Jennifer Love Hewitt is amazing…at least in these post pregnancy pictures, because at 40, bouncing back to her pre-pregnancy fatness, is rough…so she’s packed on a few pounds …and to think she was going to be anything but one of those mom’s who complains about her baby weight til the end of time as she eats a bunch of cake, would be negligent…but to laugh at these pics would be the right thing to do…because she’s look fucking hilarious in her bad choice in drop crotch pants…seriously what a joker..
Nothing like realizing that being a mom fucking sucks after spending your life wanting to be a mom but being unable to find a man to mom you…and 9 months of abuse before another 19-30 years of abuse to come…all thanks to being raised with Jennifer Love Hewitt as your mom, that will surely lead to drug addiction, rehab centre and some rebellion, especially after seeing how miserable mom looked when they were pretty new born.
This pic made me laugh, but then again all moms make me laugh when they realize the struggle is real and starting a family is the worst egotistical thing you can do…it’s way more fun to not have kids…they are a waste of time.
Jennifer Love Hewitt delivers when booked for a Lesbian’s TV show by dressing the fucking part and I’m not talking wearing construction boots, flannel and a prosthetic dick, I’m talking a skimpy dress to show off her massive tits, that make Ellen awkward as shit, because titties make lesbians get boners, they just try to play it cool, especially in locker room at the gym because they don’t want to blow the lesbian accessibility cover, because that lesbian accessibility is what tricks the straight girls into experimenting.
She knows her worth, or at least what matters, and in her case it is all about the tits. Good play old lady.
This whole Jennifer Love Hewitt deciding to get in shape and find her sex appeal at 35 is really strange to me….I guess what happened was that her ego couldn’t handle being laughed at in her late 20s and early 30s when she constantly got dumped from her boyfriends/fiances as she progressively got fatter….and she had to prove us all wrong…and remind us what her life in the industry is all about…but it would have been such a better strategy, if she was playing the role of the hooker when she was 22, you know when we really would want to see her half naked…but instead she was in high demand and the most she’d give us was some cleavage, like some good little christian….
I guess the life lesson is….if you forget about busty babes, they’ll turn fat and come back harder than ever to prove that they haven’t lost whatever they once had….and I guess I can’t complain about that….but I am sure I can find a way…like focusing on her being chubby, not toned even after photoshop at her best angles, without showing off her cankles…and 100 fucking years old….but I’m still into her being a fragment of what was….
The nice thing about the internet is all the pervert….especially when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt…because there’s something about her that really speaks to the over 30 year old virgin who has been masturbating to her since Dawson’s Creek or whatever socially awkward show I just assumed you had to be gay to watch…..because with all those perverts come screen caps of her music video that I posted weeks ago….and for some reason…I felt it was worthy of a post…because seeing her shit still frame…just makes me laugh….kinda like how all the guys she tries to marry and have babies with laugh…only without all the satisfaction….I mean unless you’re like me and get joy knowing she didn’t eat for a week and had at least 5 enemas in the making of this video….and yet her body still looks sloppy….and jobbing…I love it.
I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt proves that it’s never too late to reinvent yourself….all it takes is ridicule of your fat ass and inability to land a man by the everyone in the fucking world…to get you off your ass, in the gym, cast on a show where you play a hooker and where you showcase your huge tits that got you famous in the first place…and now that you’re running shit they let you show off your singing ability you haven’t really put out there too much…as viral promo video…all panty clad lookin hot…because girl, just when you thought it was over…as the rest of us did….you’ve come out on top…today, let Jennifer Love be your motivation to not kill yourself today….cuz when you’re at your worst, at rock bottom there’s always an opportunity to make millions half naked around the corner for your busty ass…..
Maybe she’s the next Beyonce…cuz Beyonce never let being thick stop her from getting half naked on stage….
