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Archive for the Jessica Alba Category

2011

08

Nov

Some Bitches at the Glamor Awards of the Day

Every day there are events that I am not invited to…I’m talking around the globe, events I am left out of, because either people don’t know me, or don’t want me, or forget to include me….From birthday parties, to club nights, to even meetings at the bowling alleys…..and the neglect or rejection reminds me of high school and would hurt me if I actually cared to go…I don’t need your stupid parties…especially not celebrity events…cuz free drink and free food with famous twats hasn’t got shit on couch sitting……and here are some pics of the sluts at the Glamour Gala event I wasn’t invited to…

Beverly Johnson and her See Through Shirt…..she’s the first black model to ever be on the cover of American Vogue back in 1974, a 60 year old revolutionary showing off her nipples works for me…

Alba in what I thought was some latex fetish suit – you know like a little catholic or AMISH or Mormon orhan you can wipe the cum off role play suit – but turned out to be some sequined shit you’d expect to see on a Golden Girl in 89….proving yet again that starting a family makes a bitch really suck….

J.Lo and her Leg trying to be sexy, forgetting she never was sexy….

That dude from Glee

How about some Blondie Deborah Harry turned Whitie……for no reason than to post a bad joke…

Chelsea Handler in Some Cat Suit…that hugged her vagina and tits like the whore that she is…..or that she was to get to where she is.

Posted in:Beverly Johnson|Debbie Harry|J.Lo|Jessica Alba|Lea Michele

2011

13

Oct

Jessica Alba Tits Do Coffee of the Day

Alba’s milk filled mom tits with a straw from a luxurious coffee between her cleavage like she’s getting titty fucked seemed a lot hotter when I downloaded them…I can blame it on one thing…serious perversion….that sometimes leads to posting boring shit…because knowing there’s a ripped apart vagina from childbirth under this dress is enough to get me going…cuz nothing says great sex like a flappy, stretched out vagina for my already minor penis…you know the kind of penis that allows me in the girl’s locker room at the gym cuz they can’t tell if I’m just a hairy woman with a big clit or not….there’s a sunny side to everything…even these pics of Alba….cuz you know she’s gonna be doing naked scenes now that she’s not the young hot starlet in Hollywood she once was….good.

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2011

30

Sep

Jessica Alba Mom Body of the DAy

I watched some thicker looking bitch in spandex yesterday get her car backed into by a massive truck, only for her and her big tits and round ass run after the fucking truck in what was my kind of accident porn, mainly because she had a pair of fuck me boots with the highest heels, making her stalky, thickness look lean and voluptuous in the Kim Kardashian fashion tip….leading me to a conclusion I never thought I’d come to, called willingness to fuck fatties so long as they are in heels.

Here’s Jessica Alba contributing to that revelation…

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2011

22

Sep

Two Kids Have Squeezed Through Alba’s Vagina of the Day

Here are some Alba Milk Filled tits to distract you from the damage she’s done to the rest of her…you know in deciding to hang up her acting career that was based on being the hot bitch who never gets naked…in exchange for starting a family and destroying a lovely tight body she once had without leaving us with pictures of the shit before the damage was done…

But the good news is that in her comeback, she’s going to be more mature and serious about her work, she’s also going to be more comfortable showing her snatch, you know since two pregnancies has forced her to show rooms of people who weren’t clever enough to camera pic that shit when it was going down, so nudity will come…battered pussy, stretch marks and all….and sometimes….only sometimes…that is better than nothing.

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2011

14

Sep

Jessica Alba’s Sloppy New Mom Body of the Day

When milk filled tits aren’t being fully exposed…or at least being taken advantage of….mom bodies really stand out for the ruined state they actually are….you know tits, especially tits that can nourish, have an ability to really distract from the fact that a bitch is fucking destroyed thanks to her ego’s need to have a mini version of her running around polluting the fucking world…

Here’s Jessica Alba looking like pure shit….and I can only imagine what kind of meaty hell her pussy is in, if the rest of her body’s recovery has been this expected for the Mexican we have to remember she is…

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2011

12

Sep

Jessica Alba Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Here are some Jessica Alba milk filled mom tits on a mom body being exposed as much as this prude exposes her tits because she wants to be respected for her acting skills and in doing that has become the biggest cock tease…

I thought child birth is supposed to make women desperate for male attention while struggling with post partum depression and a vagina hanging down to their knees….at least that’s what I tell myself everytime I go to the park and watch mom and baby yoga classes…or see a bitch breast feeding for attention and not cuz her baby is hungry….cuz pulling out a tit when trapped in life…just makes fucking sense….

I just hope things change for her and all the doctors proding with her cunt make her return to acting very naked, cuz naked will be all the work she can get, in a time she’s finally secure with her body…even though she should have been secure with her body back when she was 19 and tight….

Who cares.

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2011

09

Sep

Jessica Alba in a Shitty Mom See Through of the Day

Those Moms…..always starved for male attention after wrecking their bodies…I see how they look at me as they breast feed in the park…in disgust…but as far as I’m concerned looking at me in disgust is fucking foreplay and they actually like me watching….

Only in this case, Alba is taking her typical Alba stance, that can be found in all her shitty movies, and that’s by not being nude…and just being subtly erotica….

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2011

01

Sep

Jessica Albas Post Baby Weight of the Day

Here are some Alba milk filled titties…all empty in the uterus…but still ravaged in the vagina…assuming she gets celebrity c-sections…cuz a little scar is easier to hide in a bikini than a meaty fucking cunt….as you know she’sll try to make a comeback and be that bitch on all fours showing vagina she once was…only now she’ll have to get naked to stay competitive….and interesting…which will be a nice change of pace for people like me who have always wanted to see her naked…I just have a thing for Mexicans who pretend they aren’t mexican, especially when they are hot and hollywood, even with their babyweight…. You know how it is.

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2011

02

Aug

The Spy Kids Premiere Was Pretty Erotic of the Day

I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who don’t have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when you’re not looking…..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wasted…only to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuck…cuz lets face it, I am….

But it turns out that there’s a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premiere…there’s shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off to…not just the pedos….

Here’s the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence…

Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancy…for the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers

Charlotte Ross extreme legs….

Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old….for the Sex Offenders

Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists

Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though she’s not with her twin…..

Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian father’s and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists…..yeah this one’s a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish

Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990’s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists….

And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands….

This post is one of my dumbest…

Posted in:Alexa Vega|Charlotte Ross|Electra Avellan|Holly Roninson Peete|Jessica Alba|Kool AId Guy|Rachel Fox|Verne Troyer

2011

06

Jul

Jessica Alba Pregnant Tits Walking of the Day

Jessica Alba is another pregnant slut who pretends she’s not a slut by being all married and already a mom who I’d like to feel how tight her asshole gets as the baby crowns….you know one of those bathing in her placenta as her water breaks all over my chin….in a whole “pregnancy is beautiful as long as you’re not fucking it, because when you start fucking it, it gets messy, which sometimes isn’t all that bad, just ask Kim Kardashian how she feels about being a receptacle bodily fluids, it ain’t that bad”, nice belly button, ya heard….

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