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2009

12

Feb

Kate Hudson Does Some Paddle Surfing Gayness of the Day

Nothing says water sport like pissing on some unsuspecting bitch’s face while she suntans on the beach your on than paddlesurfing. You know they mean business when you can surf in a pair of sweatpants.

I have had a long hatred for this Hollywood trend called paddle surfing since I first found out it existed, because it is fucking stupid. If you want to go for a paddle, get a fucking canoe. If you want to go for a surf, put on a fucking wetsuit and surf, this hybrid shit looks fucking stupid, seems boring as shit and is probably the weirdest combination since blacks and asians started having babies. I don’t really know what that means, but it has to do with their genitals just not being able to fit into each other but still getting together, like riding a surfboard fully clothed with a fucking paddle.

What doesn’t confuse me is Kate Hudson’s booty, even when it’s in jogging pants that are crawling up her ass to find gold and by gold I mean poo..

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Paddle Surfing

2009

13

Jan

Some Kate Hudson Ass on the Beach With Her New Boyfriend of the Day

Kate Hudson has a new boyfriend, not that I care, I just like that she’s been around the celebrity block more than most people but no one ever calls her out for being a flat chested little whore, probably because she’s got a kid, even though the last time I checked, getting pregnant usually happens when you let random dudes fuck you unprotected and your abortion doctor tells you that one more abortion will put you over the edge and never let you have kids again, so either bite the bullet and bring the fucker into the world, or vacuum it out like you have so many times before and celebrate the fact that you’ll never have to take the pill or use condoms again because you are barren. I guess we all know which route Hudson took.

I don’t find her attractive at all, her little girl ass is alright, but the rest of her sucks, and I’ll post the pictures anyway, cuz I got nothing better to do with my time….

Here is Kate Hudson’s Sister in Law Named Erinn Bartlett, She Came in 10th Place in the 1991 Miss Teen USA Pageant…..And Then Kate Hudson’s Brother Came in Her….

Posted in:Ass|Kate Hudson

2008

20

Aug

Kate Hudson in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Kate Hudson is one of my life’s great disappointments, I mean other than my life being a great disappointment. I remember being about 23 or 24 years old and reading Architectual Digest, as I like to do on my weekends for ideas on how to improve my one bedroom crack den, and there was a feature on Kate Moss when she was about 14 years old and her mother showing off their house. I remember thinking to myself how she’s going to be so hot when she grows up, finishes puberty, gets some tits and goes on the pill, but instead of that happening, her body stayed the exact same, she went and got knocked up and turned into this.

Another disappointment, this see-through shirt and the bra that she is wearing even though tits like aren’t worth the money spent on the bra because they are just too small, not that I care, because I like all tits, but it is still upsetting that I had such high hopes for this bitch and she let me down. I kinda feel that way your mom feels about.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|See Through

2008

17

Jun

Kate Hudson is Banging Armstrong not Strong Testicles of the Day

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So it turns out that Kate Hudson is borderline lesbian because she dates dudes with half the testicles other men have and if that isn’t one step closer to eating pussy I don’t know what is.

I kinda always had a feeling she was into rubbing cunts back when I realized she had no tits, and all the girls I know with no tits like fucking chicks. Also, her baby daddy had long hair and fat man tits and fat dudes look alot more like fat chicks than they look like real men, so I can only assume she spent countless nights licking his asshole pretending it was the asshole of Roseanne.

Either way, I hate how celebrities try to avoid admitting they date each other, it’s like we really give a fuck who Lance Armstrong is laying it into. We barely even care about watching him win bike races because the only thing gayer than racing bikes are the shorts the men put on to ride their racing bikes after shaving their legs. It’s the whole foundation of my “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” expression and these 2 assholes are not important enough to be avoiding any questions, or giving well-thought out answers to questions, except maybe when people ask about how Kate Hudson lead Owen Wilson to suicide when he realized what she looked like naked.

