The people at Complex are my fucking family. Sure Marc Ecko doesn’t send me birthday gifts, doesn’t invite me down to play basketball in his office, doesn’t send me his cover girls or clothing models to have sex with, but his staff have always been good to me and even featured me in the magazine and have consistently kept the friendship alive and that means a lot to me.
That said, they fucked up yesterday by posting an unphotoshopped picture of Kim Kardashian, maybe it was a publicity stunt that worked, since shit hit Perez Hilton, Gawker and all these other huge websites, and it even got back to Kim Kardashian who wrote this:
everyone has been putting up these pics from Complex Magazine showing the comparison of the original un-photoshopped photo that mistakenly was put up on complex.com.
Complex later replaced the pic with the photoshopped version, causing all of this drama.
But you know what, who cares! ??
So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!? ??
How many people do you think are photoshopped? It happens all the time!? ?…
I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.”
Which is code for “I eat too much” and “I am lazy” but “Black people want to fuck me…”..
Either way, the thing that pisses me off is that 5 months ago, I found some photoshop dude who worked professionally for companies retouching pictures and his work on Kim Kardashian was part of his portfolio, shit took so much hard work that this expert felt it was his priced piece of work and I posted the shit, but no one noticed…
So I figure I’ll throw it out there again, because you can see just how fat this bitch I’ve been calling fat all these years is, and stop defending her, because she may be a cover girl, but she’s contributed nothing of value to society.
SEE MY OLD KIM KARDASHIAN PHOTOSHOP RETOUCHING POST
(cuz I am ahead of the game…and know how to spot a pig when I see one)
SEE KIM KARDASHIAN’S FAKE UNTOUCHED BIKINI PICS (cuz she’s full of shit and real fat)