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2010

03

Nov

Kim Kardashian With a Pull Sign of the Day

Here is a fat Kim Kardashian at the nail salon getting her nails done and I am only posting these pictures cuz I thought it was funny that it looked like she had a “Pull” sign attached to her back…Sure it’d be funnier if it was a public toilet sign that read “put seat down when done” or “don’t miss the target” a tacky mom put in her bathroom to motivate her kids to stop pissing on the floor, you know cuz Kim Kardashian had a sex tape where a dude pissed on her, but pull works for me…maybe cuz I know that’s what her pants she squeezed into are going through, or maybe cuz I know her belly is trying to pull it’s way out of the harnesses she wears to look like she’s got good shape…and really who cares, I’ve already spent too much time on this…Here’s everyone’s second favorite donkey looking pornstar in denial after that one you saw in that bootleg Tijuana donkey show video…

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2010

01

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party and her Guests of the Day

Apparently Heidi Klum does more than just get pregnant with Seal, but she also throws these Halloween parties and so many important people, like Kim Kardashian and Coco attend. I guess that’s what happens when you retire from the scene to be a family woman. I am not sure what she is dressed as, but I do know I can’t comfortably jerk off to it without feeling weird about it….

Here’s Kim Kardashian, still looking fat, even with her legs crossed and obesity strapped up in one of those harnesses they sell to fat chicks via infomercials late at night…the corset looks like it is gonna break, these costume grade shit’s aren’t meant to be used as functional fat chick shapers….

Here’s Coco lookin like Paris Hilton with tits and just being ridiculous, not necessarily justifying why she was invited to Heidi Klum’s party, but definitely justifying why I am compelled to look at her, like the elderly woman walking around in nipple tassels yesterday, I would have rather no bother staring at her or chasing for a pic, but her old lady tits just sucked me in.

Here’s Ashanti for those of you who like thick legs on a bitch who once had a hit song….which is probably all of you cuz pussy is fuckin’ pussy…no matter how low grade the meat is, we are hungry and need to be fed, except maybe for Ashanti who looks like she’s been fed plenty and that she’ll be just fine…

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2010

29

Oct

Kim Kardashian is a Fat Chick Dressed Skinny of the Day

These are some weird pictures…

If Kim Kardashian wore her skirt any lower, she’d be at risk of showing the world all her straps and harnesses she uses to squeeze her into an “hourglass” figure.

If Kim Kardashian wore her bra any lower, she’d be at risk of it holding up her battered pussy life from all the negro dick, I’m talking deflated balless scrotum lips and dick shaped clit, instead of her big fat chick tits..

Trust me, I’ve seen bitches choked the fuck out almost on a regular basis a few years ago and I can tell you one thing by her facial expression that even botox can’t cover-up…and that’s that whatever is going on under the grey skirt is some serious fucking industrial strength spanx…

I guess all she needs to do to keep up this lie is keep dressing like she’s skinny, I’m sure she has a team of experts working on this all the time, cuz they’ve figured out that as long as her calves are in decent shape or she keeps wearing heels…no one will notice how fucking fat she is…

I’m eager to see her naked, without all the photoshop, cuz I have a feeling when all is let loose, it’s a fuckin’ disaster…I’m talking a Tsunami for the poor fucking who’s face is in between her legs when she unbuttons the floodgates that are her specially crafted in a lab by scientists underwear.

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2010

22

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Period Bloat in a Tight Dress of the Day

I know it’s not actually her period bloat and is just her bad diet, laziness and pig behavior that is going to catch up with her, especially now that she’s into her 30s and her metabolism is slowing down, but I thought it’d be nice to pretend she’s got period cuz we all know faces like that, no matter how well they are shaved, or how well they are made up, generally don’t have dick….

Oh right….she had that sex tape….kinda hard to fake black dick going in and out of her before pissing on her face…I guess this just proves that anything is possible…and that you can’t always judge a fat bitch in a dress by it’s cover…

I don’t know what I’m really getting at here…oh right…Kim kardashian is fat cuz you know that she’s strapped down and as harnessed up as a bitch could possibly be without cutting off the circulaition, rupturing an organ or dying and she’s still bustin’ out….

On a sidenote, how do you feel about my use of “oh right”?

On another sidenote…this bitch is big….

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2010

18

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Cry For Attention of the Day

Kim Kardashian made this statement, that I can only assume she is making to draw attention to her last nude shoot for W magazine ….

I don’t know (if I’ll pose nude again), I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.”

My “style has evolved to be a little more sophisticated. It’ll probably just keep on evolving in that direction.”

Coming from a trashy attention whore bitch who launched her career doing a porn tape with a black dude who pissed on her and fucked her unprotected…this is obviously a fucking joke…She just knows how to work it enough for idiots like me to talk about it….

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2010

18

Oct

Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what this picture is of…but apparently it’s Kim Kardashian totally naked for W magazine….which is typical because bitch built a career on getting fucked by a colored in video in her Kim K Superstar Sex Tape …but a little surprising because she’s the kind of whore who is trying to legitimize herself by not being a whore…or giving the public another taste of her nakedness….she even went after Playboy cuz they ran a pic of her a few months ago…proving that she’s just a publicity queen who loves any attention and as long as she gets naked, photoshopped or not…I’m down….even though I can’t stand this lazy, sloppy lookin scam artist cunt…

Either way, this is huge….literally….


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2010

21

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian strapped herself up in her her spanx and ace bandages, squeezed her fatness into a tight a tight dress and showed off her tits and ass and unfortunately, that was good enough for me. Unfortunately, it’s just one of those days where Kardashian looks hot and I hate when that happens…

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2010

14

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Ass is a Shelf of the Day

A day is not complete without posting some Kim Kardashian ass and wondering how much of that is legit, how much is padding/straps/harnesses, and how long shit is gonna last before the rest of her gets too big to hide in smart clothing choices…or before her ass turns into Roseanne’s cuz fat chick sloppy ass has to start somewhere……

Unfortunately, I’m the only one who sees a vile pig of a person who looks like a man, fucks like she’s lazy and thinks she is hotter than she is, and has a sloppy body people confuse for being hot….

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2010

13

Sep

Kim Kardashian Hard Nipples of the Day

I had a conversation with a group of guys about Kim Kardashian the other day. They were going nuts about how hot she is and I was arguing with them about how she’s not hot, for the sake of arguing, cuz we all know I’d fuck this pig, even though I think she’s a fucking pig….

I do think her glory days are over, I do think she’s a fat lazy spoiled slob who doesn’t deserve the attention she gets. I do think she’s chubby but hides it properly, cuz I guess that’s all she really has to worry about….

And here she is with hard nipples…that I am unfortunately loving, because big ass and big titties aren’t always a bad thing, often times it’s fucking hot, it’s just unfortunate that these ones happen to be on some cheesy fucking Kardashian cuz I hate talking about them like they matter….cunts…

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