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2012

07

Jun

Hilary Swank is a Dude in Tight Pants of the Day

Anyone else jerk off in Hilary Swank’s break out performance as the Boy who Doesn’t Cry who wasn’t a boy but a girl who rocked a fake dick and short hair all lesbionic with a trimmed bush and rockin’ tits she ACE bandaged down…or was I the only one capable of ignoring her broad shoulders that got her cast to play a dude in the first place…coupled with her horse lookin’ head…cuz I was too busy focusing on the 4 second window of opportunity I call “FULL FRONTAL RAPE SCENE”….

You know there was a time when I couldn’t afford the internet and rated NC-17 movies was all the porn I had access too….I figure it’s better than jerking off to weirder shit like your mom’s soiled panties or some shit….

Either way, ugly or not, I’m digging her ass proper…fit and round is perfect enough for me…cuz I can ignore the rest of her….It really is a talent that only works if the chick isn’t fat…


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2011

06

Dec

Some Bitches at the New Year’s Eve Premiere of the Day

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There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter….

I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood.

I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it…

That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter….

Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite…

Katherine Heigl Showing Tit in a tight dress I can only assume is spanxed all to hell

Sofia Vergara Showing Tit in a Lingerie Looking Dress…

Abigail Breslin/Little Miss Sunshite Jail Baitin’ for your Masturbating…

Lea Michele Manly Tit and Single Kutcher Who May Fuck It….because clearly he’s not too discriminatory when it comes to pussy….

Hilary Swank is Boys Don’t Cry….

Ludacris and Some Big Black Booty….

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2011

25

Aug

Hilary Swank Bikini Pics of the Day

Hilary Swank is one of those chicks who you think looks like a dude so much that she gets cast in a movie playing a chick who pretends to be a dude and it launches her career into this huge success….because she’s skinny, boyish, square jawed and even muscular….but for some reason rockin’ huge tits …that didn’t even have the power to win us over and think she’s not a dude….

But as she starts aging and turning 40, while the other chicks who had hot bodies in the 20s get fat and dumpy after having kids, giving up, and whatever else 40 year olds do…Hilary Swank’s ripped manly body ends up looking tight and hot…at least compared to chicks her own age…making her a catch for more than just her bank account….

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2011

04

Feb

Hilary Swank Naked in a New Movie of the Day

Rubbing Lotion on her tits, showing off bush in light cotton panties, getting out of the bath all wet and naked are apparently all things that make Hilary Swank tolerable…at least that’s what this clip from The Resident a movie that is yet to be released is telling me.

Watch it while you can, cuz I’m pretty sure this is gonna lead to a lawyers letter, while I just think I’m promotion, but lawyers like to double talk and make issues out of nothing so they can buy themselves Porsche’s and cheat on their wives they regret marrying in Law School before they were rich, when they saw a bright future of comin’ up to the top together, something that faded fast while at the top and realizing lots of 20 year olds would love the life you could provide in exchange for sex, being reminded of that everytime you stare at her shitty body…a frustration I guess that fuels the misery that they need in their careers as they try to ruin people everyday to feel good about themselves…shit, I shoulda been a lawyer.

That’s all I have to say about that….

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2010

13

Aug

Hilary Swank in her Bikini in Her Bikini of the Day

This Hilary Swank bitch is really something. No matter how old she gets, or how boxy and broad shouldered she gets. I still find her transgendered. From the first time I tried jerking off to her getting raped in “Boys Don’t Cry” where she played a chick who pretended to be a dude, ace bandaging them big old tits down and stuffing her underwear so she could get down with Becky from Roseanne, until last year where she played a dyke aviator, to now where she’s flexing her borad boxy body on the beach, I still haven’t quite figured her out and I’m not about to start now…cuz I really don’t care that much…I just know that if she’s got a vagina…then no matter how manly a bitch is…it’s still not gay…unless she’s fucking you up the ass…in which case I’d say you’re kinda on the fence…

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2010

05

May

Hilary Swank Boring Hard Nippled Tits of the Day

I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t try to jerk off to Hilary Swank’s naked body in Boys Don’t Cry at least once…There’s a scene I remember where amongst acting and dressing like a boy, she gets violated by her buddies who rip her clothes off and reveal her awesome fucking tits, and I figured that after watching such a heavy load of shit about some confused lesbian who fucked Becky from Roseanne with a strap-on, I had no choice but to celebrate when they busted out her tits and bush to distract me from her stupid looking face and the fact that she was pretending to be a boy the whole movie….

You see Hilary Swank isn’t hot. She’s got the floppy face of a basset hound, but her tits carry her through life and make her other flaws okay, so when I see her braless with hard nipples, I forget that she’s too old for my liking and that she looks like a farmhand in Missouri repairing the fucking tractor…something I know turns your closet-case ass on, so enjoy and remember that it’s not gay if she’s got hard nippled tits, even if it feels like it is kinda gay, cuz she looks like an awkward teenage boy.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

08

Mar

Hilary Swank’s Busted Face in the Right Dress of the Day

Hilary Swank has never been hot. She’s always been a masculine lookin’ jacked up bitch with big tits. She even won an Oscar playing the girl who dressed like a boy before getting killed. So despite having a vagina and a set of great tits, she might as well be packing a dick and balls under her dress, because she’s made it pretty much homosexual to ever like her in a sexual way….Any girl who is that convincing as a dude….just can’t live that down…but at least she’s making the right choices in her clothes to distract me from her face and high testosterone levels….not that you care what I think….so here are the pics…

