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2013

22

Nov

Tito Ortiz Releases Jenna Jameson Spy Cam Footage of the Day

In the event you don’t give a fuck about Jenna Jameson, or her Anna Nicole Smith overly medicated porn slut fall from the top of some bullshit, broken, daddy issue empire she created and went mainstream with…the bitch is crazy…

I’ve talked to her ex boyfriends…and even in the 90s she was a fucking headache, that’s why she is a porn slut..

Now Tito, MMA Fighter, married her, had kids with her, and I guess got caught up in her porn slut behavior, maybe even was happy about it, thinking like a typical dude, “Omg, i fuck Jenna Jameson, everyone wants this”…without realizing so many less damaged, less broken, even normal girls would have got with him for his money alone…

So now they are in custody battles, where he’s’ a good dad to them, and she’s a medicated, drunken, porn slut….and in efforts of proving that…he’s released this spy cam footage that shows other porn sluts in the house, and her constantly drinking, because that’s what broken bitches do…

I find it hilarious on so many levels…from getting this involved with such a broken liability…to the faxt that he’s releasing spy footage…the whole thing is fucking genius…way more fun than a sex tape…

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2013

21

Oct

Jenna Jameson’s Going to Die of the Day

Jenna Jameson is addicted to prescription pills. She’s been kicked out of her house and her kids have been taken away from her. She’s a mess.

I saw her last week in Jersey and she looked liked she was about to die…I met one of her exes this week and he didn’t have very nice things to say about her….apparently she’s always been a horrible unstable junkie and here I was thinking porn bred top quality girls you want to bring him to mom.

She is on tour promoting a romance series that she is involved in called Sugar and her handlers, who I am sure aren’t all that involved in taking care of her, allowed her to go on TV where she made a total fool of herself because she is full of pills and seemingly totally out of her fucking mind….which I guess a nice stop to make before officially killing yourself off.

I mean this has been going on for years. I was at the AVN awards her last year in the business and she made a speech similar to this, this is going back 8 years, she’s just a wreck that I am sure is going to end soon, because when it gets to this point of trying to mask all those sad feelings with medication instead of random penis…it’s usually too far gone to come back from…

That’s not to say she’s like this everyday all day, but she was this way on TV today and that’s probably the day she should have saved the pills until the end of the day….

The whole thing is sad.

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2013

22

May

Jenna Jameson on the Beach of the Day

There is something totally useless about seeing an old and tired Jenna Jameson in her bikini on the beach….posing like she’s hot…because the interent will link you up to hours and hours of her getting fucked back in her prime…I’m talking gangbangs, to anal, dyking out, to solo, she’s done it all…..yet I am still compelled to post the shit…

Maybe it is cuz we were once internet friends…or maybe it’s cuz I like the idea of a vagina well travelled….knowing the underlying damaged soul that comes with it…

You know, that’s the real porn to me…not all that penetration on camera shit…but the broken girl behind all the fake hair and make up..

Not to mention, she’s got a rockin’ booty, even if she’s a mom who had a mom pussy before being a mom, thanks to all the insertion.

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2013

21

Jan

If Jenna Jameson has a Nip Slip Does it Matter? of the Day

Jenna Jameson was my homie on twitter for a little while…I’d tease her dead mother…she’d go along with it….I’d offer her mouth sex…she’d go along with it….then one day I called her babies porn babies….the sperm who broke through the battered uterus….and she decided to hate me….people with kids are so sensitive about their kids….

Friend or foe, she was in Vegas having a nipple slip that I don’t think counts as a nipple slip since google leads me to countless videos of her taking dick.

But I’ll post it anyway…..


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2012

05

Sep

Jenna Jameson Ready to Strip of the Day


I am a firm believer in not paying attention to whores who get paid for sex and that you can google to see get fucked, especially when those whores in question got paid millions selling their souls to the devil through their vaginas…because I figure they’re damaged selves have fucking won…but for some reason…seeing Jenna Jameson at some strip club for a gig, looking like a delicate flower really puts a life in porn into perspective…you can really have kids and turn the whole sex trade stigma around….she must have found Jesus or some shit…


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2012

25

May

Jenna Jameson Got a DUI of the Day

Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI last night, like any responsible mother would….she drove into a light pole…and I think she was just doing it for attention….cuz she’s amazing like that…

The truth is she has a lot of crackhead personality traits and I know this because she follows me on twitter, humors me when I ask her on dates, and bitch needs to be crazy to do that….but at the same time….is a friend to me…and someone I would love to marry with my tongue just to say I did….

