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2014

02

Jan

Katie Holmes Interesting Things Happening to her Crotch in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this is the seam where they sewed the human flesh back onto her robot frame in Tom Cruise’s scientology lab in the basement of his house where he re-built Katie Holmes after ripping his chosen baby out of her – a baby that wasn’t created through sex because he is gay…

Because if I was building a robot women using alien technology, the pussy would be the access point where all the electronics would go…

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2013

31

Dec

Katie Holmes Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Either Katie Holmes has a not so yummy Mom Stomach that reminds all women to not get pregnant….or that is an alien stomach thanks to Tom Cruise killing off the original Katie Holmes only to replace her with Alien Technology…but their attention to detail on the stomach either was too accurate to what a mom stomach would look like…or they haven’t mastered human skin yet….or maybe, just maybe the alien creature they put inside Katie Holmes’ host body to control her…is trying to escape…

No matter what it is, it looks fun to cum on…like playing a good old fashioned pin ball or carnival game…watching as your seed goes through that freakish fucking maze…

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2013

29

Aug

Katie Holmes Weird Ass Flash of the Day

Everyone’s favorite robot, except maybe Tom Cruise’s favorite robot…because he is the man who turned her into a robot in the first place…who must hate her for turning her robot back on him and their religion…because that wasn’t in the fucking robot manual…when he abducted the bitch from the set of Dawson’s Creek and programmed…technology just wasn’t what it is now…

Well it looks like her rebellion has taken on new forms…and she’s venturing into the world of being a sex doll rather than one of those weirdo children of the corn style robots she was for so many years before and guess what…I am into it…but only because some of the best sex I’ve had has been with inanimate objects…

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2013

22

May

Katie Holmes is Wet of the Day

Here’s something Tom Cruise was never able to do to Katie Holmes….and that’s get her wet.

Sure they have a kid, but gay guys have kids all the time, it’s the new generation people, we have modern science, and in Tom Cruise’s case Scientology….with labs that make this shit possible….there’s no evidence there was ever any penetration. If anything, the only evidence was her empty eyes, that looked medicated or brainwashed during years of their marriage, that she finally escaped, allowing her to frolic in the city for a movie, without a care in the world, because she knows the aliens aren’t coming to get her and her chosen alien baby….that was all just hollywood lies…

Now I prefer my wet t-shirt contests with more tit, more nipple, less 40 year old mom, more college coed on roofies….but this works for me, because I am a sick man.


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2013

20

Mar

Katie Holmes is Lubricated in Allure of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Katie Holmes before, but it may have been from a sci/fi movie, where she was climbing out of her alien pod, covered in some protective plasma gel, that all Alien forces use in their transition from their Alien form to human form…or maybe it was a porno movie after taking load from 40 dudes…either way, I feel like Tom Cruise and his masturbation needs, despite their divorce are behind the creative direction of this…you know since he is from a higher power and controls everything from his space lab…

I think she looks kinda hot, even with that mom gunt.

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2013

15

Mar

Katie Holmes Lookin’ Hot for H.Stern “Iris” Campaign of the Day

Katie Holmes has got off the space ship and back to the beach….where her pushing 40 year old body….is strategically placed….to hide the scars of the birth of her Alien child….allowing us to focus on her soul-less face….and dead eyes…that we can blame Tom Cruise for stealing…and ultimately, I really like this look….it’s for some Fashion ad campaign…and it is good…

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2012

20

Sep

Katie Holmes MILFed Out Cougar for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

It feels like just yesterday that Katie Holmes was a 30 year old playing a 16 year old on a horrible TV show, before selling herself out and getting cast as a wife…a wife that was an alien abducted / host uterus to the Alien Queen Suri,artificially inseminated by her homosexual husband in some high tech lab for the top ranking Scientologist to witness her important contributuion to both Scientology and the future of man kind….a contribution that rock’s heels harder than a stripper and she is only 5….

I guess she is in Harper’s Bazaar Russia spreading her message of peace, love and semi-attractiveness, despite throwing away her fan boy Dawson Creek fan loyalty, but choosing Tom Cruise and this life, instead of acting….

She’s still a mom I’d be willing to fuck, mainly because I’d like to explore the fleshy genitals Tom Cruise sacrificed to ancient aliens….cuz he wasn’t gonna go anywhere near that since girls don’t have testicles…

I don’t know if these pics are old or new, you know how Russia is, first in Space, but hooked on Levis in the 90s…when they were no longer wanted here, but I’ll post them anyway….

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2012

30

May

Katie Holmes is Wet of the Day

Here is a picture of Katie Holmes soaking wet….and not in a way Tom Cruise runs from….you know when she expects him to perform husbandly duties that we all know never happened and was just part of their “deal” to pretend it did…..and really not even in a way I like to look at…you know like that scene in a movie where she was topless underwater…before all this morphing into a middle aged alien mom happened….

But I do I see what Tom Cruise sees in her….you know the fact that she looks like a fucking dude….

If you’re wondering why she’s wet….it is cuz she jumped in a pond…trying to murder sucide her and her kid to escape the hell that’s she’s living….is probably the reason…but unfortunatley for her…some fat handler saved her….and ruined her plan….

