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2014

25

Nov

Katie Holmes by Randall Slavin of the Day

I am pretty sure that Randall Slavin has shot for Victoria’s Secret, but who really cares about the people who shoot for Victoira’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam and all their pictures are standardized and boring, and make me think any technician briefed on what they want, and who has any perspective on their last 2 decades of work, will be able to recreate it like a dancing photo taking monkey…but I guess they pay well..

That said, he shot these pics of Katie Holmes, that remind me that Katie Holmes, despite being knocked up by Tom Cruise in some Rosemary’s baby situation in the lab using alien sperm, is semi-human, because she’s aging…unless it is just a product of the radiation from space during her travels into enlightenment only rich people are privy to. You know some robot skin melting shit…because it didn’t factor in earth’s ozone layer when it was created on a far away planet….becauase she looks 50 and is still in her 30s…and that freaks me the fuck out…

Here are the pics for whatever the fuck this is…

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2014

09

Jul

Katie Holmes Topless for Glamour of the DAy

Possible Robot created in Tom Cruise’s 100 million dollar lab in the basement of his 100 million dollar home because Tom Cruise is a leader of Scientology, since it is the only place int he world where he’s not gay – Katie Holmes…

She has ventured out into the world on her own, without him, I mean at least that’s what she wants you to think, since she still probably sees him thanks to sharing a devil alien baby – and money…you know he’s the “Charging Station”…now that the contract has expired and he’s gone onto find more beards…in a horribly boring storyline…

And in her journey, she’s got herself Topless in Glamour..in the least erotic way, we can blame her robot programming for that, because Tom Cruise and his engineers weren’t the best when it came to figuring out how to make a woman sexy…I assume the conversation was like “putting a 12 inch black cock on her isn’t the best solution TOM”….”Yes, I know you are paying me, but a 12 inch black cock will defeat the purpose of making you a wife”…

Here are the pics.

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2014

02

Jan

Katie Holmes Interesting Things Happening to her Crotch in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this is the seam where they sewed the human flesh back onto her robot frame in Tom Cruise’s scientology lab in the basement of his house where he re-built Katie Holmes after ripping his chosen baby out of her – a baby that wasn’t created through sex because he is gay…

Because if I was building a robot women using alien technology, the pussy would be the access point where all the electronics would go…

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2013

31

Dec

Katie Holmes Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Either Katie Holmes has a not so yummy Mom Stomach that reminds all women to not get pregnant….or that is an alien stomach thanks to Tom Cruise killing off the original Katie Holmes only to replace her with Alien Technology…but their attention to detail on the stomach either was too accurate to what a mom stomach would look like…or they haven’t mastered human skin yet….or maybe, just maybe the alien creature they put inside Katie Holmes’ host body to control her…is trying to escape…

No matter what it is, it looks fun to cum on…like playing a good old fashioned pin ball or carnival game…watching as your seed goes through that freakish fucking maze…

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2013

29

Aug

Katie Holmes Weird Ass Flash of the Day

Everyone’s favorite robot, except maybe Tom Cruise’s favorite robot…because he is the man who turned her into a robot in the first place…who must hate her for turning her robot back on him and their religion…because that wasn’t in the fucking robot manual…when he abducted the bitch from the set of Dawson’s Creek and programmed…technology just wasn’t what it is now…

Well it looks like her rebellion has taken on new forms…and she’s venturing into the world of being a sex doll rather than one of those weirdo children of the corn style robots she was for so many years before and guess what…I am into it…but only because some of the best sex I’ve had has been with inanimate objects…

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2013

22

May

Katie Holmes is Wet of the Day

Here’s something Tom Cruise was never able to do to Katie Holmes….and that’s get her wet.

Sure they have a kid, but gay guys have kids all the time, it’s the new generation people, we have modern science, and in Tom Cruise’s case Scientology….with labs that make this shit possible….there’s no evidence there was ever any penetration. If anything, the only evidence was her empty eyes, that looked medicated or brainwashed during years of their marriage, that she finally escaped, allowing her to frolic in the city for a movie, without a care in the world, because she knows the aliens aren’t coming to get her and her chosen alien baby….that was all just hollywood lies…

Now I prefer my wet t-shirt contests with more tit, more nipple, less 40 year old mom, more college coed on roofies….but this works for me, because I am a sick man.


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2013

20

Mar

Katie Holmes is Lubricated in Allure of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Katie Holmes before, but it may have been from a sci/fi movie, where she was climbing out of her alien pod, covered in some protective plasma gel, that all Alien forces use in their transition from their Alien form to human form…or maybe it was a porno movie after taking load from 40 dudes…either way, I feel like Tom Cruise and his masturbation needs, despite their divorce are behind the creative direction of this…you know since he is from a higher power and controls everything from his space lab…

I think she looks kinda hot, even with that mom gunt.

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2013

15

Mar

Katie Holmes Lookin’ Hot for H.Stern “Iris” Campaign of the Day

Katie Holmes has got off the space ship and back to the beach….where her pushing 40 year old body….is strategically placed….to hide the scars of the birth of her Alien child….allowing us to focus on her soul-less face….and dead eyes…that we can blame Tom Cruise for stealing…and ultimately, I really like this look….it’s for some Fashion ad campaign…and it is good…

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2012

20

Sep

Katie Holmes MILFed Out Cougar for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

It feels like just yesterday that Katie Holmes was a 30 year old playing a 16 year old on a horrible TV show, before selling herself out and getting cast as a wife…a wife that was an alien abducted / host uterus to the Alien Queen Suri,artificially inseminated by her homosexual husband in some high tech lab for the top ranking Scientologist to witness her important contributuion to both Scientology and the future of man kind….a contribution that rock’s heels harder than a stripper and she is only 5….

I guess she is in Harper’s Bazaar Russia spreading her message of peace, love and semi-attractiveness, despite throwing away her fan boy Dawson Creek fan loyalty, but choosing Tom Cruise and this life, instead of acting….

She’s still a mom I’d be willing to fuck, mainly because I’d like to explore the fleshy genitals Tom Cruise sacrificed to ancient aliens….cuz he wasn’t gonna go anywhere near that since girls don’t have testicles…

I don’t know if these pics are old or new, you know how Russia is, first in Space, but hooked on Levis in the 90s…when they were no longer wanted here, but I’ll post them anyway….

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