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2013

22

Nov

Tito Ortiz Releases Jenna Jameson Spy Cam Footage of the Day

In the event you don’t give a fuck about Jenna Jameson, or her Anna Nicole Smith overly medicated porn slut fall from the top of some bullshit, broken, daddy issue empire she created and went mainstream with…the bitch is crazy…

I’ve talked to her ex boyfriends…and even in the 90s she was a fucking headache, that’s why she is a porn slut..

Now Tito, MMA Fighter, married her, had kids with her, and I guess got caught up in her porn slut behavior, maybe even was happy about it, thinking like a typical dude, “Omg, i fuck Jenna Jameson, everyone wants this”…without realizing so many less damaged, less broken, even normal girls would have got with him for his money alone…

So now they are in custody battles, where he’s’ a good dad to them, and she’s a medicated, drunken, porn slut….and in efforts of proving that…he’s released this spy cam footage that shows other porn sluts in the house, and her constantly drinking, because that’s what broken bitches do…

I find it hilarious on so many levels…from getting this involved with such a broken liability…to the faxt that he’s releasing spy footage…the whole thing is fucking genius…way more fun than a sex tape…

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2013

21

Oct

Jenna Jameson’s Going to Die of the Day

Jenna Jameson is addicted to prescription pills. She’s been kicked out of her house and her kids have been taken away from her. She’s a mess.

I saw her last week in Jersey and she looked liked she was about to die…I met one of her exes this week and he didn’t have very nice things to say about her….apparently she’s always been a horrible unstable junkie and here I was thinking porn bred top quality girls you want to bring him to mom.

She is on tour promoting a romance series that she is involved in called Sugar and her handlers, who I am sure aren’t all that involved in taking care of her, allowed her to go on TV where she made a total fool of herself because she is full of pills and seemingly totally out of her fucking mind….which I guess a nice stop to make before officially killing yourself off.

I mean this has been going on for years. I was at the AVN awards her last year in the business and she made a speech similar to this, this is going back 8 years, she’s just a wreck that I am sure is going to end soon, because when it gets to this point of trying to mask all those sad feelings with medication instead of random penis…it’s usually too far gone to come back from…

That’s not to say she’s like this everyday all day, but she was this way on TV today and that’s probably the day she should have saved the pills until the end of the day….

The whole thing is sad.

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2013

22

May

Jenna Jameson on the Beach of the Day

There is something totally useless about seeing an old and tired Jenna Jameson in her bikini on the beach….posing like she’s hot…because the interent will link you up to hours and hours of her getting fucked back in her prime…I’m talking gangbangs, to anal, dyking out, to solo, she’s done it all…..yet I am still compelled to post the shit…

Maybe it is cuz we were once internet friends…or maybe it’s cuz I like the idea of a vagina well travelled….knowing the underlying damaged soul that comes with it…

You know, that’s the real porn to me…not all that penetration on camera shit…but the broken girl behind all the fake hair and make up..

Not to mention, she’s got a rockin’ booty, even if she’s a mom who had a mom pussy before being a mom, thanks to all the insertion.

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2013

21

Jan

If Jenna Jameson has a Nip Slip Does it Matter? of the Day

Jenna Jameson was my homie on twitter for a little while…I’d tease her dead mother…she’d go along with it….I’d offer her mouth sex…she’d go along with it….then one day I called her babies porn babies….the sperm who broke through the battered uterus….and she decided to hate me….people with kids are so sensitive about their kids….

Friend or foe, she was in Vegas having a nipple slip that I don’t think counts as a nipple slip since google leads me to countless videos of her taking dick.

But I’ll post it anyway…..


