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2014

07

Jul

Joanna Krupa Desecrates the American Flag of the Day

With every national holiday comes some low level person who plays up that holiday as hard as they can to get noticed. It’s an easy way to get on the sites…and this year, the prize low level looking for attention – is Joanna Krupa.

She is the same Joanna Krupa, who a decade ago, played up being born in Poland, and escaping Poland, back in the 70s, when Poland was evil and communist, even though she had no memory of being in Poland, it was just a good marketing hook for her Maxim Magazine shoots, which were really all she ever did…

But now, she’s celebrating being American, and living the American Dream, as a low level slut who was on TV before getting cancelled…who can now be a low level slut on instagram…because she has her fan base established..

I am victim of finding her hot in the 2000s when she was doing the men’s magazines, and feel like I helped her, or promoted her along with all the other sites…making her matter…when really she should just be a stripper somewhere…which I guess is what she’s doing.

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2014

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa Bottom Feeding Bikini of the Day

The Real Housewives Of Miami has been cancelled…and no one gives a fuck because that bullshit sucked. Except maybe Joanna Krupa, I mean she got married to live out this lie probably assuming the show would go on forever and people would care about her nonsense until the end of time…

The fact is that she technically shouldn’t even be on TV, she was a washed up Maxim Model, which at the time was pretty fucking low level modelling, and now is non-existent modelling…who somehow tricked Dancing with the Stars to cast her….allowing her American dream bullshit storyline of a communist born, communist escapee, trying to live the American dream life, despite being here since she was 2 and likely raised a spoiled brat because her parents were excited about Captialist society…and then she leveraged that to get on some other retarded show…and here she is now pushing 40 with nothing left to do but show her tits on the beach…

It doesn’t matter, I don’t know why I am posting it, I think I have a sick obsession with posting pics of people in bikinis who society deem important, when they really aren’t. It’s a problem…but only because there is so much better shit to talk about…but instead I’m looking at this…

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2014

31

Mar

Joanna Krupa Pretends She Didn’t Know Her Dress Was See Through of the Day

“It’s unfortunate that the flashes ruined the look of this gorgeous Michael Costello gown and made it look sheer”


” This is what I mean ruined by flash!”

It is funny to think that Joana Krupa, attention seeking clown who has spent her life dedicated to getting to this level of low level fame, would actually pretend on instagram that her see through dress every site is posting to talk about her nipples, was not strategic but in fact a real shame because it didn’t allow the dress to look as beautiful as it was meant to be. Damn flashes.

What an obvious, egotistical cunt.

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2014

13

Mar

Joanna Krupa Topless for Randall Slavin of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a funny story to me.

She was a low level Men’s Magazine model who grew up in Chicago or some shit, but pretended she was all war torn communist because her family escaped Poland in the 80s when she was 2…

That’s not to say she wasn’t a hot low level, men’s magazine, local model who really wanted to be as famous as possible, who probably made 30k a year with her modelling, but it is to say that she realized that she needed to make a serious move at around 30, that would give her the exposure she always felt she deserved…you know she didn’t buy those fake tits to be a stripper….

So she booked Dancing with the Stars, became household, and everything fucking changed for her, taking her from no name, irrelevant girl with a sugar daddies, because sugar daddies like published models to fuck…to a reality star with sugar daddies, because that’s the whole basis of her show…

But no matter how top tier her career gets with garbage TV projects…she’s always gonna be the eager little model who never was to me…

Here she is in a pic for Randall Slavin, who in case you didn’t know, and you probably didn’t, shoots Victoria’s Secret.

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2014

17

Feb

Joanna Krupa Bikinis of the Day

Joanna Krupa is an attention seeker, she’s a gold digger, she’s wanted to be famous for decades and finally found a way to do it by being the hooker than she is, and she continues to work it for the paparazzi in her bikinis, because she pays them to take pics of her, and because the internet needs content, so why not make it about her, and I’d make fun of it, but why bother, bikinis for attention, praise, career development, whatever are awesome, especially when your body looks like Joanna Krupa…I can’t hate this behavior, because I love this behavior, even if Joanna Krupa represents all that is wrong in the world, because when in a bikini, all seems right….right?

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2014

27

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Attention Seeking Dress of the Day

The only Grammy party I was invited to, seems to be the only one that really mattered, not because the most A-Listers were there, but because Joanna Krupa was there, something the average person wouldn’t really care about, and something one of her pervert fans from the 90s when she was really hot, would think happened a decade too late, but something her amazing attention seeking dress tells me nothing else in the world matters..

The party was put on by my good friends over at OK MAGAZINE …who do celebrity gossip and celebrity bikini pictures better than most…even though I hate celebrities and everything about them…even though I have a site based on celebrities…which I know makes no sense, but this isn’t about me, or the reasons I do what I do, or don’t do things I should do, like go to these parties to stare at this amazingness…focus on what’s important here…this motherfuckin’ dress yo….

BONUS THAT ISN’T REALLY A BONUS

Backdoor Anal Squirt Whore Farrah Abraham Was There Too and No One Cared Because She Wasn’t Getting Backdoored and she wasn’t Squiting

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2013

18

Nov

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day

I think it’s a good thing that Joanna Krupa, fame whore from the 90s…turned reality star thanks to Dancing with the Stars…who is and never was a star…but who managed to leverage her looks into a couple of magazines early on when magazines mattered…but more her best move was getting on Primetime, becoming household, so that the production company could cast her to be a housewife…and it’s a good thing that happened for her, because otherwise she’d probably be stripping, but an even betting thing that she got cast in Miami…because she can squeeze her old, hot, exhibitionist body into a bikini all the time and have a valid excuse for it, something a fame whore always struggles with, because they don’t want to put out too much bikini, otherwise it looks desperate, even if they are desperate…but when there’s a reason for it…it all makes sense….and I guess to Krupa…who life finally makes sense…it took a while to get here…a lot rich dudes fucked…but look at her now…in staged paparazzi bikini pics…she’s made it.

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2013

11

Nov

Fame Whore Joanna Krupa’s Handstand Bikini of the Day

When you are a bottom feeding fame whore and you call the paparazzi to your backyard to get them to take pics of you to post to the paparazzi agency sites so that the media pick up on you in your bikini – because this low level fame is all you ever wanted and you’re not going to put it to waste now that you got it – you make things interesting with a hand stand…because otherwise they are just typical boring bikini pics far less interesting than the nude modelling she did in her 20s, before becoming this money grubbing ego…

I am not a fan of Joanna Krupa or her rise to the lowest possible level of celebrity…but I am into middle aged chicks doing handstands for attention…it’s up there with juggling…

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2013

15

Oct

Joanna Krupa’s Weird Topless Instagram Video of the Day

Joanna Krupa posted this on Instagram…Based on her level of aging promo model who has been in this game for a long fucking time fame…this type of low level behavior totally makes fucking sense…In her mind she’s finally made it and I guess this is the best way to celebrate that shit…and I’m into it…because despite hating everything about her…she’s still a babe….at least for another few minutes…

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