for fucking pleasure in efforts of getting her way….seriously, I get that she’s mad her pussy will never be the same again, but can’t she just listen to some Mel C and deal with her shitty life choices….Cunt…

Yes I just posted a Mel C song for Hilary Duff’s Vagina….

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This just in…..Hilary Duff’s vagina still hasn’t been ravaged by the passing of a baby through it…she may be ready to drop…she may be dialated…and that pussy may be about to be hit by a serious game changer….you know a pile of abuse that will leave it disabled, as if it was in an accident….but until little billionaire is born….I believe her tightness is in tact…and that we can jerk off to her hot pregnant body one last time before the cold truth of what happens during labor sets in….

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