Either way, here’s the clip of Kate Hudson avoiding the question about Lance Armstrong last week:

Live Strong.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Lance Armstrong

2008

30

May

Kate Hudson Acting a Fool on Set of the Day

So Kate Hudson likes to show off that her job isn’t really a job but more of being at some location for a bunch of hours a day doing nothing and getting paid hard for that shit. I used to have a job and when I did, making stupid faces and acting like an asshole never got me the promotion, it did get me fired with a request to seek psychological evaluation. We all know that acting is the biggest scam out there, where actors pretend how hard it is because they don’t want everyone else jumping on their shit and making it harder for them to land these jobs and make their millions of dollars pretending to be in stupid situations in their make-belief land. Either way, she’s wearing shorts and shorts are a step closer to naked than pants so enjoy.

Posted in:Acting|Fool|Kate Hudson|Shorts

2008

03

Mar

More Kate Hudson in her Thong Bikini Pics of the Day

I already did a post on Kate Hudson in her bikini today , but here are the thong bikini pics that are doing the rounds. Don’t ask why I bothered doing another post on her today, I feel like it was easier.

Either way, she does look a little fat in the uterus, but my expert opinion is not very expert since I have never knocked a girl up either because I am shooting blanks or I just never heard back from the girl since pregnancy and abortions were all part of her job description and were a cost of doing business, so even if she did get knocked up, she still wouldn’t have called me to let me know because she got with so many men in any given day, anyone could have been daddy….

All I know, her uterus looks fat, but it could be because of her period or maybe it’s just the way she’s standing or maybe she’s drank one too many beers and eaten one too many plates of nachos. Who knows or cares, what you should know is that despite finding her ugly and not worth a fuck, I had no idea that her ass was this fuckin’ great….so pregnant or not, she’s worth a round as long as she’s gettin’ it from behind….

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kate Hudson|Pregnancy|Thong

2008

03

Mar

Kate Hudson is in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson never got arrested for attempt of murder for driving her boyfriend Owen Wilson to suicide. Everyone says he did it because she left him and he was in a coke rage, but based on these pictures, I think it’s safe to say he did it because he had sobered up and realized what the fuck he had been stickin’ his dick in all those months.

I guess he’s back on the drugs since they’re back together and it’s the only way he can get hard for her. She’s rumored to be knocked up again and based on her chin and her covering up in her sarong, I can only assume that’s true.

I guess when you look like Kate Hudson, you take all the load you can get, while you can get it….

Posted in:Bikini|Kate Hudson|Tits

2008

21

Feb

Kate Hudson Jewish Outfit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kate Hudson dressed like every 18 year old Jewish girl I see at my local Starbucks. I’ve been pretty off on calling out Jewish Outfits of the Day in the past, but this one seems pretty legit. She’s got the leggings and the oversized shirt and that’s the kind of effort a lazy spoiled jewish girl who doesn’t care about sex appeal during the day because she’s always got jewish guys trying to get her to suck their horny dicks not matter how lazy she’s dressed. I figure it’s got something to do with this group mentality and security that comes when all your friends are going out in shit they should only be wearing in the privacy of their home or to bed then why shouldn’t they. I blame camp.

I guess the good news for them is that whenever these jewish girls go out on the town, they get as dolled up as they can by getting their hair done and a designer dress on, to drink Grey Goose and dance on bars before going home with their jewish neighbor who they’ve known since they were 5 and end up suckin’ their dick in the car their parents bought them for their 16th birthday because they can’t do it at home or their parents will catch them. Even though everyone will find out the next day and talk about it on facebook. So the life lesson of the day is to stay away from a jewish girl during the day.

Either way, I don’t understand why this Kate Hudson bitch didn’t get more shit for driving her drug addicted Owen Wilson to suicide, that emotional trauma she gave him put him over the edge and from what I’ve been told, the emotional abuse I give my wife is still grounds for getting me locked up even though I’ve never hit her….I guess life’s not really fair.

