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2012

08

May

Kim Kardashian Fat for Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures on Instagram and I think she may have censored my wonderful captions….because I went back to the pic this morning and they were gone…

I wrote such lovely things like “Fat tits can’t compensate for a fat gut” and “Wow, It is true what they say about horizontal stripes” and shit my favorite “thank god for black men….they’ll eat anything”….but she censored me….she has that power…

At least I have a website no one reads for it to live forever…you see that’s why I hate social networks…my genius gets deleted…never to be found again….and if I die a legend…think of all the gold facebook and its members destroyed like idiots…

Here she is cockteasing….seeing her choked out is hotter than her porn career…..but knowing her jealous sister won’t go through with it…makes it pretty fucking sad….you see I don’t normally get hard for dead girls, I don’t want you thinking I’m weird or anything…I just get excited when the devil is slaughtered, you know it is for the good of all humanity…

No, I don’t like documenting Kim Kardashians’ life, I just anxiously await for it to end….

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2012

26

Apr

Kim Kardashian Topless Pic That Isn’t Kim Kardashian of the Day

There’s a picture going around that has been emailed me to at leeast once today…..the claim is that it is Kim Kardashian before she got her tits done……and as I’m looking at that pic, I’m thinking there is no way that is Kim Kardashian….if anything it is just some other brown monster of a bitch, possibly an Armenian, with little shitty tits that make everyone who fuck her question their sexuality when done with her…..or worse…when waking up next to her and not remembering how you ended up in her cave…unable to see if she has a cock or not cuz she has pants on….putting you in an awkward place of “if i reach over, cock on not, it’ll wanna fuck again”……

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Shes a fat chick who just carries her weight in her tits and ass and pussy lip and under her SPANX, I doubt she has implants….but she is a pornstar, so it is possible, I just doubt this pic is her….

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2012

24

Apr

Kim Kardashian Shouldn’t Exist – Happy Armenian Independence Day of the Day

Today is Armenian Independence Day…

The worst thng about Armenian Independence Day is knowing that if the Turks worked a little harder and smarter, Kim Kardashian wouldn’t exist….

That is a major failure on their part…because Kim Kardashian has become the representation of all things wrong in the world…I have no idea why she’s only getting flour bombed, when all logic would lead me to think she’d be actually bombed….she’s the fucking worst.


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2012

13

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Photoshopped Instagram Lingerie Pic of the Day

Yesterday I was fucking around on instagram and saw that the most popular picture was this shot of Kim Kardashian that I am pretty sure has been photoshopped pre-being uploaded because even paparazzi pics of this bitch in a bikini only show up a week after her trip after being touched up by an expert, it is part of her quality control…since no one wants to see her gunt hanging over her lingerie….I mean I do because I like truths and know she’s a pile of shit…and not just cuz she’s brown….but cuz she is the lowest specimen of anything seemingly human…but people still like her ass and tits…despite her bad sex with black men on video that made her….so here’s her most popular on Instagram pic from yesterday that just pisses me off….cuz some people don’t deserve to esist…

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2012

05

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Professionally Shot Twittter Bikini Pic of the Day

Kim Kardashian turned to her hired professional photographer and retoucher to take a few slutty pics of her in a bikini for her pervert fans who want to see the bitch half naked cuz they aren’t over the fact that she likes getting fucked by black men on camera, or that she’s got a fat ass that they think is perfection,

Because she doesn’t want her idiot fans grasping that it is all smoke and mirrors, retouching, photoshop, straps to cover up the fact she’s a lazy fucking pig….you know they believe what they see, believe the dream and think her curves are just shape and not thanks to eating fried foods while lying in bed all day as servents rub her tacky, materialistic, souless feet…

She is garbage…..and here she is trying to stay relevant as long as she can….in a white bikini….

She also posted her hairy Armenian monster feet for the foot fetishists….

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2012

03

Apr

Kim Kardashian Porn of the Day

Here is a picture that Kim Kardashian posted to twitter, that I assume is of her, because taking pictures of herself is something she likes doing, because it comes with the hope that people will praise her and make her feel great about herself, like some kind of spoiled brat princess on her shitty birthday party, everyday of her fucking life…..you know like her actual porn, that was less interesting to jerk off than to these pictures of her boarding a plane, a plane that statistically only has a 3 percent chance of crashing, the same 3 percent chance that makes me reach orgasm…..if you know what I mean…if you don’t it’s that this bitch dead is more interesting an achievement for society than anything else she’s done. True story.


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2012

02

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Squeezed into a Bikini for Attention of the Day

I am not allowed to post the big fat sloppy ass from a far picture of Kim Kardashian in the Domincan Republic with her family….an ass that even when pixelated thanks to the zoom of the paparazzi…is fat, sloppy and uneventful as far as I’m concerned, but then again I hate the bitch, her family and everything they stand for….so when I see her in bikini, I don’t think “i need to see if my dick would make it past that meat and make contact with her asshole”…instead I think “I hope she fucking drowns”….


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2012

28

Mar

The Hairy Kardashian Monsters in their Bikinis of the Day

The Kardashian sisters are peddling some garbage to make money, because that’s what these merchant, gyspy hustlers do, this time is happens to be a line of bikinis, that unfortunately features them in product, even though bikinis are better suited for bitches who aren’t fucking money grubbing pigs….from porno career to whatever this is….anything for a dollar.

All I got to say is Thank God they covered the big one up…I don’t think I could have handled that today…..

I’d also like to thank photoshop for existing…..

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2012

23

Mar

Kim Kardashian Gets Flour Bombed of the Day

Ever have that feeling where you wish the flour in front of you was actually anthrax? Well, you will now.

I’d like to believe that Kim Kardashian was attacked, because the world thinks she’s vapid, useless, materialistic, spoiled trash that is totally full of her fat self that happens to also be full of cake.

You know becaue I’d think, finally, people are making moves like they would have years ago, to make shit the media feeds us disappear by humiliating them.

But I know that these cunts, the entire family of cunts, are too into the getting attention game, all shameless as fuck, and willing to humiliate themselves in the process….pretending to be so hurt, disrespected, humiliated, when they don’t ever feel those emotions cuz they are too in love with themselves….

That said, if a real person did pull this off, and I doubt they would ever get that close to a celeb on a red carpet to pull this off, unless it was an inside job….I give them props….but next time use something more fatal…or debilitating….It’s not a good prank unless someone ends up in a coma…..especially if that person is the dreg of society.


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