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2023

13

Sep

Jennifer Aniston Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if Jennifer Aniston is in Maui searching for bodies, or trying to stake her claim on some new property for when the rich buy up all the land that wasn’t covered by insurance…..

I just know that the old as fuck dinosaur is old as fuck, past her prime and even when she was in her prime, was an overrated product of marketing.

I don’t beleive anyone actually thought she was hot, or interesting or fun to watch, we were just fed her big hard nipples, that I assume were prosthetic and ran with it like the perverts that we are. The media LIED, it manipulated us for their personal gain and we FELL FOR IT…

The media told us she was a babe, the hottest strong jaw around and we didn’t care, we just wanted the hard nipples..

So now that she’s old, menopausal, childless, she’s actually pretty sad, those tits never latched on the way nature intended because she had a career to commit to…while being as blown out as a mom who did….what a waste of a womb…

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2022

22

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Hard Bikini Nipples of the Day

I guess with all the hype around J.Lo this weekend, not that I really saw any hype, but she did get re-married to Ben Affleck in some weirdo celebrity gossip that doesn’t sit right with me and that I think is just a fake story, only no one I know gives a shit about either of them, so it’s likely a fake story they are trying to lure back into the spell of celebrity gossip, only the internet is too far gone and the narcissists they’ve created through social media, can’t be bothered since it doesn’t really affect them, which is by design, so maybe that’s the fucking point…turn everyone into self absorbed assholes, then drop some fiery hot story that in another era would have broke the internet, to see if they’ve achieved maximum self-absorbedness, so they can usher in the takeover when everyone is staring in the mirror!

But yeah, with the hype J.Lo was getting in the media, the other old timers needed to dust off their breeches to bring out the hard Friends nipple in a bikini like she’s not 100 years old to remind you that her nipples that allowed us to jerk off to the sitcoms were real and still present even though she never had a kid to suck on them the way they were designed, she’s made up for it by letting the world collectively imagine being breast fed by her.

Either way, the primetime, sitcom nip we know so well is doing some favors to her old ass face cuz they actually look pretty hot!

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2022

16

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Bikini of the Day

I would have to go through the archives to see if I ever found Jennifer Aniston hot, because there was a time when her nipples were huge and hard on prime time TV when porn was harder to access, so was my appreciation for her signature nips a product of her having great tits that I wanted, or just a product of not having access to as many tits as I do now, so that they were far superior to the average nip. I guess that’d be hard to figure out, but as a fan of tits, I’ll give her the win on this one, because they were great tits with hard nips, just made better due to lack of inventory, you know supply and demand, basic economics….

There was also a time when she forfeited the whole breed thing to focus on her career and to do that whole thing, where she got cast in movies that showcased her fit body that she had been maintaining instead of finding fulfillment in having a family, she chose working out……

Off the top of mind there was the Jason Sudeikis movie she was a stripper in and there was the Adam Sandler movie she was a dental hygenist in a bikini, both good moments for her body, while her face remained the same whatever.

Now that she’s old in menopause, still hitting the gym, she’s kidn the boxy body of a transgender dude on estrogen, boxy, broad shoulder with an ass narrower than her shoulders, but compared to other old bitches who aren’t worth 100 million dollars from being an important shitty actor, she’s likely a 10, but a 10 in old timers is about a 1 in younger hot chicks, so it’s nothing to get stoked on, but it happened and here it is.

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2021

21

Dec

Jennifer Aniston Yoga Ass of the Day

Showing the childless menopausal rich and empty Aniston….doing her Yoga poses because she probably feels hot as she is not showing her internationally recognized celebrity tits with hard nips that I think may have been prosthetics…movie movie magic nips to get the ratings ….while hiding zombie face…

I don’t know if this is actually Aniston, old lady Aniston or her army of body doubles who are on her payroll because she’s insufferable and the only peopl into her are groupies with a Friends fetish….

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2021

29

Nov

Jennifer Aniston Nipples of the Day

I don’t know what kind of perverted sex toy old lady Jennifer Aniston is playing with, but it looks like it’s some sort of breath control fetish shit, you know helping her test the power and strength of her lungs while giving us a chance to look at her razor sharp, meaty as shit, SITCOM winning nipples…

I would argue that the only reason Friends worked as a show was her nipples, because I know that is the only reason I watched the shit….I guess it also gave nerdy awkward dudes hope they’d get the hot tits to fall in love with them based on their charm and the fact that it was. TV show written that way….but I was really only there for the nipples..

I used to call it “Nip-On” back then, which I guess would be deemed as racist now…they call them pokies now…and even as a senior discount aged motherfucker, she’s still got tits to look at.

I guess this is from a movie, where she’s nude…in shower, like a victim washing off the bad sex..


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2021

15

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipple of the DAy

Jennifer Aniston has figured out social media right, she’s brought the only reason you watched Friends, and I don’t mean the puppy, which for the record won’t repair or replace the fact that she never had a kid because she was too career oriented and the men who would have had kids with her, fucked right off when they got the chance because there’s clearly something wrong with her, I mean she’s a spinster, which is always a fun joke until you’re 50 and your sex appeal is also 50 and you realize the next 40 years will be empty without a child to bring up and watch grow as that’s the circle of fucking life…even though I think kids are the worst….I know that people with kids are more fulfilled…so puppies can try to fill that void but for a narcissistic actress….it’s not in her image and its wins are her wins…it’s just a dog….but since dogs are better than people…and it’s pretty fucking cute…it definitely steals from an old tit…

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2020

21

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Playing Pool of the Day

Damn…Jennifer Aniston looks like shit. Cleary it’s just a question of the aging process, where she’s so rich that she doesn’t really need to give a fuck about looking good anymore, she’s rich as shit…you know being Jennifer Aniston and all….

