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2013

24

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

Jennifer Aniston kinda lost her appeal when she hit menopause. Seeing her hard nipples, even if she’s cast as a stripper, reminds me of when I see an old lady in the drug store buying her blood pressure medication, hit by the Air Conditioning. You know thick granny nipples, that have been sucked for generations, all thick and callused.

But maybe she’s not that bad yet, I mean she’s sitting on the fence, a few hormone therapy treatments away from being knocked up, the uterus on the last legs, so it’s not quite a fetish to jerk off to her yet, but in a 6-12 months, motherfucker, you’ll be into granny porn, and that’s so fucking vile….not that you already aren’t…freak.

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2013

27

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Leads Men to Do This of the Day


If you were marrying Jennifer Aniston, you know if you were the chosen, you’d probably be out killing dogs too…

I mean you are the one dude who has pulled off a task so many dudes have bowed out of both gracefully, and not so gracefully…

All to make the general public really question her vagina and it’s inability to seduce men…

I mean she looks ok in the movies, she’s got hot tits and a toned body, but she must be a real fucking devil pussy, with a sour and horrible personality, cuz she just can’t keep a dude locked in…..

But going out there and killing dogs…that shit helps deal with the anger you feel inside when trapped by her….

At least that’s what I assume this is all about…I mean it couldn’t be a movie set or anything, that’d be crazy talk.


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2013

23

May

Jennifer Aniston as a Stripper for We’re The Millers of the Day

This is the intro trailer to The Hangover 3…it is a movie called We’re The Millers….where Jennifer Aniston plays a stripper….

More importantly, Jennifer Aniston is all over the place in her underwear because she plays a stripper, which is some Hollywood fantasy shit, up there with Wizards and Dragons, you know some CGI needed hustle and some strong storyline to really get lost in believing that she could ever be a stripper…

Not that I’m complaining, cuz despite her old lady face, she’s got a good old lady body for an old lady….cuz this old lady never lured a man into knocking her up and if she did she aborted that mission for career that relies on her body….

I mean her spray tanned leathery skin, all menopausal like an old catchers mitt is preobably not as awful as some of the stripper I get lap dances from, but usually the grannies are saved for the day shift.

The lies…are burning my eyes…but I don’t mind her in underwear…because why the fuck would I…I’m not gay or anything…..and behind these SPANX is a dried up vagina and as a non-gay…I’m into that….right?

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2013

10

Jan

Ellen Creeps on Jennifer Aniston of the Day

The people’s choice awards were last night and I wasn’t invited because the mainstream media forgets how relevant I am….

I refused to watch the shit, cuz the idea of celebrities being celebrated by each other is disgusting….I did however go through some of the pics, none of them were exciting….

I think it is safe to say that the highlight of the night was when PERVERT LESBIAN ELLEN was caught staring at washed up Jennifer Aniston’s nipples…..even though both aren’t hot, and the idea of them fucking isn’t hot, it just brings up some real lesbian issues….like that they are allowed in public washrooms and gym changing rooms to gawk at girls naked….like they were dudes…only unlike dudes…they are allowed…in what is the biggest double standards in creepin’ and perversion…that kinda makes me wanna get a sex change to voyeur properly…I figure my penis is already an Inny and I have tits…I’m just a little body hair away and some spandex outfit away from pulling this off..

I am a genius. Ellen is a sex offender pervert. We all will survive.


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2012

28

Dec

Jennifer Aniston’s Doing Some Bikini Vacationing of the Day

The only good thing about Jennifer Aniston, is that because of how badly she wanted to have kids with Brad Pitt but decided to push it off for her career, at least that’s what she wants to think, when in reality the countless men she’s let cum inside her haven’t wanted to knock her up, she’s that cunt you wanna bang, but don’t wanna get stuck with…is that her menopausal body looks pretty fit in a bikini….and for someone who is digusted by old ladies…that’s saying a lot.


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2012

26

Dec

Jennifer Aniston BikinI Crotch Shot of the Day


Every now and then I think it is important to stare at Jennifer Aniston’s vagina in a bikini bottom, to try to understand why no one wants to knock her up, when even disgusting girls get knocked up, there must be something very wrong with her uterus, or maybe she just does it greek, cuz anal is the best form of birth control, and anal, if done right, can make a bitch cum more than a numb vagina can….and anal is part of her heritage…but I like to think that the real reason she’s an old maid…isn’t her cunt, but the fact that she is a cunt….discuss.


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2012

30

Oct

Jennifer Aniston’s Rockin’ Old Lady Cleavage of the Day


Jennifer Aniston is too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess she might as well milk those nipples, not literally cuz no one will ever knock her up, but figuratively, because she’s either 50 or pushing 50 and there’s not all that much time left in them to be interesting to look at, unless you’re like me and love seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool, beach or wherever they are, not because they are hot, but because you know how much experienced those tits are and sometimes….that experience or skills that come from experience out weight how sexy they may be…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at the pics…cuz that’s ultimately what I am here for….who cares what I have to say.


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2012

20

Aug

Jennifer Aniston’s Bra on Set of the Day

Jennifer Aniston, recently engaged, which is a good thing cuz based on her face….the best has come and gone….and it is all down hill from here…and she knows it…hence why she paid off a dude to end up with her…unless she curved her cunt behavior that scared every man between Brad Pitt and this one run….is showing her bra on set and I don’t think it is a hot thing in any way, cuz at a certain age, we like to keep the bra’s in the shirt, unless we are drunk and making bad judgement calls…


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2012

15

Aug

Engaged Jennifer Aniston in a Tight Dress of the Day


Jennifer Aniston getting engaged was a pretty smart move…cuz this ass is not getting any better…no matter how hard she tries…her menopausal horomones and dried up vagina that even if still have an egg left in it….will probably produce some kind of flipper baby….definitley autistic baby….ruining her body, possibly killing her during childbirth baby…..but it is now or never baby….and at least she tricked an actor into this….cuz if she waited a few more years…she’d end up with the tour bus driver or mail man….cuz that’s all part of falling off….not that tour bus drivers or mail men are bad people…they just are to cunts like Aniston…where everyone is beneath her….so take in this tight dress….it’s not gonna last for long….

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