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2008

25

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Cameltoe at the Dance Studio of the Day

Looks like Kim Kardashian isn’t the only thing with a big appetite in her world, looks like her vagina’s eating her pants.

I woke up this morning with no interest to write about people I don’t care about, who have money I’ll never have and live an empty souless life I don’t want, only to get a lawyer’s letter to take down the images 3 minutes after I make the post. It’s like I am on suicide watch or someshit, and everytime I get that noose tied perfectly and snuggly fitted around my neck, the men in the hospital whites come in and take all my hard work apart.

These could be old, I may have already posted them, who really cares, it’s still fucking tedious, but not as tedious as lookin’ at these pictures of Kim Kardashian’s massive vagina eating a perfectly fine pair of pants. I wonder if shit left a mark..a pussy-shit mark….actually I really don’t.

Posted in:Dance Studio|Kim Kardashian

2008

24

Sep

Kim Kardashian Can’t Dance of the Day

I went through all this yesterday and I don’t really think there’s a need to repeat myself. The first thing I have to say about this video is that Kim Kardashian thinks that everyone thinks she’s sexy and knows how to move, which is hilarious because she isn’t sexy and the only moving she does is from her couch to the fridge to get Ice Cream. The second thing I have to say about this video is that Kim Kardashian thinks we think she knows how to move her ass but in reality she needs a booty lesson, which is hilarious because I’ve seen the sex tape and know that that ass is weighing her down. I want to know who the fuck told her these things, where did this delusion come from. The last thing I found funny about this video is that she can’t dance for shit, she can’t move for shit, she can’t perform, and she can’t make that booty talk. So she remains useless novelty with a fat ass who is much more tolerable in pictures or if you own an ice cream shop and even Dancing with the Stars mock her by playing “baby got back” as some kind of bad joke, because she does have back but just doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing with it. Either way, watch the video then Vote this Bitch Off…

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Kim Kardashian

2008

23

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Cry For Attention on Dancing With the Stars of the Day

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So Kim Kardashian is always willing to further her career and better herself by taking that fat ass to greater heights by jumping in front of the camera every time it’s around. I think it stems from a jealousy of her friend Paris Hilton, who is irrelevant now, but at the time Kim copied her Sex Tape formula was a big deal, so I guess that means that Kim has taken the crown of uselessness.

In continuing her quest of uselessness, she was on Dancing With The Stars last night and I’ve always been told that you watch a girl dance to figure out how well they fuck, in Kardashian’s case, I saw her fuck before I saw her dance, and could have told you that this cold, dead fish of a pussy is nothing but a fat rich kid who is only good at laying there. She hasn’t got the energy or flow to put in the effort where it is needed, and her ego makes her think that’s okay because anyone she’s fucking, is just lucky that she let them in her. It turns out that her dance is even worse than her blowjob skills, and I really didn’t think that was possible, so maybe Kardashian’s breaking boundaries by proving to me that she is in fact even more of a waste of space than I originally thought she was.

The highlight of the clip is when the judge tells her she should make herself more available because she’s a treasure trove that everyone wants to explore…..without realizing that she’s already done a decent job of that…..either way, watch the clip and vote this whore off.

Here she is trying to show off some of her dance moves, and by dance moves I mean her ass in spandex. Enjoy.

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Kim Kardashian

2008

22

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Got Some See Through Leggings On of the Day

***IMAGES REMOVED IN COMPLIANCE WITH DMCA****

So as American Apparel slowly takes over asses everywhere, there’s a common theme that I see everytime a girl in a pair of leggings walks by me and that is that these overpriced pieces of shit that have made leaving my house a better experience, are not very good quality. Whenever a girl is wearing them bends over or rock’s a size too small, they become pretty fuckin’ see through and I have done all I can to not let this get out of the bag, because if girls knew they were showing everyone their underwear or bare asses when they just think they are dressing casual, they would probably start buying a bigger size and that will ruin my chances of spotting vagina outside of the strip club.

Here are some pics of Kim Kardashian wearing too small of a size, showing off her ass crack, but in her defense, American Apparel is made for eating disorder, drug addicted kids, and even their extra large is small, so I guess if she wants to dress like normal girls, she’ll just have to hit up the big and tall store and if that works against her ego, she could always take on exercising and eating better like other fat kids trying to fit into trendy clothes do, or she could just stick to squeezing into these pants that don’t have enough fabric to cover that ass up, because let’s face it, I’d rather see fat ass crack than no ass crack, but that’s because I am a pervert.

