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2010

20

Aug

Kim Kardashian Tits at her own Premiere of the Day

I guess the one thing good about Kim Kardashian, is that she knows how to get attention….sure it’s pretty fucking obvious behavior that every slut knows at a young age, pretty elementary level behavior that the girl who used to stuff her bra in the sixth grade could have strategized with her on, but I guess we are very elementary level people, cuz I know tits, cleavage, fucking on camera, round asses, bikinis and everything that makes this lazy bitch known get my attention…and the fact that her useless, nobody, talentless, man face is known proves it gets the attention of a whole lot of other people too…

So here she is working as hard as she can work for everything she’s got….pornstars don’t deserve this kind of success. You can all blame Ryan Seacrest for this….

Here are some of the other sluts at the event….

What the fuck is goin on with this one….how do people like this exist and why aren’t I hanging with them….

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2010

17

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Car Accident Wasn’t Good Enough of the Day

Kim Kardashian constantly ruins my fetishes….from peeing on chicks, to making sex tapes and getting a reality show…to Armenian women…to rich LA kids….to chubby lazy chicks who carry their weight right…to girls who have hard manly faces…she’s managed to pollute my brain….and now she’s ruining my car accident fetish…esepcially one featuring a piece of rich lazy overrated trash who gets pissed on in sex tapes that lead to making millions with a TV show like some kind of celebrity all while having a hot thick lazy Armenian body….cuz in that fetish the bitch drives off a cliff into the ocean.

So next time this bitch gets is in a car accident, she should do it up proper and get killed like anyone who does a car accident right. This candy coated bullshit is typical of her half assed behavior…and is just another disappointment from her and her big ass and big titties…

Here are some pictures of her in Allure since I am a fashion site…because apparently she has some kind of Allure…that I don’t understand…but I think it starts with watching her big round rich immigrant ass as it got fucked and pissed on by a black dude after seeing her at parties with Paris Hilton….it’s like how can a urinal accomplish so much…when the urinals I know just kind stick to one place and one job….bad joke. I know.

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2010

12

Aug

Kim Kardashian After-Wax Face of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving the salon where she reportedly “Indulges in gettting waxes” because ethnic girls tend to be hairy as fuck, especially when they are jacked with male hormones like this bitch, at least that’s what her face wants us to believe and I guess this is just is another example of useless bullshit pieces of information I don’t need to know in my life…even if there was a period in my life that I was envious of bikini waxers cuz of all the pussy they got to see and I went so far as to apply for a job as a waxer without any formal training because of all the pussy they got to see before realizing that hairy pussy on fat bitches may never get boring, but can get messy, especially with the law suits that come when I start using my mouth instead of wax on them, cuz really I have no standards….but for some reason thinking about Kim Kardashian’s hairy black cock filled pussy getting ravaged by asians doesn’t really turn me on…especially when I know she was getting her mustache waxed and they just spun the story on me but I guess it’s not about me, but about you…so enjoy using your imagination on this one…since bitch doesn’t need to degrade herself and post the video of the shit like she used to…She’s changed for the worse. Fame’s really made her dull….

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2010

04

Aug

Kim Kardashian Almost Falls While Stuffing her Face of the Day

I’ve always said that Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig and I wasn’t even talking about her sex tape that she gets pissed on in. I was talking about her body and her level of physical fitness, cuz despite her bullshit workout DVD she released a few years ago, I never thought she was anything more than a slob who lay out eating junk food in her underwear all day, she’s just been lucky enough to get her fat to deposit itself in the right place without the sloppy cellulite dents that white people get, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fat…

So here she is, really fucking into her ice cream, stuffing her vile face, so fucking into it that she’s falling all over the place, or maybe her heel is giving out, cuz they don’t make shoes to support that kind of weight…and here are the pics…of her unfortunately not falling and hurting her cunt self…..

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2010

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass in Leggings of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and feel she is a stain on the world….I gotta say she kinda turns me on. I have never seen a dirty little whore rich kid, who has managed to launch a career by letting some black dude piss on her, something few girls let dudes do to them in the first place, let a lone on video that launches her career, but more importantly, I’ve never seen an ass with this kinda shape. Sure, she’s lazy and fat, but fuck would I like her to film her next sex tape on my face, even if shit still smells like stale negro sperm, she’s just got that kinda of spell on me…as long as I don’t look at her over-worked manly face…and that’s all I have to say about that…cuz between you and me…I feel shame in liking these pictures….I’m weak.

Pics via Fame

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2010

02

Aug

Kim Kardashian, Ashley Greene and Kelly Ripa Hangin’ Together of the Day

I always find it weird when I see pictures of these Hollywood sluts together at events like they are friends, even though I know they don’t give a fuck about each other and that they are just doing it for their image. I also just figure that each of these cunts is on her own self involved, ego, mission where they by default hate any pussy that gets more attention than them, even though they are each over-rated pieces of shit, regardless of what the media tells us, or how much money they have in their bank accounts, and I figure to at least one of you – each of these girls has been a fantasy at least once, so why not post a picture of them all together….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

19

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I like big asses…but not this kind of big ass….this shit is just shit that reminds me of a 30 year old secretary who works at the walk in clinic, has a couple of cats, likes to read books and loves cake and ice cream cuz it makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside…since no one hugs her on the outside….

What I am getting at is that this ass is just fat…it’s not hot, or round or perfection…it’s fucking sloppy but just happens to not have cellulite, cuz maybe Armenian bitches are so cross bred from decades of being conquered that cellulite doesn’t hit them…but it doesn’t mean she’s not a fucking pig…a pig who peaked with her sex tape …the rest of her is just fucking aftershock from the shit…and the public seems to constantly forget how vile this twat is.

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2010

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Big Fat Ass of the Day

Here are some of pictures of Kim Kardashian showing off her fat fucking ass, and for once, you can actually see that her ass is fat and not just round and beautiful like all you idiots think.

I have spent the last few years trying to explain to people that she gets fucked by black dudes because she’s got a huge vagina and a huge sloppy ass and they love that shit cuz she’s not black….In time the rest of her body will catch up to the cellulite ridden product of her being a lazy pig of a woman…and you can finally see the truth in the form of ass dimples in her white outfit.

Here are the pics….of her very big belly button…cuz that’s what fat bitches in tight clothes have….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

08

Jul

Kim Kardashian Uses Lindsay Lohan for Publicity of the Day

Wasting our fucking resources. You know that when all these cops were “protecting” Lohan from the paparazzi….4 black kids got shot in the LA Projects….Hollywood people are excessive, disgusting, and now kill street kids and the whole thing annoys me, but not as much as how obvious Kim Kardashian is, Lohan is in the media so she befriends her and shows her support, kinda the same logic that went into the sex tape release. These Hollywood cunts don’t give a shit about anything but themselves and in Kim Kardashian’s case…eating…

Pics via Bauer

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