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2012

05

Sep

Jenna Jameson Ready to Strip of the Day


I am a firm believer in not paying attention to whores who get paid for sex and that you can google to see get fucked, especially when those whores in question got paid millions selling their souls to the devil through their vaginas…because I figure they’re damaged selves have fucking won…but for some reason…seeing Jenna Jameson at some strip club for a gig, looking like a delicate flower really puts a life in porn into perspective…you can really have kids and turn the whole sex trade stigma around….she must have found Jesus or some shit…


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2012

25

May

Jenna Jameson Got a DUI of the Day

Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI last night, like any responsible mother would….she drove into a light pole…and I think she was just doing it for attention….cuz she’s amazing like that…

The truth is she has a lot of crackhead personality traits and I know this because she follows me on twitter, humors me when I ask her on dates, and bitch needs to be crazy to do that….but at the same time….is a friend to me…and someone I would love to marry with my tongue just to say I did….

I mean I’d let her drunk drive me into anything she wants to…I love her.

Here’s a recent twitter pic…


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2011

15

Aug

Jenna Jameson’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

I feel kinda weird posting these pictures of Jenna Jameson in the pool in a bikini…not because I think I am invading her privacy and not because she’s a classy, elegant, regal woman who is lives on the principles of Emily Post’s book on etiquette….She’s not high society, but she’s probably graced the cover of high society…a porn slut…older, retired and a mom, just enjoying a lifestyle the money her vagina’s dignity was sacrificed to afford….so if anything…I should only be really giving her any press if she was seen getting fucked on the street corner by a homeless man, or something outrageous…cuz even a “leaked sex tape” doesn’t fly with her….you know cuz we’ve all seen her fuck and fuck some more…but then the whole fact she’s in a bikini kinda makes me have no choice but to post it…but I want to make it clear…I am hardly excited by this white trash couple living a better life than me…except maybe when she gets beat up…but that’s only cuz porn chicks love being abused…it reminds them of their childhood…

Here they are practicing their synchronized swimming for the next trailer park olympics they are participating in…

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2011

13

Aug

Jenna Jameson’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Jenna Jameson is in a bikini….

This is nothing to be excited about. I mean she’s a porn chick, or at least has a porn past that spans many videos that you can likely google and see her in all her glory…during her glory days…and half naked, not fucking, in a bikini looking like a bit of a zombie….

This is nothing to be impressed by, I mean unless you find it impressive that she’s got a vagina still, big and meaty and being hugged by her bikini, but a vagina nevertheless…..I mean after all the abuse she’s put it through….from childbirth to huge cock day after day….you’d expect it to be worn down and no longer much more than a mutated growth….or if you’re impressed by a damaged girl who hasn’t killed herself yet…despite how hard you would have killed yourself if you were in her position…or as much you expected her to…you know cuz she spent a few years looking like a zombie with a serious meth addiction….medicating her unhappiness…

But Jenna Jameson’s my friend, at least on Twitter, and that to me is enough reason to celebrate her amazingness…like I celebrated pictures she posted of her dead mom a few weeks ago that I masturbated to…told her about and got an LOL out of her over…

Not that it matters, here are the pics of her and her husband…who I assume isn’t the kind of guy who gets uptight about his wife’s sexually history, you know cuz he can just watch it….but then again, maybe that’s why he beats her.

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2011

31

Mar

Jenna Jameson’s Whore Boots Cuz She’s a Professional Slut of the Day

It is hard to get excited over a bitch who I have seen get fucked more than I’ve seen my own wife fuck, but for some reason seeing Jenna Jameson whore boot shopping with her best friend and business partner, her droopy mom vagina that was droopy before being a mom to twins that the fertility drugs made…thanks to being one of the most successful porn stars which is code for the girl who has been paid a lot only cuz she fucked a lot on camera…it’s not like bitch was making 1,000,000 dollars a scene or anything…she was just doing a lot of fucking scenes…and with a lot of fucking scenes…comes one tired vagina….making me thing maybe these leather boots are more about holding up her pussy lip she’s got tucked into them so it doesn’t drag…but still keeping me staring…possibly cuz we are best friends on Twitter, even though she never writes me back….as to you DON’T FOLLOW ME

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