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2014

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I hate endorsing Kim Kardashian, but the reality is she’s so big and famous, and that’s just her ass, that anything I say about her really has no impact on her success or not…I just feel like her show, even if it was a great marketing play for the family, gives young girls horrible, useless idols to look up to and aspire to be, perpetuating the world of dumb that Paris Hilton started before her, even thought these girls work, hustle, and know exactly what they are doing with every fucking move they make, yes, I just called the Kardashians smart, I mean they’d have to be to become such a huge empire….So many girls before her and after her have done sex tapes that have done nothing…so it’s all about how these people spun it, but don’t tell aspiring young porn addicted girls that doing a sex tape won’t get them famous like a Kardashian, that life lesson is the best thing Kim K has done for the perverts of the world…besides getting into a bikini to show off her ridiculous ass…I mean…really ridiculous ass…because this mystery of modern science we call a butt implant…is magical when positioned like this…even knowing all the shit that has gone in and out of it over the years..I’m all about it…as much as I hate to admit that….

TO SEE THE THONG ASS BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Apr

Kim Kardashian Bikini Hair Whip of the Day

This just in….some bikini videos end better with a shark attack…

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2014

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian in a Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

This just in…Kim Kardashian is a pig….and not just because she fucked in a video she was responsible for, cuz all the girls in her circle were doing it at the time, and it was a good way to go viral before the general public understood what viral was, but because she’s got a horribly shaped body and represents all fucking evil..

But she posted these pics and videos on instagram that probably don’t excite you, as they shouldn’t, but I am addicted to posting this shit, even when it is literally shit, and not just because of her fake tan or public persona, but because sit is the only justification for her size.

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2014

24

Mar

Kim Kardashian and Kanye Show Us What Hell Really Is of the Day

This is some inception shit…Kanye is taking a picture of Kim Kardashian taking a picture of herself “selfie” as the Vogue cameraman takes a picture of them…in some “we love ourselves a bit too fucking much”..kind of obvious behavior, that is still some ridiculous self involved behavior, but maybe I am just the crazy one, seeing as I haven’t looked in a Mirror in over a year….just sweatpants and no selfies…all the time…but this isn’t about me…this is about he devil being sent from hell in the form of these people to destroy the fabric of society or at least the credibility of vogue…it’s happening…

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2014

21

Mar

Kim and Kanye on the Cover of Vogue of the Day

I don’t really understand why people are going nuts over the cover of Vogue Magazine.

I mean does the cover of Vogue really matter? Do magazines really even matter? It’s not the fucking 80s, we have the internet. Not to mention Vogue already featured Kate Upton, a pig on the cover last year, and she’s in this issue (scroll down) so they kinda lost exclusivity…while struggling to stay relevant..

Here’s Kate Upton talking about being fat and bloated…for some Campaign….

The fashion magazine demised into the dark horrible world of tabloids like this is a positive thing, because it reminds the world that magazines are just vehicles for ads and are better off being used as the toilet paper this dude trying on jeans and Sears didn’t use because his white trash ass was too busy buying to new Vogue, since it’s designed for trailer trash, at least based on this cover…

I think my favorite dis was this Honey Boo Boo edit…

Ok – now here’s Kate Upton…who’s name is on the cover:

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2014

21

Mar

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Jeans of the Day

I don’t really like acknowledging the existence of Kim Kardashian, other than to laugh at how bad she fucks in her sex tape, yet shit got her to this level of fame…for doing nothing…

I think her show represents all that is wrong in our society…I don’t think that necessarily makes her a bad person, it’s like take the money and run…but I do think that she doesn’t do any good with her visibility…See I don’t know her, she may be sweet and amazing, but what I see of her, is fucking devil work…and that devil may be her mom, who apparently has a sex tape coming out, but this bitch is an adult, so the devil lives in her…

That said, I do like fat asses in tight jeans, no matter how many kids they have, no matter how jacked up their vaginas look in those jeans, no matter who they are on…because shit is comical, like a bad cartoon…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO GET HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Mar

Kim Kardashian Bikini Selfies of the Day


I posted something on Facebook the yesterday about the instagram model lie, which I guess is the real model lie, as well as the real pig who made it onto TV via a sex tape for having a big round fake ass…

It’s basically how to do before and after fitness pics, that make a girl go from a fatty to a ripped toned babe, in a matter of minutes, using shading from self tanning make-up, the right clothes, and angles…

After seeing Kim Kardashian Paparazzi pics from the last few days, years, months, fucking forever, it is safe to say, every scam, lie, smoke and mirror trick in the book, from possibly not even being a selfie, but rather shot by a photographer and edited, since there is NO way this bitch looks like this…

My gay lover at DLISTED POSTED THESE PICS OF HER FROM YESTERDAY

It’s safe to say…not the same fucking person…other than the ass implant you can see from her front…it’s all a smoke show…kinda like everything about her…

This is what Kim K’s Bikini Selfie Reminds me of…a fucking disaster.

UPDATE – Apparently Kim K put on this bikini to prove she fits in her 15 year old sister’s bikini because it’s important for the world to know that fabric stretches and that her 4 fooot 11 fat ass wears the same size as her 6 foot tall sister… SOURCE

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2014

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Titties for the Paparazzi of the Day

Smoke and mirror, plastic surgery ridden, fat troll who marketed herself as curvy, porn star Kim Kardashian…Because in the event you don’t remember SHE WAS A PORNSTAR BEFORE A REALITY TV STAR …yet always a fucking spoiled cunt who I am sure disappointed her murderer supporting dad who lent his whore wife to his client before dying..where they produced the ugly one…not that you care about the Kardashians, because you are like me and want them to disappear…

I can’t help but take every opportunity to mock Kanye’s baby momma and the lie that is everything about her…I know she called the paparazzi, and that these were possible photoshoppped badly…I know she’s a vapid twat with too much money but more importantly I hate that I’ve masturbated to her sex tape at least once 5 years ago…

People are celebrating her post baby weight, that she’s had plastic surgery to achieve but that she is still fat…confusing…right…

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2014

05

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Her Ass Small of the Day

Smoke and mirrors – Pornstar turned “Reality” Star “It” Girl – Kim Kardashian, the master of the lie…has decided to share her secret to New Years Resolution of fighting whatever baby weight her plastic surgeon left behind – by posing with a chick who has a fatter ass, probably Brazilian Butt Lifted (that’s where they inject you ass with fat from other parts of your body, a procedure, girls, including Kim Kardashian get to have a fat ass, because for some reason, thanks to hip hop, fat asses are all the fucking rage)…

It’s the good old proportionately, next to this fat ass, my ass looks tight, hustle so many girls do on the regular…and who really cares…this is Kim Kardashian we are talking about…the absolute epitome of evil the world has to offer…

I just hope she’ll disappear because let’s face it, it’s time…even if it’d be hard for her to disappear since she’s so fucking fat.

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