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2012

15

Aug

Engaged Jennifer Aniston in a Tight Dress of the Day


Jennifer Aniston getting engaged was a pretty smart move…cuz this ass is not getting any better…no matter how hard she tries…her menopausal horomones and dried up vagina that even if still have an egg left in it….will probably produce some kind of flipper baby….definitley autistic baby….ruining her body, possibly killing her during childbirth baby…..but it is now or never baby….and at least she tricked an actor into this….cuz if she waited a few more years…she’d end up with the tour bus driver or mail man….cuz that’s all part of falling off….not that tour bus drivers or mail men are bad people…they just are to cunts like Aniston…where everyone is beneath her….so take in this tight dress….it’s not gonna last for long….

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2012

03

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Nipple Tricks of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck….unable to have children both because no man was every crazy enough to lock himself down to her, even though I would….but also because her boxy body is screaming menopause….she’s still trying to hold onto her glory days, you know to divert from the fact that she’s infertile and never going to have a family of her own thanks to her ego and being obsessed with her career….and she’s tapping into old tricks that were a success back in her Friends days…to show off those hard nipples and everyone will confuse her for being someone hot…when really she’s not…except maybe for that Greek thing, but all young girls go Greek these days, the above 30 crowd are the ones uptight about that shit cuz they didn’t grow up on hardcore anal porn and with Gay Best Friends who talk about dick in ass enough to make girls want to try it…..if you know what I mean….


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2012

22

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Hot Old Body on a Yacht in a Bikini in Some Spy Photos of the Day

Jennifer Aniston was in her a bikini on a yacht, pretty much because she has won at life, taking her moderate looks and decent body, with rockin’ tits to the fucking top by getting cast in some show that made her a fortune when she was pretty much a nobody, leading to her being some spoiled fucking cunt, who gets to live the good life, on yachts with various men, none of whom marry her or knock her up, cuz she’s 45 and it’s too late for that, the uterus has closed up shop, and that’s what you get for being intolerable cunt no one wants to cum inside, cuz it means dealing with her for life….you know all vain and into herself, thinking she was the hottest bitch out there, with Brad Pitt on her arm, only to get a reality check that was Angelina Jolie, leaving her never the same, but still totally fucking irritating….

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2012

08

Jun

Jennifer Aniston’s Big Old Maid Cleavage at some Event of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s 45 year old, probably menopausal tits still look awesome, I guess that’s what surgery, good bras, and/or not having babies destroy your pussy, do to you…..unfortunately for her, tits aren’t enough for a motherfucker to stick around….even her hot body isn’t enough for a motherfucker to stick around….cuz hot tits come in a whole assortment of shapes, sizes and women who aren’t fucking snob, cunt, high maintenance divas who dont get that being a show like Friends was just lucky and its success, even though it made her 100s of millions, had nothing to do with her hard fucking nipples….there’s just something about her face I want to fucking punch, but luckily….who needs to look at her fucking face…when in dresses like this.


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2012

23

Feb

Jennifer Aniston Bought a Hollywood Star and Gives a Cunt Speech of the Day

I love how full of shit Jennifer Aniston is in this speech she is giving at the Hollywood walk of fame…saying shit like “I can’t explain how surreal this is….” talking about how honored she is….when bitch was nominated amongst 200 people, probably mainly by herself, and had to buy the fucking thing and agree to make a public appearance for the thing, in what is pretty much the weirdest Trophy if it was anywhere else, but in Hollywood, these self indulgent cunts love being praised and celebrating themselves so it totally makes sense and reminds us just how vapid this cunt and ever cunt she surrounds herself with is…..It’s like if I bought myself a trophy that said “best human ever” and paid some downtown location rent to put it on fucking display so that everytime people walk by they think – shit that guy’s the best human ever….only in my case, my trophy wouldn’t be surrounded by hundreds of other cunts just as self involved as me….

Highlight of the speech “I’ve walked the streets of Hollywood Blvd for years” unfortunately, she caught on that she was calling herself out as a whore…

Here are her hard nipples on Conan talking about some bullshit

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2012

13

Feb

Jennifer Aniston in a Bra for GQ of the Day

Jennifer Aniston brought her hungry for babies 45 year old uterus to GQ to promote what I assume is a new movie…and I am not complaining because I think Jennifer Aniston’s body is fucking amazing for any age…I saw that movie with Adam Sandler and Brooklyn Decker where they were both in compeitive bikinis and I was more into Aniston….which is saying a lot cuz I Fucking hate Aniston’s face…and everything she fucking stands for….cuz I think she thinks she’s hotter than she is and that always leads to serious cunt behavior…that for some reason never matters when half naked…but always matters when forced to look at her clothed…making this a borderline acceptable way to take this trashy cunt even though she’s greek and probably sticks to anal in…..Thanks GQ for the good times…next time get her pantsless and spread eagled….keep up the good work….

