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2013

02

Aug

Kate Bosworth for Instyle UK September of the Day

You wanna know what I like? Kate Bosworth, cuz she’s some hot old enough to be a mom, who doesn’t look like a mom because she probably hasn’t had a kid yet, but she has probably had at least one abortion.

You know an actor, from whipped cream bikini fame, turned nobody, turned model, all tall and lean, who even in her old age is looking amazing…who unlike most 39 year olds, hasn’t let her looks go to shit,even if her vagina has…because as long as their clothed, no one needs to see the damage done from baby making or at least trying to baby make, like with Kate Bosworth, I’m sure she’s had so much cum in her that if we were to fill a bath tub with it… it’d be disgusting, but when she’s showing off her thin legs, in pictures none of that matters…In fact I am kinda into it.

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2013

17

May

Kate Bosworth on the Road to Coachella for Topshop of the Day

Kate Bosworth got hired to do some video for Topshop about Coachella, which is both further proof that Coachella is some mainstream hipster bullshit….that has little to know cool to it…but instead is just over commercialized money making crap….that only matters because hot girls go to it….but more importantly, this video reminds us that Kate Bosworth still exists and that she can get work, she’s capable, and I’m into that cuz I kinda like Kate Bosworth, not that I remember anything she’s done as an actor, but I do remember her skinniness, and her ability to model….not that modeling takes much ability, but you get what I’m saying….

That said, this video fucking sucks. It’s so fucking boring….TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES BITCH.

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2013

06

Feb

Kate Bosworth Seduces in Vs. Magazine of the Day


I like Kate Bosworth….she’s skinny and I never really understood why her career never really took off…unless you consider that movie Blue Crush…which was pretty much her peak…taking off….but I guess at 30 she hasn’t given up yet…and she’s jumped back into the model world…despite being old….becaus she’s tall, skinny and has a great face…that she’s using in this magazine spread…all elegant and romantic…making me fall in love with her all over again…but maybe that’s just gas.

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2011

07

Nov

Some Celebrity’s, Mainly Named Kate at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Oh shit here was a Kate Party…..and I wasn’t invited….because I don’t get invited to anything, but also because my name isn’t Kate…except in certain circles like when I was in prison but I’d rather not get into those dark and painful to walk years….

Kate Beckinsale, Kate Bowsworth and Kate Hudson showed off some the tit and bodies they had, and also let a couple other twats passed security, like Reese Witherspoon and Olivia Wilde, cuz they feel sorry for them for obvious reasons…..

Here are the pics…

Kate Beckinsale Busting Out

Kate Hudson and her Mom Implants

Kate Bosworth Skinny Goodness

Oh and Reese Witherspoon was there

Reese Witherspoon Busted…

So was Olivia Wilde…cuz she already named herself ofter Oscar Wilde, what more does she need to do to get relevant in Hollywood…ya know….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Kate Bosworth|Kate Hudson|Olivia Wilde|Reese Witherspoon

2011

21

Sep

Kate Bosworth Lingerie Dog Walker of the Day

Here’s Kate Bosworth all skinny and amazing…but more importantly…let’s hope inspiring…because teenage girls just aren’t into eating disorders like they used to be…at least I don’t think they are…based strictly on living near a school and seeing how fat the bitches are as they eat their pastries from our coffee shop every fucking day….It’s like they’ve lost the icons and idols who actually helped them better themselves with unrealistic expectations…because trying to look fuckable and hot…is usually a lot better than accepting your disgusting body and runnin’ with it and by running I mean to the dessert cart at the buffet…if you knwow hat I mean…

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2011

07

Sep

Kate Bosworth’s Fat Ass of the Day

Fuck Kate Bosworth is fat. I mean look at this ass, it’s so wide and dumpy, I can almost see the cellulite through her dress. I don’t know what’s going here but clearly she’s taking up emotional eating and not exercising, I mean seriously, someone get this girl an eating disorder.

