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2012

10

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a See Through of the Day


Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend who is probably not her boyfriend but her publicity stunt that he agreed to allow happen cuz it worked as a publicity stunt for him – knowing her huge fan base really cares about what she’s up to and even though he’s already a big deal…there is no harm having the media talking about him more…cuz that’s what having a Napolean complex is all about….I may be 5 foot 2 bitch….but I’m Kanye West….kinda thing…and who really cares about him…the real issue is this bitch, rocking a bra, showing off her fat tits for attention while carting around a black man like this was a plantation in the south….all for contrived personal gain….representing all that is wrong in the world….pretty much pissing on her religious, armenian father’s grave, having used her trust fund to fund an interracial porn career….that ballooned as hard as her ass ballooned…into this….

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2012

09

Aug

Kim Kardashian is Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig, but unlike most pigs, unless you’re dealing with a weird farmer, she wears a bikini….a bikini that she poses next to old women in, or busted down sisters in, and that she posts to her own site that I am surprised exists and people care to visit, but I’m not surprised they photoshop her in….

The real significant or major difference between her and a pig, is that it is not legal to slaughter her….but it is legal to slaughter pigs…who are likely more intelligent but more importantly less demaging to society…..

Sure a lot of pigs have accounted for food poisoning, or mad pig disease, but no pig has had the global negative affect that Kim Kardashian has…meaning their deaths all legal were less neccessary than the death of the Kardashians….and our only hope is that OJ gets them when he gets out…or that they get themselves…cuz they need to be put to an end…

If you like fat spoiled bitches who don’t think they are fat or spoiled…these pics are for you…

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2012

06

Aug

Kim Kardashian is a Underwater Sea Mammal in her Bikini of the Day

I think we’ve just found another species to add to the Sea Mammal list, let’s just hope it is on the endagereed list, because the hottest thing in these pic is not that the water holds her sloppy body in a nice way, or that the water acts as a nice filter, before her photo editor, edits harder…it is that there is a possiblity that she will drown, probably because she swam too soon after eating as fat chicks often do….and that bring hope of a better tomorrow….

I like that the pig Kardashian is keeping it Ghetto while up on some Orange Drink….I wonder how much she got paid for that product plug….weak.

Either way, here she is, living out some aquarium fat mermaid fetishes…

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2012

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

We all know that Kim Kardashian is contrived….you know such an attention seeking scam…who has fed her daddy issue, spoiled brat, “everyone look at me” at the family dinner party ego, by leveraging it into TV…where she lives out a lie, as herself, and everyone watches and cares, all because it is on TV…the concept alone makes me worried about society….

I am convinced that she is so contrived, and trying so hard to keep what she has going, that these pics are either photoshopped skinnier, or of someone else pretending to be Kim Kardashian, because she’s so fake, such bullshit, this pile of garbage, that I am sure Kim Kardashian doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is…and the whole thing is really awkward…but at least she’s got tits….to focus on instead of all the evil she represents.

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2012

01

Aug

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Shit in her Bikini for OK MAgazine of the Day

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian still hasn’t been assassinated…and not just cuz the word ass comes up twice in that word…but cuz she represents all that is wrong in society.

I mean the only really blowing up and or cutting that has happened to her is in post production editing on every picture of her…when really she should be drowned to rid the world of evil….

I have never seen her in person, but I can just tell that I am pretty sure she doesn’t look like this…in fact I am pretty sure she is really fucking fat…she just manages to keep a flat stomach and more importantly push that fat in a variety of directions through straps and harnesses to make her laziness flatterine to more than just the black man…

I know she’s pretty much fallen off the map…but I saw these pics and they looked so fake….that I had to post them….

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2012

19

Jul

Wishing This Roller Coaster would Malfunction and End the Lives of All on Board of the Day

There are times in my life that I wish for mass destruction that will harm many people….and many families….even though it is wrong to wish death on innocent people….but there is always a valid reason…you see I am sure there are kids on this ride, who have a whole life to live, but I’d be willing to sacrifice those lives to rid the world of Kim Kardashian….you know maybe the ride couldn’t handle her fat….and cracked with trying to pull her through the air….cuz she the fucking devil incarnate and needs to be stopped….because let’s face it…she’s just going to ruin the lives of so many more kids who idolize her, if she hasn’t already ruined them….so it the innocent who go down with her are just a small price to pay to stop her in her tracks….

Unfortunately, she survived this ride, but at least she looked fat and stupid doing it…..

Down with Kim Kardashian.

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2012

16

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Slob in Some Instagram Bikini Pics

Kim Kardashian makes me laugh because she is at the point of media empire, you know in the multi million dollar, even hundred million dollar organization, that can afford her post production staff, to take some candid pics and run them through some filters, only to email them back to her to post on instagram like she’s not a hairy, thick, troll of a woman who needs to be shot out back like the one trick pony who lost his ability to do that one trick and who costs too much taking up valuable space in the fucking barn that is our world….what I’m saying is she’s good for nothing…and what got her to this point of fame is no more…and she needs to stop taking up valuable space that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

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2012

13

Jul

Kim Kardashian Reunited With Her Father of the Day


Everyone makes a big deal about Kim Kardashian’s Armenian father and his death, especially Kim Kardashian, because a girl losing her father is such a tragic thing that leads to vapid, souless daddy issues.

Maybe people care because he would be so disappointed with the fact that she grew up to be a little whore using her inheritance she got becasue of his hard work. Or maybe because whores in orthodox Armenian homes are frowned upon, or maybe

But by the looks of these pics she posted to twitter, he’s still alive and kicking…..her stage dad, the Lawyer, was just AN ARMENIAN HORSE BREEDER WHO WENT TOO FAR ….I mean it would explain her body hair, her size, her ass, and her love for huge black horse cock….

This joke, was a fail.

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2012

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat in a Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I guess Kim Kardashian’s genius marketing team felt she was lagging a bit on her self shot half naked pictures, even though their bigger concern should be that she is lagging in the gym and with her diet, because she’s got a black boyfriend and black guys don’t worry about those things…..because here she is taking shitty pics, strategically staged as to not make the world vomit to her shitty body, that is now in its 30s and needs to be retired, cuz the novelty of a fat ass has kinda worn off, and she’s been replaced by younger, less Armenian versions of her….but I’ll post the pic anyway, but only cuz I made a small fortune off her sex tape and feel like I owe her a thanks for the good times you fucking worthless whore…..in the form of posting her smut she posted earlier today.

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