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2012

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat in a Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I guess Kim Kardashian’s genius marketing team felt she was lagging a bit on her self shot half naked pictures, even though their bigger concern should be that she is lagging in the gym and with her diet, because she’s got a black boyfriend and black guys don’t worry about those things…..because here she is taking shitty pics, strategically staged as to not make the world vomit to her shitty body, that is now in its 30s and needs to be retired, cuz the novelty of a fat ass has kinda worn off, and she’s been replaced by younger, less Armenian versions of her….but I’ll post the pic anyway, but only cuz I made a small fortune off her sex tape and feel like I owe her a thanks for the good times you fucking worthless whore…..in the form of posting her smut she posted earlier today.

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2012

15

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Greased Up Cleavage for Instagram of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and think she’s the fucking devil….not to mention a fat, lazy, spoiled slob of a woman who wasn’t even good in her sex tape, but for some reason became a brand that makes a fucking fortune….

She was kinda clever, posting a pic of her foot in her monster sister’s Khloe’s shoe, quoting something from the OJ trial, because she knows OJ is the monster sister’s real dad, and that is funny to mock….

I don’t know what this picture is from, but I do know that Kim Kardashian is promoting it hard, so she must like the way they photoshopped her into something that isn’t all that offensive, you know cuz they cropped it cleavage up, leaving out all the fat bellys, gunts and thighs….good times…

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2012

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian Nude on Twitter for Kanye of the Day

So Kanye West posted this picture of a girl assumed to be Kim Kardashian naked in his hotel room eating room service….something I could imagine Kim Kardashian doing because she loves food so fucking much, at least based on her body, that getting dressed before eating would just get in the way of her gorging…..

I figure Kanye is just out for a publicity stunt, which is also the whole reason he is preending to be in love with Kim Kardashian and her fatness anyway, even though black guys do tend to love fat chicks…..

Well, apparently it is actually a pics of Amia Miley, a pornstar I’ve never heard of….who has confirmed it is her big hungry ass on a small frame Kim Kardashia wishes she had….

Here are some other pics she’s posted of her ass….

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2012

07

Jun

More Unnecessary Proof the Kim Kardashian is a Fat Pig of the Day

I get so much hate for calling Kim Kardashian fat…..everyone gets mad….even though she is fat….but finally Kim Kardashian has announced it to the world….giving me back my credibility to you blind motherfucekrs…

About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in…praying this works!

Fuck you for doubting me. You are now my enemy…

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2012

04

Jun

Kim Kardashian and Family Slaugher a Notorious B.I.G. Song in Bikinis of the Day

Have you ever gone to a wedding for the open bar…or really any event for that matter for the open bar…and the motherfuckers think it is a good idea to play some shit quality self produced video they find so funny because they made it…and thus assume everyone will love it because they love it….even though it just pisses everyone off cuz all we really care about is the open bar…the reason we agreed to go to the shit event in the first place…

Well the self involved Kardashian family have decided to do a fun little bikini clad video in the Domincan Republic for all their fans….a video that is offensive to anyone who likes Biggy…and annoying to anyone who likes watching quality original videos and not shitty viral video template options….

Sure Kim Kardashian pops her booty in this shit….but Kim Kardashian is 30 …sloppy….and fucks black dudes…..which to me means she doesn’t fucking exist…

This is the worst…we should murder them in a modern day snuff film like we were that pussy Luka Magnotta, for putting this smut out there….except the young teen sisters…their bodies are good no matter how evil their parents and family are…we need to keep them around…if anything we need to save them from these monsters.

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2012

04

Jun

Kim Kardashian and Family Slaugher a Notorious B.I.G. Song in Bikinis of the Day

Have you ever gone to a wedding for the open bar…or really any event for that matter for the open bar…and the motherfuckers think it is a good idea to play some shit quality self produced video they find so funny because they made it…and thus assume everyone will love it because they love it….even though it just pisses everyone off cuz all we really care about is the open bar…the reason we agreed to go to the shit event in the first place…

Well the self involved Kardashian family have decided to do a fun little bikini clad video in the Domincan Republic for all their fans….a video that is offensive to anyone who likes Biggy…and annoying to anyone who likes watching quality original videos and not shitty viral video template options….

Sure Kim Kardashian pops her booty in this shit….but Kim Kardashian is 30 …sloppy….and fucks black dudes…..which to me means she doesn’t fucking exist…

This is the worst…we should murder them in a modern day snuff film like we were that pussy Luka Magnotta, for putting this smut out there….except the young teen sisters…their bodies are good no matter how evil their parents and family are…we need to keep them around…if anything we need to save them from these monsters.

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2012

01

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat Titty Outtakes from Esquire of the Day

The only interesting thing about these outtake pics of Kim Kardashian for some magazine….is seeing just how photoshopped she is….you know pretty decent looking, curvy with big titties and a decent enough face on the final version of the pic…the one they put to press….

While actually looking like she’s fucking Snooki, a fat, hairy, troll of a woman, who should be digging tunnels under trees in her magical forest, instead of being in magazines….and I guess I find the lie kinda funny….Sloppy and disgusting…looking glittery and erotic…all cuz of technology….the same technology that should make a crazed fan off her in video like he was that gay pornstar….you know cuz someone needs to put an end to her…

Here’s another pic she posted to instagram…..photoshopped to shit…

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2012

25

May

Kim Kardashian Nipple in Cannes of the Day


Kim Kardashian may be a garbage whore of a person…but the great thing about whores is that they do whore things…and without whores doing whore things….the world would be a very dull place….from Sex Tape to Rapper Pussy With a Fat Ass…To Nipple Slips all to make a dollar…..all whoring all the time…and I’ll keep watching….hoping one day, like all whores at their peak, it all crashes down in one big horrible drug overdose….because lets face it…garbage people…especially garbage whores…don’t deserve this attention or success…no whore…especially not a fat one…should be this powerful….even if I like seeing their horrible nipples.


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2012

14

May

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Booty Shorts for Vogue Italia Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian thanks God for Black men everytime she hits her Armenian orthodox church in attempts to pretend she’s an actual Armenian and not just the product of an Armenian who has become some vapid white rich girl trash that may be as hairy as an Armenian, but is in no ways really connected to the community…because black guys and I guess a few white guys who try to be hip hop….love big ass….in a the bigger it is the better…a philosophy that goes against everything my tight little young white girl with a round ass love goes completely against….making me totally unable to relate to anyone who freaks out over this shit in booty shorts…sexually….cuz there is no way to appreciate this monster and her big ass other than in finding it funny and entertaining to look at….especially when put into booty shorts for Vogue Italia that the paparazzi were invited to….because Kim Kardashian…and Kanye West…are doing all they can on the marketing front….as she falls into obscurity…as slow as her metabolism maybe…but falling into obscurity none the less….


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