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2009

21

Aug

Kate Moss and Lily Allen Smoke Weed With Kids of the Day

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I am all for getting high, gettin drunk and fucking in front of kids because I figure they are never too young to learn the good stuff life has to offer and I figure they are too young to realize what is going on Sure, I don’t smoke weed anymore cuz it makes me bug the fuck out and I don’t really hang with kids on the regular cuz my stepkids are grown up, but there was a time when I did smoke weed and I didn’t try to hide it from the kids, I’m sure I even encouraged them to do drugs, but I am not a celebrity so this shit is just irresponsible parenting, not that anyone ever thought that Kate Moss the drug addict who is never with her kid was a good parent in the first place, let’s just hope this gets the kid taken the fuck away from the authorities….and if the weed isn’t enough reason for that, then the fact she hangs with Lily Allen should be….cuz Lily Allen is fucking garbage…

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2009

10

Aug

Kate Moss’ Nipples Hang with Shitty People of the Day

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I guess Kate Moss’ nipples realize that her prime is behind her and it’s all downhill for her as her body slowly gets more cylindrical, her career gets less and less work and the men in her life do less and less heroin, and I guess that depresses them because they’ve lowered their standards in who they hang out with, because everyone knows only someone suicidal would spend their afternoons intentionally with a twat like Lily Allen and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2009

05

Aug

Kate Moss and Karen Mulder Are Having a Topless Boat Party of the Day

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The one thing I don’t understand about these bitches who tan topless, is why they don’t just take off their bottoms too. Is there something disgusting going on that they don’t want people to see? Or is it deemed inappropriate to be fully naked on a boat, but totally cool to be topless, I mean I’d figure most girls would be more insecure about lettin’ their tits out to the sun than their pussies, because for the most part, when a girl is standing up, her pussy doesn’t really stick out to much, and if shaved almost looks like bitch is wearing a nude colored bathing suit bottom. I guess women are just too complex for me to grasp, or maybe Kate Moss is on her period or has a rash that she doesn’t want the paparazzi to see, but she’s totally cool hanging with other 40 year olds half naked in some kind of topless party that reminds me of some hippie shit I wasn’t invited to.

Either way, Karen Mulder or whoever has the floppy tits needs and breast lift and I’m willing to give it to her with my mouth…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Tanning|Topless

2009

25

Jun

Kate Moss in Her See Through Dress of the Day

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Sometimes I like to hang in truck stops lookin for Kate Moss type women to show me a good time in the public bathroom, you know the kind of girl who cool of been a model if she had all her teeth, if she didn’t have a drug addiction, if maybe life played out for her in a different way, but instead she’s suckin’ me off in her mesh top and booty shorts for a couple bucks and a coffee, reminding me that my life may not be as awesome as it could be, but at least I am not the one suckin’ dick in the truckstop.

Now you know that has nothing to do with Kate Moss other than the fact that they are both whores, so I guess it really has everything to do with her, and here she is in a see through top.

Posted in:Kate Moss|See Through

2009

19

Jun

Kate Moss and Her See Through Top of the Day

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I used to love Kate Moss because she was such a fuckin’ mess. With all the drinking and cocaine while her kid was at home. The dating rockstars with crack and heroin addictions and all the other shit she was involved in during her retirement, a retirement far more interesting than your dads, and I just figured she’d be crazy in bed, like this party girl I met the other day, who was wasted and lookin’ a lot like a model, maybe cuz I was drunk, or maybe because she was tall, but the point is we got to talking and in her drunken stupod she slapped me across the face pretty hard, when I asked why, she said cuz it turns her on and she did it again. Next thing you know I’m grabbin’ her ass and she’s asking me if I’ve ever been choked out when I cum and then she asks me to slap her back. I wasn’t down with doin it in public, cuz people don’t appreciate dude who beat chicks, but did it anyway, because I don’t appreciate people who judge people who beat chicks, especially when it was clearly a sexual beating…

Either way, here’s Kate Moss’ nipple in her see through shirt….

Posted in:Kate Moss|See Through

2009

22

May

Kate Moss’ Fashion Line for Topshop’s Got Nipple of the Day

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I downloaded these pics of Kate Moss’ new line at some store called Topshop blindly, thinking they’d all be of nipple, I was wrong. It happens. Often.

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2009

04

May

Kate Moss Tans Topless of the Day

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Kate Moss was out on a yacht sun tanning topless because that’s what she does. The rumor is that she’s pregnant and that is why she looks like she’s got a fat uterus but she’s not pregnant enough for me to not want to have sex with her, not that I am sure any girl is ever too pregnant to fuck, I mean sure it’s the kind of 3 some no one really wants to fuck with, but if the baby isn’t yours there is just so much complexity to what your dick is dippin into that you just can’t not do it. I don’t know if that makes sense, but it does to me.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Tan|Topless

2009

23

Apr

Kate Moss Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

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I have always loved Kate Moss, whether she is high on drugs, pregnant, fucking dirty musicians who have obviously used dirty needles while shooting up and who are obviously having unprotected sex with her, and I’m not sure why. Maybe I like the fact that she likes to get fucked up, or that she was skinny and had long enough legs to get an easy fuckin’ ride that gave her a lot of free time to get fucked up. Maybe it’s got to do with her having a kid that you never see her with, because she’s a deadbeat mother and I respect a woman who doesn’t let her baggage get in the way of her getting fucked up, but I really can’t put my finger on it, I assume all it really has to do with is the fact that she has a vagina and I am a fan of vagina.

Here are some pictures of her hiding in bush and almost showing her bush…because girls who like to get fucked up as much as she does are never fully bald. Like the street whore I met warming up in some seedy stripclub, you could tell by her moves that she was an ex-dancing major, maybe even a back-up dancer in some 90s band, who couldn’t get work as a professional dancer, but did find a love for smoking crack and being wasted all the fucking time, who had a fucking pillow in her panties that made me want to throw up, because we all know how hygenic crackwhores are, but equally intrigued me….and made me hungry….when I say I have no standards or self respect…I mean it…

This dude’s got the better shots of the upskirt that I can’t post because I don’t want to get sued….The Law is not my friend….


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Posted in:Kate Moss|Leg

2009

03

Apr

Some Pregnant Kate Moss Nipples of the Day

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I am pretty hungover, something I assume Kate Moss can relate to, you know since she’s a substance abuser. I reported that she was pregnant yesterday, I mean if you can call what I do reporting, it’s more along the lines of making shit up that seems to make sense at the time, but I figured, since she’s getting fat the only logical reason would be that she let some stranger cum inside her and now she’s debating whether to keep it or not, but will probably just let nature takes it’s course, you know with her hard drinkin’, the motherfucker will either drown in her womb. Good times. Here are her hard nipples.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipples|Pregnant

2009

02

Apr

Kate Moss is Probably Pregnant of the Day

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It looks like Kate Moss is pregnant again. The scandal. This is going to be her second kid and it’s with a different baby daddy. That’s so fucking ghetto. To think I thought she was classy just because she’s rich, is the face of luxury brands and does cocaine and not meth. I guess she’s just another statistic…tryin to fit in with my poor teenage neighbors.

Next thing you know she’ll be in line at Wal Mart buy formula with her mother and 8 random kids in tow, getting in my fuckin’ way when I’m trying to get a pair of fucking socks because I have a fungal infection and the doctor told me they will need to amputate if I don’t start on the hygiene. If you know what I mean.

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