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2012

04

Jun

Kim Kardashian and Family Slaugher a Notorious B.I.G. Song in Bikinis of the Day

Have you ever gone to a wedding for the open bar…or really any event for that matter for the open bar…and the motherfuckers think it is a good idea to play some shit quality self produced video they find so funny because they made it…and thus assume everyone will love it because they love it….even though it just pisses everyone off cuz all we really care about is the open bar…the reason we agreed to go to the shit event in the first place…

Well the self involved Kardashian family have decided to do a fun little bikini clad video in the Domincan Republic for all their fans….a video that is offensive to anyone who likes Biggy…and annoying to anyone who likes watching quality original videos and not shitty viral video template options….

Sure Kim Kardashian pops her booty in this shit….but Kim Kardashian is 30 …sloppy….and fucks black dudes…..which to me means she doesn’t fucking exist…

This is the worst…we should murder them in a modern day snuff film like we were that pussy Luka Magnotta, for putting this smut out there….except the young teen sisters…their bodies are good no matter how evil their parents and family are…we need to keep them around…if anything we need to save them from these monsters.

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2012

04

Jun

Kim Kardashian and Family Slaugher a Notorious B.I.G. Song in Bikinis of the Day

Have you ever gone to a wedding for the open bar…or really any event for that matter for the open bar…and the motherfuckers think it is a good idea to play some shit quality self produced video they find so funny because they made it…and thus assume everyone will love it because they love it….even though it just pisses everyone off cuz all we really care about is the open bar…the reason we agreed to go to the shit event in the first place…

Well the self involved Kardashian family have decided to do a fun little bikini clad video in the Domincan Republic for all their fans….a video that is offensive to anyone who likes Biggy…and annoying to anyone who likes watching quality original videos and not shitty viral video template options….

Sure Kim Kardashian pops her booty in this shit….but Kim Kardashian is 30 …sloppy….and fucks black dudes…..which to me means she doesn’t fucking exist…

This is the worst…we should murder them in a modern day snuff film like we were that pussy Luka Magnotta, for putting this smut out there….except the young teen sisters…their bodies are good no matter how evil their parents and family are…we need to keep them around…if anything we need to save them from these monsters.

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2012

01

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat Titty Outtakes from Esquire of the Day

The only interesting thing about these outtake pics of Kim Kardashian for some magazine….is seeing just how photoshopped she is….you know pretty decent looking, curvy with big titties and a decent enough face on the final version of the pic…the one they put to press….

While actually looking like she’s fucking Snooki, a fat, hairy, troll of a woman, who should be digging tunnels under trees in her magical forest, instead of being in magazines….and I guess I find the lie kinda funny….Sloppy and disgusting…looking glittery and erotic…all cuz of technology….the same technology that should make a crazed fan off her in video like he was that gay pornstar….you know cuz someone needs to put an end to her…

Here’s another pic she posted to instagram…..photoshopped to shit…

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2012

25

May

Kim Kardashian Nipple in Cannes of the Day


Kim Kardashian may be a garbage whore of a person…but the great thing about whores is that they do whore things…and without whores doing whore things….the world would be a very dull place….from Sex Tape to Rapper Pussy With a Fat Ass…To Nipple Slips all to make a dollar…..all whoring all the time…and I’ll keep watching….hoping one day, like all whores at their peak, it all crashes down in one big horrible drug overdose….because lets face it…garbage people…especially garbage whores…don’t deserve this attention or success…no whore…especially not a fat one…should be this powerful….even if I like seeing their horrible nipples.


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2012

14

May

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Booty Shorts for Vogue Italia Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian thanks God for Black men everytime she hits her Armenian orthodox church in attempts to pretend she’s an actual Armenian and not just the product of an Armenian who has become some vapid white rich girl trash that may be as hairy as an Armenian, but is in no ways really connected to the community…because black guys and I guess a few white guys who try to be hip hop….love big ass….in a the bigger it is the better…a philosophy that goes against everything my tight little young white girl with a round ass love goes completely against….making me totally unable to relate to anyone who freaks out over this shit in booty shorts…sexually….cuz there is no way to appreciate this monster and her big ass other than in finding it funny and entertaining to look at….especially when put into booty shorts for Vogue Italia that the paparazzi were invited to….because Kim Kardashian…and Kanye West…are doing all they can on the marketing front….as she falls into obscurity…as slow as her metabolism maybe…but falling into obscurity none the less….


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2012

08

May

Kim Kardashian Fat for Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures on Instagram and I think she may have censored my wonderful captions….because I went back to the pic this morning and they were gone…

I wrote such lovely things like “Fat tits can’t compensate for a fat gut” and “Wow, It is true what they say about horizontal stripes” and shit my favorite “thank god for black men….they’ll eat anything”….but she censored me….she has that power…

At least I have a website no one reads for it to live forever…you see that’s why I hate social networks…my genius gets deleted…never to be found again….and if I die a legend…think of all the gold facebook and its members destroyed like idiots…

Here she is cockteasing….seeing her choked out is hotter than her porn career…..but knowing her jealous sister won’t go through with it…makes it pretty fucking sad….you see I don’t normally get hard for dead girls, I don’t want you thinking I’m weird or anything…I just get excited when the devil is slaughtered, you know it is for the good of all humanity…

No, I don’t like documenting Kim Kardashians’ life, I just anxiously await for it to end….

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2012

26

Apr

Kim Kardashian Topless Pic That Isn’t Kim Kardashian of the Day

There’s a picture going around that has been emailed me to at leeast once today…..the claim is that it is Kim Kardashian before she got her tits done……and as I’m looking at that pic, I’m thinking there is no way that is Kim Kardashian….if anything it is just some other brown monster of a bitch, possibly an Armenian, with little shitty tits that make everyone who fuck her question their sexuality when done with her…..or worse…when waking up next to her and not remembering how you ended up in her cave…unable to see if she has a cock or not cuz she has pants on….putting you in an awkward place of “if i reach over, cock on not, it’ll wanna fuck again”……

If you want to see Kim Kardashian’s tits in 2007 – Here:

Shes a fat chick who just carries her weight in her tits and ass and pussy lip and under her SPANX, I doubt she has implants….but she is a pornstar, so it is possible, I just doubt this pic is her….

If you want to see her get fucked, you know how she launched her career… FOLLOW THIS LINK …..

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2012

24

Apr

Kim Kardashian Shouldn’t Exist – Happy Armenian Independence Day of the Day

Today is Armenian Independence Day…

The worst thng about Armenian Independence Day is knowing that if the Turks worked a little harder and smarter, Kim Kardashian wouldn’t exist….

That is a major failure on their part…because Kim Kardashian has become the representation of all things wrong in the world…I have no idea why she’s only getting flour bombed, when all logic would lead me to think she’d be actually bombed….she’s the fucking worst.


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2012

13

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Photoshopped Instagram Lingerie Pic of the Day

Yesterday I was fucking around on instagram and saw that the most popular picture was this shot of Kim Kardashian that I am pretty sure has been photoshopped pre-being uploaded because even paparazzi pics of this bitch in a bikini only show up a week after her trip after being touched up by an expert, it is part of her quality control…since no one wants to see her gunt hanging over her lingerie….I mean I do because I like truths and know she’s a pile of shit…and not just cuz she’s brown….but cuz she is the lowest specimen of anything seemingly human…but people still like her ass and tits…despite her bad sex with black men on video that made her….so here’s her most popular on Instagram pic from yesterday that just pisses me off….cuz some people don’t deserve to esist…

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