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2011

18

Oct

Homeless Dude Blames Jennifer Aniston for his Homlessness of the Day

I have something in common with this homeless dude other than our finances….we both blame Jennifer Aniston for all that is wrong in the world….even if she’s not directly involved in all that is wrong in the world…because she’s clearly the fucking devil…otherwise someone would have knocked her up by now…but instead they run when they realize there’s more to her than a tight body and a set of fucking tits….used to hypnotize us and divert us from the fact that she’s just out for herself, self involved, high maintenance cunt…at least that’s what I’m assuming..

I have no idea what bitch did to this dude, but I hope it ends in stalking, maybe even some revenge that leads to her naked pictures/videos or even her abduction cuz not enough celebs get abducted….

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Aniston Ruining the world with her tight old body and titties I want to suck at some Elle Women in Hollywood bullshit….

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2011

27

Sep

Jennifer Aniston and Some Titties at Lifetime’s Five Premiere of the Day

Jennifer Aniston had the best premiere of her life…because she paid some chick to show up with a mustache and wig topless…because everyone loves titties…even not that great titties…because they are titties…

The premiere was for some breast cancer thing….sounds fun….and although not topless, Jennifer Aniston brought her tits there…because shes the director of one of the segments…but more importantly….she owes alot to her tits…and if she ever got breast cancer…and they had to amputate those chronically hard nipples…she’d likely be forced into retirement…so milking breast cancer is works out better for her…makes her feel like she’s doing a difference…and speaking of difference…I don’t hate Jennifer Aniston anymore, despite how cunty I assume she is, I actually find her kinda hot…it’s probably cuz she’s getting fucked…you know since you always want what you can’t have and she was so desperate after Brad Pitt cheated on her, that I just assumed anyone with even half a testicle could get her…

Who cares. Here’s her tits.

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2011

28

Jun

Jennifer Aniston’s Desperate Legs May Have Trapped a Motherfucker of the Day

I wonder how many dicks she’s had inside her?

The rumor is that she’s officially engaged to this week’s boyfriend who prior to Jennifer Aniston was in a 20 year long term relationship that he never strayed from, making him the perfect candidate to transition from one stagnant pussy to the next, but what Aniston hasn’t factored in is that the second he realizes she’s insane, after the excitement of fucking new pussy has subsided, and the dust has fallen from the horizon, dude will realize she’s a fucking high maintenance, demanding, diva cunt…and his instinct to follow the freedom he’s recently lined up for himself after leaving his longterm girlfriend…or he’ll going crawling back to his longterm girlfriend he cheated on, with his tail between his legs, begging for forgiveness cuz she gets him and anything is better than Aniston….

The vibe I get is that she’s one of those good to fuck, but fucking horrible to do everything else with kind of girl…

What it comes down to, is engaged or not, she’s promoting a new movie. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, Jennifer Aniston is destined to die alone….she’s just that girl…intolerable….

Nice botox, it is real convincing….you don’t look a day over your actual age trying to look younger but instead looking like a fucking clown.

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2011

02

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Gets Topless for Smartwater of the Day

Here’s Jennifer Aniston topless and grabbing her tit for smart water.

I’d like to say that this is the only kind of whoring she can do, since any guys her high expectation cunt goes after, cuz she thinks she is hotter than she is, in some high maintenace annoying way, run as far as they can away from her and her dying to get knocked up uterus.

I’d like to say that this picture simulates what she does to herself while masturbating while remembering the love Brad Pitt had for her before giving her Angelina herp.

But it’s not all that amazing whoring or sexual, considering we can’t see nipple, and really nipple is what defines topless to me, cuz not wearing a shirt just doesn’t always cut it….like in this case…our prerequisites over the years have shifted to become more hardcore….

But I will say that she’s definitely putting herself out there to be remembered, noticed and possible to get knocked up… Think of this as her personal ad….