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2011

11

Apr

Kate Bosworth Topless Beach Pictures of the Day

I love me some little titty on a skinny bitch as much as the next guy. I love the idea of bitches tanning topless cuz they know tits aren’t a big deal, they’re just tits. You know on the European kick of why the fuck do I have to wear a bikini top, I didn’t wear one as a child and I’m not going to wear one now, allowing perverts like me to walk around in sunglasses gawking the shit out of them, cuz for some reason, as unexciting as tits are, I love starin at them and no matter how many tits I see, I love staring at them, and no matter how many tits and touch, I love staring at them and what better place than a beautiful beach, next to a beautiful Ocean in Mexico, my native land, to make the whole thing a lot better than looking at the shit in a dingy bar that smells like shit and poverty…

What I don’t get is how the photographer missed the fucking nipple pics, I mean shit, she’s topless on the beach, not even hiding her shit, and for some reason, this is the best picture we get – what a scam.

I call Conspiracy to get attention…..


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2010

09

Nov

Rachel Bilson and Kate Bosworth Lookin’ Hot on Set of the Day

I generally hate celebrity pussy because I made my life about looking at their pictures all day in some self destructive, self abusive, self sabotaging way. Cuz really before this site, I knew nothing about celebrity, I didn’t care to know about celebrity, and I found the whole celebrity thing a waste of time and boring. I was much more into real life bitches I could get drunk and molest.

But for some reason, since Rachel Bilson ended her relationship with her handler in Canada. The creepy dude from Star Wars who snuffed out her work cuz he wasn’t getting work but locking her in a cage on his farm….I’m really diggin’ her.

Maybe it’s the memories of The OC, when I used to watch the shit to seduce college girls awkwardly back during season 1, or maybe it’s cuz I like the smell of pussy when it’s let free….ready to make up for lost time…unfortunately not with me…but I didn’t expect it to be with me…so I’m not let down…I’m more of a voyeur anyway….sex is just too physically challenging for my weight class.

Kate Bosworth is in the mix too cuz she’s in a tight dress, they are filming a movie together and I figured she was worthy of getting in on this Rachel Bilson stroking post…

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|Rachel Bilson

2010

02

Nov

Kate Bosworth and Krysten Ritter on Set of the Day

Girls are generally too fat for my liking these days. Sure I don’t mind lookin’ at a set of fat tits or a nice round fat ass every once in a while, but there’s just something disgusting about seeing a gut hanging over a pair of jeans, or seeing a bitch eating, knowing that she’s not keeping up with society’s standards, in some kind of rebelling that brings on serious laziness that no one really wants to see, cuz we hate seeing quitters…but more importantly, we hate disgusting sloppy bodies…and with all the good press fat chicks get, from Plus Sized models to Precious being nominated for awards and all the negative press skinny bitches get from calling being skinny “eating disorder” making it out to be a disease or some shit…it’s kinda obvious that this is happening….

I can only assume this is propoganda from the sugar, butter and chocolate farmers of America, cuz the fatter our pussy is, the more money they’re making….but I guess thanks to them and their ruining of American Pussy, there’s something nice about Kate Bosworth and her tall skinny legs showing off their how superior they are to you…..

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2010

19

Oct

Kate Bosworth Turns Me On Of the Day

Kate Bosworth is hot. She’s not fat. She’s got perky tits and I’m a fan.

These pictures are even hotter cuz they are of her leaving a script reading session with Rachel Bilson cuz they are filming a new movie called BFF & Baby together….which is probably going to be the movie I’ll most likely be jerking off when it hits Theaters despite all the warnings the manager at the AMC has given me about exposing myself at the movies…

Seriously….Kate Bosworth and Rachel Bilson are probably the two hollywood pussies I like best. Throw in some Mila Kunis without her Culkin-AIDs and I’m spent.

