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2008

21

Aug

Kellie Pickler’s Personal Pictures of the Day

Last I heard of Kellie Pickler she was on American Idol talking about her grandfather who both raised her and had sex with her because that’s how they do things in the small down they are from. Pussy is limited so when you make one of your own, you got every right to do as you please with it, I am not sure if that was her exact quote because I was watching the shit on mute cuz I couldn’t stomach her twang and inbred level of intelligence.

I almost feel bad saying that because the truth is that everyone busts inbred people for being retarded or handicapped or whatever just because their parents are related, but I went to school with a set of ibred people, who’s parents were cousins and both kids, despite being weird lookin’, did really well in school. Maybe it was cuz they were first generation and not a line of inbred people like Pickler, but I think her retardedness stems from other things, like dropping out of school at the age of 8 to tend to the farm and by farm I mean grandpa’s dick.

Either way, these are some pictures of her sluttin out in some personal pics with the tits she always wanted and bought with her American Idol money. It’s nice to see dreams can come true.

Posted in:Bikini Tits|Candid|Kellie Pickler|Myspace Pictures

2007

16

May

I am – Kellie Pickler's New Tits of the Day

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I used to think I was a great judge of who had fake tits and who didn’t, but the fake tits I was spotting were the shitty jobs that bitches with no money would get or the insane jobs that bitches with some money would get to make more money in their stripping careers. I am talking girls with implants would either look like they had disgusting round and uneven awkward looking botched tits or absurdly HUGE tits that were so obviously fake. So now that I realize that I am not a great judge of anything, I can say that I have no idea if Kellie Pickler got new tits or not, but she’s showing something off that I am sure you don’t mind looking at, because you are unemployed or on disability or on welfare, because this site is banned in offices internationally. That’s how good at blogging I am….

The thing I like about this bitch is that she looks like she is dumb as bricks at the whole world around her seems exciting and colorful. She’s the kind of girl you can keep happy by turning on the cartoon channel and giving her a bag of candy. I am pretty sure she’d get so sucked in that you could go off drinking with your friends and come back 4 days later and she’d be in the same position not even realizing that you left her….not that you’ll ever get the chance to test it out, unless maybe she ends up on the stripping circuit, which isn’t unlikely making her new tits a pretty solid investment or her future life.

Posted in:Kellie Pickler|Plastic Surgery|Tits|Unsorted

2007

16

May

I am – Kellie Pickler’s New Tits of the Day

kellie_pickler_tits.jpg

I used to think I was a great judge of who had fake tits and who didn’t, but the fake tits I was spotting were the shitty jobs that bitches with no money would get or the insane jobs that bitches with some money would get to make more money in their stripping careers. I am talking girls with implants would either look like they had disgusting round and uneven awkward looking botched tits or absurdly HUGE tits that were so obviously fake. So now that I realize that I am not a great judge of anything, I can say that I have no idea if Kellie Pickler got new tits or not, but she’s showing something off that I am sure you don’t mind looking at, because you are unemployed or on disability or on welfare, because this site is banned in offices internationally. That’s how good at blogging I am….

The thing I like about this bitch is that she looks like she is dumb as bricks at the whole world around her seems exciting and colorful. She’s the kind of girl you can keep happy by turning on the cartoon channel and giving her a bag of candy. I am pretty sure she’d get so sucked in that you could go off drinking with your friends and come back 4 days later and she’d be in the same position not even realizing that you left her….not that you’ll ever get the chance to test it out, unless maybe she ends up on the stripping circuit, which isn’t unlikely making her new tits a pretty solid investment or her future life.

Posted in:Kellie Pickler|Plastic Surgery|Tits|Unsorted