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2013

29

Aug

Joanna Krupa Posing in a Bikini Top with a Water Gun of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a squirter…and she’s into water sports…I mean that’s kinda what being a hooker is all about, you do what you can to get by…and in her case getting by involves being a whore Maxim model who scammed her way onto dancing with the stars…that led her to other shitty really shows and a rich boyfriend/husband to justify being on the reality show…all while remaining the very same whore she was as a 20 year old trying to make it…only at 50….and with a nicer house…I guess we can thank the communist work ethic her parents instilled in her after escaping communism…but I know I’d be happier if the gun in this picture was being used to exterminate trash like her from this otherwise beautiful world that doesn’t need more vapid useless materialistic cunts with fake tits.

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2013

10

Aug

Joanna Krupa Topless Tanning of the Day

I don’t know if these pics are new or old, I just know that they shouldn’t excite you…

Firstly, Joanna Krupa is a garbage gold digging bottom feeding slut, and we hate those, even if their cries for attention mean showing the world their tits…

Secondly, because Joanna Krupa topless pics from when she was just an aspiring bottom feeding gold digging slut are all over the internet

Thirdly, because Krupa’s tits are fake, and any girl with fake tits, even if they are shaped like tits, has the obligation to show the world their purchase, because it’s less about being topless, but more about showing off their new or in Krupa’s case, old purchase…a purchase that has helped her get this far…

That’s not to say implants can’t be awesome, it’s just to say they can’t be impressive, because you buy them.

I’m posting them anyway, cuz I like tits… She’s Done It Before

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2013

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Bachelorette Party of the Day


Trash can Joanna Krupa, who does have a hot body, despite her overall irrelevance in society, is celebrating her staged wedding, because she’s become a very very low grade version of a Kardashian, a fate worse than death, and these are some pics of her staged bachelorette party, because her life is designed for reality TV lonely white trash get absorbed in, because their lives suck worse than KRUPAs.

What we can learn from Krupa, is that if you are hot, get fake tits, to start your career out as a model with fake tits, for low level companies and magazines…because a decade after you’ve failed at it and have no where left to go, you may have one producer or agent willing to get you on a Dancing With the Stars show that needs pussy to keep husbands from letting their wives watch the shit, and that, can lead to gold digging your way onto another show, which is way better than just having sex with anyone you come across with money, because this way you can pretend you’re a huge TV Star.

The whole thing is uninteresting, almost idiotic that it happens, but I’ll stare at her 40 year old ass still trying in a bikini, because she’s not fat.

I’m that easy….and I guess so is this hooker.


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2013

03

Jun

Joanna Krupa Awesome Body in Topless Staged Pics of the Day


Joanna Krupa is pretty much an escort. No different than a pornstar. Only instead of landing a sex tape, she decided to get cast on a reality show middle America is obsessed with, Dancing with the Stars, even though I am sure no one watching the show ever heard of her, forcing them to google her and give her all the attention she wanted…thanks mainstream media. Leading to other middle america targeted shows like Real Housewives, a trailer park hit, because their 20,000 dollar a year lifestyle is impressed by the Real Housewives luxury.

The whole thing is miserable, because with a body like this, she should be doing porn, not staging topless photoshoots with the paparazzi for attention, tits we’ve all seen before, because her whole career before DWTS, was being a TITTY model.

I’ll still look at and appreciate any polish american who isn’t working a deli making sausage with a face mask on so her facial hair doesn’t fall into the meat.


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2013

22

Mar

Boring Joanna Krupa Photoshoot of the Day

What the fuck is this bullshit. When I see a hooker like Joanna Krupa posing for a photoshoot. I expect her to play the fucking hooker part that she is. I mean she built her career on her fake tits, and that’s what I’m fucking here for.

I don’t fucking care that this cunt has gone on to revolutionary things like Dancing with the Stars…making her a huge fucking celebrity, all accomplished enough to get on another piece of shit show that only matters because society is fucked……

So I’m really not into supporting her not spreading her legs or milking those hooker tits, even if the implants have made milking impossible, as they do sometimes.

