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2014

16

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Picture of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is amazing…at least in these post pregnancy pictures, because at 40, bouncing back to her pre-pregnancy fatness, is rough…so she’s packed on a few pounds …and to think she was going to be anything but one of those mom’s who complains about her baby weight til the end of time as she eats a bunch of cake, would be negligent…but to laugh at these pics would be the right thing to do…because she’s look fucking hilarious in her bad choice in drop crotch pants…seriously what a joker..

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2014

16

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pretty Pumped to be a Mom of the Day

Nothing like realizing that being a mom fucking sucks after spending your life wanting to be a mom but being unable to find a man to mom you…and 9 months of abuse before another 19-30 years of abuse to come…all thanks to being raised with Jennifer Love Hewitt as your mom, that will surely lead to drug addiction, rehab centre and some rebellion, especially after seeing how miserable mom looked when they were pretty new born.

This pic made me laugh, but then again all moms make me laugh when they realize the struggle is real and starting a family is the worst egotistical thing you can do…it’s way more fun to not have kids…they are a waste of time.

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2013

22

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt Seduces Ellen of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt delivers when booked for a Lesbian’s TV show by dressing the fucking part and I’m not talking wearing construction boots, flannel and a prosthetic dick, I’m talking a skimpy dress to show off her massive tits, that make Ellen awkward as shit, because titties make lesbians get boners, they just try to play it cool, especially in locker room at the gym because they don’t want to blow the lesbian accessibility cover, because that lesbian accessibility is what tricks the straight girls into experimenting.

She knows her worth, or at least what matters, and in her case it is all about the tits. Good play old lady.

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2013

18

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Half Naked for a Stndrd Magazine of the Day

This whole Jennifer Love Hewitt deciding to get in shape and find her sex appeal at 35 is really strange to me….I guess what happened was that her ego couldn’t handle being laughed at in her late 20s and early 30s when she constantly got dumped from her boyfriends/fiances as she progressively got fatter….and she had to prove us all wrong…and remind us what her life in the industry is all about…but it would have been such a better strategy, if she was playing the role of the hooker when she was 22, you know when we really would want to see her half naked…but instead she was in high demand and the most she’d give us was some cleavage, like some good little christian….

I guess the life lesson is….if you forget about busty babes, they’ll turn fat and come back harder than ever to prove that they haven’t lost whatever they once had….and I guess I can’t complain about that….but I am sure I can find a way…like focusing on her being chubby, not toned even after photoshop at her best angles, without showing off her cankles…and 100 fucking years old….but I’m still into her being a fragment of what was….

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2013

13

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt For Shape Magazine and Some Stills from her Music Video of the Day

The nice thing about the internet is all the pervert….especially when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt…because there’s something about her that really speaks to the over 30 year old virgin who has been masturbating to her since Dawson’s Creek or whatever socially awkward show I just assumed you had to be gay to watch…..because with all those perverts come screen caps of her music video that I posted weeks ago….and for some reason…I felt it was worthy of a post…because seeing her shit still frame…just makes me laugh….kinda like how all the guys she tries to marry and have babies with laugh…only without all the satisfaction….I mean unless you’re like me and get joy knowing she didn’t eat for a week and had at least 5 enemas in the making of this video….and yet her body still looks sloppy….and jobbing…I love it.

Here she is for shape….

These may be stills – but they be jiggling to me…

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2013

05

Feb

Jennfier Love Hewitt Sexes Things Up in her Music Video of the Day

I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt proves that it’s never too late to reinvent yourself….all it takes is ridicule of your fat ass and inability to land a man by the everyone in the fucking world…to get you off your ass, in the gym, cast on a show where you play a hooker and where you showcase your huge tits that got you famous in the first place…and now that you’re running shit they let you show off your singing ability you haven’t really put out there too much…as viral promo video…all panty clad lookin hot…because girl, just when you thought it was over…as the rest of us did….you’ve come out on top…today, let Jennifer Love be your motivation to not kill yourself today….cuz when you’re at your worst, at rock bottom there’s always an opportunity to make millions half naked around the corner for your busty ass…..

Maybe she’s the next Beyonce…cuz Beyonce never let being thick stop her from getting half naked on stage….

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2012

12

Nov

Jennifer Love Hewitt in a See-thru to Bra of the Day


Jennifer Love Hewitt’s face has seen better days…in fact so has the rest of her….making me wonder what the logic was in wearing this see through shirt…showing off her bra in what may be the least erotic of see through shirts I have ever seen…I mean I guess when you are the small head…small body…hug tits in the late 90s…it’s really hard to stay relevant…especially when you’re boring in all that you do…especially in your emotional eating cuz you can’t land a man….who cares…here’s the pics anyway.


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2012

30

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Panty Flash of the Day


Why so serious Jennifer Love? I like my panty flashing pics to have more spunk and personality, maybe a smile, or grin…not defeatest, broken, damaged girls with baggage, pulling one last trick to get male attention hoping she gets a husband to knock her up before menopause, even though there are thousands of men who would love to get up on this, myself included, cuz K-Fed showed us the fucking way….but she’s the kinda cunt who thinks she’s too good for them….you know with being on Ghost Whisperer and a few shit in the 90s…it’s easy to let that go stratight to your fucking practically irrelevant fat girl with fat tits head…..

That said, I am sad there’s no dried up lonely and sad labia in this

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2012

19

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt Talking About her Breasts of the Day

I don’t know if I like listening to girls talking about their breasts….I kinda prefer sucking on their breasts….but I guess I can get into it if it is via text message or facebook chat and involves the girl saying things like “i’m trying to lick my nipple right now”…..when it is chubby Jennifer Love Hewitt who is less chubby finally….talking about her breasts it is just annoying…you know there is a reason she’s not married and can’t keep a man…and I am thinking her personality is a big part of it…cuz guys will fuck and marry anything…just ask my obese whore wife….either way, I’d K-Fed her….as long as she let me fuck her from behind while staring at the photoshopped titty pics they are making a big deal about on Kimmel….

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