Kate Beckinsale is Irish enough….I mean she has a stupid accent….and you know, it’s St Patrick’s Day, so why not watch this UK slag showing off her mouth tricks while confusing us all because she’s still hot despite being old enough to have a 25 year old daughter without having been knocked up at 15….which is probably why she fucks all the young dudes…to fill her leprechaun pot of gold with their seed that her uterus digests and pumps through her veins like the Human Growth Hormone every actor over 40 with muscles is on…..you know the serum of youth…young man semen….at least when you’re too old to get knocked up…

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This may not be all that sleazy of a bathtub pic, you know you’d rather see Beckinsale shoving the shampoo bottle up her ass to show you that she still cares about your support after all these years, you know a simple thank you is not good enough, when you’re as old as she is and a mom, there’s a level of skill that her vagina comes with and I guess her ass comes with, that would allow her to fit that shampoo bottle where we all want it to be, and the fact that she’s not sharing that with us is just cruel…it’s just her being unappreciative…take the fucking compliments from everyone shocked at how hot she is….but never giving back…it’s enough for you to bemad at her….

But then, you realize being mad at a celebrity who by default is only using you for likes and follows as none give a fuck about their fans at least not on an individual level….they like the collective of the fans to feel important….because I guess they are important…

So it’s more a take what we can get situation, but it’d be better if what would could get is the self care we’re looking for, that release…it is the porn generation and as a near 50 year old…masturbation is likely what she spends most of her time doing…just not for you..cuz you aren’t important enough…

Either way, it’s still a bath pic…and for her fans that’s probably more than they’ve ever been sent from a girl…so this one’s for them.

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Kate Beckinsale may be a nerd favorite for being on some nerd franchise about vampires, but that doesn’t mean she’s not hot to people who aren’t into her nerd franchise and just apprecaite a 47 year old with a tiny and tight body despite being a mom and despite being 47 years old. I get that she’s rich, vain, able to take measures normals can’t take…I mean besides her career, her child support, her alimony, she was raised in a rich family as her parents were actors too, so she’s got the resources to look good….

I do know that she gets some hate from people for all the young dudes she fucks, you know she keeps them around like houseboys, but when you look at her, she’s not a standard near 50 year old, I mean she should be taken advantage of by people who can fuck her 12 times a night, or she should be taken advantage of young dudes who don’t know how to handle some horny older babe who wants to use them for sex and teach them the old experienced lady ways, as they teach her what porn has taught them.

I think it’s pretty relateable, why fuck old when you can fuck younger, as long as you still look better than most younger people because you’re a freak in all the right way.

I mean she’s 47….

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I have no idea if this is Kate Beckinsale’s daughter or not, I just know that when I found out that Kate Beckinsale had a 16 year old daughter a bunch of years ago, I was shocked, you see because I wasn’t a Kate Beckinsale fan and I never saw Underworld with the nerds, so I wasn’t up to speed on how the properly aging attention seeker because she’s more hyped on aging hot than anyone else is, and some people are really fucking hyped on it….had shat out a baby when she was younger. It was a good case for have your kids young, so that you can bounce back…..and bounce back she did, banging all kinds of young dudes and getting press for it, like it’s an accomplishment, doing what men have done forever…because she’s still fucking hot.

Anyway, with Michael Sheen, not Charlie Sheen she had a daughter, who is in her 20s….and who has been racy in her own right, while at college posting sleazy shit along the way, and in keeping up with her generation here’s a topless selfie…..simple, harmless, not something that would ruin any potential career, not that celeb kids do the whole career thing….and we can assume next step is Only Fans, you know to be current with the generation and how they spend their time and make their spending money.

I don’t know if it’s her, or just some other reddit girl showing her tits, cuz it’s clou, but I don’t think it matters.

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Kate Beckinsale may not be a massive celebrity, but she’s famous, has a lot of creepy fans and still looks hot in her old age….when doing slutty pics like this, or just existing…she’s hot.

I bitch on the regular about how celebrities who have hated on influencers because influencers has basically discounted what it takes to become famous, you know mocking fame, and as much as we think Influencers suck, it’s amazing that they have the star power that annoys and upsets actual celebs, who are no different than any influencer, they are all equally lame, only celebs sucked a dick to get in, or had famous family members, which to them is a more honorable way to get famous.

However, when these celebrities do their own version of slutty instagram pics, or lower themselves to do their own version of slutty instagram, that you know were pics designed at least in this case for the young dude she’s fucking, trying to be hot, only to make the cut like “I’ll post that on IG, I look hot”…I like it…even though I hate social media.

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Kate Beckinsale loves to fuck the youth out of young dudes to appease her ridiculous sex drive or at least to get their cum inside her….for all the hormones they have….because she’s consistently fucking a different dude under the age of 25…

I’ve heard stories that a 45 year old woman has the sex drive of a 20 year old dude, because they start to get all those male hormones at 45 thanks to menopause…which is not that hot as a concept…the transgendering of women over 45 by nature…but when they look like Kate Beckinsale, you’d be fine with a little moustache or facial hair…to have her rock the fuck out of your dick….just bouncing off of it with all her years of experience…because she’s fit….and doesn’t look 45.

I don’t know if I envy the 22 year olds fucking some old slag, it’s a fetish, but if you’re popular enough to fuck Kate Beckinsale’s mom pussy, I am sure you can find hotter and younger pussy….that fucks just as good because they were raised on porn.

I mean this dude is supposed to be some trending famous person who doesn’t need to be fucking Kate Beckinsale, he is probably into it cuz she’s a mom….it’s part of the allure.

Or maybe as he pretends to be PUNK in his Operation IVY shirt like it was the mid 90s….who’s even still printing Operation Ivy T-Shirts and is Tim Armstrong getting paid on it….But who can’t be PUNK when he’s carrying his EREWHON…the trendy and expensive health store of LA for the stars..

I mean maybe that’s why he’s into Kate Beckinsale…I did a quick google and he has a song with Blink 182…now he’s in an Op Ivy shirt…it’s like he’s truing to relive 1997….back when Kate was in her 20s….so they may have a lot in common and she tries to steal his youth through her cunt.

Either way, hot mom fetish….

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