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s face has seen better days…in fact so has the rest of her….making me wonder what the logic was in wearing this see through shirt…showing off her bra in what may be the least erotic of see through shirts I have ever seen…I mean I guess when you are the small head…small body…hug tits in the late 90s…it’s really hard to stay relevant…especially when you’re boring in all that you do…especially in your emotional eating cuz you can’t land a man….who cares…here’s the pics anyway.
Why so serious Jennifer Love? I like my panty flashing pics to have more spunk and personality, maybe a smile, or grin…not defeatest, broken, damaged girls with baggage, pulling one last trick to get male attention hoping she gets a husband to knock her up before menopause, even though there are thousands of men who would love to get up on this, myself included, cuz K-Fed showed us the fucking way….but she’s the kinda cunt who thinks she’s too good for them….you know with being on Ghost Whisperer and a few shit in the 90s…it’s easy to let that go stratight to your fucking practically irrelevant fat girl with fat tits head…..
That said, I am sad there’s no dried up lonely and sad labia in this
I don’t know if I like listening to girls talking about their breasts….I kinda prefer sucking on their breasts….but I guess I can get into it if it is via text message or facebook chat and involves the girl saying things like “i’m trying to lick my nipple right now”…..when it is chubby Jennifer Love Hewitt who is less chubby finally….talking about her breasts it is just annoying…you know there is a reason she’s not married and can’t keep a man…and I am thinking her personality is a big part of it…cuz guys will fuck and marry anything…just ask my obese whore wife….either way, I’d K-Fed her….as long as she let me fuck her from behind while staring at the photoshopped titty pics they are making a big deal about on Kimmel….
Jennifer Love Hewitt has re-invented herself from being that fat slob we’ve seen the last few years…you know the bratty cunt who couldn’t hold her fucking own or keep a man…because let’s face it…no one likes fat chicks, especially not ones with cunty attitude cuz they were hot once in their lives and have millions in the bank….Seriously, I know people who worked her ghost show and it was cancelled cuz she was too busy complaining about what angles to shoot her at so she didn’t look fat…instead of hitting the fucking gym…
So she’s done what she shoulda done in her early 20s,but was too wholesome to do, she lost weight, made herself hot and that’s let her fat tits out of the bag and into lingerie….
This is the kind of career move I appreciate when a bitch matures and realizes what the whole point of her is to begin with…..
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the spokesperson for Eharmony – which is kinda funny considering she can’t keep a man and she would be desperate enough to turn to the internet to find love….even though she’s a snobby cunt and apparently not responding too well to the men Eharmony have been choosing for her…cuz she thinks she is better than them and that she deserves the best, probably another actor, even though male actors are pussies…and she’s not that hot…and no spring chicken…it’s just a spoiled cunt state of mind…that’s hard to beat out of her…..
I have always said meeting someone off the internet is sketchy as fuck and I had never done it until recently…see, the internet is filled with weirdo trash and it is better to meet random girls in the park or even homeless pussy or street kid pussy…cuz they are usually more mentally stable than internet chicks…
But some times you go against your better judgement when feeling alone, bored, or whatever and you make the mistake of meeting groupie girls off the internet cuz it feeds your ego…..ones who had your site bookmarked since 2005….the kind of girl you know can’t be normal if she read this shit for 7 years….but pretend she is because you want her to be….
The kind of girl who conveniently lived in my neighborhood…..who was conveniently engaged so it would never get too serious and who conveniently invited me to meet her over and over again….to which I said no over and over again…cuz I don’t fuck with internet chicks…..mainly cuz I usually assume there’s a van waiting for me at the meeting spot with guys with baseball bats…..
So she found a mutual friend and got my number…at which point I shoulda run and hid like a paranoid freak I am…cuz that’s weird behavior….especially from an internet freak…..but instead I go along with it and agree to meet her….
That led to the last 3 months fucking her on the regular as she lied to her fiance…and to me….on some fatal attraction kick….professing her love for me, trying to marry me, trying to move in with me and my wife and other unstable crazy shit….
