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2011

09

Aug

Kim Kardashian Does Graves of the Day

Opportunist cunt….exploiting her dead father for the sake of dramatic impact for her shitty show…not that she really gives a fuck about honoring her father you know…since she had sex on video with a black dude…something all Armenian Crhistian people are totally into…

So she decided to bring her new found fake boyfriend to meet him at his gave in some creepy goth shit….

But I’m less interested in her having emotional bullshit moments and more into watching her suck dick in her porn

Cuz Kim Kardashian is a pornstar…I don’t get why people forget that…

Nothing is too sacred for a bottom feeder like this….not even feeding on cock…

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2011

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s WMB 3-D See Through Photo Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian got cast in a new magazine called World’s Most Beautiful’s maiden issue….because I have a feeling that Kim Kardashian invested in or financed, or is even the silent partner behind this shit cuz she liked the way it sounded, especially when they said they’d do a 3-D photoshoot with her, something that would be dangerous if it was more focused on her ass, or even her gut, cuz let’s face it, she’s just a fat chick who knows how to wear, strap down, and hide her fatness…..which coincidentally is also proof that she’s hardly the world’s most beautiful anything, unless you own a restuarant she’s walking into, cuz you know it’ll be a good day for sales, provided she even eats in public, cuz most fat chicks like to keep that shit behind closed doors as they cry….

Either way, here’s her 3-D photoshoot that’s not really 3-D or something you want to see in 3-D, and she’s showing off her fat tits and see through leggings…something you probably like…but I prefer the Black on Fat Chick Sex Tape Porno Career that Launched Her into this Money Making Monster she is Now…thanks to Ryan Seacrest…

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2011

21

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Pig Cleavage of the Day

Here’s some Kim Kardashian fat midget ethnic Jersey Shore looking tit cuz I know she’s on her final stage of her fame….and figure we should take it in when we can…cuz, fingers crossed, she won’t exist in 5 to 10 years from now, cuz that’s where talentless, trash who milk the media and for some reason it works belong…unknown…

She’s a dump of a person, which would explain why her black boyfriend pissed on her like the urinal she is in their sex tape….

Which reminds us that she really is nothing but a porn star who conned us….and the chances of her revisiting boring sex is always likely….because girls like this always had money, so they don’t do it for money, they do it to have people look at them and the attention….

But today, we’re stuck with a short fat body in a push-up bra, cuz that’s the fat girl move, since it’s all they have going for them….I mean other than the daily nasty shits they take…but who really wants to look a that…

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2011

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass Pig of the Day

This just in, Kim Kardashian is Fat and boring….Luckily, the family is whoring out the youthful siblings who haven’t developed obesity and who don’t have the Olympic Athlete gene and not the Armenian Lawyer gene….which clearly is more advantageous…no racist…I mean provided Armenian is a race, I know they’d like to believe it is, but I’ve never heard of a town called Armenia…so I’m going with bullshit…

That said, here is Kim Kardashian’s boring fat ass.

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2011

07

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Useless of the Day

I found a bootleg copy of the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape on the internet a few days ago and figured I’d watch it because I hadn’t seen it in years, and even when I did see it, I skipped through it…I assumed it was just cuz I wasn’t into black dick that makes me feel inferior, but turns out I’m not into shit colored fat chicks with tranny faces acting like bratty uptight bitches….and what it comes down to is that….her performance in that porn tape, despite her decent blowjob, but I have a weakness for any blowjob, did not warrant the 100 million dollar empire she’s got today.

I get that she’s all bullshit, staged stories for attention, doing things directly for the media and inturn making money, like the most recent media blitz centered around her opinions of Casey Anthony that pissed everyone off cuz they assume that her dead dad defended OJ for a lot of money and he got off, which means she supports murderers for money, when really who fucking cares about this half retarded rich kid’s opinion and why am I even posting these pictures. She’s fat and fat girls don’t deserve any respect.