UPDATE – The images were removed because the cocksucker paparazzi are ganging up on me and trying to put me out of business. They send me invoices for insane prices that I can’t afford and I think there should be laws against that. I try to fight them off and will be getting sued, but I don’t think they have a case, especially since I am moving the company to Kenya.

Either way, I told them that I am using screencaps of the images and that they are infringing on my right to freedom of speech, because I should be allowed to comment on things I see on my computer screen, I also told them that Kim Kardashian’s ass is offensively fat. I think the pictures should be used as a childhood obesity campaign and not something they make money off of….Fuckin’ asssholes….

TO SEE THE PICS OF KARDASHIAN ON A SITE THAT PAID FOR THE PICS….
GO

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|See Through

2008

18

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Dancing With the Stars Ass of the Day

Kim Kardashian looks like she finally got off that big ass of hers and has been working out for this Dancing with the Stars season. I guess that’s good news, becasue she was getting dumpy as shit and people were celebrating her laziness, instead of realizing they were lookin’ at an ass made of ice cream and fast food and sitting and not an ass that’s just big and banging. Sure, in the past I’ve been more supportive of skinny, small assed girls and left the fat ass for the black guys who love fat ass so much more than their fat black wives they accidentally knocked up and can’t manage to escape, but I am still a man, and I still appreciate a hot booty and Kardashian’s ass, despite hating her, does some pretty amazing things and that’s something I guess I shouldn’t ignore, but the only reason i am giving it any love, is because I can tell she’s getting more fit and I am not retracting my original opinion that over the last year she’s been a fucking pig. So here’s to new beginnings.

Posted in:Ass|Dancing With the Stars|Kim Kardashian

2008

15

Sep

Kim Kardashians’ Funny Facebook Ad of the Day

So this Laura’s Weight Loss site is using Kim Kardashian’s image on their site to promote some weight loss program. Now I don’t know much about marketing and advertising and shit, but I do know that she’s better suited for a chocolate bar company, because let’s face it, if you want a Kim Kardashian body, all you have to do is sit on your couch and start eating.

Having her promoting a diet, is like hiring Magic Johnson to promote condoms, Lindsay Lohan to promote Abstinence, Amy Winehouse to promote sobriety, Jennier Lopez to promote music school, you get what I am saying…..

Posted in:Ad|Kim Kardashian

2008

05

Sep

Kim Kardashian is a Fat Pig in Gogo Boots Shopping of the Day

Drunkenstepfather.com supports eating disorders. Kim Kardashian doesn’t.

This bitch looks hefty as fuck when shopping for new clothes because she outgrew her old wardrobe because overeating and being a lazy bitch does that do you. These pics may be old but who really cares…she always looks the same…

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Uncategorized

2008

18

Aug

Kim Kardashian is a Plus-Sized Pussycat Doll of the Day

I wish the Pussycat Dolls were more honest in their name than they are, when I think of Pussy, I think of hot wet vagina, but for some reason these bitches just do tame, mainstream burlesque, and never actually show their pussies. So shit is a fucking lie. When I think of dolls, I think of the girl you will end up with, who isn’t actually a girl, but a 5000 dollar Real Girl who looks a bit like a girl and who never says no to sex, not because she’s a minx with a high sex drive, but because you are a rapist and its just your jerk your hand the next generation or some shit. The Pussycat Dolls should be called the Half Naked Cockteases, and when they have guest appearances from people like Kardashian, who are starving for press they change the Marquee to the “Ditchpig Immigrants”.

Kardashian is fat because she eats too much, she has no business dressing in lingerie, except when alone at home trying to feel sexy for a candle lit masturbation sessions, or when she gets down with black dudes, like she was a middle aged divorcee on Vacation in Jamaica lookin’ for a good time to help her get on with her life, but definitely never in public or on stage for people who paid tickets to see the shit like it was some kind of modern sexy freakshow at the fuckin’ carnival. It’s offensive to me and you encouraging her doesn’t help her or the obesity crisis, it just makes things worse.

