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2008

29

Dec

Kelly Rowland’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Two people asked me if I was gay this weekend. Maybe the meds brought out the showtune performing poofter in me, maybe it was the fact that I was offering to send them a video of me fucking a tranny like she was Audrina Patridge, by sucking on her dick, which for the record, doesn’t exist, at least not that I know of, but I think it has to do with me constantly ripping apart female celebrity vagina, but not the kind of vagina ripping I am into, like it was my fucking job, not that it is, because I am not into work, for their imperfections. One guy asked me when I was going to turn the site into a Lance Bass Dancing with the stars man-pussy fan site, because I never say anything positive about these famous sluts, and I act like none of them are up to my standards, like I was trying to cover something up, like homosexuality, but it’s just strategy man, I try to lower their self esteem to increase my chances of licking their assholes while Lance Bass strokes his dick in the corner, because sex without Lance Bass is not sex at all, no matter what your orientation is, true story.

Here’s Kelly Rowland in her bikini…with her modest fake tits, with a fat chick to make her look skinny all because she’s insecure, the way i like them.

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2008

28

Jul

Kelly Rowland Shows Off Her Fake Tits and Forehead in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Kelly Rowland is at the beach, it’s not like girl needs a tan and every black person I know hates swimming because there was no pool in the projects they are from, just broken down fire hydrants they used to run through and that doesn’t really help you become comforable with sharks. They also hate getting their hair wet, even when they shower because it fucks up their relaxer or whatever the fuck they put in that shit, so Kelly Rowland’s really got no business being at the beach other than to get some attention by showing off the smallest set of fake tits ever purchased.

I blame Beyonce for leaving Rowland behind on her rise to the top. Now when you ask teenagers if they like Destiny’s child when you are trying to make conversation with them at the mall, they don’t know who the fuck you are talking about and look at you like you’re some kind of sex offender who talks to them about blowjobs on Xbox Live late at night.

I guess when you were once at the top, beggin’ for someone to pay a little attention to you isn’t worth laughin’ at, and you should all just make Rowland feel better about herself and take a good look at how skinny shit is…maybe you could even put it on the cover of a tabloid to help prevent her from following her career’s steady plung by jumping off her 18th story condo balcony.

I like to think I just saved a life. I am a hero like that.

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Rowland|Tits

2008

06

Mar

Kelly Rowland Admits to Having Implants of the Day

So we all knew those of us who still know who Kelly Rowland is also knew that she got a new set of tits recently and now she admits that she went from A cup to a B cup and that she’s been thinking about it since she was 17.

She also said that she got the bigger tits because she couldn’t fit into designer clothes and figured that designer clothes was all she had going for her, that she might as well do it proper. If she had that same determination in her singing career as she does in dressing up, then maybe she wouldn’t have been Beyonce’s back-up singer scraping up media attention the easiest way she can.

I guess it gives young girls a great role model to look up to, now 14 year old girls everywhere who haven’t developed tits yet can feel inadequate and hate themselves at a young age.Dreams of wearing designer clothes will be shattered because they don’t have tits. and even even when they get boobs, they won’t be happy with them because they’ve hated them for so long they can’t see how good they actually are.

I predict the future holds very few natural tits and I’d blame it on Kelly Rowland, but I guess the truth is that she really isn’t that relevant anymore and breast implants or not, kids don’t give a fuck about her and the only thing these breast implants have changed is her underwear drawer.

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2007

07

Sep

I am – Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I’ve decided to post these pictures of Kelly Rowland in a bikini top because you like girls in bikini tops even if the pictures are shit and the person in the pictures is some washed up nobody who happened to be in Beyonce’s band as a back-up dancer who got way more respect than most back-up dancers ever do because they let her sing along to Beyonce’s songs and because Beyonce’s dad was molesting her or someshit and this was the only way to shut her up.

They should have named the band Beyonce’s Child because that’s pretty much how the other girls must feel having been back burnered and left out to dry up and fade away like the numerous abortions Beyonce may or may not have had.

In all reality, I feel bad for the chick and that’s the reason I am posting this. I am surprised someone cared enough to even take this pictures, I can only assume they weren’t taken by paparazzi but by her mom and released to the internet like she was Vanessa Hudgens in hopes of having some kind of comeback or second wind, but the only wind she’s got is the wind on her back that is keeping her walking down the beach away from any fame she once had and if you’re wondering where she’s pointing, it’s at God for spiting her by giving her the taste of glory then taking that shit away like some practical joke.


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