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2012

10

Jan

Katie Holmes Old and Sexy in a Photoshoot of the Day

Katie Holmes sexed herself up for some photoshoot….and although she has an older looking face…like the bitch is no longer that cute high school girl you once jerked off to…because she is now a mom married to a crazy person spending her days waiting for the coming ALIENS and I don’t mean said husband during sex…..but she’s still got tits cuz no breast cancer for her yet…even the odds are 1 in 8…..and here she is using them to make us like her….

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2011

20

Dec

Katie Holmes Shitty See Through of the Day

Here’s some not so exciting sci-fi, space invader, they walk amongst us shit…all kinds of pictures of Katie Holmes in what looks like a see through dress showing some bra…cuz bras are the new outerwear…..proving that not only is she going to out live all of us being saved by her alien sex partners who abduct her and probe her anally as her Daughter plots global domination every night while Tom Cruise jerks off in the corner, cuz alien cock in his mouth doesn’t make him gay….you understand people?….but that she’s also a total slut.

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2011

07

Nov

Katie Holmes Looking Hot at an Event of the Day

I am going to pretend I don’t know what event these pictures were taken at, because I think Jack and Jill is such a horrible fucking concept of a movie, like a mockery to the movie industry and the careers of anyone involved, that I think it is better to just pretend it doesn’t exist and never happened…and Katie Holmes hotness is making that easy….

Sure, she may be a prisoner to the alien gods we all know exist, but don’t want to admit, I mean the concept of DNA code, like we’re fucking computers, is proof enough if you ask me, but she’s still pretty fucking lovely to me…I mean she’s the kind of person I’m okay with being our representative to the higher gods, you know using her vagina for experiments do keep them satisfied and at bay….cuz I’m not ready for a world takeover and massive death and destruction, even if I know we are doomed and know that it is coming….I just haven’t mastered my hand to hand combat yet…

Not that it matters….She’s hot in pink and I like looking at her tit, like this was before she found Alien gods, and got naked in movies to redefine herself from the Dawson’s creek bullshit….before redefining herself as a weirdo wife and mother committed to an even bigger weirdo…here are the pics…of some alien hotness….

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2011

10

Oct

Some Katie Holmes Tight Pants with her Handler of the Day

Katie Holmes was a good drone and went to visit her stage boyfriend Tom Cruise because he ordered her to. She luckily wore tight pants, because despite selling her soul to the devil that is scientology, and ore importantly to one of scientology’s human representative, she’s still got a little sex appeal…sex appeal Tom Cruise probably doesn’t see as he stands awkwardly next to her…because the first rule behind being a Scientologist is being gay.

Here are the pics of this hip grabbin’ as you fake laugh as your wife puts in her contractual obligated time for good times.

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2011

12

Sep

Katie Holmes in Short Shorts of the Day

Here are some Alien worshipping, brainwashed and controled by a gay midget, wearing a pair of short demin short, giving us a glimpse of all she’s thrown away, all from being a broken down celeb, insecure in her career, in need of some level of stability to attach herself to…and it’s too bad cuz I saw her tits in a movie years ago and expected a hugely different hustle for her…but there’s always a hope of divorce, selling off her kid to science for being a miracle baby that came out of sexless relationships, and a topless comeback…but until then…these shorts are the best we get of Katie Holmes.

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2011

09

Aug

Katie Holmes Not So Hot Alien Tits of the Day

There was a time when Katie Holmes had potential…you now before she was medicated and turned into a Stepford wife….all brainwashed by her childhood Top Gun / Cocktail crush….and willing to do everything he tells her…including getting knocked up and waiting for aliens to take them away…..

There was a time when Katie Holmes was an teen dream, you know on the cover of “Tiger” and “Teen Beat” that you’d tell the clerk you were buying for your daughter, when really you were buying it to jerk off….

She coulda gone any route…from sex tape to panty flash to exciting and interesting…but instead…she is a robot…and it fucking sucks…not to mention…she doesn’t even have tits anymore…not sure what happened to those but assume it’s got something to do with Tom Cruise being gay andher being his front he still wants to be able to cum to….

Either way….here’s the pics of her at a some premiere…

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2011

27

Jul

Katie Holmes Hot Photo shoot of the Day

I don’t know what Katie Holmes is shooting for but I assume it is American Apparel…you know the creepy pics the owner shoots of his staff after making them dildo fuck themselves to orgasm in exchange for a campaign starring them…every girl’s dream…

I am a fan of the tube top bikini top you see the hipster bitches in sheer tank tops rocking under their tank tops to prevent the world from seeing their hipster nipples at least when they aren’t real hipsters, cuz real hipsters just don’t give a fuck, it’s part of the hipster way, and nipple is just high fashion and next level, or some other weird artist shit I don’t mind, cuz it leads to me being flashed when I leave the fucking house thanks to this American Apparel generation…..the gap gone 70s porn…good market it to be in…I’m just blown away everytime I see mothers and daughters shop there together….

Either way, Katie Holmes is a brainwashed bitch and that in and of itself, is pornographic, with or without tube tops.

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