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2011

12

May

Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses Trailer of the Day

I was going to post this last night, but I had already done way too many posts for the day, and I realize that no one reads the site, so I might as well just do one fucking post a day, and get the same fucking response and impact out of the 4 people who accidentally end up here….so I put it in the stepLINKS….

I have an addictive personality, and for some fucking reason I am addicted to posting every fucking story that I can, and I even have an internal dialog with myself, telling myself no to post the shit, cuz no one, including myself care about what I have to say or even about the content I’m putting up.

It’s a real fucking mess, and I prefer when I was addicted to masturbating, getting nude pics of girls, and speed.

Some recovering addicts find Jesus, I found blogging nonsense. It’s fucking weird…

But not as weird as seeing Aniston in her lingerie sucking showing us what she does to the men who fuck her, leave her and don’t bother coming back to her to start a family with her, cuz shit’s not good enough to balance out her cunt behavior….but it’s good enough to look at pictures of…

I guess she gets that it is now or never for her body…now or never…next stop….more pussy to legitimize herself as an actress….but I’ll take this lingerie trailer for now….

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2011

06

May

Jennifer Aniston Window To Her Titties of the Day

I am not one to get excited over a bitch showing a little cleavage. I am so desensitized thanks to the internet and I have sex and tits available to me pretty much 24/7 that it’s just not really something that gets me excited….but I think I’m into Jennifer Aniston on a whole other level…like shit’s on some mental shit…if you know what I mean…

It’s like I’d love to watch a Jennifer Aniston sex tape. I’ve loved her tits since Friends. I don’t mind the work she’s had done, it’s subtle and makes her look better than if she was a melting pile of shit of a person, and I love that she’s got this ego, or high standards that leave her unwed, unpregnant and all this other bullshit she pretends she wants, but is too into herself to go out and get…It’s like that cunt behavior I know that comes with her, makes me want to come on her…

So these pictures are nothing special on the surface, but when you scratch that surface, a whole lot of good comes to the surface…if you know what i mean…

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2011

07

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Whoring Herself Badly of the Day

I wonder if the satisfaction of her paycheck from doing the weakest viral video in the history of viral videos is as satisfying as being a barren women…a spinster…childless all because her cunt high maintenance behavior has scared off every man she’s ever allowed into her pussy….

I’m guessing she’s a partner in the company, because otherwise she wouldn’t put herself through this, when she should just get in her fucking bikini, cuz old, dried up, or not…that’s all being motherless is good for…a tighter pussy than her 50 year old friends…

This is fucking lame, but I am posting it anyway….even though not posting it would have lead to more nudity the next round after it failed…but this has a celebrity attached to it and some youtube stars so it’ll be bigger than it should be…that’s just how celebrity works.

While the rest of us need actual concept.

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2011

22

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face Kisses Jennifer Aniston’s Menopausal Face of the Day

This has got to be news somewhere….Brooklyn Decker had hard nipples and was kissing Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of some Adam Sandler smut he shat out and called a movie cuz he’s Adam Sandler and he knows will make him millions and so do the execs behind him…cuz there comes a time in everyone’s career…when you gotta say “fuck trying to be original or authentic where’s the fucking money….”

I think Jennifer Aniston is a boring fucking story. Menopause, infertility, failed relationships that never left her knocked up or not. She sucks. I think Brooklyn Decker is a boring fucking face…but her husband bought her SI’s Swimsuit Edition stamp of approval…so I guess that makes her big tits matter…and at least her nipples were hard…Who cares…I know…

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2011

11

Feb

Jennifer Aniston’s Dried Up Uterus Turns 42 of the Day

I always like celebrating Jennifer Aniston birthdays cuz it’s always one day closer to her hitting menopause and missing out on the chance of reproducing. Sure she can always adopt a kid going into her 50s, but it’s never the same as having your own, if it was, adopted kids wouldnt be so fucked up. It’s a you snooze you lose, you fucking egotistical cunt who thinks you are hotter than you are cuz Brad Pitt married you, situation that brings me great pleasure in every break-up her self absorbed, unrealistically high standard, probably very high maintenance ass has…I can just tell she thinks she’s god’s gift to the fucking world…so her failures bring joy. Happy Birthday….RIP Uterus…the circle of life or some shit…keeping everything balanced except maybe her emotions..

Keep pushing up them tits – it’ll lure the baby daddy’s in as effectively as it did before…GOOD TIMES….

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