Speaking of obesity, I went out drinking on Saturday, because I couldn’t kill my hangover and figured that drinking it was I do and when I drink consistently I don’t get hungover and as I was walking out of the bar drunk and tame, I walked into a group of Napolean small man syndrome jacked dudes punching each other in the face. I tried capturing the ridiculousness on video for stepTV but when one of the 5 foot 3, cocained-up, martial artist lame thugs saw me he got up in my face and threatened to take me down. As he was getting in my face, 5 of his mini men with biceps and tight shirts surrounded me like I was their next target and despite finding the whole thing to be a scene from a cartoon, I backed down because I am too old to fight 24 year olds for no reason. As they surrounded me, they were spitting out shit like “fatso” and he even went so far to call me “tits McGee” like some kind of trash redneck Canadian dis that was hysterically bad, I ended up getting out of the situation without getting hit, but about 4 minutes later I was innocently standing next to a hot girl and a dude walked by and said “your girlfriend is hot, but you’re fat”, the worse thing about that was that she wasn’t even my girlfriend, because if she was I wouldn’t have cared so much about being called names for no reason, because hot girls have that effect on me.

Either way, I went home with my tail between my legs, feeling like shit about myself, not because I didn’t already know I was fat, but because the world has little creativity when it comes to dissing someone, it’s like they go straight to the obvious. So instead of getting beat up about it and hitting the gym, I am going to make an effort in creatively cutting people down from this day forward, because there are a lot of assholes out there, I might as well be the best one.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Lingerie|Pussycat Doll

2008

07

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I get a lot of hate because of this bitch and that in and of itself is enough for me to hate her more than I already do. I have been called jealous becaue I have called her useless, lazy, rich kid who is a Paris Hilton copycat who manged to tricked the world into wanting her on TV, making her enough money to buy herself a Bentley, and the entire time I’ve said she’s fat and ugly and people have called me shallow, crazy and gay because if I find this fat I must hate real women even though 80 percent of girls I know aren’t as fat as this tank. I have also been labeled a racist because I say shit like only black guys would fuck an ass like that and that she only dates black dudes cuz their dicks are the only ones that can make their way in past her shitty pussy to bump against her g-spot. I have called her the black man’s urinal and said her sex tape is like watching the animal planet channel and for the record I stand by all I have said about this dumpy attention seeking whore.

Here is Kim Kardashian showing off her fat body in a bikini in some staged lookin’ photos.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Pictures

2008

05

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Girl Tits of the Day

On my way home from my friend’s house, I decided to stop in to see if my Starbuck’s worker was working because I wanted a motherfuckin’ free coffee and saw the weirdest thing. This 300 pound Carnie Wilson motherfucker was getting yelled at by her skinny friend because Carnie was taking too long shoving sugar packs into her fat pants and the skinny girl wasn’t having it. She was calling her fat and disgusting and telling her to hurry the fuck up before she dies of heart disease and diabetes and stroke making them late for their rendez-vous with some guy skinny girl is fucking. The highlight of the experience was when Carnie Wilson stopped in her tracks and stared at a malnourished homeless dude who looked like full blown AIDS and had one leg significantly shorter than the other and the corrective shoes to match as he was begging for change. It was like he was some kind of Mesiah and she gasped in her suffocated by her fat neck voice “he’s so skinny…..” like she was in awe and ready to kiss those corrective shoes. I immediately thought of Kim Kardashian and how she feels everytime she hangs out with normal sized girls who date white guys.

Posted in:Fat Girl|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2008

01

Aug

Kim Kardashian Eating Ice Cream of the Day

Kim Kardashian is maintaining her obesity that’s made her desirable to perverts everywhere by eating ice cream. She’s broken down all the stereotypes that you need an eating disorder to get guys horny, one burger at a time. I find the whole thing a disgusting mess, but that’s only because I live with the pain and suffering caused by obesity and I’d hate her to give girls the wrong idea, that it’s okay to feed their emotional eating, but the sad truth is that not all girls will gain weight the same way as this pig. I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that getting off to these pics of a whore eating ice cream is a lot less dangerous than getting off to girls eating ice cream outside your local ice cream shop, mainly because Kim Kardashian isn’t 7.

Posted in:Ice Cream|Kim Kardashian

2008

28

Jul

Kim Kardashian Big Tits in a Bikini for McDonalds of the Day

Kim the Urinal was living out a childhood dream this past weekend and that was to be invited to a McDonald’s event to pose with the biggest Big Mac ever. I hear she demanded that they pay her in food and not money, because she’s got enough money but can never get enough food.

