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2014

15

Oct

Joanna Krupa Bikini Catalog Model of the Day

Here are some photoshopped catalog pics of fame whore Joanna Krupa, going back to her roots now that her show was cancelled and she is forced to go back to the only thing she knew…low level campaigns for companies…cheesy photoshoots no one cares about…but her older, but still great body…can get the recognition it deserves. Instead of being “I like the blonde one with the fake tits”…she can be “I like the one from that show no one watched, yeah the blonde one with fake tits”…you see because…none of this TV shit really matters..what matters is that she doesn’t have a sex tape yet…that’s what confuses me in everything that is Joanna Krupa…here are these 1998 Maxim caliber pics…feeling like a Throwback Thursday a day early…

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2014

02

Oct

This May Be Joanna Krupa Trying to Stay Relevant of the Day

I think it is safe to say that these titty pics of Joanna Krupa were not hacked in any way possible. If they are her…they were leaked intentionally to rope herself in on any press she can…

Joanna Krupa has been a “Glamour Model” for the last 20 years, and before landing her Dancing with the Stars – turned – Housewives of Miami show…she was pretty much an escort…I mean…she’s got the fake tits to prove it. Fake tits I can’t imagine haven’t been shown hundreds of times before. You know because that’s 96% of the reason she would get booked on jobs.

I would assume that these tits have been shown for money, sometimes for fame, sometimes to get ahead…and her scammed worked for her, that was until a few months ago when her show got cancelled and she had the bug…the fame bug…the taste in her mouth she couldn’t get out…the “this is what I’ve had sex with so many people to achieve, I can’t lose it now”…

So release pics, show nipple, even though no one cares about even Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples, we are all desensitized, and hope for the best…maybe people will talk, maybe a sex tape offer will come in, anything…please god anything…is what she’s got on her mind…

I assume I’ll get a Laywers letter about this…but her face isn’t in the pics and really who fucking cares…

I’m just posting it to help her out, like an old friend…who knows she needs this last hurrah..

Here she is at an event cuz she’s working it hard CLICK HERE

Here she is in workout clothes cuz she’s working it hard for attention CLICK HERE

No one cares….:(

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2014

02

Sep

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day

Joanna Krupa posted this bikini picture of herself to her instagram, I don’t know if she’s really relevant anymore, or really ever was…

I just think she just pulled some awesome scam that involved booking dancing with the stars, right when her glamour model career was about to dry up and end.You know when she was fed up with all the sex for money she probably had to have in order to live the life of luxury she wanted. I can’t confirm she was a hooker like so many of these wannabe famous chicks before her…and I guess after her…but I can say that from an outsider perspective on her body and her body of work alone, it kind of looks like that’s exactly what she is…

Her show has been cancelled, I assume she’s pushing 40, she’s still enough of a babe though, I guess Eastern Europe has that going for them, money hungry babes, all thanks to communism, not that Krupa knows anything about Eastern Europe Communism. She only fucks with that if it’s an opportunity to exploit for money because she’s from there and born there…but raised in America since she was 2…and pretty far removed from that…but luckily for you, not far removed from wearing bikinis.

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2014

07

Jul

Joanna Krupa Desecrates the American Flag of the Day

With every national holiday comes some low level person who plays up that holiday as hard as they can to get noticed. It’s an easy way to get on the sites…and this year, the prize low level looking for attention – is Joanna Krupa.

She is the same Joanna Krupa, who a decade ago, played up being born in Poland, and escaping Poland, back in the 70s, when Poland was evil and communist, even though she had no memory of being in Poland, it was just a good marketing hook for her Maxim Magazine shoots, which were really all she ever did…

But now, she’s celebrating being American, and living the American Dream, as a low level slut who was on TV before getting cancelled…who can now be a low level slut on instagram…because she has her fan base established..

I am victim of finding her hot in the 2000s when she was doing the men’s magazines, and feel like I helped her, or promoted her along with all the other sites…making her matter…when really she should just be a stripper somewhere…which I guess is what she’s doing.

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2014

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa Bottom Feeding Bikini of the Day

The Real Housewives Of Miami has been cancelled…and no one gives a fuck because that bullshit sucked. Except maybe Joanna Krupa, I mean she got married to live out this lie probably assuming the show would go on forever and people would care about her nonsense until the end of time…

The fact is that she technically shouldn’t even be on TV, she was a washed up Maxim Model, which at the time was pretty fucking low level modelling, and now is non-existent modelling…who somehow tricked Dancing with the Stars to cast her….allowing her American dream bullshit storyline of a communist born, communist escapee, trying to live the American dream life, despite being here since she was 2 and likely raised a spoiled brat because her parents were excited about Captialist society…and then she leveraged that to get on some other retarded show…and here she is now pushing 40 with nothing left to do but show her tits on the beach…

It doesn’t matter, I don’t know why I am posting it, I think I have a sick obsession with posting pics of people in bikinis who society deem important, when they really aren’t. It’s a problem…but only because there is so much better shit to talk about…but instead I’m looking at this…

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2014

31

Mar

Joanna Krupa Pretends She Didn’t Know Her Dress Was See Through of the Day

“It’s unfortunate that the flashes ruined the look of this gorgeous Michael Costello gown and made it look sheer”


” This is what I mean ruined by flash!”

It is funny to think that Joana Krupa, attention seeking clown who has spent her life dedicated to getting to this level of low level fame, would actually pretend on instagram that her see through dress every site is posting to talk about her nipples, was not strategic but in fact a real shame because it didn’t allow the dress to look as beautiful as it was meant to be. Damn flashes.

What an obvious, egotistical cunt.

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2014

13

Mar

Joanna Krupa Topless for Randall Slavin of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a funny story to me.

She was a low level Men’s Magazine model who grew up in Chicago or some shit, but pretended she was all war torn communist because her family escaped Poland in the 80s when she was 2…

That’s not to say she wasn’t a hot low level, men’s magazine, local model who really wanted to be as famous as possible, who probably made 30k a year with her modelling, but it is to say that she realized that she needed to make a serious move at around 30, that would give her the exposure she always felt she deserved…you know she didn’t buy those fake tits to be a stripper….

So she booked Dancing with the Stars, became household, and everything fucking changed for her, taking her from no name, irrelevant girl with a sugar daddies, because sugar daddies like published models to fuck…to a reality star with sugar daddies, because that’s the whole basis of her show…

But no matter how top tier her career gets with garbage TV projects…she’s always gonna be the eager little model who never was to me…

Here she is in a pic for Randall Slavin, who in case you didn’t know, and you probably didn’t, shoots Victoria’s Secret.

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2014

17

Feb

Joanna Krupa Bikinis of the Day

Joanna Krupa is an attention seeker, she’s a gold digger, she’s wanted to be famous for decades and finally found a way to do it by being the hooker than she is, and she continues to work it for the paparazzi in her bikinis, because she pays them to take pics of her, and because the internet needs content, so why not make it about her, and I’d make fun of it, but why bother, bikinis for attention, praise, career development, whatever are awesome, especially when your body looks like Joanna Krupa…I can’t hate this behavior, because I love this behavior, even if Joanna Krupa represents all that is wrong in the world, because when in a bikini, all seems right….right?

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2014

27

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Attention Seeking Dress of the Day

The only Grammy party I was invited to, seems to be the only one that really mattered, not because the most A-Listers were there, but because Joanna Krupa was there, something the average person wouldn’t really care about, and something one of her pervert fans from the 90s when she was really hot, would think happened a decade too late, but something her amazing attention seeking dress tells me nothing else in the world matters..

The party was put on by my good friends over at OK MAGAZINE …who do celebrity gossip and celebrity bikini pictures better than most…even though I hate celebrities and everything about them…even though I have a site based on celebrities…which I know makes no sense, but this isn’t about me, or the reasons I do what I do, or don’t do things I should do, like go to these parties to stare at this amazingness…focus on what’s important here…this motherfuckin’ dress yo….

BONUS THAT ISN’T REALLY A BONUS

Backdoor Anal Squirt Whore Farrah Abraham Was There Too and No One Cared Because She Wasn’t Getting Backdoored and she wasn’t Squiting

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