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2012

02

Feb

Jessica Alba Pantsless Some Australia Magazine Shoot of the Day

I’m a little slow on these pictures and I don’t even know why I feel compelled to post them…but they are of new mom Jessica Alba that were in Australia Instyle this past January…and they could have been shot pretty much any fucking time…but I’m gonna assume they are after her second baby….so I figure my motivation is trying to understand how she pulled off this pantsless leotard looking onesie shit…without having a fleshy pile of mom pussy sticking out the sides…is it photoshop…or is Alba a freak of nature…or more importantly…does Alba just get a C-Section like every smart girl trying to maintain her pussy’s appearance and tightness….not that it matters since my dick is so small, even an infant’s vagina is loose on me….but I like wasting my days thinking about these idiotic things…thanks for joining me.

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2012

11

Jan

Jessica Alba and Rebecca Romijn at an Event I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

I don’t get invited to events…especailly not celebrity events…and if I was I doubt I’d go…even though crashing these things would probably put the site on the map…making me almost question my laziness…before remembering the site isn’t even considered PRESS or MEDIA if anything I’m a red flag and on the list of people not allowed in….bringing flashbacks of neglect when I was growing up and not invited to all the parties and dances cuz I was the loser who didn’t fit in…and that would make me sad, or angry or seek revenge…if I had emotion…or pride…or really even cared about much…or more importantly if I had a pussy…but instead I just focus on what’s important…the pussy.

Either way, Alba and Romijn were at this event….and sure, they both look a little tired….a little older…a little more adult and motherly…but they both are still hot enough for me to stare at…especially when Alba wears her gothic, PVC, Leather, Mesh top dress that looks like she’s ready to get cummed all over in a fetish flick….and while Rebecca Romijn proves getting knocked up by the kid from “My Secret Identity” doesn’t have to ruin your 40 year old model ass or legs like marrying John Stamos ruined her dignity….

Here are the pics…

ALBA:

REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Rebecca Romijn

2012

05

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mexican Mom Ass in Pants of the Day

With all the breeding that Alba’s been under the last few years…I find her slowly becoming more and more Mexican…something she tried to hide because no one wants to admit they are Mexican….unless there’s a trend in Hollywood that being hispanic is good for business..in which case the bitch exploits it…we’re talking to you Eva Longoria….

The only thing not Mexican mom about her is that she’s bounced back from the babies like it is her job, cuz it is her job to look good, unlike other Mexican women who’s only job is to make more fucking babies….and corn tortillas for dinner after they husband comes home from his gardening/brick factory gig…

I know how these things work….my name is Jesus Martinez after all…and that is that her ass, shredded apart or not…is hot even in pants…

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2012

03

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about mom pussy is anal sex. That’s the beacon of light in dealing with never feeling anything from sex with a mom cuz your cock is small…

I guess clenching an ass is far easier than clenching a cunt…and the mom is more open minded to it especially after child birth…maybe because of shitting on the birthing table, maybe because of losing their dignity after being poked and exposed to rooms full of people, or maybe cuz their perineum is cut to make room for the baby….more importanly…mom’s just want to feel sexy and know their vaginas aren’t what they used to be…..and just want to satisfy….

Who knows…it is all speculation and here’s Alba’s mom body in a bikini….

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2012

02

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Tummy Tuck Post Pregnancy Bikini Pics of the Day

Alba has bounced back from her second pregnancy pretty fucking amazingly..and I guess it’s easier when your entire career depends on it….you know since before you entrapped your ex boyfriend by knocking yourself up and sacrificing your everything….because women, especially very rich women, work of impulse and emotion…and not off logic or wanting to maximize their good looks or the fact they are in high demand, when their talent is relatively little to none…and the real question is how did this happen so fast, was it diet, exercise or is that a tummy tuck scar…who cares….cuz famous bitches I wanted to fuck who are moms with mom pussies wrapped tightly in bikini bodies with tight bodies are exciting…cuz they are the easiest to fist….

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2011

15

Dec

Alba Looks Better in a Bikini than Doing Mom Shit of the Day

Nothing hotter than a mom of two in an oversized sweater walking down the street with a stroller….If I had my way that would be intro to every porn, shit, it’s so hot I’d tattoo it on my thigh so that I could look down at it everytime I jerk off, because nothing makes me cum harder than ravaged pussy and parenting responsibilities….oh right….everything makes me cum harder than mom pussy covered up being a mom….

There was at time…when Alba was the nice titty, nice ass, hot half Mexi chick we all wanted to fuck….all in bikini and never nude in movies….

Those times are done….stop living in the past….Now it is time to move the fuck on….

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2011

01

Dec

Jessica Alba Mom Body in Period Pants of the Day

I wonder if she’s waitinf for her period to hit – or if she’s waiting for her afterbirth – either way she’s prepared to not be embarrassed like the 14 year old school girl in white pants who had to call her mom to pick her up that horrible day she became a woman…who fucking cares…I just know the paparazzi fucking suck…they have one task to accomplish and that is to take pics of these cunts and even though they work in herds of armenians…they couldn’t get Ahkmed or whatever the fuck an Armenian name is to stand behind the bitch…BULLSHIT.