I don’t need to see this trash on her way to the country club, dressed like a Gold Girl….

I need smut. Step your game up Krupa. You are a piece of fucking garbage. Act like it.


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2013

19

Mar

Joanna Krupa Hard Nipple Photoshoot of the Day

Joanna Krupa is keeping it classy, if you consider classy being a borderline pornstar, showing off her fake tits and hard nipples, like a pornstar, who would have been a pornstar, had she not landed the Dancing with the Stars gig, because prior to DWTS, she was at a standstill, that could have gone either direction to tend to the fire she had to be more mainstream famous, but her modeling nonsense for shitty magazines wasn’t cutting it but now that she’s a big reality TV star, she can go back to her roots of being a low grade hooker, all hot in photoshoots, and I’m not gonna hate her for it. The world needs vagina like this to keep me happy. Because the vagina at home sure as fuck isn’t.

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2013

18

Feb

Joanna Krupa for Esquire’s Me in my Place of the Day

Joanna Krupa is some hot bodied gutter bullshit from the early 2000s who has been trying so hard to make it since the early 2000s because I guess she knew she was some hot bodied bullshit then…and watching her struggle was entertaining…she did every low budget photoshoot in fucking town…just hoping to get a fan base with those implants she spent 3 summers washing cars to get….before becoming internationally famous on Dancing with the Stars when she wasn’t even a star, which led to Real Housewives of Miami….you know just sucking from the bottom….and it finally paid off, even most people would find her career a joke, she feels like she’s finally made it…and at a good time cuz she must be 40 by now….

So here she is being an hooker/stripper/pornstar who never was for Esquire…what a waste….but at least she looks good….

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2013

01

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Side Tit of the Day

If a trashy whore obsessed with being famous wears a dress her fake tit pops out of in a barely inappropriate….but inappropriate enough way…does it matter? I am gonna go with yes…because any girl no matter how relevant or famous she is….or how real or fake her tit is…or how garbage and useless she is….it’s still a tit put on blast for attention and as dude…we must notice and then look at our own woman and think….”shit, she’s inadequate, but I’ll fuck her anyway cuz she’s here and I’m horny”….provided you have women in your life…which I doubt…but you get what I’m saying….and that is that girls with any sex appeal help the girls you fuck who have no sex appeal by giving you something to motivate you to fuck them….it makes babies…so in some ways Joanna Krupa is a benefit to society and here I was thinking she was just a pile of junk.


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2013

02

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Bottom Feeding in a Bikini of the Day

Joanna Krupa has mastered the bottom feeding…finally…people care about her all thanks to some horribly scripted show sent from hell to remind us that gold diggers are as trashy and disgusting as we originally thought…I mean here she is hustling a bikini….like the days of shooting for Maxim for 100 bucks…in a bikini…hoping to secure more fans….were a lifetime ago….cuz once a bottom feeder…not always a bottom feeder if you commit to your body feeding and fuck a lot of rich guys along the way…

She’s useless trash, but her body’s goood in a bikini and that’s something worth looking at, if you like bodies that are good in bikinis….

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2012

28

Dec

Joanna Krupa’s Ass on Paddleboard in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how many times I can write about Joanna Krupa being a failed model, who managed to work her way into whatever it is she’s worked herself into, one dick at a time….but I’m gonna do it again…

She was a Maxim model, who likely made 100,000 dollars a year for the last 15 years, until getting the right agent, to squeeze her into Dancing With the Stars, as the eye candy, for miserable husbands everywhere to gawk while their fat wives made them watch the shit….even though she was hardly a celebrity….but a Maxim model….who made less than 100,000 dollars a year….

