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2013

19

Mar

Joanna Krupa Hard Nipple Photoshoot of the Day

Joanna Krupa is keeping it classy, if you consider classy being a borderline pornstar, showing off her fake tits and hard nipples, like a pornstar, who would have been a pornstar, had she not landed the Dancing with the Stars gig, because prior to DWTS, she was at a standstill, that could have gone either direction to tend to the fire she had to be more mainstream famous, but her modeling nonsense for shitty magazines wasn’t cutting it but now that she’s a big reality TV star, she can go back to her roots of being a low grade hooker, all hot in photoshoots, and I’m not gonna hate her for it. The world needs vagina like this to keep me happy. Because the vagina at home sure as fuck isn’t.

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2013

18

Feb

Joanna Krupa for Esquire’s Me in my Place of the Day

Joanna Krupa is some hot bodied gutter bullshit from the early 2000s who has been trying so hard to make it since the early 2000s because I guess she knew she was some hot bodied bullshit then…and watching her struggle was entertaining…she did every low budget photoshoot in fucking town…just hoping to get a fan base with those implants she spent 3 summers washing cars to get….before becoming internationally famous on Dancing with the Stars when she wasn’t even a star, which led to Real Housewives of Miami….you know just sucking from the bottom….and it finally paid off, even most people would find her career a joke, she feels like she’s finally made it…and at a good time cuz she must be 40 by now….

So here she is being an hooker/stripper/pornstar who never was for Esquire…what a waste….but at least she looks good….

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2013

01

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Side Tit of the Day

If a trashy whore obsessed with being famous wears a dress her fake tit pops out of in a barely inappropriate….but inappropriate enough way…does it matter? I am gonna go with yes…because any girl no matter how relevant or famous she is….or how real or fake her tit is…or how garbage and useless she is….it’s still a tit put on blast for attention and as dude…we must notice and then look at our own woman and think….”shit, she’s inadequate, but I’ll fuck her anyway cuz she’s here and I’m horny”….provided you have women in your life…which I doubt…but you get what I’m saying….and that is that girls with any sex appeal help the girls you fuck who have no sex appeal by giving you something to motivate you to fuck them….it makes babies…so in some ways Joanna Krupa is a benefit to society and here I was thinking she was just a pile of junk.


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2013

02

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Bottom Feeding in a Bikini of the Day

Joanna Krupa has mastered the bottom feeding…finally…people care about her all thanks to some horribly scripted show sent from hell to remind us that gold diggers are as trashy and disgusting as we originally thought…I mean here she is hustling a bikini….like the days of shooting for Maxim for 100 bucks…in a bikini…hoping to secure more fans….were a lifetime ago….cuz once a bottom feeder…not always a bottom feeder if you commit to your body feeding and fuck a lot of rich guys along the way…

She’s useless trash, but her body’s goood in a bikini and that’s something worth looking at, if you like bodies that are good in bikinis….

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2012

28

Dec

Joanna Krupa’s Ass on Paddleboard in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how many times I can write about Joanna Krupa being a failed model, who managed to work her way into whatever it is she’s worked herself into, one dick at a time….but I’m gonna do it again…

She was a Maxim model, who likely made 100,000 dollars a year for the last 15 years, until getting the right agent, to squeeze her into Dancing With the Stars, as the eye candy, for miserable husbands everywhere to gawk while their fat wives made them watch the shit….even though she was hardly a celebrity….but a Maxim model….who made less than 100,000 dollars a year….

That network push propelled her into the mainstream, every small town person who watches DWTS started to care about her…leading to Real Housewives of Miami…a gig that is better suited for her…cuz she’s a hooker….even if she was also a destined to be a dancer prior to getting on the show…a girl’s gotta pay her bills…with her fake tits…anyway she can…

Now she’s doing a little paddleboarding in a white bikini…


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2012

18

Dec

Joanna Krupa Does The Beach of the Day


Joanna Krupa may be on some low level reality show that America loves…cuz America wishes they had the life of luxury Joanna Krupa has…but to me she’s always going to be a failed model who for years did useless low level photoshoots…hoping one day her Polish tits would inspire and make an actual difference and land her an actual legitimate modeling career…and not one represented by Model Mayhem….you see cuz all she got as work was some shitty Maxim spreads that probably didn’t pay the bills even if it propelled her into circles where she could sleep her way onto TV…after a decade of trying to be famous…

She’s essentially nothing by an escort, doing hooker fucking things, for 1000 dollars a day….but at least she’s got a decent body when she’d doin it, cuz when looking at pics of her, we don’t have to deal with anything else beyond that bikini clad ass..

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2012

06

Nov

Joanna Krupa Bikini for Attention of the Day


Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…and there are actual models everywhere who are better suited for this shit…and the reality is…she never landed a respectable fucking job…but fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch the smut as quality family time…cuz the TV is our babysitter, our brainwashing evil box, that allows us to focus on other people and their lies…rather than ourselves…

Now she’s a Real Housewife…because that’s just the kind of low level garbage she is…but at least she’s in a bikini…


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2012

29

Oct

Joanna Krupa Hilarious Half Naked Posing of the Day

Is this for real?