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2011

08

Nov

Some Bitches at the Glamor Awards of the Day

Every day there are events that I am not invited to…I’m talking around the globe, events I am left out of, because either people don’t know me, or don’t want me, or forget to include me….From birthday parties, to club nights, to even meetings at the bowling alleys…..and the neglect or rejection reminds me of high school and would hurt me if I actually cared to go…I don’t need your stupid parties…especially not celebrity events…cuz free drink and free food with famous twats hasn’t got shit on couch sitting……and here are some pics of the sluts at the Glamour Gala event I wasn’t invited to…

Beverly Johnson and her See Through Shirt…..she’s the first black model to ever be on the cover of American Vogue back in 1974, a 60 year old revolutionary showing off her nipples works for me…

Alba in what I thought was some latex fetish suit – you know like a little catholic or AMISH or Mormon orhan you can wipe the cum off role play suit – but turned out to be some sequined shit you’d expect to see on a Golden Girl in 89….proving yet again that starting a family makes a bitch really suck….

J.Lo and her Leg trying to be sexy, forgetting she never was sexy….

That dude from Glee

How about some Blondie Deborah Harry turned Whitie……for no reason than to post a bad joke…

Chelsea Handler in Some Cat Suit…that hugged her vagina and tits like the whore that she is…..or that she was to get to where she is.

Posted in:Beverly Johnson|Debbie Harry|J.Lo|Jessica Alba|Lea Michele

2011

13

Oct

Jessica Alba Tits Do Coffee of the Day

Alba’s milk filled mom tits with a straw from a luxurious coffee between her cleavage like she’s getting titty fucked seemed a lot hotter when I downloaded them…I can blame it on one thing…serious perversion….that sometimes leads to posting boring shit…because knowing there’s a ripped apart vagina from childbirth under this dress is enough to get me going…cuz nothing says great sex like a flappy, stretched out vagina for my already minor penis…you know the kind of penis that allows me in the girl’s locker room at the gym cuz they can’t tell if I’m just a hairy woman with a big clit or not….there’s a sunny side to everything…even these pics of Alba….cuz you know she’s gonna be doing naked scenes now that she’s not the young hot starlet in Hollywood she once was….good.

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2011

30

Sep

Jessica Alba Mom Body of the DAy

I watched some thicker looking bitch in spandex yesterday get her car backed into by a massive truck, only for her and her big tits and round ass run after the fucking truck in what was my kind of accident porn, mainly because she had a pair of fuck me boots with the highest heels, making her stalky, thickness look lean and voluptuous in the Kim Kardashian fashion tip….leading me to a conclusion I never thought I’d come to, called willingness to fuck fatties so long as they are in heels.

Here’s Jessica Alba contributing to that revelation…

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2011

22

Sep

Two Kids Have Squeezed Through Alba’s Vagina of the Day

Here are some Alba Milk Filled tits to distract you from the damage she’s done to the rest of her…you know in deciding to hang up her acting career that was based on being the hot bitch who never gets naked…in exchange for starting a family and destroying a lovely tight body she once had without leaving us with pictures of the shit before the damage was done…

But the good news is that in her comeback, she’s going to be more mature and serious about her work, she’s also going to be more comfortable showing her snatch, you know since two pregnancies has forced her to show rooms of people who weren’t clever enough to camera pic that shit when it was going down, so nudity will come…battered pussy, stretch marks and all….and sometimes….only sometimes…that is better than nothing.

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2011

14

Sep

Jessica Alba’s Sloppy New Mom Body of the Day

When milk filled tits aren’t being fully exposed…or at least being taken advantage of….mom bodies really stand out for the ruined state they actually are….you know tits, especially tits that can nourish, have an ability to really distract from the fact that a bitch is fucking destroyed thanks to her ego’s need to have a mini version of her running around polluting the fucking world…

Here’s Jessica Alba looking like pure shit….and I can only imagine what kind of meaty hell her pussy is in, if the rest of her body’s recovery has been this expected for the Mexican we have to remember she is…

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2011

12

Sep

Jessica Alba Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Here are some Jessica Alba milk filled mom tits on a mom body being exposed as much as this prude exposes her tits because she wants to be respected for her acting skills and in doing that has become the biggest cock tease…

I thought child birth is supposed to make women desperate for male attention while struggling with post partum depression and a vagina hanging down to their knees….at least that’s what I tell myself everytime I go to the park and watch mom and baby yoga classes…or see a bitch breast feeding for attention and not cuz her baby is hungry….cuz pulling out a tit when trapped in life…just makes fucking sense….

I just hope things change for her and all the doctors proding with her cunt make her return to acting very naked, cuz naked will be all the work she can get, in a time she’s finally secure with her body…even though she should have been secure with her body back when she was 19 and tight….

Who cares.

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2011

09

Sep

Jessica Alba in a Shitty Mom See Through of the Day

Those Moms…..always starved for male attention after wrecking their bodies…I see how they look at me as they breast feed in the park…in disgust…but as far as I’m concerned looking at me in disgust is fucking foreplay and they actually like me watching….

Only in this case, Alba is taking her typical Alba stance, that can be found in all her shitty movies, and that’s by not being nude…and just being subtly erotica….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

01

Sep

Jessica Albas Post Baby Weight of the Day

Here are some Alba milk filled titties…all empty in the uterus…but still ravaged in the vagina…assuming she gets celebrity c-sections…cuz a little scar is easier to hide in a bikini than a meaty fucking cunt….as you know she’sll try to make a comeback and be that bitch on all fours showing vagina she once was…only now she’ll have to get naked to stay competitive….and interesting…which will be a nice change of pace for people like me who have always wanted to see her naked…I just have a thing for Mexicans who pretend they aren’t mexican, especially when they are hot and hollywood, even with their babyweight…. You know how it is.

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