The whole time I fear being stabbed or murdereed by her in my sleep…not by him, cuz he’s obviously a pussy who lets his chick have relationships with other dudes…..but by her, cuz internet girls aren’t normal…especially when fans of this site….but the unprotected anal made me forget the level of internet loser I was hanging with.
Luckily, she disappeared a couple of weeks ago….it could have ended a lot worse for me….cuz I went to a place I hate….with an unstable internet girl who will just become just a distant memory to me, unless she gave me AIDS, then I’ll have to think of her as much as her fiance will think of me everytime he sticks his dick in her…cuz let’s face it, when you give trash a ring, you obviously don’t think it is trash, and you sure as hell don’t think that trash is getting stuffed by strangers off the internet behind your back to the point where she’s decided to have a relationship with the person, but when you find out, cuz you always find out….shit gets messy…..but not as messy as her pussy after I came all over it.
And that’s why I don’t fuck with girls from the internet…and why I will listen to my instincts next time…and here’s Jennifer Love Tits….
Jennfer Love Hewitt is on this kick to not be seen as the fat chick who can’t land a man or keep a fiance around cuz she’s clearly annoying as fuck…cuz with her level of fame, you’d think there are hundreds of weird, awkward fan boys, and perverts, who would do more than just marry her, marriage is easy, that shit involves consent….real love is when a motherfucker will kidnap her and lock her in the basement, starving her, making her too weak to scream during “playtime”….
I like that she’s by tapping into the only thing that really mattered in her youth….before her metabolism slowed down…her big tits on her small frame became overall fatness….
I like that she didn’t just kill herself, but found a second life…..
But most importantly…I like that she’s slutting up and showing some tit….
It turns out that perpetually fat and single and depressing Jennifer Love Hewitt who once was has decided to re-invent herself in a way I can appreciate….get behind…celebrate…congratulate….She’s found her lost sex appeal….and that’s fucking amazing….
She is no longer some fat cunt who would only let the camera guy shoot her from certain angles to avoid her belly that caught up with her tits when her metabolism slowed down and her career slowed down and her sex life slowed down…
Rremember she was engaged at some point, and that’s what ruined her…it stole her soul and without her soul, everything else came crashing down…it was her lowest point…for her mirror, her fans, her boyfriends that followed, her pants and her shoe heels cuz she was at her fattest, medicating her sadness with food….and failed relationships…
There comes a time in every girls life where she feels the need to be married, to start a family, like real pressure in her uterus, despite what her rational brain thinks, and that leads to drinking, obesity, whatever the fuck people do before throwing their life away…..usually cuz they are with the wrong motherfucker who oppresses her….
But let Jennifer Love Hewitt be a lesson to all of you, your uterus can wait, drop the deadweight losers in your life…and drop the deadweight in your belly, strip off your clothes and tell the world, you’re ready to fuck shit up the way you know how….cuz we’re all here cheering you on…
This promo pic dropped 2 weeks ago…but as someone who doesn’t run the Jennifer Love Hewitt fan club, I don’t really keep track of her…but I do know this pic screams one thing and one thing only….if only Jennifer Love could be photoshopped all the fucking time….she’d be worth looking at….but she’s not so I forget she exists…you know since her metabolism slowed down and her ass caught up to her disproportionate tits….she kinda lost relevancy….
So the new show is called the Client List and I assume she plays a whore….and as a whore….they had to get good cleavage shots out of her….and I predict the show will only work if it is shot from the waist up and from a good angle so that they don’t get the rest of her thickness in there to ruin it….
I really didn’t want to post these pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt….especially not at the end of the day as one of my last posts…who gives a fuck if she squeezes nicely into a bandage dress that compliments her chubby body, I mean other than the handful of perverts who still jerk off to her cleavage in memory of her big tits on a small frame they used to jerk off to growing up..who happen to be the readers of this site….and that explains why they are too fucking retarded to get onto google to find the actual footage they used to jerk off to before bitch needed straps to give her acceptable shape…