They keep to themselves, they aren’t 17, they don’t expose themselves on the regular intentionally and they don’t do the trashy hollywood obvious fame hungry cry for attention hustle like all the other bottom feeders…it is almost like they are keeping things the way they were when I started the site…before the paparazzi and internet made hollywood one massive blog post….and that makes me want them both naked at the same time, hopefully a scene that gets sneaked into the final script….

I just want to say, the producers of this movie are really onto something…I just hope they really take advantage of the situation they have at hand and get them naked…cuz as someone who has fucked up many amazing sexual situations with questionable looking bitches…I know the regret of not pullin’ through when I had the chance follows me for life…

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2010

04

May

Kate Bosworth is Worth Masturbating To of the Day

Kate Bosworth is good. That’s all I have to say about that. Which should make you happy cuz usually I have too much to say about bullshit that doesn’t matter….but this girl is good…and makes me satisfied with leaving it at that…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hot|Kate Bosworth

2010

03

May

Kate Bosworth Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I love skinny girls….I spent a better part of yesterday stalking a girl…I don’t really like to call it stalking because that would imply I was creepy and criminal when really I was just admiring her because she was skinny and in the smallest tightest shorts I’ve ever seen on a girl. Her legs were long and luxurious and her tits were small and perky….so I did what any guy who had nothing better to do with his time and followed her home. It turns out her last name is “Roberts”…her buzzer code is 1093…she must live alone or she’s just anorexic…cuz she went grocery shopping and bought 1 apple, a case of diet coke and a pound of roast turkey slices, which would explain why she’s so skinny…at 11 pm she left her house and got into a cab that I tried to follow but lost her outside one of those trendy supper club bullshits….and I went home to my pig wife who was eating ice cream and crying about some bullshit I tried to ignore…because I was too busy realizing that life fucking hates me and I’m real bad at it cuz otherwise I’d be bossing Kate Bosworth to bounce her boney ass on my pelvis instead of being afraid my wife is going to get frisky and smother me to death with hers….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|Legs

2010

21

Apr

Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kate Bosworth has something hot about her. Maybe it’s her face, or her bank account despite never getting work, but I like to think it’s got more to do with her not being fat. Sure in not being fat, she’s pretty much got no tit, but with all the jacked up hormones in food and obesity, sometimes no tit is a fucking luxury, cuz big sloppy tit are often a sign of disgusting….but then again, I have an anorexia fetish…

Small tit is only a sign of ghetto shit when it’s on a fat chick, because there’s something totally unnatural about the shit, like bitch was lives under powerlines or near the nuclear plant, or has a diet of high chemical junk food that distorts her genetic code, leaving her fat, flat and awkward looking….and unfortunately for me, one of them is my fucking wife and her 48 A cup bra….like some horrible curse from God…and further proof I fucking suck at life….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

31

Mar

Kate Bosworth is Boring But Hot of the Day

I know Kate Bosworth is boring as fuck, but like every boring as fuck girl, I can only assume it is safe to say that she’s not a boring fuck. It’s like she keeps shit played down and conservative, but the second you get her to trust you, she turns into a freak in bed, at least that’s what I like to think, because I think she’s kinda hot and like most hot girls, I like to visualize them bouncing on my pathetic excuse for a dick, not that you care….

Pics via Fame

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2010

22

Feb

Kate Bosworth’s Ass and Titties of the Day

Skinny girls with hard nipples and a skinny little ass are always hot to me, even if they are useless actors who don’t get enough work for me to really figure out why you know their name or where you have seen them before, but you do know that even when their hard nipples are hardly there, it’s good enough and I have a feeling that’s the same thing she thinks to herself when she lands obscure and insignificant jobs in a “take the money and run while its coming in and people still give me work” kind of way…..and I guess we can only hope she has the same outlook on all things in her life, especially when it comes down to deciding who to stick inside her, because having no standards, tastes, consciousness is really the only hope we ever have of crawling up inside and dying inside this bitch like we were her laxative and diet coke eating disorder lunch….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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