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2011

01

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass from the Side of the Day

This thing is ridiculous….I don’t even see how anyone can take it seriously anymore…I mean it’s almost a joke of a fat ass…you know a Parody of one…making fun of fat asses…so round and awkward looking that I don’t think you could keep a straight face…even when fucking it…I mean…there is no way this is a lazy, sloppy, dumpy ass that is strapped up to look like a shelf…. that at 20 was an ass that had appeal…it was like look at that thing…I want it in my mouth…before all the black dudes beat me to it…which they did….and now it’s just pushing middle-aged and the rest of her fatness is catching up with her…leading me to think this ass is just stunting…I think it is time for nude pics to prove me wrong…cuz until then her ass is just mocking me…in it’s largeness…

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2011

24

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Bullshit Ass X-Ray of the Day

I’m not posting this cuz it is hot. I am posting it because it is stupid and almost pisses me off, but luckily I don’t care enough to actually care….I just know I wanted to ignore this, and I see it popping up all over the place, so I figured I’d say what I gotta say about it….

The rumor is that this is Kim K Superstar posing next to her ass x-ray to prove she doesn’t have ass implants, when anyone with a brain can just look at her thighs and stomach and realize that she didn’t need to go to all the trouble…we believed she was just fat just fine the second she took off her fucking SPANX….

More improtantly, there’s no proof this is an actual X-Ray of her ass, why would anyone get and X-Ray of their ass, unless of course it was strictly for a publicity stunt that lacks serious creativity….

Meaning, let’s hope the radiation from this shit, if it is actually an X-Ray of her ass, made her infertile…so her breed dies off like the fucking wolly mammoth or some shit….

The fact that people are talking about this like it matters or like it is news, reminds me that that world is definitely gonna end in 2012…Thank fucking god, cuz I can’t take much more of this useless, unimportant, unerotic, waste of our energy drivel

Seriously people, this shit doesn’t matter. Get with it…..

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2011

23

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat in Tight Pants of the Day

So I was standing outside of the gym the other day and a stream of fat chicks in tight pants walked in, and I was like this is a fucking gym, shouldn’t the bitches going in be tight bodied, and things I want to fuck when I’m both sober and drunk and not just drunk and aroused with no witnesses, then I realized shit is asperational, these pigs are going in, cuz they want to look like the skinny bitches I want them to be…

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian is a fat lazy pig, feeding off society, and tricking dudes into thinking she’s hot thanks to marketing…

THe only think she’s got that’s skinny is her fucking ankles and even they quickly go dumpy, sloppy, thick and disguting….I never get why people get mad at me when I call her fat, don’t they have fucking eyes? Or maybe they are fatter than her and in a way think they are defending themselves…cuz if she’s considered fat, then they are considered real fat….

When the cold hard truth is that this bitch is fucking huge. Work out clothes or not, I’m not buying it….and you shouldn’t either. THIS IS A FAT CHICK BODY….Realize it fatty.

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2011

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian Titties for Publicity of the Day

Before reading this post remember that Kim Kardashian is a pornstar

Her porn is what gave her a career and I’m pretty sure her pimping mother was behind the whole thing….because I know people who know people and they all tell me the same thing…prior to the release of the sex tape, the number one publicist in Hollywood was already hired to create what has become Kim Kardashian…

I also think her pimping mom is behind the plot points in the storyline of their show, you know in efforts to keep shit semi interesting and worth watching…marry off the fat one and knock up the hot one while the youngest ones are growing in some tits, hold off the one everyone wants to fuck, even though she’s fat, for as long as you can until ratings slip then marry that one off to the first athlete willing to increase his celebrity for money…

It’s all a fucking lie, as is her shopping for wedding clothes with her whole family and camera crew in what is some seriously twisted shit that I hope ends in an anti-terrorist attack…since they are the fucking terrorists on our society…

But I am still into her fat tits and their cry for attention, even if the rest of her body is garbage cuz I get that we all gotta make a living some how….

Here she is making a joke of herself leaving a workout session even though everyone knows bitches this big don’t work out…

I liked her better when she was producing and staring in porn

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2011

08

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Tits in a Tight Dress of the Day

Looks like her belly button is trying to eat its way out of this dress…which I guess is why she’s dressed like Elvira, you know some “high” concept like Lady Gaga, being all literal and shit cuz she knows she’s like a horror movie, especially when in a tight dress..but what do I know….you don’t have to answer that, just look at the pics….