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2009

25

Sep

Hilary Swank Almost Lets Us Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

Was it gay of me for jerking off to the scene in Boys Don’t Cry, where Hilary Swank a girl who dressed like a boy, was in the bathroom and a group of her friends ripped her pants off, revealing her bush, so the rednecks discovered their best buddy was a chick, figuring they should take advantage of the situation and fuck the shit out of him, like the pussy was a gift from fuckin’ god?
That is like you thinking “shit, I’ve known this dude for 8 years and we have so much in common, he’s pretty much my soulmate, but he was always a he and that would make me gay if I ever pursued it and I don’t want to be gay or admit my feelings to him, that would turn my whole life upside down and he’d probably drop me as a friend so that I’d have none of him” about your best friend, then you accidentally walk in on him in the bathroom and dude’s sitting on the fuckin’ toilet with a full fuckin’ vagina, making you think it must be a dream come true, so you decide to rape the poor fucker….
Yeah, it was pretty gay of me cuz the reason Hilary Swank got the gig was cuz she made a good boy no matter how big a vagina she has, and here she showing us some leg, maybe a little upskirt….

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2007

03

Sep

I am – Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Swank in a white bikini, because I love white bikinis. Girls don’t cry and please never realize that they are see through and that we can see your total vagina when you wear them, because you’re too busy making sure that they don’t show nipple through. It’s like the inventor of the white bikini knew just how to distract a girl enough to not realize we all see your baby maker.

Hilary Swank may not be one of those pretty girls you see on the street, she may look rough and rugged and a bit like a dude who doesn’t cry, but reality is that she hasn’t got shit on the cougar I met last night. I was out with a couple of people getting drunk it’s what I do and one of the guys I was with was called over by a cougar sitting a lone. I never witnessed a cougar in her natural habitat, I only experienced it through second hand stories, but she just waved over to him to come sit with her and he went. She was chatting him up, probably talking about when she was in her 20s back in the 80s, maybe about her daughter who was his age, probably about how she had breast cancer and the scare made her leave her family and re-live her youth…I was just sitting across the way running dialog in my head of what she was saying, but then I realized that she was a hooker, with clear heeled hooker looking boots and bright red hooker looking hair and rough beat down face that only years of being a hooker can do or you….

Anyway, dude sat with her for a while before realizing it and when he did he didn’t cry but he was mad about the time he wasted talking to her and took her to the back alley and punished her face with his dick for misleading him…at least that what he said he did, but I am pretty sure dude’s a lot like you can the only punishing he can do is to himself because no one else gives him the time of day….even when he pays them….

I am just still drinking because it’s fucking labor day asshole…so bear with me if my posts don’t make any sense at all…


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2007

28

Aug

I am – Hilary Swank Bikini Pics of the Day

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No matter how hot Hilary Swank ever looks all I can ever remember about her is that she played a girl pretending to be a guy in that stupid movie Boys Don’t Cry, and forgot to mention her husband in her Oscar acceptance speech, which is probably why he divorced her. You tell yourself that being attracted to girls that dress up as guys isn’t as gay as just being attracted to guys, which is wrong, but if thats what you need to tell yourself to get through the day, thats fine. Homo.

I freaked out a roomful of people the other night at a party when I said I wouldn’t turn down having sex with a Male to Female tranny, and that the idea of fucking a chick with a dick was actually really appealing to me. The minute a person has a vagina, it turns them into a catty, whiney fuck (and I know this because I have one), and I figured having the dick there avoids that, and the tits add to the overall play factor during sex. But I’m not gay, I’m just Kinky.

I guess I’m pretty lucky. As a women, me being interested in this type of thing makes me “open minded” but when someone like you is into that type of thing, it makes you a fag.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


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2007

10

Jul

I am – Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures of the Day

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If I was a real blogger I’d write that bitch was wrong in saying Boys Don’t Cry because she never got in a bikini for them to put that theory to test. She probably hasn’t pulled out her dick in the movie and raped anyone either, but I do know that there are some things that make a guy cry.

Hilary Swank has only been hot in one role, and that’s Boys Don’t Cry, because even though she looked like a dude, I still got to see her stuff Becky from Roseanne with a dildo and at the time it came out lesbians had little place in the World, except maybe for Ellen or this bitch who worked at the laundry mat down the street from me who always gave me dirty looks because I had a penis…

Reality is, I am trying to get ready for this cruise my wife went on. She isn’t coming with me anymore because I convinced her that I needed to get away from her and that she wouldn’t fit on the plane, fit in a bathing suit or fit in the deck chairs they had lined up by the pool. I am not as excited as I should be about this cruise because someone told me everything costs money once you’re there, I am not into being locked in a floating mall with a bunch of old ladies for 2 days without seeing land, and I have never travelled. Today’s goal was to go out and get sedatives from the doctor because health care is free, but I slept in and now I am forced to come back to this site and post shit you’ve already seen about Hilary Swank’s shrunken tits and horseface. I don’t mind, I am actually going to miss doing this everyday and that’s more embarrassing than when Hilary Swank’s testicles fall out of her bikini and into the fag she’s dating’s mouth….

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