That network push propelled her into the mainstream, every small town person who watches DWTS started to care about her…leading to Real Housewives of Miami…a gig that is better suited for her…cuz she’s a hooker….even if she was also a destined to be a dancer prior to getting on the show…a girl’s gotta pay her bills…with her fake tits…anyway she can…

Now she’s doing a little paddleboarding in a white bikini…


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2012

18

Dec

Joanna Krupa Does The Beach of the Day


Joanna Krupa may be on some low level reality show that America loves…cuz America wishes they had the life of luxury Joanna Krupa has…but to me she’s always going to be a failed model who for years did useless low level photoshoots…hoping one day her Polish tits would inspire and make an actual difference and land her an actual legitimate modeling career…and not one represented by Model Mayhem….you see cuz all she got as work was some shitty Maxim spreads that probably didn’t pay the bills even if it propelled her into circles where she could sleep her way onto TV…after a decade of trying to be famous…

She’s essentially nothing by an escort, doing hooker fucking things, for 1000 dollars a day….but at least she’s got a decent body when she’d doin it, cuz when looking at pics of her, we don’t have to deal with anything else beyond that bikini clad ass..

Here’s the video


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2012

06

Nov

Joanna Krupa Bikini for Attention of the Day


Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…and there are actual models everywhere who are better suited for this shit…and the reality is…she never landed a respectable fucking job…but fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch the smut as quality family time…cuz the TV is our babysitter, our brainwashing evil box, that allows us to focus on other people and their lies…rather than ourselves…

Now she’s a Real Housewife…because that’s just the kind of low level garbage she is…but at least she’s in a bikini…


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2012

29

Oct

Joanna Krupa Hilarious Half Naked Posing of the Day

Is this for real?

Joanna Krupa is “a model” by trade…and she posted these pics of her posing on set of some bullshit you know isn’t a big deal….and I am loving it…cuz she’s posing in a way that looks like she’s mocking modeling…you know like how three drunk girls at a bachelorette party would pose for the camera….or how you’d expect them to make fun of models on shitty shows like SNL….but I think she’s being serious and I guess that’s part of the reason why she’s never really made it…but has somehow managed to work the reality TV circuit…all because she was in Maxim a few times in 2000….back in the last end of the world crisis….that paved the way to be the hot girl on Dancing with the Stars for the husbands to stomach bein forced to watch that shit in the one TV trailer park households I assume watch that show….cuz if everyone on the shit was Mario Lopez and Kathy Griffin…spousal abuse would surely go down…but throw in some hot enough pussy…and all of a sudden it all becomes ok….

Either way here she is in some pics she felt were good enough for you to see…so she obviously likes them….even if they are clowny as fuck.

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2012

19

Oct

Joanna Krupa See Through Shirt of the Day


Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker and who probably leaked the story herself…in efforts to get people talking about her…and based on her shirt, I think seeking attention is kinda her thing..and really I am not complaining because the world needs bitches with implants who turned their backs on stripping as respect for her parents who escaped communist Poland to give her the good life….but who essentially because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, because before these slut in a see thru shirt pics, that was the single most important thing she ever did….you’re supposed to be a star to be on the shit, not use it to try to be a star…..

WHo cares, nipples….

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2012

12

Sep

Joanna Krupa Bending Over in Bikini Car Wash of the Day


Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking jobbing….she’s hurting…she’s fallen off…she’s struggling…she’s rock bottom coasting…and that’s because she decided to use dancing with the stars as a platform to finally become a star…since they needed a hot chick and prior to her being on it she was just a Maxim girl…hardly a fucking star….before realizing that if they didn’t care about her before the shit, they won’t care about her after the shit, even if it put her in front of millions of people who never heard of her again….it was some bad strategy or advice…that has left her washing cars in a bikini for publicity on some low level, obvious, people will notice, but why are you subjecting yourself to this, do you need money this bad kick.

Seriously, I like watching, but I can see the sadness in her vagina definition as she degrades herself like a fucking whore that I guess she’s telling us she is…through her actions not her words…and I kinda love it.


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