She also squeezed into some harness as hard as she could placed at her thinnest point on her body at some event where she just launched her perfume, cuz she’s a budding entrepreneur with e a global vision of where to take the brand she’s created based on her. A modern day Trump or Paris Hilton, money making in a ridiculous way….but I hear her perfume isn’t just called eau du toilette, but is actual piss, cuz that’s a smell she’s into…it reminds her of what she went her to get to this point…

On a sidenote: I wonder how many people have called “Kim Kardashian”, “Kim Lard-Ass-Ian” in her life? Get it cuz she’s fat….I’m betting at least 1 even though I take her as more of a “Kunt”…I have no interest in this waste of time novelty act…

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2011

27

May

Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Is a Publicity Stunt of the Day

Kim Kardashian has decided to televise her wedding to her boyfriend of 5 minutes, who is white, which makes no sense, but the publicity stunt does, cuz she knows people are gonna not care about her in a year, that her time at the top is closing into an end, and that it is now and never to have the Royal Wedding everyone watches on TV like she was a Princess she thinks she is, thanks to her dad spoiling the fuck out of her before dying to not witness his whore daughter be a whore….

It’s so obvious, yet everyone buys into it, when all we should really be doing is watching her suck a black cock to launch her career…cuz she was pornstar and needs to head back down that road….after this whole mainstream/legit/toying with the public thanks to strong PR shit ends.

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2011

20

May

Kim Kardashian Feels Her Fame Dying of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian showing off her fat ass at some club with some boyfriend because I can tell she feels her fame coming to an end….because it was undeserved and not based on talent or accomplishment….other than the sex tape maybe….but even that wasn’t all that skillful on her part, she was just there…..and this is her holding on…hoping the media cover her shit…soon she will be very hungry for the attention..cuz she’s already got the money….it’s the eyeballs she’s addicted to…and as soon as that ends…it’s gonna be hilarious to see her bottom feeding like she was Heidi Montag hustle..more sex tapes, scandals, stunts, vagina slips, eating, obesity, suicide. The future is almost here…Amazing…..

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2011

17

May

Kim Kardashian Fat Back of the Day

Kim Kardashian has a fat back and I figured I’d post it because you all need to realize that she’s not someone with any fucking sex appeal, unless you own a restaurant, that’s not an all you can eat place, but a by the pound kinda spot, cuz this pig, like all pigs, likes to eat…

I’m tired of her being celebrated, I’m tired of her making money, I’m tired of people thinking she’s hot, but for some sick reason, I’m not tired of watching her suck a black cock…cuz pornstars, despite being unimpressive and trash, at least they get fucking naked and fuck….I just don’t like when they pretend they are all luxury and high class….when really they just gutter porn trash, no matter how much money they have or have made…

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2011

29

Apr

Khloe Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

I think as a testament to Kim Kardashian’s current condition as a chunky as fuck fat girl, it only makes sense that when I first saw these pictures, I thought that they were pictures of Kim Kardashian….something that Kim Kardashian has probably spent her life trying to avoid, you know whenever any family or friends said “You look so much like each other, oh sisters”, she’d go into a 3 week long eating disorder bender, validating herself with random black cock, and whatever else she’d do to make the pain go away….but now, thanks to her sloppy body, it’s too hard to avoid, She is morphing into Khloe….Are you guys sisters, how cute…if this was a horror movie…

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2011

28

Apr

Kim Kardashian Pretend sto Hit the Gym of the Day

Look at this doughy pig pretending to leave the gym, even though a body like that doesn’t really represent a body that works out. I am sure her personal trainer is the only personal trainer in hollywood who doesn’t want anyone to know he trains Kim Kardashian, because it will reflect badly on his work. I mean I guess what it comes down to, is that if this a million dollar body with the best of the best dieticians, image consultants, trainers, I’d hate to see what she’d look like as a common whore, I’m thinking WalMart cashier…

Now look at what made her a fat celebrity whore and not a real fat common whore, as she sucks this BLACK MAN’S COCK…..

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