Joanna Krupa is “a model” by trade…and she posted these pics of her posing on set of some bullshit you know isn’t a big deal….and I am loving it…cuz she’s posing in a way that looks like she’s mocking modeling…you know like how three drunk girls at a bachelorette party would pose for the camera….or how you’d expect them to make fun of models on shitty shows like SNL….but I think she’s being serious and I guess that’s part of the reason why she’s never really made it…but has somehow managed to work the reality TV circuit…all because she was in Maxim a few times in 2000….back in the last end of the world crisis….that paved the way to be the hot girl on Dancing with the Stars for the husbands to stomach bein forced to watch that shit in the one TV trailer park households I assume watch that show….cuz if everyone on the shit was Mario Lopez and Kathy Griffin…spousal abuse would surely go down…but throw in some hot enough pussy…and all of a sudden it all becomes ok….

Either way here she is in some pics she felt were good enough for you to see…so she obviously likes them….even if they are clowny as fuck.

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2012

19

Oct

Joanna Krupa See Through Shirt of the Day


Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker and who probably leaked the story herself…in efforts to get people talking about her…and based on her shirt, I think seeking attention is kinda her thing..and really I am not complaining because the world needs bitches with implants who turned their backs on stripping as respect for her parents who escaped communist Poland to give her the good life….but who essentially because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, because before these slut in a see thru shirt pics, that was the single most important thing she ever did….you’re supposed to be a star to be on the shit, not use it to try to be a star…..

WHo cares, nipples….

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2012

12

Sep

Joanna Krupa Bending Over in Bikini Car Wash of the Day


Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking jobbing….she’s hurting…she’s fallen off…she’s struggling…she’s rock bottom coasting…and that’s because she decided to use dancing with the stars as a platform to finally become a star…since they needed a hot chick and prior to her being on it she was just a Maxim girl…hardly a fucking star….before realizing that if they didn’t care about her before the shit, they won’t care about her after the shit, even if it put her in front of millions of people who never heard of her again….it was some bad strategy or advice…that has left her washing cars in a bikini for publicity on some low level, obvious, people will notice, but why are you subjecting yourself to this, do you need money this bad kick.

Seriously, I like watching, but I can see the sadness in her vagina definition as she degrades herself like a fucking whore that I guess she’s telling us she is…through her actions not her words…and I kinda love it.


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2012

27

Aug

Joanna Krupa in Some Lingerie Polaroids of the Day


Joanna Krupa is one of the Dancing with the Stars stars who was never a star to begin with, but who was instead just some cunt trying to become a star cuz she had been grinding for a fucking decade, getting half naked, doing the LA hustle, fucking the right people, and only landing the shit cuz they needed a hot chick…you know…meaning the show celebs fall back on cuz they have nothing going on became the show this bitch embraced as her big fucking break….

But the good news is that she’s gone back to shameless self promotion and putting up pics of herself half naked and that shit works for me….cuz despite being a nobody…she’s fucking hot….

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2012

17

Aug

Joanna Krupa In a Bikini of the Day


Joanna Krupa is a notorious bottom feeder, who although being hot and solidifying enough money in her bank account from various low level modeling gigs, she never really reached the full potential of celebrity, despite being hot….

So whenever I hear her name, cuz I normally forget she exists, I always laugh because I remember she did Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, if anything that was the biggest thing she booked as a nobody….and it propelled her into more recent work on Real Housewives….

So she went from low level model who wasn’t famous, but who did Maxim, to Dancing with the Stars….to Real Housewives…in a career that is neither great or memorable…and that is really just a pile of fucking smut….

But at least she’s working the paparazzi in her bikini, something her low level ass has mastered pretty well.


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2012

09

Aug

Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip for some Photoshoot of the Day


Joanna Krupa is the kind of girl who did Dancing with the Stars before being a star. You know a girl on a mission to milk her escaping communism by getting some implants, and doing some really low level marketing campaigns, that made her a household name to the very active Maxim subscriber….while the average guy didn’t give a fuck about her….other than appreciating the fact that she had a hot body…if faced with a picture of her…you know what I mean, hot pussy, not very memorable…

Well I guess she is at a crossroad in her caree, where she has to figure out how to make noise, now that her one bottom feeding stunt, Dancing with the Stars is over….I am sure her fingers are crossed that they do a reunion special, or a greatest hits and she makes the cut, cuz after that kind of play, it is all downhill from there….Never was, never will be, just getting older and haggered….let’s show some tit and get talked about…works for me.

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2012

03

Jul

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day


Joanna Krupa may not matter, and her career may not have ever hit, and she may have tried to launch herself into celebrity by doing a show that kills celebrity, Dancing with the Stars, but she’s pretty fucking lovely in her bikini…..


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2012

02

Apr

Joanna Krupa’s Vollyball Playing Volleyball Shaped Fake Titties in a Bikini of the Day

I recently banged a girl with small fake tits, the kind you wouldn’t know were fake tits, cuz why bother getting fake tits that aren’t ridiculous, unless you were chipping a tooth on their tennis ball firmness….and you know she made me a believer in the fact that fake tits aren’t as bad as I used to think they were….

You know, they save a bitch from having shitty tits, a fate sometimes worse than death, and they look great when they are bouncing on your dick….or when in bathing suits, bras, clothes, whatever….

But unless shit is for a cancer survivor, the kind of girl who gets fake tits remains the same, whether they are the stupid sized ones or the little one….an insecure, uncomfortable in themselves, possibly self hating, definitely seeking the attention or approval of others, probably cuz one of their family members probably abandoned them as a child.

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