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2013

18

Nov

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day

I think it’s a good thing that Joanna Krupa, fame whore from the 90s…turned reality star thanks to Dancing with the Stars…who is and never was a star…but who managed to leverage her looks into a couple of magazines early on when magazines mattered…but more her best move was getting on Primetime, becoming household, so that the production company could cast her to be a housewife…and it’s a good thing that happened for her, because otherwise she’d probably be stripping, but an even betting thing that she got cast in Miami…because she can squeeze her old, hot, exhibitionist body into a bikini all the time and have a valid excuse for it, something a fame whore always struggles with, because they don’t want to put out too much bikini, otherwise it looks desperate, even if they are desperate…but when there’s a reason for it…it all makes sense….and I guess to Krupa…who life finally makes sense…it took a while to get here…a lot rich dudes fucked…but look at her now…in staged paparazzi bikini pics…she’s made it.

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2013

11

Nov

Fame Whore Joanna Krupa’s Handstand Bikini of the Day

When you are a bottom feeding fame whore and you call the paparazzi to your backyard to get them to take pics of you to post to the paparazzi agency sites so that the media pick up on you in your bikini – because this low level fame is all you ever wanted and you’re not going to put it to waste now that you got it – you make things interesting with a hand stand…because otherwise they are just typical boring bikini pics far less interesting than the nude modelling she did in her 20s, before becoming this money grubbing ego…

I am not a fan of Joanna Krupa or her rise to the lowest possible level of celebrity…but I am into middle aged chicks doing handstands for attention…it’s up there with juggling…

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2013

15

Oct

Joanna Krupa’s Weird Topless Instagram Video of the Day

Joanna Krupa posted this on Instagram…Based on her level of aging promo model who has been in this game for a long fucking time fame…this type of low level behavior totally makes fucking sense…In her mind she’s finally made it and I guess this is the best way to celebrate that shit…and I’m into it…because despite hating everything about her…she’s still a babe….at least for another few minutes…

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2013

14

Oct

Joanna Krupa is Topless of the Day

I have this theory that most girls with fake tits don’t agree with that is – if you’ve got fake tits…you don’t need to wear a shirt…because they aren’t your actual tits…but more things you just purchased and that you should so off to the world like as if they were a new shirt…or new car….and apparently Joanna Krupa agrees with me…

I mean I have the same theory for natural tits, but this is America and Tits are an attack on our Christian morals and freedoms, unlike everywhere else in the world, from Africa to Europe…which I guess works for me, and Joanna Krupa, since a titty obsessed society, makes low levels like us, who are all about brining the titty relevant…Tits get hits motherfucker and here’s old lady Joanna Krupa, the den mother of this shit…bringing it…

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2013

25

Sep

Joanna Krupa’s Titty Flash of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a low level attention whore…in the event you didn’t know she always planned to marrying some rich dude back home, in the event this being famous thing didn’t work, like a hooker who works exclusively for one person, but she was lucky enough to do it on TV….

So it was always her mail order, opportunist, girl who thinks she’s hotter than she is, even if she is actually hot back-up plan….

You know, try to make it as far as she can, even if it wasn’t the huge celebrity fame she probably planned for herself, at least she gets to do her hooking on TV…because it feeds her ego…

In trying to stay relevant so her one hit doesn’t get cancelled…she does stunts like this…for the paparazzi…to notice her big stupid implants…and I guess I notice them too…

If that’s not good enough, here’s a pic her rich husband/john posted of her in her bikini…because he knows what’s important in their relationship..

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2013

24

Sep

Joanna Krupa Ass Shot Selfie of the Day

Joanna Krupa may be the worst kind of bottom feeding hooker, who milked her communist escapee heritage for jobs early on in her career…like “I’m an immigrant” even though she was in America since she was 2….that lead to such high profile gigs as Maxim, FHM and a few promo model gigs for some shitty brands…until she turned 30 and realized, the end was near and she had to step it up or she’d remain a nobody a couple of mechanics may have jerked off to a few times, so she tricked Dancing with the Stars to bring her in as the pussy that makes the show tolerable for husbands forced to watch the shit…and that brought her to other reality shows…where she remains the same gold digging hooker bottom feeder she always was…but with more money and fame…even a household name in the worst part of town…but that doesn’t mean her selfie ass pics for attention on her internet profiles aren’t as amazing as they are when any girl, no matter how vile, puts shit like this out there…you can hate a bitch, think a bitch is garbage, or ugly, but when she starts posting selfies like this, you can’t really hate her, at least not for the 3 minutes you’re looking at the self produced shameless pic…cuz we like exhibitionist broken girls crying for attention..even when we hate them….

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2013

29

Aug

Joanna Krupa Posing in a Bikini Top with a Water Gun of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a squirter…and she’s into water sports…I mean that’s kinda what being a hooker is all about, you do what you can to get by…and in her case getting by involves being a whore Maxim model who scammed her way onto dancing with the stars…that led her to other shitty really shows and a rich boyfriend/husband to justify being on the reality show…all while remaining the very same whore she was as a 20 year old trying to make it…only at 50….and with a nicer house…I guess we can thank the communist work ethic her parents instilled in her after escaping communism…but I know I’d be happier if the gun in this picture was being used to exterminate trash like her from this otherwise beautiful world that doesn’t need more vapid useless materialistic cunts with fake tits.

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2013

10

Aug

Joanna Krupa Topless Tanning of the Day

I don’t know if these pics are new or old, I just know that they shouldn’t excite you…

Firstly, Joanna Krupa is a garbage gold digging bottom feeding slut, and we hate those, even if their cries for attention mean showing the world their tits…

Secondly, because Joanna Krupa topless pics from when she was just an aspiring bottom feeding gold digging slut are all over the internet

Thirdly, because Krupa’s tits are fake, and any girl with fake tits, even if they are shaped like tits, has the obligation to show the world their purchase, because it’s less about being topless, but more about showing off their new or in Krupa’s case, old purchase…a purchase that has helped her get this far…

That’s not to say implants can’t be awesome, it’s just to say they can’t be impressive, because you buy them.

I’m posting them anyway, cuz I like tits… She’s Done It Before

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2013

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Bachelorette Party of the Day


Trash can Joanna Krupa, who does have a hot body, despite her overall irrelevance in society, is celebrating her staged wedding, because she’s become a very very low grade version of a Kardashian, a fate worse than death, and these are some pics of her staged bachelorette party, because her life is designed for reality TV lonely white trash get absorbed in, because their lives suck worse than KRUPAs.

What we can learn from Krupa, is that if you are hot, get fake tits, to start your career out as a model with fake tits, for low level companies and magazines…because a decade after you’ve failed at it and have no where left to go, you may have one producer or agent willing to get you on a Dancing With the Stars show that needs pussy to keep husbands from letting their wives watch the shit, and that, can lead to gold digging your way onto another show, which is way better than just having sex with anyone you come across with money, because this way you can pretend you’re a huge TV Star.

The whole thing is uninteresting, almost idiotic that it happens, but I’ll stare at her 40 year old ass still trying in a bikini, because she’s not fat.

I’m that easy….and I guess so is this hooker.


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