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2011

11

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Takes in the Laundry of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s fat ass wore tight pants to drop off her dirty laundry. I’m not entirely sure why she’s trying to get pictures of her taken by the paparazzi, but I can assume it’s got something to do with being an attention whore, cuz I know thaat there is no reason she would have to bring her own laundry in, she’s got people who do that for her, and she’s not as down to earth as you’d think her priviledged ass was, cuz everything has always been done for her…this is strictly her trying to get noticed, and with a mangled face and next level ass, that’s not that hard a thing to pull off…but between you and me, I kinda like her first approach with the sex tape she got pissed on in better than her dirty laundry and dirty laundry has been a consistent fetish of mine since I first ventured into a laundromat many years ago and noticed a pile of panties that were unattended as their owner took her hot college ass next door to get change…but that’s not quite the same exiting that comes with Kim Kardashian’s dirty underwear, because an ass that size must sweat a lot and more importantly, must be hard to wipe proper…

Not that it matters….

Here are some bonus pics of her applying lip gloss to her mutant face and lips….for those of you who can relate to a small lip gloss applicator….you’ll be able to visualize that’s you on her ridiculous lips….

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2011

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Filling Up of the Day

It’s nice to see Kim Kardashian stage a photo op every chance she gets, but I’m not buying into this one for a fucking minute, I mean I’ve see the Kim Kardashian porn and I’ve seen her out of her SPANX and the only filling she’s ever done is with black cock in her mouth and pussy, or with cakes, pastries and all things fried down her fucking lazy face….There is no way she was raised to be the kind of girl who does this kind of thing, she’s probably doesn’t even wipe her own ass cuz she has hired help for that…There is no way she doesn’t drive the extra 15 minutes to get to a full service center and as much as I appreciate her attempt to be pedestrian, a commoner who actually does things for themselves and not the American brat royalty she thinks she is that is catered on we know she is, and I appreciate the desperate attempt to get a picture taken of her, and I appreciate her ass in tight pants, but I just can’t help laugh at this mangled up faced trash….cuz she is nothing but a joke….a joke America loves to make richer and richer and richer everyday….it is all your fucking fault people…

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2011

06

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Mangled Face of the Day

Apparently Kim Kardashian had botched botox, I say that’s just her gutter face…..doing some Michael Jackson stunts….

I say who cares about her face, all she’s good for is her fat whore pornstar ass that only fucks black guys…..

That’s all I have to say about that….

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2010

31

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Tits Distract from her Stupid Haircut of the Day

Here are some pictures of fat Kim Kardashian using her tits and a tight workout outfit, despite the fact she doesn’t work out, proven by her fat ass, with a stupid fucking cornrow haircut….

Behind all the make-up the Kardashian’s are some seriously busted up and broken down pussy. The kind of weathered shit you’d expect to find at an AA meeting talking about meth addiction. they are disgusting…

I don’t know if she is pretending to be a 7 year old on vacation in Orlando or the Bahamas or wherever kids get this stupid cornrow shit from on Springbreak.

Or maybe it’s just part of her new Kanye West hip hop act, where she thinks doing her hair like a slave baby will increase her fat ass credibility….by proving her understanding and compassion about the black man’s plight on a deeper level than just letting them stick their dick in her.

All I know is that she looks like a fat fool….Unfortunately, a fool I’d probably fuck thanks to her coinslot pussy sex tape that made her famous….

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2010

29

Dec

Kim Kardashian is Fatness of the Day

The nice thing about Kim Kardashian is that she’s always rockin’ her Holiday weight. She doesn’t need an excuse for being fat, she’s always big, sloppy and fat, but sometimes she’s smart enough to SPANX that shit into a curvy people can get excited about, but I guess now that she’s made it, she can afford to be a lazy ball of buttery shit, especially with all the sleepless nights she’s been having working hard on her one true passion…..music….Seriously, I just read that she was on her way to the music studio, that she’s doing a collab with Kanye West, and that her new scam money making hustle is music and I have a feeling it is gonna work…..because that’s just how much America scrutinizes over quality product….in their shitty processed food and in their shitty entertainment….

Fingers are crossed that it’ll be over the second this fat lady sings….

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2010

21

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Mouth Full of Foam cuz She is a Pig of the Day

This isn’t really news, but luckily I don’t do really do news here. I pretty much focus my attention on the attention whores begging for it, and when I saw these pictures of 30 year old Kim Kardashian doing a keg stand with her mother like some kind of college girl who wasn’t too old, too fat and too washed up, I was forced to play out memories I have of her getting pissed on by black dudes in sex tapes…..not that I ever saw those scenes in the sex tape, but I know what a toilet for the colored folks at the back of the bus looks like when I see one, and this is prett much it…

I’ve got an issue with girls who drink beer to begin with. From my 20s onwards, unless bitch was drinking a Corona by the beach, I was disgusted by her, there’s just something sloppy about a girl drunk on beer, and that’s usually her gut she’s got hanging over her pants, not to mention her doppy face, her sea legs and the look of wanting to be loved in her eye, cuz I guess beer drunk, is different that cocaine and vodka redbull drunk, that should be kept for backpacking pub girls from the trailer park, you know those middle American not so cultured suburban trash chugging beer and not the girls I want to fuck….meaning Kim Kardashian is pretty much doing what everything about her would expect me to be doing….at least based n her body type…

I don’t know if I explained myself the way I wanted to, but what I am saying is that beer girls are pigs and so is Kim Kardashian, so it all makes sense and I didn’t have to post all those other words…about how pathetic and unerotic this is.


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2010

13

Dec

Kim Kardashian Almost Flashes Her Snatch of the Day

I just woke up.

I call Kim Kardashian’s pussy her snatch because it only gets fucked by black guys and black guys are notorious for stealing bikes in the neighborhood, when they aren’t selling crack, rapping or playing pro sports.

I guess that doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that she’s hiding her pussy even though her porn pussy is the only reason she got a TV show. Ryan Seacrest saw it he just had to give it a TV show and since Ryan Seacrest is a queer, making him not the kind of person I trust when it comes to get excited about pussy.


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2010

03

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

It looks like the Kardashians have a new book a hired writer ghostwrote for them, and I am kinda upset I wasn’t asked to do it. Sure, I am not a professionally trained writer, and every chapter would be about Kim Kardashian’s overeating and laziness, the disappointment of her dead father, the hours it takes her to get dolled up and strapped the fuck into a dress to no look too obese, but to instead look curvy, but more importantly about how she likes to get pissed on like the toilet of a person she is, when she’s not having a good day and feeling like a princess who deserves the fucking world, or an attention whore with an ego who wants everyone to see her fuck…all while lookin’ like a tranny rendition of Cher, which I think would be more accurate. But I woulda made it worth reading….

Here she is filling out a dress, cuz it is all she knows….and because bitch is fucking everywhere…..

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2010

02

Dec

Kim Kardashian See Thru Shirt with Some Fat Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian wore a see through shirt when she pretended to go to the gym. I guess it was to show off her cleavage to distract from her short, fat legs and wide stance you know she got by not actually going to the fucking gym…cuz pigs don’t work out…they just know how to hang in sewage water, eat and get fucked by other pigs….so I guess Kardashian’s living up to our expectations of her lazy porn past…I wouldn’t expect more from her…cuz she’s pretty much bringing “A LOT”…if you know what I mean…get it, cuz she’s fat. AMazing. I know.

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