The truth is that Kim Kardashian is the kind of Fat Chick McDonald’s has been searching the world over for. They wanted a spokesperson for the brand that despite being 50 pounds overweight and rockin’ the obesity BMI, she’s still got dudes everywhere jerking off to her because her Big Macs go straight to her big ass and big tits, that’s why she’s in a bikini top.

Unfortunately, the only Special Sauce Kim Kardashian is really into comes out of black cock, so I’d say put that on your Big Mac and eat it, but the truth is that they’re more into fuckin’ watermelon and fat blonde chicks.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|McDonalds

2008

24

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Ass of the Day

I saw a girl the other day who had absolutely no ass. She wasn’t anorexic and she wasn’t so fat shit was buried in her thighs. She was just totally average in size and was wearing leggings leaving little to my imagination which turned out to be too bad because when I got to staring at her shit, my imagination would have made things better but instead I was stuck trying to figure out where she shits from, or what she sits on, because her legs turned into back without anything in between and it looked fucking mutant to me.

I got to talking to the teenage girl next to me who about it because she caught me staring and told me that she thought shit was strange too and she went on a rant about how she would rather have a Kim Kardashian sized ass that makes shopping for jeans impossible even if it meant having to have sex black men for the rest of her life, I thought that was a pretty bold statement because Kardashian’s ass is disgustingly big and makes her look like a lazy slob and I asked her to stand up and show me what she was dealing with and she refused.

About 5 minutes later a black dude showed up and sat next to her and they started making out, so I guess that was her boyfriend and she’s already getting black cock and Kim Kardashian’s ass is something she holds on a pedistole, like something she wishes she had to better please her man and all the men to come her way since they’ll all be black. Teenage girls are such whores. I blame hip hop. We’re all going to hell.

Posted in:Ass|Big|Kim Kardashian

2008

08

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

So Kim Kardashian has created her career by pretty much whoring herself out to Paris Hilton to be seen and known and then by whoring herself out to Ray J and the porn company that bought her sex tape for 5,000,000 dollars, leading to more opportunities to whore herself out to the paparazzi with tips of where she was going to be so that they could get pictures of her that could be distributed to the world and to people like me to write about her, making her more relevant or at least relevant enough to land a TV show, where she whores out on camera because people see to give a shit about what her uselessness does in a given day.

Now she wears T-shirts claiming that she’s not another photo op, or that the other day when she went shopping, she wasn’t another photo op, and that’s pretty funny to me, because I know that she probably has the paparazzi on speed dial and probably staged today’s pictures in hopes of getting in a magazine or on a blog, but wore a shirt pretending that they are invading her privacy.

Celebrities and almost-celebrities, love these fuckers. They love the cameras and cry like little girls about them for show, all while using them as the most important marketing tool in their whole career plan and the whole thing is offensive to me, but not nearly as offensive as Kim Kardashian’s fat ass that is clearly nothing special to look at and very reminiscent of the fat chick who works at McDonald’s down the street from me, who has had a few too many Big Macs, but not enough to beat my wife in an old county fair weigh-off, but at least my wife knows she isn’t sexy and has no business wearing tight jeans, mainly because the biggest sized jeans we can find don’t fit over her disgustingness, but that’s got nothing to do with Kim Kardashian and her eating disorder.

Some Fat Tits From the Other Day

More Fat Tits from the Other Day …..

Posted in:Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2008

16

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

kim kardashian fat ass in a bikini

I feel a lot like Kim Kardashian today. I ate chinese food with a friends at 5 am last night and had fast food in the afternoon, I ate a bag of chips and about 12 beers throughout the day and this has been going on for a few months and I’ve lost buttons off all my pants, people refer to me as big guy more than they ever have, I have scars from where my jogging pant elastic waistband digs into my skin. My T-shirt barely works anymore more and exposes my backside when I sit, because there isn’t enough fabric to go around, and everyone can see my fat ass crack since I don’t wear underwear. It’s got to the point where mothers have come up to me and have asked me to pull up my pants because they find me inappropriate with the kids like I was R. Kelly.

Here is Kim Kardashian and her Junk Food Eating body up in her bikini again all because you like fat chicks.

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian