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2014

31

Mar

Joanna Krupa Pretends She Didn’t Know Her Dress Was See Through of the Day

“It’s unfortunate that the flashes ruined the look of this gorgeous Michael Costello gown and made it look sheer”


” This is what I mean ruined by flash!”

It is funny to think that Joana Krupa, attention seeking clown who has spent her life dedicated to getting to this level of low level fame, would actually pretend on instagram that her see through dress every site is posting to talk about her nipples, was not strategic but in fact a real shame because it didn’t allow the dress to look as beautiful as it was meant to be. Damn flashes.

What an obvious, egotistical cunt.

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2014

13

Mar

Joanna Krupa Topless for Randall Slavin of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a funny story to me.

She was a low level Men’s Magazine model who grew up in Chicago or some shit, but pretended she was all war torn communist because her family escaped Poland in the 80s when she was 2…

That’s not to say she wasn’t a hot low level, men’s magazine, local model who really wanted to be as famous as possible, who probably made 30k a year with her modelling, but it is to say that she realized that she needed to make a serious move at around 30, that would give her the exposure she always felt she deserved…you know she didn’t buy those fake tits to be a stripper….

So she booked Dancing with the Stars, became household, and everything fucking changed for her, taking her from no name, irrelevant girl with a sugar daddies, because sugar daddies like published models to fuck…to a reality star with sugar daddies, because that’s the whole basis of her show…

But no matter how top tier her career gets with garbage TV projects…she’s always gonna be the eager little model who never was to me…

Here she is in a pic for Randall Slavin, who in case you didn’t know, and you probably didn’t, shoots Victoria’s Secret.

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2014

17

Feb

Joanna Krupa Bikinis of the Day

Joanna Krupa is an attention seeker, she’s a gold digger, she’s wanted to be famous for decades and finally found a way to do it by being the hooker than she is, and she continues to work it for the paparazzi in her bikinis, because she pays them to take pics of her, and because the internet needs content, so why not make it about her, and I’d make fun of it, but why bother, bikinis for attention, praise, career development, whatever are awesome, especially when your body looks like Joanna Krupa…I can’t hate this behavior, because I love this behavior, even if Joanna Krupa represents all that is wrong in the world, because when in a bikini, all seems right….right?

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2014

27

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Attention Seeking Dress of the Day

The only Grammy party I was invited to, seems to be the only one that really mattered, not because the most A-Listers were there, but because Joanna Krupa was there, something the average person wouldn’t really care about, and something one of her pervert fans from the 90s when she was really hot, would think happened a decade too late, but something her amazing attention seeking dress tells me nothing else in the world matters..

The party was put on by my good friends over at OK MAGAZINE …who do celebrity gossip and celebrity bikini pictures better than most…even though I hate celebrities and everything about them…even though I have a site based on celebrities…which I know makes no sense, but this isn’t about me, or the reasons I do what I do, or don’t do things I should do, like go to these parties to stare at this amazingness…focus on what’s important here…this motherfuckin’ dress yo….

BONUS THAT ISN’T REALLY A BONUS

Backdoor Anal Squirt Whore Farrah Abraham Was There Too and No One Cared Because She Wasn’t Getting Backdoored and she wasn’t Squiting

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2013

18

Nov

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day

I think it’s a good thing that Joanna Krupa, fame whore from the 90s…turned reality star thanks to Dancing with the Stars…who is and never was a star…but who managed to leverage her looks into a couple of magazines early on when magazines mattered…but more her best move was getting on Primetime, becoming household, so that the production company could cast her to be a housewife…and it’s a good thing that happened for her, because otherwise she’d probably be stripping, but an even betting thing that she got cast in Miami…because she can squeeze her old, hot, exhibitionist body into a bikini all the time and have a valid excuse for it, something a fame whore always struggles with, because they don’t want to put out too much bikini, otherwise it looks desperate, even if they are desperate…but when there’s a reason for it…it all makes sense….and I guess to Krupa…who life finally makes sense…it took a while to get here…a lot rich dudes fucked…but look at her now…in staged paparazzi bikini pics…she’s made it.

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2013

11

Nov

Fame Whore Joanna Krupa’s Handstand Bikini of the Day

When you are a bottom feeding fame whore and you call the paparazzi to your backyard to get them to take pics of you to post to the paparazzi agency sites so that the media pick up on you in your bikini – because this low level fame is all you ever wanted and you’re not going to put it to waste now that you got it – you make things interesting with a hand stand…because otherwise they are just typical boring bikini pics far less interesting than the nude modelling she did in her 20s, before becoming this money grubbing ego…

I am not a fan of Joanna Krupa or her rise to the lowest possible level of celebrity…but I am into middle aged chicks doing handstands for attention…it’s up there with juggling…

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2013

15

Oct

Joanna Krupa’s Weird Topless Instagram Video of the Day

Joanna Krupa posted this on Instagram…Based on her level of aging promo model who has been in this game for a long fucking time fame…this type of low level behavior totally makes fucking sense…In her mind she’s finally made it and I guess this is the best way to celebrate that shit…and I’m into it…because despite hating everything about her…she’s still a babe….at least for another few minutes…

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2013

14

Oct

Joanna Krupa is Topless of the Day

I have this theory that most girls with fake tits don’t agree with that is – if you’ve got fake tits…you don’t need to wear a shirt…because they aren’t your actual tits…but more things you just purchased and that you should so off to the world like as if they were a new shirt…or new car….and apparently Joanna Krupa agrees with me…

I mean I have the same theory for natural tits, but this is America and Tits are an attack on our Christian morals and freedoms, unlike everywhere else in the world, from Africa to Europe…which I guess works for me, and Joanna Krupa, since a titty obsessed society, makes low levels like us, who are all about brining the titty relevant…Tits get hits motherfucker and here’s old lady Joanna Krupa, the den mother of this shit…bringing it…

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2013

25

Sep

Joanna Krupa’s Titty Flash of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a low level attention whore…in the event you didn’t know she always planned to marrying some rich dude back home, in the event this being famous thing didn’t work, like a hooker who works exclusively for one person, but she was lucky enough to do it on TV….

So it was always her mail order, opportunist, girl who thinks she’s hotter than she is, even if she is actually hot back-up plan….

You know, try to make it as far as she can, even if it wasn’t the huge celebrity fame she probably planned for herself, at least she gets to do her hooking on TV…because it feeds her ego…

In trying to stay relevant so her one hit doesn’t get cancelled…she does stunts like this…for the paparazzi…to notice her big stupid implants…and I guess I notice them too…

If that’s not good enough, here’s a pic her rich husband/john posted of her in her bikini…because he knows what’s important in their relationship..

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2013

24

Sep

Joanna Krupa Ass Shot Selfie of the Day

Joanna Krupa may be the worst kind of bottom feeding hooker, who milked her communist escapee heritage for jobs early on in her career…like “I’m an immigrant” even though she was in America since she was 2….that lead to such high profile gigs as Maxim, FHM and a few promo model gigs for some shitty brands…until she turned 30 and realized, the end was near and she had to step it up or she’d remain a nobody a couple of mechanics may have jerked off to a few times, so she tricked Dancing with the Stars to bring her in as the pussy that makes the show tolerable for husbands forced to watch the shit…and that brought her to other reality shows…where she remains the same gold digging hooker bottom feeder she always was…but with more money and fame…even a household name in the worst part of town…but that doesn’t mean her selfie ass pics for attention on her internet profiles aren’t as amazing as they are when any girl, no matter how vile, puts shit like this out there…you can hate a bitch, think a bitch is garbage, or ugly, but when she starts posting selfies like this, you can’t really hate her, at least not for the 3 minutes you’re looking at the self produced shameless pic…cuz we like exhibitionist broken girls crying for attention..even when we hate them….

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2013

29

Aug

Joanna Krupa Posing in a Bikini Top with a Water Gun of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a squirter…and she’s into water sports…I mean that’s kinda what being a hooker is all about, you do what you can to get by…and in her case getting by involves being a whore Maxim model who scammed her way onto dancing with the stars…that led her to other shitty really shows and a rich boyfriend/husband to justify being on the reality show…all while remaining the very same whore she was as a 20 year old trying to make it…only at 50….and with a nicer house…I guess we can thank the communist work ethic her parents instilled in her after escaping communism…but I know I’d be happier if the gun in this picture was being used to exterminate trash like her from this otherwise beautiful world that doesn’t need more vapid useless materialistic cunts with fake tits.

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2013

10

Aug

Joanna Krupa Topless Tanning of the Day

I don’t know if these pics are new or old, I just know that they shouldn’t excite you…

Firstly, Joanna Krupa is a garbage gold digging bottom feeding slut, and we hate those, even if their cries for attention mean showing the world their tits…

Secondly, because Joanna Krupa topless pics from when she was just an aspiring bottom feeding gold digging slut are all over the internet

Thirdly, because Krupa’s tits are fake, and any girl with fake tits, even if they are shaped like tits, has the obligation to show the world their purchase, because it’s less about being topless, but more about showing off their new or in Krupa’s case, old purchase…a purchase that has helped her get this far…

That’s not to say implants can’t be awesome, it’s just to say they can’t be impressive, because you buy them.

I’m posting them anyway, cuz I like tits… She’s Done It Before

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2013

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Bachelorette Party of the Day


Trash can Joanna Krupa, who does have a hot body, despite her overall irrelevance in society, is celebrating her staged wedding, because she’s become a very very low grade version of a Kardashian, a fate worse than death, and these are some pics of her staged bachelorette party, because her life is designed for reality TV lonely white trash get absorbed in, because their lives suck worse than KRUPAs.

What we can learn from Krupa, is that if you are hot, get fake tits, to start your career out as a model with fake tits, for low level companies and magazines…because a decade after you’ve failed at it and have no where left to go, you may have one producer or agent willing to get you on a Dancing With the Stars show that needs pussy to keep husbands from letting their wives watch the shit, and that, can lead to gold digging your way onto another show, which is way better than just having sex with anyone you come across with money, because this way you can pretend you’re a huge TV Star.

The whole thing is uninteresting, almost idiotic that it happens, but I’ll stare at her 40 year old ass still trying in a bikini, because she’s not fat.

I’m that easy….and I guess so is this hooker.


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2013

03

Jun

Joanna Krupa Awesome Body in Topless Staged Pics of the Day


Joanna Krupa is pretty much an escort. No different than a pornstar. Only instead of landing a sex tape, she decided to get cast on a reality show middle America is obsessed with, Dancing with the Stars, even though I am sure no one watching the show ever heard of her, forcing them to google her and give her all the attention she wanted…thanks mainstream media. Leading to other middle america targeted shows like Real Housewives, a trailer park hit, because their 20,000 dollar a year lifestyle is impressed by the Real Housewives luxury.

The whole thing is miserable, because with a body like this, she should be doing porn, not staging topless photoshoots with the paparazzi for attention, tits we’ve all seen before, because her whole career before DWTS, was being a TITTY model.

I’ll still look at and appreciate any polish american who isn’t working a deli making sausage with a face mask on so her facial hair doesn’t fall into the meat.


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2013

22

Mar

Boring Joanna Krupa Photoshoot of the Day

What the fuck is this bullshit. When I see a hooker like Joanna Krupa posing for a photoshoot. I expect her to play the fucking hooker part that she is. I mean she built her career on her fake tits, and that’s what I’m fucking here for.

I don’t fucking care that this cunt has gone on to revolutionary things like Dancing with the Stars…making her a huge fucking celebrity, all accomplished enough to get on another piece of shit show that only matters because society is fucked……

So I’m really not into supporting her not spreading her legs or milking those hooker tits, even if the implants have made milking impossible, as they do sometimes.

I don’t need to see this trash on her way to the country club, dressed like a Gold Girl….

I need smut. Step your game up Krupa. You are a piece of fucking garbage. Act like it.


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