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Archive for the Jessica Biel Category

2010

10

Dec

Jessica Biel’s Bra is Almost Visible of the Day

I have this thing during the holidays where I to rape yourself while watching Christmas movies, cuz it is the only joy this depressing time of year brings me.

It’s my Holiday Tradition, that along with getting free dinner at the shelter, doing my Christmas shopping by taking stuff from those Goodwill drives and crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze has been going on for as long as I can remember.

So from Juliette Lewis in Christmas Vacation, to Taylor Momsen in Grinch, Jessica Biel’s also on that list cuz of her JTT teen hearthrob made for TV movie that sucked the life out of me called I’ll be Home for Christmas.

Here she is walking around showing a little bra like the slut I know she is….putting me in the Christmas while reminding me the real reason for the Holidays and what Christmas is all about….and that’s pussy.

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2010

28

Jul

Jessica Biel and her “Just Got Raped” Hair of the Day

I guess you could say this messy hairstyle Jessica Biel is rockin’ looks like she just finished a romantic lovemaking session with Justin Timberlake in the limo on the way to the event because they are so in love and don’t get to see each other enough, or you could say the messy hairstyle looks like she just from a rough night of getting wasted, getting gangbanged, getting hosed down in cum on her face, ass, tits, stomach and pussy (provided she has a pussy), but I prefer to just think her hair looks like this cuz she got raped….maybe because I find raping Jessica Biel a hot concept but I think it’s more likely cuz I like getting hate mail….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

15

Jun

Jessica Biel’s Ass is in a Jumpsuit of the Day

I am into jumpsuits. I don’t think it’s cuz I have some kind of paratropper fetish, but more that I like how one piece of clothing can touch all the good parts, and when shit’s an inch too short, it jacks up the ass like some kind of hammock I want to take a nap in or harness specifically dedicated to giving the bitch booty….

Now I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Biel, her strength, her fake relationship with Justin Timberlake so people think he’s straight, or her fashion sense, career choices or pretty much anything about her….but I dick this outfit and how it’s holdin’ her ass up like something Kim Kardashian invented in her whore workshop to keep herself relevant…cuz everyone knows if you strap shit up proper, it looks proper…

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2010

06

May

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here is the ass that Justin Timberlake sings to at night when it’s sleeping and he’s done watching gay porn. The ass that he tries to finger before she straps on and fucks him from behind so that he can smell her shit on his fingers while she has his way with him like the bitch you all know he is thanks to his angelic voice and Lou Perlman….in one of those reliving the memories of being molested as a kid that made him the riches he has….only now there’s none of that “Not fitting in” he had to deal with as a little boy that made him feel inadequate for not getting Lou Perlman off while Joey Fatone had no problem fitting Lou Perlman in….cuz Biel has a whole bucket full of strap-on attachments….those are just the perks of being rich….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Jessica Biel

2010

03

May

Jessica Biel and Her Short Shorts and Boots of the Day

Jessica Biel looks a hell of a lot less like a dude than she has looked the last few years, I guess she cooled down on the weight lifting and let her estrogen out to breathe and blossom and I am pretty sure Justin Timberlake is pretty upset about it, cuz no one who sings like the angel he sings like doesn’t like getting things shoved deep in his ass while tickling his balls.

Here are some pictures of her ass getting pushed into a car by Timberlake which is the same strategy I’ve used on bitches throughout my life…I mean a motherfucker’s gotta get laid …..

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Posted in:Jessica Biel|Short Shorts

2009

25

Sep

Jessica Biel and Some Ill Fitting Pants of the Day

I never found Jessica Biel hot. I wasn’t like those motherfucker who fell in love with her watching Seventh Heaven, who never fully let that celebrity crush go and move on with their lives.
She’s just a little too rugged and strong lookin for me. I like my women to look weak and frail to run from me, not like they can run a marathon, build a log cabin from scratch and wrestle a bear and win all in the same day all in efforts to escape my penis.
And I definitely don’t find her hot in this outfit, but that’s probably because she’s dressed like the 75 year old science teacher I had who took me bird watching in a pair of Knickerbockers before raping me back when I was 12.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ill Fitting|Jessica Biel|Pants

2009

04

Jun

Some Jessica Biel Outside the Letterman Show of the Day

I downloaded these pictures thinking her nipples were hard, or that she had a boner, or that something interesting was going on. You know a little tranny scandal to get the party started the only way I like parties started, but I was wrong, so instead I just had pictures of some bitch in a silky top showing off the body part she’s most proud of, like the faggot rich kids I was forced to sit next to a couple weeks ago who were so impressed with their gym work outs that they felt the need to check who had the biggest tricep over a bottle of Goose, in their Ed Hardy shirts, before I peaced the fuck out because it was fight of flight motherfuckers, and by fight I mean with myself for subjecting myself to that bullshit.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Shoulders

2009

11

May

Jessica Biel’s Nude Scene from Powder Blue of the Day

I didn’t watch this full clip. No, I am not gay, I figure anyone who can get off to this girl could be be, but then again just because she’s rock fuckin’ hard, doesn’t negate that fact that she does have a vagina, so I guess I shouldn’t hate so much.

I just have no real interest in watching shitty staged stripper scenes by a hungry actor who is trying to stay relevant, you know, years after the stint on some shitty WB religious show that made her famous in the first place ended.

Getting naked for a role in a movie that is going straight to DVD is a bad fucking sign of where things are going for you, but then again I’ve seen a few actors pull out of the gutter after being involved in pure shit naked roles, so it may not be over for her, especially if she manages to get Timberlake to marry her, in which case, she’ll be set for life and always in the paparazzi eye.

So maybe this is just the nail in the coffin she needs to do what really matters and that’s poke holes in the condoms, skip her pill, and make Timberlake stick it in her vagina for a change, despite how gross he finds vagina, to trick the motherfucker into getting her pregnant. It’s really the only intelligent retirement plan, since her career is HIV Positive.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Nude Scene|Powder Blue

2009

24

Apr

Jessica Biel’s Dancing Coach for Her Stripper Movie of the Day

Her name is Cati Jean, she coached Jessica Biel in stripping for that stripping movie she’s doing. I don’t think this bitch every strippers and is just a fake, because everyone knows that strippers die or burn out before hitting her age and never amount to legit careers coaching for movies. So she’s some professionally trained, educated faggot dancer perpetuating lies, making the public think stripping is this deeper fucking cause, when all it really is about is grabbing fucking tits and seeing fucking pussy. If anything I’d want Jessica Biel to be taught by some crackhead, weathered, professionally trained whore who is still stripping to pay for her addiction, or from some abusive boyfriend or pimp trying to exploit some desparate runaway pussy to ball hard…..at least that’d authentic.

Posted in:Cati Jean|Coach|Jessica Biel|Stripper