Not to mention, this isn’t all that surprising, considering at 45 they were still using her as some sort of Heart Throb which I questioned their decision, but they wanted Aniston ‘s celebrity attached to the project…and she was still fit…

But then again, even on Friends she wasn’t actually hot, she just had hard nipples that made you think she was hot….and her fans probably appreciate that she doesn’t look quite as much as a muppet as she should being in LA….but sometimes, BOTOX MUPPET FACE is the answer, at 50…it’s ok….at 20 it’s stupid…just a pure rot, expiration date passed situation, where she looks like a career pool hall waitress in a State where you can still smoke inside…rough..

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2020

02

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Figured Out How to Avoid Looking 100 of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is doing what I’ve been saying all women should do because there’s a lot of ugly ass faced bitches out there who could use a mask or two to cover up…

The mask, the brown paper bag of the new era, where asking a girl to wear a brown paper bag to offset her butterface is replaced with “HEALTH AND WELLNESS” options..

I know what you’re thinking, “Jesus, why ruin a perfectly good paper bag when you can just fuck the girl from behind with her head pressed into a pillow”….to which I say…not all women you see on the streets are in a position to get fucked up the ass or vaginally…from behind with you…so for their own benefit…use the face mask…the perfect excuse to cover half your old, tired, expired face…

90 percent of the anti-masking women protesting for their right to grocery shop….the “karens’….could use a fucking mask…then there’s 90 percent of the anti-maskers who probably have botox, fillers, and other bullshit to jack themselves up…from facial treatments to make-up….which is really just a mask in and of itself too…so bitches aren’t really against wearing those masks, they just think they are, because women as a general rule are bullshit and believe their own lies and inconsistencies…hypocrites…

Either way, Aniston is in a mask, she’s 100 so a mask does her good…I have no idea why she cropped out her signature hard nipples from Network TV in the 90s, maybe she didn’t have time to put the prosthetics that made her relevant in the first place…you know her “clown nose” that we can agree is the best clown nose ever.

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2020

12

Feb

Jennifer Aniston Erotica of the Day

Jennifer Aniston Interview Magazine

I know that this Jennifer Aniston shoot for INTERVIEW MAGAZINE, which I thought went bankrupt and shut down a while ago, but apparently still exists, at least to produce photoshoots of weathered and aged celebrity women showing off their panties like they aren’t in their 50s.

I know that J.LO and Aniston and other 50 year olds get a lot of hype for being fit thanks to expensive trainers that come to their homes, private chefs that feed them proper, an ego and narcissism that forces them to try to look good….but they are still 50 fucking years old.

I know that Aniston was the hottest thing on Friends, that she still makes money off Friends, that she’s been in a bunch of movies as the hot chick…even though she’s pretty fucking average….and the only real thing she did was hard nipples, or what we called NIP-ON, or what you call POKIES…on network TV when we didn’t have internet or porn. So she got jerked off to a lot, and that got confused for her being hot….

BUT she is in her 50s, dried up and menopausal, her cunt that of a 50 year old, SANDPAPER, despite never having kids due to her narcissism, not wanting to ruin her body or career, and no dude actually wanting to knock her up….they ran…to Angelina….

I mean face injections, stem cells from aborted babies that weren’t hers cuz of the menopause, Human Growth Hormone and every other trick out there is keeping her looking good enough to be the “OMG LOOK AT JEN IN HER 50s” bullshit US WEEKLY need to sell magazines to old ladies…

But she’s still in her fucking 50s….it’s gross. She is gross.

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2019

31

Oct

Jennifer Aniston Tits Out of the Day

Jennifer Aniston Erotica

Jennifer Aniston is on a new show that I guess she’s really trying to make a hit and that will likely be a hit because America fucking love her and her costar Reese Witherspoon…so with being on a new show, and trying to promote a new show, she’s doing media, making out with Dyke-DeGeneres on Daytime TV, launching INSTAGRAM accounts, that basically broke Instagram because 8 million people tried to follow her at the same time….and you gotta ask yourself why….fucking bother….

I get it, she has no kids and has nothing else to do. When real women are celebrating their kids accomplishments, she’s only got herself to celebrate. Pretty depressing. Right.

At a certain point you gotta wonder what went wrong in her life that at this age she still craves the public support and attention. It’s likely the same reason no one ever knocked her up, or stayed with her, she’s annoying…narcisstic…self involved…a cunt…and now OLD..fucking old…retire..

She has so much money and fame, she still gets paid from Friends so there’s a revenue stream and she’s got no kids or family to leave the money to, so it’s almost just for her ego or a way to justify her life choices…”If the world loves me, it will offset never having a kid to love me”…but it won’t…if anything it just makes her look desperate and pathetic…but here’s to another hit…and at least she’s got tits to go with that Halloween mask looking granny who will never be a grann face….tits that are really the only reason she stood out on Friends or that she’s still here…

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