I mean I’d let her drunk drive me into anything she wants to…I love her.

Here’s a recent twitter pic…


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2011

15

Aug

Jenna Jameson’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

I feel kinda weird posting these pictures of Jenna Jameson in the pool in a bikini…not because I think I am invading her privacy and not because she’s a classy, elegant, regal woman who is lives on the principles of Emily Post’s book on etiquette….She’s not high society, but she’s probably graced the cover of high society…a porn slut…older, retired and a mom, just enjoying a lifestyle the money her vagina’s dignity was sacrificed to afford….so if anything…I should only be really giving her any press if she was seen getting fucked on the street corner by a homeless man, or something outrageous…cuz even a “leaked sex tape” doesn’t fly with her….you know cuz we’ve all seen her fuck and fuck some more…but then the whole fact she’s in a bikini kinda makes me have no choice but to post it…but I want to make it clear…I am hardly excited by this white trash couple living a better life than me…except maybe when she gets beat up…but that’s only cuz porn chicks love being abused…it reminds them of their childhood…

Here they are practicing their synchronized swimming for the next trailer park olympics they are participating in…

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2011

13

Aug

Jenna Jameson’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Jenna Jameson is in a bikini….

This is nothing to be excited about. I mean she’s a porn chick, or at least has a porn past that spans many videos that you can likely google and see her in all her glory…during her glory days…and half naked, not fucking, in a bikini looking like a bit of a zombie….

This is nothing to be impressed by, I mean unless you find it impressive that she’s got a vagina still, big and meaty and being hugged by her bikini, but a vagina nevertheless…..I mean after all the abuse she’s put it through….from childbirth to huge cock day after day….you’d expect it to be worn down and no longer much more than a mutated growth….or if you’re impressed by a damaged girl who hasn’t killed herself yet…despite how hard you would have killed yourself if you were in her position…or as much you expected her to…you know cuz she spent a few years looking like a zombie with a serious meth addiction….medicating her unhappiness…

But Jenna Jameson’s my friend, at least on Twitter, and that to me is enough reason to celebrate her amazingness…like I celebrated pictures she posted of her dead mom a few weeks ago that I masturbated to…told her about and got an LOL out of her over…

Not that it matters, here are the pics of her and her husband…who I assume isn’t the kind of guy who gets uptight about his wife’s sexually history, you know cuz he can just watch it….but then again, maybe that’s why he beats her.

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2011

31

Mar

Jenna Jameson’s Whore Boots Cuz She’s a Professional Slut of the Day

It is hard to get excited over a bitch who I have seen get fucked more than I’ve seen my own wife fuck, but for some reason seeing Jenna Jameson whore boot shopping with her best friend and business partner, her droopy mom vagina that was droopy before being a mom to twins that the fertility drugs made…thanks to being one of the most successful porn stars which is code for the girl who has been paid a lot only cuz she fucked a lot on camera…it’s not like bitch was making 1,000,000 dollars a scene or anything…she was just doing a lot of fucking scenes…and with a lot of fucking scenes…comes one tired vagina….making me thing maybe these leather boots are more about holding up her pussy lip she’s got tucked into them so it doesn’t drag…but still keeping me staring…possibly cuz we are best friends on Twitter, even though she never writes me back….as to you DON’T FOLLOW ME

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2011

10

Mar

Jenna Jameson Pantsless with Trash of the Day

Jenna Jameson…You’re better than being seen with this trash…I mean this has got to be rock fucking bottom…forced to take a picture with perpetual reality star from the early 2000s…who has since turned to posting nude pics on twitter to get noticed Adrienne Curry….I mean shit…getting cum on by HIV Positive dudes in the early days of your porn…hooking to really awkward and creepy fans at the AVNs who liked being shit on…getting raped by your dad and brother at the same time everyday at school….were all higher pointed than this…

Jenna Jameson…You’re better than this….

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2010

29

Oct

Jenna Jameson Does the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

Jenna Jameson hit up the pumpkin patch because it’s the place you go if you don’t have a good PR person and you are in the mood to get a picture of you taken by the paparazzi…Unless of course this is the only fucking place in LA that you can get a pumpkin, like these assholes have the monopoly on it or something, and I’m just a little disappointed that she’d kill the excitement of what she’s going as this year by wearing her Zombie costume out early…not to mention Zombie’s are so fucking played out this year….oh wait…That’s just how she looks…my bad…I am also disappointed that she’s fuckin’ with such small pumpkins, you know based on what she did to her tits, and I guess what she did to her pussy, you’d think she was a go big or go home kind of slut…and really that’s no way to talk about my Twitter Girlfriend , but she neglects me lately, so fuck her…if you’re into takin’ risks…Get it? Cuz she’s a pornstar who would seemingly have a very polluted cunt….