I can only blame her Coolio gangster paradise dealer disguised as a middle aged women for the life of crime and lesbianism she’s living. I’ve seen hip hop videos and the only motherfuckers allowed to rock one pant leg hiked up is gangsters and every suburban white kid in over-sized clothes who thinks he’s a gangster while drivng around in his mom’s Lexus truck like he bought the shit with money he made hustlin’


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Posted in:Jewish Outfit of the Day|Kate Hudson|Leggings

2007

20

Sep

I am – Kate Hudson in a Robe of the Day

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I would normally be excited to see pretty much any girl wearing a silk robe. It’s like lingerie that isn’t as explicit as lingerie and when you watch as much porn as I do, sometimes seeing girls covered up is hotter than seeing them spread open with things being shoved in them. The silk robe reminds me of some pinup shit from the 50s, but not when it’s on Kate Hudson. All I see is a woman being blamed for the demise of Owen Wilson, when I think the reality of it all is that he tried to kill himself after realizing that he had been banging her all these months. He was like “this boring bitch is so boring that even when she wears silk robes she’s boring, what the fuck was I doing, I don’t deserve to live” and slashed his wrists then called his friends because he didn’t acutally want to die but was making a point….

Speaking of boring….I am on some Librarians mailing list that some asshole reader put me on back when I was more abusive to people through email. I was starting a war with someone for whatever reason and he signed me up to 1000 mailing lists. He won the war because within an hour I was getting 100s of fucking newsletters. I managed to get myself off all of them except 1 and it is the WorldCat Collection Analysis group. This is a sample of the last email they sent:

The export function in WorldCat Collection Analysis is currently not behaving properly. Users can currently export a batch of up to 2,500 records. However, if a user tries to export records beyond the initial 2,500 (i.e. records 2,501-5,000), the initial 2,500 records are reported again. We are currently working to resolve this issue and will notify this list as soon as possible.

All other functions in WorldCat Collection Analysis are functioning properly.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Thank you.

Rob

Today people started emailing into the mailing list asking to be removed so I responded with nude pics of chicks saying “you can’t leave the party now, we’ve only just started” and shit like “Hey Ladies, What are you wearing, I am so hard right now”..no one has responded to me, because librarians are fucking boring…

Kate Hudson should have been a librarian. Here are those pics…


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Posted in:Boring|Kate Hudson|Robe|Silk|Unsorted

2007

29

Aug

I am – There's No Way Kate Hudson Could Lead Anyone to Suicide of the Day

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I saw a girl drop the “just because I am blond doesn’t mean I am stupid” line at the local coffee shop and I wanted to throw-up on her because that fucking shit is retardedly played out and has probably been dropped more than her disgusting whore panties because let’s face it Blonds are sluts….at least that’s the rumor.

Speaking of Blonds being sluts, there is no way that this bitch has anything to do with Owen Wilson killing himself and failing miserably making him look like that pussy in your class who was crying for attention and this was the cool Goth way to get it.

Trying to kill yourself over Kate Hudson is like killing yourself over the ugly girl you went to high school with and never spoke to except on the day you realized her mom was a hot slut who liked to wear skimpy bikinis leading to you talking to her and getting yourself invited over until until you got caught peeping on the mom changing one summer afternoon….

What I am getting at is that this bitch isn’t worth shit, she’s already used up and has a kid, she’s got nothing good going for her and ending up with that dude Dax from Punk’d is pretty much a relationship I can respect because he’s such a waste of fucking space too.

I just realized that he could have tried to kill himself because of regret that he actually stuck it to her..you know like when you fuck a bitch that makes you question your sexuality and you don’t want to go on living life as a queer….I didn’t think of it like that because I am Mr Positive today, but I am still convinced Owen Wilson did what he did because cocaine makes you fucking crazy. I know kids who have turned bisexual on it, I know people who have tried to jump off buildings on it, nothing really good comes from it, except for a ton of blowjobs when you have it cuz bitches do anything for the stuff….