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2010

18

Oct

Jenna Jameson in Some Classy Pants at the Jackass 3D Premiere of the Day

Jenna Jameson was at the Jackass 3D premiere in tight clothes…for those of you who are interested in knowing what a woman who used to fuck countless men and take countless loads on her face in exchange for money some wouldn’t consider quite enough to make them do what she did on camera, despite the fact that if she didn’t do what she did, she probably would be working as a truckstop checkout girl or strungout on drugs as a whore no one wants to fuck cuz she’s too old and used up…

But that’s not way to talk about my TWITTER girlfriend….we all fuck…some of us even fuck a lot of people…some of us pay for it…some of us do it to advance our careers or living situations…some of us do it on camera…some of us do it as a career…and who really cares…cuz I’d still eat her out but then again we’re in internet love….and based on these pants at least she knows where she stands in life.

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2010

18

Oct

Jenna Jameson is My Internet Girlfriend of the Day

The highlight of my TWITTER experience was not the time I was one of 8 people blocked by Ashton Kutcher , or the period of time that Lindsay Lohan followed me before her evil group of evil friends told her not to, or the fact that every single celebrity who probably doesn’t even write their own twitter, but who instead use it as a money-making tool has blocked me, except for the Kim Kardashian pig….but that’s cuz we have an understanding…and she likes everyone, even insignificant people knowing what she’s up to…

The highlight of my TWITTER experience was when Jenna Jameson used to message me, despite the hundreds of men she’s fucked who she could reach out to, back before her husband beat her up and called her a meth addict…cuz she looks like she could be one…

Here she is not showing off her vagina…even though that’s kinda what we’d like from her…because that’s kinda her gig…even if she has a beautiful soul behind all that stale cum stained skin….but her father just died and in a pornstar world….father’s a myth…so it’s a pretty big deal.

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2010

08

Jun

Jenna Jameson Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Jenna Jameson was in a bikini, which may not be a big deal, because you can google her and see her pussy doing the Tito Ortiz by choking out a cock like it was Jenna Jameson….cuz they have spousal abuse issues in their marriage, which really isn’t all that much of a surprise, you see cuz you put a porn star and a UFC fighter in a normal relationship, living out a normal life, like they are playing fucking house, you usuaully expect them to murder suicide.

The only shitty thing about the whole beating his wife shit that sucked for me was that I was in the process of pitching Jenna Jameson on a reality show where I live in her garage like I was ALF and I just kinda get in the way, run off my mouth and try to eat her cat every chance I get while everyone watching laughs and falls in love with our unconventional dynamic….

But now she doesn’t answer my emails….which is okay, cuz broken dreams are something I’m used to.

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2010

10

May

Jenna Jameson Bikini to Follow-Up her Publicity Stunt of the Day

For those of you who jerk off to pornstars but don’t worry about what pornstars do in their personal life, you may not have heard that Tito Ortiz “Beat the Fuck” out of Jenna Jameson, even though I based on her pussy, the Fuck Beat the Hell out of her long before Tito entered the picture and made her cold, dead, rotten uterus some twins, with the help of fertility medication, because when you’re a whore, your reproductive organs beat to a different “i wish i used condoms now I have pre-cancerous HPV” drum….

That said, it was her way of getting picked up in the media, because she’s no longer doing the one thing she knew how to do to make money, and she’s probably pretty bored and tired from raising kids, when up until this point the only level of responsiblity she had to take for herself was to take load on her face instead of inside her…..

Now she’s “rekindled” with her man, her fake injury washed off in the shower, and the paparazzi were hired to take some pics of her dumpy mom body that you all jerked off to over the last decade, in a bikini, which isn’t that interesting, since googling her name will bring up archive videos of her life that involved things being inserted in her cunt. Good times.

Here are some pics of her playing “mother” because “mothers” don’t have prescription pill adictions or come from abusive homes…bullshit….at least she’s in a bikini reminding us all that she’s really let herself go and lost whatever her scummy ass once had. Enjoy.

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