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|Owen Wilson|Robe|Suicide|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

29

Aug

I am – There’s No Way Kate Hudson Could Lead Anyone to Suicide of the Day

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I saw a girl drop the “just because I am blond doesn’t mean I am stupid” line at the local coffee shop and I wanted to throw-up on her because that fucking shit is retardedly played out and has probably been dropped more than her disgusting whore panties because let’s face it Blonds are sluts….at least that’s the rumor.

Speaking of Blonds being sluts, there is no way that this bitch has anything to do with Owen Wilson killing himself and failing miserably making him look like that pussy in your class who was crying for attention and this was the cool Goth way to get it.

Trying to kill yourself over Kate Hudson is like killing yourself over the ugly girl you went to high school with and never spoke to except on the day you realized her mom was a hot slut who liked to wear skimpy bikinis leading to you talking to her and getting yourself invited over until until you got caught peeping on the mom changing one summer afternoon….

What I am getting at is that this bitch isn’t worth shit, she’s already used up and has a kid, she’s got nothing good going for her and ending up with that dude Dax from Punk’d is pretty much a relationship I can respect because he’s such a waste of fucking space too.

I just realized that he could have tried to kill himself because of regret that he actually stuck it to her..you know like when you fuck a bitch that makes you question your sexuality and you don’t want to go on living life as a queer….I didn’t think of it like that because I am Mr Positive today, but I am still convinced Owen Wilson did what he did because cocaine makes you fucking crazy. I know kids who have turned bisexual on it, I know people who have tried to jump off buildings on it, nothing really good comes from it, except for a ton of blowjobs when you have it cuz bitches do anything for the stuff….

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|Owen Wilson|Robe|Suicide|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

06

Jun

I am – Kate Hudson Nipples of the Day

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I got some slack today for posting the breastfeeding pictures and I figured this was a good opportunity to explain myself. Basically the person who wrote into me told me that my site is a porn site and posting pictures of a bitch feeding her baby is giving perverts something to jerk off to and that is morally fucking wrong because it involves a baby. The person felt that by posting these pictures, I was implying that when women feed their babies in public it is something that should get you off and by posting pictures of it, I am basically giving you fuckers the green light to jerk off to pictures with babies in them.

My response is that I do social and celebrity commentary. If I see a bitch feeding her kid in public, I am going to look. I am not going to get turned on by the fact that her tit is being sucked on by a baby, but I am going to check out what kind of tits she’s packing. I figured that if a girl pulls her tits out in the open she wants me to look. It happens so rarely in my world and if they don’t give a fuck about doing it then I am not going to give a fuck about posting them here.

I also think that if you use this site for masturbation material, you are pretty fucking weird because there’s a whole internet of hardcore porn that will probably get the job done a lot more successfully. My mission is not to get you off. I don’t post shit for the sake of turning you on. I post because I usually have something to say about the pictures, whether what I say is of substance or not, I get inspired or reminded of things I have seen and done.

The internet is filled with freakshows like hornylohanwanker who should probably be locked up even though he’s probably a school teacher or banker or some shit, but we’ll never know because he’s anonymous and that’s what the Internet is fueled by. If someone gets off to people eating, people walking, people dancing, dogs fucking, car racing, motorcycles or household appliances, they can either get of to that shit by doing a google image search on their computer behind closed doors or by going out into society and doing it there. I’d rather keep them locked up to their computer. If someone gets off to girls at the beach or girls at the waterpark or girls at the public pool, should we shut those down because of the few weirdos?

So what I am saying is that I don’t write for perverts, I don’t run a porn site, but it’s all up for interpretation and if that’s what this is to you, I can’t change that shit, just keep visiting cuz I need all the traffic I can get. I will just continue doing what I do and if that involves a slag showing the world her tits wither her baby suckin them for whatever reason and I get inspired enough to post it, I am going to post it because I am not going to censor myself or let you ruin all my fucking fun by dictating what I can or can’t do because of the freaks that are landing here.

That said, here are some pictures of Kate Hudson’s nipples and her baby who is dressed cooler than you.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Nipples|Unsorted